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Title: Miss C bulletin
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2019, 04:58:50 PM
Her newest granddaughter is being christened in the Midlands in about 10 days and she was on about getting a taxi there and back, which is bonkers. I said I would take her and bring her back.

I am in touch with her daughter. Yet again, she is back in hospital. SHe has been on morphine for pain relief now for a couple of years but this obviously causes problems. including addiction, presumably. The hospital has withdrawn the morphine and this is also not good.

The daft owld trout is in a bad way. I have told the daughter that if she is still in hospital on christening day I will go to visit.

Frankly, none of this is looking good
Title: Re: Miss C bulletin
Post by: Steve on November 06, 2019, 05:11:43 PM
Hard to know what to say.  It's all very unfair on her

Wish her well from us please
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Post by: Just One More on November 06, 2019, 08:00:23 PM
Life really can be a bastard. Loads of love to Miss C

You're a top bloke Nick  :thumbsup:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 06, 2019, 08:33:21 PM
She really has endured sooooo much and I'm sure your friendship has helped her get through so much.

Send her all our best wishes and biggest hugs
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Post by: Steve on November 06, 2019, 08:50:30 PM
Yes what they said ^.   Top blokery by you Nick
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Post by: apc2010 on November 06, 2019, 09:48:10 PM
Send our best ....
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Post by: Darwins Selection on November 07, 2019, 10:06:19 AM
Give the old boot my best wishes as well.
She has put up with such a lot for such a long time.  noooo: sad24:
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Post by: Barman on November 07, 2019, 06:47:44 PM
What they all said, send her love from me and LL... And yes, you are a top bloke Nick...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Miss C bulletin
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2019, 02:15:19 PM
Miss C too poorly sick to go to christening. so going to the horsepickle tomorrow (with choc biscuits) to pay the owld trout a visit, like
Title: Re: Miss C bulletin
Post by: apc2010 on November 15, 2019, 03:26:10 PM
Miss C too poorly sick to go to christening. so going to the horsepickle tomorrow (with choc biscuits) to pay the owld trout a visit, like

 Thumbs:   to you visiting ..
Title: Re: Miss C bulletin
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2019, 05:50:25 PM
Miss C too poorly sick to go to christening. so going to the horsepickle tomorrow (with choc biscuits) to pay the owld trout a visit, like

Top Man!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Miss C bulletin
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2019, 08:10:00 PM
Postponed. They are sending her home tomorrow but she has no idea what time and there will be armies of carers doing stuff with fridge, cleaning and so on  noooo:
Title: Re: Miss C bulletin
Post by: Nick on November 20, 2019, 05:44:25 PM
Taking her here on Friday

https://rutlandarmsbakewell.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Daily-Menu-2019.pdf (https://rutlandarmsbakewell.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Daily-Menu-2019.pdf)

Fully wheelchair accessible, thank god. It can be a struggle  NickSick
Title: Re: Miss C bulletin
Post by: apc2010 on November 20, 2019, 06:04:08 PM
Taking her here on Friday

https://rutlandarmsbakewell.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Daily-Menu-2019.pdf (https://rutlandarmsbakewell.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Daily-Menu-2019.pdf)

Fully wheelchair accessible, thank god. It can be a struggle  NickSick

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Post by: Steve on November 20, 2019, 07:29:08 PM
Taking her here on Friday

https://rutlandarmsbakewell.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Daily-Menu-2019.pdf (https://rutlandarmsbakewell.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Daily-Menu-2019.pdf)

Fully wheelchair accessible, thank god. It can be a struggle  NickSick

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Thumbs: Thumbs: top blokery Nick
Title: Re: Miss C bulletin
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 20, 2019, 11:55:14 PM
Taking her here on Friday

https://rutlandarmsbakewell.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Daily-Menu-2019.pdf (https://rutlandarmsbakewell.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Daily-Menu-2019.pdf)

Fully wheelchair accessible, thank god. It can be a struggle  NickSick

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Thumbs: Thumbs: top blokery Nick
Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: A kind gesture, have fun
Title: Re: Miss C bulletin
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2019, 06:54:33 AM
Taking her here on Friday

https://rutlandarmsbakewell.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Daily-Menu-2019.pdf (https://rutlandarmsbakewell.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Daily-Menu-2019.pdf)

Fully wheelchair accessible, thank god. It can be a struggle  NickSick

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Thumbs: Thumbs: top blokery Nick
Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: A kind gesture, have fun
Top man Nick... Send her our love...  Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Miss C bulletin
Post by: Just One More on November 21, 2019, 07:38:06 PM
Nice one Nick. Hugs from me to Miss C  Thumbs: Thumbs:  Thumbs:  Thumbs:  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Miss C bulletin
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2019, 10:14:44 AM
Trip postponed again as Miss C very sick and being taken back into hospital  noooo:
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Post by: Steve on November 22, 2019, 01:29:19 PM
Trip postponed again as Miss C very sick and being taken back into hospital  noooo:
Oh  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Miss C bulletin
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2019, 03:10:58 PM
Trip postponed again as Miss C very sick and being taken back into hospital  noooo:

Oh...  cry:
Title: Re: Miss C bulletin
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 22, 2019, 05:00:50 PM
Trip postponed again as Miss C very sick and being taken back into hospital  noooo:
Not good  noooo:
Title: Re: Miss C bulletin
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2019, 06:54:27 PM
Miss C was on pretty good form and looking better than I have seen her look for a while (change of meds). Off we went for a rather splendid lunch in Bakewell (her pheasant and me brisket with yummy accompaniments/trimmings.

Then the fun started. I had taken care to establish that the establish DEFINITELY had disabled access and toilets and was told that it did. The short ramp up (and later down) from the car park was at an angle of about 30 degrees  eeek:  Up was a struggle, down risked ski-jumping into the road.

But before that she want to go to the loo before we left for the drive back to Sheffield.

Disabled toilet my arse  evil: I got her and her wheelchair jammed in the door and there was no way of getting her in there and getting the door shut. I fetched the Manager who suggested taking her into the regular Ladies. Not keen on this, so a lady member of staff was summoned who checked the coast was clear and guarded the door. Situation here was even worserer. A helpful customer suggested we used the disabled toilet  noooo:

She offered to help, so off we went again. A former nurse, she offered to help Miss C get upright "whlle your husband helps you get your knickers off"  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Me: I AN NOT HER HUSBAND
Miss C (simultaneously): HE IS NOT MY HUSBAND

Helpful customer says, "Well I can help you get them off but we haven't been introduced!"

Meanwhile screens are produced and I vacate the area

Then the ski jump. We make the manager help out who is not apologetic.

A grand day out with added knicker removal

Miss C has a scheme which I will report soon in the Pets thread  eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Miss C bulletin
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2019, 07:33:30 PM
Miss C was on pretty good form and looking better than I have seen her look for a while (change of meds). Off we went for a rather splendid lunch in Bakewell (her pheasant and me brisket with yummy accompaniments/trimmings.

Then the fun started. I had taken care to establish that the establish DEFINITELY had disabled access and toilets and was told that it did. The short ramp up (and later down) from the car park was at an angle of about 30 degrees  eeek:  Up was a struggle, down risked ski-jumping into the road.

But before that she want to go to the loo before we left for the drive back to Sheffield.

Disabled toilet my arse  evil: I got her and her wheelchair jammed in the door and there was no way of getting her in there and getting the door shut. I fetched the Manager who suggested taking her into the regular Ladies. Not keen on this, so a lady member of staff was summoned who checked the coast was clear and guarded the door. Situation here was even worserer. A helpful customer suggested we used the disabled toilet  noooo:

She offered to help, so off we went again. A former nurse, she offered to help Miss C get upright "whlle your husband helps you get your knickers off"  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Me: I AN NOT HER HUSBAND
Miss C (simultaneously): HE IS NOT MY HUSBAND

Helpful customer says, "Well I can help you get them off but we haven't been introduced!"

Meanwhile screens are produced and I vacate the area

Then the ski jump. We make the manager help out who is not apologetic.

A grand day out with added knicker removal

Miss C has a scheme which I will report soon in the Pets thread  eeek: eeek:

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Title: Re: Miss C bulletin
Post by: Steve on November 26, 2019, 08:00:35 PM
Miss C was on pretty good form and looking better than I have seen her look for a while (change of meds). Off we went for a rather splendid lunch in Bakewell (her pheasant and me brisket with yummy accompaniments/trimmings.

