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Title: Offers I don't understand
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2019, 02:17:33 PM
Vodafone calls and offers to send me a free tablet compooter AND reduce my monthly bill by 40%  IF I accept the pooter, otherwise my bill stays the same  rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

Why am I suspicious?  rubschin:

Title: Re: Offers I don't understand
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 27, 2019, 02:27:57 PM
Vodafone calls and offers to send me a free tablet compooter AND reduce my monthly bill by 40%  IF I accept the pooter, otherwise my bill stays the same  rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

Why am I suspicious?  rubschin:

Are you out of your lock in period by any chance?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Offers I don't understand
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2019, 02:33:24 PM
Been with them for 12 years  rubschin:
Title: Re: Offers I don't understand
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 27, 2019, 02:34:58 PM
If you havent redone your contract then it sounds like a decent deal but you would be locked in with them for I'd guess 2 years
Title: Re: Offers I don't understand
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2019, 02:37:36 PM
I could be dead by then  sad32:
Title: Re: Offers I don't understand
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2019, 03:15:53 PM
I could be dead by then  sad32:

I'll have the tablet!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Offers I don't understand
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 27, 2019, 03:16:18 PM
I could be dead by then  sad32:

I'll have the tablet!  Thumbs:

Broken your replacement already then...  noooo:
Title: Re: Offers I don't understand
Post by: apc2010 on November 27, 2019, 08:07:22 PM
Vodafone calls and offers to send me a free tablet compooter AND reduce my monthly bill by 40%  IF I accept the pooter, otherwise my bill stays the same  rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

Why am I suspicious?  rubschin:

Are you out of your lock in period by any chance?  rubschin:

What has his lock keeping got to do with it ...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Offers I don't understand
Post by: Steve on November 27, 2019, 10:31:06 PM
I could be dead by then  sad32:
Well that PC certainly will be.  I give it 6 months, less if you let The Boy near it
Title: Re: Offers I don't understand
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2019, 07:21:40 AM
It is being delivered today. I will, of course, be out  noooo:
Title: Re: Offers I don't understand
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2019, 07:47:15 AM
It is being delivered today. I will, of course, be out  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Offers I don't understand
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2019, 07:53:46 AM
It's a Hwaw, huahwe, haway  Chinese
Title: Re: Offers I don't understand
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2019, 08:14:44 AM
It's a Hwaw, huahwe, haway  Chinese

Haaawwwaaayyyyyyy?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Offers I don't understand
Post by: Steve on November 28, 2019, 09:21:44 AM
It's a Hwaw, huahwe, haway  Chinese

Haaawwwaaayyyyyyy?  rubschin:
It'll be spying on all Nick's thoughts, typing and deeds
 
A million Chinese spooks brains are about to get fried.   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Offers I don't understand
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 28, 2019, 11:01:21 AM
It's a Hwaw, huahwe, haway  Chinese

Haaawwwaaayyyyyyy?  rubschin:
It'll be spying on all Nick's thoughts, typing and deeds
 
A million Chinese spooks brains are about to get fried.   :thumbsup:

This is perfect. They will think that Nick is our ultimate doomsday weapon of mass gubberation. All we need to do now is every once in a while apply for a Chinese visa in his name....   Sinister:
Title: Re: Offers I don't understand
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 28, 2019, 02:53:07 PM
It's a Hwaw, huahwe, haway  Chinese

Haaawwwaaayyyyyyy?  rubschin:

Premature Friday Syndrome  rubschin:
Title: Re: Offers I don't understand
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2019, 03:05:33 PM
It's a Hwaw, huahwe, haway  Chinese

Haaawwwaaayyyyyyy?  rubschin:

Premature Friday Syndrome  rubschin:

Yes...  redface:

It has never happened before...  noooo:
Title: Re: Offers I don't understand
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2019, 03:06:30 PM
I am pretending to be out  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Offers I don't understand
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2019, 04:43:52 PM
The delivery driver has crashed  facepalm:
Title: Re: Offers I don't understand
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2019, 05:13:14 PM
The delivery driver has crashed  facepalm:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Offers I don't understand
Post by: apc2010 on November 28, 2019, 05:55:34 PM
The delivery driver has crashed  facepalm:

So will the putor ..... whistle:
Title: Re: Offers I don't understand
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2019, 06:00:29 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Offers I don't understand
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2019, 06:26:58 PM
The delivery driver has crashed  facepalm:

So will the putor ..... whistle:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Offers I don't understand
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 28, 2019, 07:44:11 PM
The delivery driver has crashed  facepalm:

So will the putor ..... whistle:

 drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Offers I don't understand
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 29, 2019, 01:04:28 AM
The delivery driver has crashed  facepalm:

The sat nag saw the final destination and took measures to protect itself...  noooo:
Title: Re: Offers I don't understand
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2019, 06:52:41 AM
The delivery driver has crashed  facepalm:

The sat nag saw the final destination and took measures to protect itself...  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Offers I don't understand
Post by: Steve on November 29, 2019, 09:08:41 AM
It's a Hwaw, huahwe, haway  Chinese

Haaawwwaaayyyyyyy?  rubschin:

Premature Friday Syndrome  rubschin:

Yes...  redface:

It has never happened before...  noooo:
Try to think of Archie Gemmill's goal.  Well if it works for that might work for this
Title: Re: Offers I don't understand
Post by: Steve on November 29, 2019, 09:09:14 AM
The delivery driver has crashed  facepalm:

The sat nag saw the final destination and took measures to protect itself...  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Offers I don't understand
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2019, 09:18:58 AM
It's a Hwaw, huahwe, haway  Chinese

Haaawwwaaayyyyyyy?  rubschin:

Premature Friday Syndrome  rubschin:

Yes...  redface:

It has never happened before...  noooo:
Try to think of Archie Gemmill's goal.  Well if it works for that might work for this

* Googles 'Archie Gemmill's goal' *  redface:
Title: Re: Offers I don't understand
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 29, 2019, 11:42:59 AM
The delivery driver has crashed  facepalm:

The sat nag saw the final destination and took measures to protect itself...  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Offers I don't understand
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2019, 01:30:55 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: Offers I don't understand
Post by: apc2010 on November 29, 2019, 06:38:09 PM
It's a Hwaw, huahwe, haway  Chinese

Haaawwwaaayyyyyyy?  rubschin:

Premature Friday Syndrome  rubschin:

Yes...  redface:

It has never happened before...  noooo:
Try to think of Archie Gemmill's goal.  Well if it works for that might work for this

* Googles 'Archie Gemmill's goal' *  redface:

1978 world cup ...... noooo:
Title: Re: Offers I don't understand
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2019, 09:27:38 AM
It's a Hwaw, huahwe, haway  Chinese

Haaawwwaaayyyyyyy?  rubschin:

Premature Friday Syndrome  rubschin:

Yes...  redface:

It has never happened before...  noooo:
Try to think of Archie Gemmill's goal.  Well if it works for that might work for this

* Googles 'Archie Gemmill's goal' *  redface:

1978 world cup ...... noooo:

Of course... ::)
Title: Re: Offers I don't understand
Post by: Steve on November 30, 2019, 09:31:31 AM
I'm struggling to remember the 'think about Gemmil's goal to delay' reference.  It's not Trainspotting (albeit that's in a similar area)

Maybe I just fucked up






again  redface: