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Title: Nod's brain
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2019, 03:06:30 PM
Taking him to the horsepickle tomorrow. They want to do some tests on his brain and his co ordination to find out why he keeps falling over.

I could tell them, but I won't  angel1
Title: Re: Nod's brain
Post by: Steve on November 18, 2019, 06:49:40 PM
Taking him to the horsepickle tomorrow. They want to do some tests on his brain and his co ordination to find out why he keeps falling over.

I could tell them, but I won't  angel1
  :thumbsup: he's secret is safe with you and us.   rubschin: less than safe then

Title: Re: Nod's brain
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 18, 2019, 11:40:57 PM
Taking him to the horsepickle tomorrow. They want to do some tests on his brain and his co ordination to find out why he keeps falling over.

I could tell them, but I won't  angel1

You won't have to tell them, as soon as they see you they will know the cause...  noooo:
Title: Re: Nod's brain
Post by: Barman on November 19, 2019, 07:17:57 AM

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 whistle:
Title: Re: Nod's brain
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 19, 2019, 08:55:09 AM

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 whistle:

It was generous of you to share your brain scan for comparison BM...  whistle:
Title: Re: Nod's brain
Post by: Barman on November 19, 2019, 09:27:43 AM

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 whistle:

It was generous of you to share your brain scan for comparison BM...  whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: Nod's brain
Post by: Steve on November 19, 2019, 09:55:39 AM

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 whistle:
Surely that's supposing Nod's brain is in his head and not his arse.  A mahoosive presumption given what we've been told
Title: Re: Nod's brain
Post by: Nick on November 19, 2019, 10:30:39 AM
Only Nod could break the test equipment  facepalm:
Title: Re: Nod's brain
Post by: Steve on November 19, 2019, 10:55:38 AM
Only Nod could break the test equipment  facepalm:
Popcorn:
Title: Re: Nod's brain
Post by: Nick on November 19, 2019, 11:13:06 AM
Hand -eye coordination test. Some machine where he had to press buttons. Pressed then all or summat. Machine fused  noooo:
Title: Re: Nod's brain
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 19, 2019, 12:32:15 PM
Hand -eye coordination test. Some machine where he had to press buttons. Pressed then all or summat. Machine fused  noooo:

He's been absorbing Nick-o-rays for decades, are you really surprised at this...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Nod's brain
Post by: Steve on November 19, 2019, 08:07:28 PM
Hand -eye coordination test. Some machine where he had to press buttons. Pressed then all or summat. Machine fused  noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Nod's brain
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2020, 03:09:33 PM
For various reasons, Nod owes me about £900. Earlier he gave me his credit card.

Me: What can I do with this?
Nod: Just wave it over your phone

 facepalm:
Title: Re: Nod's brain
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2020, 03:21:31 PM
For various reasons, Nod owes me about £900. Earlier he gave me his credit card.

Me: What can I do with this?
Nod: Just wave it over your phone

 facepalm:

On-line shopping!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Nod's brain
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2020, 03:42:10 PM
Buy him an Alpaca you say  rubschin:
Title: Re: Nod's brain
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2020, 03:55:40 PM
Buy him an Alpaca you say  rubschin:

Do they sell them on-line...?  rubschin:




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Title: Re: Nod's brain
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2020, 04:03:57 PM
For various reasons, Nod owes me about £900. Earlier he gave me his credit card.

Me: What can I do with this?
Nod: Just wave it over your phone

 facepalm:

As daft as it is I can see the logic from Nod's point of view. He will have seen someone pay for something using their mobile at some point and just made the leap.  lol:
Title: Re: Nod's brain
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2020, 04:05:52 PM
He is an idiot. Off to check out Alpacas'R'Us   eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Nod's brain
Post by: Steve on January 09, 2020, 04:07:18 PM
Buy him an Alpaca you say  rubschin:
Nah, buy him one night in Bangkok  (free earworm)
Title: Re: Nod's brain
Post by: apc2010 on January 09, 2020, 06:12:53 PM
Buy him an Alpaca you say  rubschin:
Nah, buy him one night in Bangkok  (free earworm)

Too many "head" jokes there ........ noooo:
Title: Re: Nod's brain
Post by: Steve on January 09, 2020, 06:15:17 PM
Buy him an Alpaca you say  rubschin:
Nah, buy him one night in Bangkok  (free earworm)

Too many "head" jokes there ........ noooo:
  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Nod's brain
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2020, 06:17:49 PM
Mr Thread? Meet Mr Gutter  noooo:
Title: Re: Nod's brain
Post by: Steve on January 09, 2020, 10:04:25 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Nod's brain
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2020, 07:27:40 AM
Buy him an Alpaca you say  rubschin:
Nah, buy him one night in Bangkok  (free earworm)

Too many "head" jokes there ........ noooo:

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