Then the fun started. I had taken care to establish that the establish DEFINITELY had disabled access and toilets and was told that it did. The short ramp up (and later down) from the car park was at an angle of about 30 degrees  eeek:  Up was a struggle, down risked ski-jumping into the road.

But before that she want to go to the loo before we left for the drive back to Sheffield.

Disabled toilet my arse  evil: I got her and her wheelchair jammed in the door and there was no way of getting her in there and getting the door shut. I fetched the Manager who suggested taking her into the regular Ladies. Not keen on this, so a lady member of staff was summoned who checked the coast was clear and guarded the door. Situation here was even worserer. A helpful customer suggested we used the disabled toilet  noooo:

She offered to help, so off we went again. A former nurse, she offered to help Miss C get upright "whlle your husband helps you get your knickers off"  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Me: I AN NOT HER HUSBAND
Miss C (simultaneously): HE IS NOT MY HUSBAND

Helpful customer says, "Well I can help you get them off but we haven't been introduced!"

Meanwhile screens are produced and I vacate the area

Then the ski jump. We make the manager help out who is not apologetic.

A grand day out with added knicker removal

Miss C has a scheme which I will report soon in the Pets thread  eeek: eeek:

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Title: Re: Miss C bulletin
Post by: Just One More on November 26, 2019, 08:55:38 PM
Miss C was on pretty good form and looking better than I have seen her look for a while (change of meds). Off we went for a rather splendid lunch in Bakewell (her pheasant and me brisket with yummy accompaniments/trimmings.

Then the fun started. I had taken care to establish that the establish DEFINITELY had disabled access and toilets and was told that it did. The short ramp up (and later down) from the car park was at an angle of about 30 degrees  eeek:  Up was a struggle, down risked ski-jumping into the road.

But before that she want to go to the loo before we left for the drive back to Sheffield.

Disabled toilet my arse  evil: I got her and her wheelchair jammed in the door and there was no way of getting her in there and getting the door shut. I fetched the Manager who suggested taking her into the regular Ladies. Not keen on this, so a lady member of staff was summoned who checked the coast was clear and guarded the door. Situation here was even worserer. A helpful customer suggested we used the disabled toilet  noooo:

She offered to help, so off we went again. A former nurse, she offered to help Miss C get upright "whlle your husband helps you get your knickers off"  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Me: I AN NOT HER HUSBAND
Miss C (simultaneously): HE IS NOT MY HUSBAND

Helpful customer says, "Well I can help you get them off but we haven't been introduced!"

Meanwhile screens are produced and I vacate the area

Then the ski jump. We make the manager help out who is not apologetic.

A grand day out with added knicker removal

Miss C has a scheme which I will report soon in the Pets thread  eeek: eeek:

I see the comedy in this Nick, but that really is appalling fella
Title: Re: Miss C bulletin
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2019, 08:56:51 PM
We have made complaints, but the food was yummy.
Title: Re: Miss C bulletin
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2019, 07:25:00 AM
We have made complaints, but the food was yummy.
Well done lad, a day to remember for both of you.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Miss C bulletin
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2019, 01:58:59 PM
We have made complaints, but the food was yummy.

A grand day out! I bet she loved it!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Miss C bulletin
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2019, 02:00:36 PM
She did  :thumbsup:  Pity about the weather. And having to have a stranger remove her pants  noooo: noooo:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 27, 2019, 06:39:14 PM
The girl's still got it  :thumbsup: lol:
Title: Re: Miss C bulletin
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2019, 06:41:45 PM
She was on good form, just have to sort out the rescue dog now  noooo:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 27, 2019, 07:23:57 PM
But how is she going to manage looking after that ?  scared2:
Title: Re: Miss C bulletin
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2019, 07:25:28 PM
It will be fine in the new place once I have shampooed it  :thumbsup:



 scared2:
Title: Re: Miss C bulletin
Post by: Steve on November 27, 2019, 10:23:57 PM
It will be fine in the new place once I have shampooed it  :thumbsup:



 scared2:
But how are you going to train a dog to take down knickers?
Title: Re: Miss C bulletin
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2019, 03:06:21 PM
It will be fine in the new place once I have shampooed it  :thumbsup:



 scared2:
But how are you going to train a dog to take down knickers?

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Miss C bulletin
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2019, 03:07:34 PM
I don't need the help of a dog  eyes:

I find my mind turning in the direction of Bra Clips  rubschin: