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Title: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2019, 06:20:39 AM
Slept okay last night... still in pain...

Had my stomach protector and about to take all the drugs that take over from the bum jab yesterday...
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Steve on December 03, 2019, 08:27:14 AM
Doesn't sound like much fun, get better soon
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2019, 02:21:31 PM
No jobs ........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2019, 02:25:20 PM
No jobs ........ Thumbs:

I know, but I'm bored rigid...  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2019, 02:26:11 PM
No jobs ........ Thumbs:

I know, but I'm bored rigid...  noooo:

Seen that one .. Thumbs:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2019, 02:26:54 PM
No jobs ........ Thumbs:

I know, but I'm bored rigid...  noooo:

Seen that one .. Thumbs:

Fuck off, my back hurts when I laugh!  cussing:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 03, 2019, 03:43:29 PM
Time to write your autobiography  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2019, 03:47:54 PM
Time to write your autobiography  :thumbsup:

Fuck off, my back hurts when I laugh!  cussing:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2019, 03:52:21 PM
Time to write your autobiography  :thumbsup:

'Head First - Roofs Wot I Have Fallen Off' by Mr B. Mort...  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2019, 04:14:47 PM
Time to write your autobiography  :thumbsup:

'Head First - Roofs Wot I Have Fallen Off' by Mr B. Mort...  rubschin:

or Flat n Broke .. rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2019, 04:19:14 PM
Time to write your autobiography  :thumbsup:

'Head First - Roofs Wot I Have Fallen Off' by Mr B. Mort...  rubschin:

or Flat n Broke .. rubschin:

Surely that is the title for your driving memoirs...  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2019, 04:25:50 PM
Time to write your autobiography  :thumbsup:

'Head First - Roofs Wot I Have Fallen Off' by Mr B. Mort...  rubschin:

or Flat n Broke .. rubschin:

Surely that is the title for your driving memoirs...  whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2019, 04:31:03 PM
Time to write your autobiography  :thumbsup:

'Head First - Roofs Wot I Have Fallen Off' by Mr B. Mort...  rubschin:

or Flat n Broke .. rubschin:

Surely that is the title for your driving memoirs...  whistle:

 evil:

If you are going to walk into them like that...  point:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2019, 04:37:13 PM
Time to write your autobiography  :thumbsup:

'Head First - Roofs Wot I Have Fallen Off' by Mr B. Mort...  rubschin:

or Flat n Broke .. rubschin:

Surely that is the title for your driving memoirs...  whistle:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2019, 07:45:53 AM
Miss I has got a slipped disc. Can't walk  sad24:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Steve on December 16, 2019, 09:56:42 AM
Miss I has got a slipped disc. Can't walk  sad24:
Was walking ever her most interesting habit?
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2019, 10:05:45 AM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2019, 11:59:55 AM
Miss I has got a slipped disc. Can't walk  sad24:

I feel her pain!  cry:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2019, 12:06:28 PM
She was whimpering  noooo: sad24:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Steve on December 16, 2019, 12:08:29 PM
Miss I has got a slipped disc. Can't walk  sad24:

I feel her pain!  cry:
You not better then  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 16, 2019, 07:32:49 PM
Miss I has got a slipped disc. Can't walk  sad24:

I feel her pain!  cry:
You not better then  noooo:

Get her a crutch ...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2019, 07:51:02 PM
Miss I has got a slipped disc. Can't walk  sad24:

I feel her pain!  cry:
You not better then  noooo:

Get her a crutch ...... Thumbs:

* snigger *  redface:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2019, 07:52:14 PM
Miss I has got a slipped disc. Can't walk  sad24:

I feel her pain!  cry:
You not better then  noooo:

Physio tomoz at 08:30...

I reckon Sciatica... I can't walk propper now like...  cry:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2019, 07:53:29 PM
Chiro

Say please  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Steve on December 16, 2019, 08:56:08 PM
Miss I has got a slipped disc. Can't walk  sad24:

I feel her pain!  cry:
You not better then  noooo:

Physio tomoz at 08:30...

I reckon Sciatica... I can't walk propper now like...  cry:
So his receptionist will say "walk this way Mr BM", and you will say  . . . .  .
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 16, 2019, 09:19:21 PM
Miss I has got a slipped disc. Can't walk  sad24:

I feel her pain!  cry:
You not better then  noooo:

Physio tomoz at 08:30...

I reckon Sciatica... I can't walk propper now like...  cry:
So his receptionist will say "walk this way Mr BM", and you will say  . . . .  .

 Thumbs: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 16, 2019, 10:16:04 PM
Miss I has got a slipped disc. Can't walk  sad24:

I feel her pain!  cry:
You not better then  noooo:

Physio tomoz at 08:30...

I reckon Sciatica... I can't walk propper now like...  cry:

Poor thing ...is the collapse pain remedy not working?
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2019, 08:06:13 AM
Apparently I have Drop Foot...  redface:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Steve on December 17, 2019, 08:26:27 AM
goes off to google
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Steve on December 17, 2019, 08:29:12 AM
ooh   noooo:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2019, 08:29:24 AM
goes off to google

I made that mistake!  eeek:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2019, 01:37:57 PM
Miss I reports that the chiropractor has returned her to vertical  :thumbsup:

If only BM knew how to say please nicely  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 17, 2019, 07:27:41 PM
Apparently I have Drop Foot...  redface:

In mouth...... whistle:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2019, 07:30:42 PM
And LL's up his arse  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Just One More on December 18, 2019, 07:49:53 PM
Miss I has got a slipped disc. Can't walk  sad24:

Fuck it; I'll ask... How did she do it?
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2019, 07:51:29 PM
Yoga  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 18, 2019, 07:59:28 PM
Yoga  noooo:

Naked ..... rubschin:


Yoga bare ...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2019, 08:02:58 PM
I have video, with feet and stuff, but BM refuses to say please  point:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2020, 10:10:12 AM
Off to see the orthopaedic surgeon this arvo...  scared2:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Steve on January 09, 2020, 11:06:25 AM
Off to see the orthopaedic surgeon this arvo...  scared2:
noooo: Popcorn:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2020, 03:07:33 PM
Probable slipped-disc... MRI tomoz.  scared2:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Steve on January 09, 2020, 03:25:57 PM
Probable slipped-disc... MRI tomoz.  scared2:
Oh  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2020, 04:12:50 PM
Miss I has that and I had one too.  sad24:  Chiropractor is the way to go. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 09, 2020, 06:11:13 PM
Probable slipped-disc... MRI tomoz.  scared2:

300 snotters ..... noooo:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2020, 07:28:10 AM
Probable slipped-disc... MRI tomoz.  scared2:

300 snotters ..... noooo:

Yes...  cry:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2020, 12:03:14 PM
Ruptured disc...

...but not too bad apparently from the initial report (apparently it doesn't contain all of the images which we'll have on Monday)...

...so probably laser surgery next week...  eeek:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Steve on January 11, 2020, 12:09:09 PM
Ruptured disc...

...but not too bad apparently from the initial report (apparently it doesn't contain all of the images which we'll have on Monday)...

...so probably laser surgery next week...  eeek:
[obvious mode]
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/87/7c/5c/877c5c58ad7115a4e54a90f213631b78.jpg)

No Mr BM I expect you to die
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2020, 12:22:23 PM
Ruptured disc...

...but not too bad apparently from the initial report (apparently it doesn't contain all of the images which we'll have on Monday)...

...so probably laser surgery next week...  eeek:
[obvious mode]
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/87/7c/5c/877c5c58ad7115a4e54a90f213631b78.jpg)

No Mr BM I expect you to die

 eeek:  scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2020, 12:23:29 PM
Ruptured disc...

...but not too bad apparently from the initial report (apparently it doesn't contain all of the images which we'll have on Monday)...

...so probably laser surgery next week...  eeek:
[obvious mode]
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/87/7c/5c/877c5c58ad7115a4e54a90f213631b78.jpg)

No Mr BM I expect you to die

I forget, how did he get out of that...?  lol: lol: lol:

...just in case I need to know like...  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 11, 2020, 01:17:18 PM
Ruptured disc...

...but not too bad apparently from the initial report (apparently it doesn't contain all of the images which we'll have on Monday)...

...so probably laser surgery next week...  eeek:

Laser discs  :thumbsup:

Hope it doesn't trip the springwire  ;)
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2020, 01:59:04 PM
Ruptured disc...

...but not too bad apparently from the initial report (apparently it doesn't contain all of the images which we'll have on Monday)...

...so probably laser surgery next week...  eeek:

Laser discs  :thumbsup:

Hope it doesn't trip the springwire  ;)

I presume they inject toner or summat...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Nick on January 11, 2020, 02:41:40 PM
I must tell Miss I about this laser thingy (if you survive) whistle:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2020, 02:50:29 PM
I must tell Miss I about this laser thingy (if you survive) whistle:

 cry:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Steve on January 11, 2020, 03:07:23 PM
Ruptured disc...

...but not too bad apparently from the initial report (apparently it doesn't contain all of the images which we'll have on Monday)...

...so probably laser surgery next week...  eeek:
[obvious mode]
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/87/7c/5c/877c5c58ad7115a4e54a90f213631b78.jpg)

No Mr BM I expect you to die

I forget, how did he get out of that...?  lol: lol: lol:

...just in case I need to know like...  whistle:
rubschin:

goes away to look it up . . . . . .
.
.
.
.

from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldfinger_(film)#Plot

'Bond tries to protect Tilly but Oddjob kills her with his hat, and Bond is captured and tied to a solid gold table underneath an industrial laser, which begins slicing through the table toward him. He then lies to Goldfinger that MI6 knows about Operation Grand Slam, causing Goldfinger to spare Bond's life so as to mislead MI6 into believing Bond has things in hand.'

Seemples
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2020, 05:12:10 PM
Ruptured disc...

...but not too bad apparently from the initial report (apparently it doesn't contain all of the images which we'll have on Monday)...

...so probably laser surgery next week...  eeek:

(https://comicvine1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/scale_medium/11118/111184078/4901596-3704900401-latest)

Strong in the farce this one is. A few times hit him have to I will if fix him I manage.
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2020, 05:56:58 PM
Ruptured disc...

...but not too bad apparently from the initial report (apparently it doesn't contain all of the images which we'll have on Monday)...

...so probably laser surgery next week...  eeek:
[obvious mode]
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/87/7c/5c/877c5c58ad7115a4e54a90f213631b78.jpg)

No Mr BM I expect you to die

I forget, how did he get out of that...?  lol: lol: lol:

...just in case I need to know like...  whistle:
rubschin:

goes away to look it up . . . . . .
.
.
.
.

from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldfinger_(film)#Plot

'Bond tries to protect Tilly but Oddjob kills her with his hat, and Bond is captured and tied to a solid gold table underneath an industrial laser, which begins slicing through the table toward him. He then lies to Goldfinger that MI6 knows about Operation Grand Slam, causing Goldfinger to spare Bond's life so as to mislead MI6 into believing Bond has things in hand.'

Seemples

Tar...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 11, 2020, 06:32:18 PM
Ruptured disc...

...but not too bad apparently from the initial report (apparently it doesn't contain all of the images which we'll have on Monday)...

...so probably laser surgery next week...  eeek:
[obvious mode]
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/87/7c/5c/877c5c58ad7115a4e54a90f213631b78.jpg)

No Mr BM I expect you to die

I forget, how did he get out of that...?  lol: lol: lol:

...just in case I need to know like...  whistle:
rubschin:

goes away to look it up . . . . . .
.
.
.
.

from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldfinger_(film)#Plot

'Bond tries to protect Tilly but Oddjob kills her with his hat, and Bond is captured and tied to a solid gold table underneath an industrial laser, which begins slicing through the table toward him. He then lies to Goldfinger that MI6 knows about Operation Grand Slam, causing Goldfinger to spare Bond's life so as to mislead MI6 into believing Bond has things in hand.'

Seemples

Tar...  Thumbs:

Bit!     angry041:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Nick on January 11, 2020, 06:33:24 PM
mac
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 11, 2020, 08:29:32 PM
Ruptured disc...

...but not too bad apparently from the initial report (apparently it doesn't contain all of the images which we'll have on Monday)...

...so probably laser surgery next week...  eeek:

Laser discs  :thumbsup:

Hope it doesn't trip the springwire  ;)

I presume they inject toner or summat...?  rubschin:

Will wait for update ..Miss T needs back surgery ..... rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Steve on January 11, 2020, 09:20:18 PM
Ruptured disc...

...but not too bad apparently from the initial report (apparently it doesn't contain all of the images which we'll have on Monday)...

...so probably laser surgery next week...  eeek:
[obvious mode]
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/87/7c/5c/877c5c58ad7115a4e54a90f213631b78.jpg)

No Mr BM I expect you to die

I forget, how did he get out of that...?  lol: lol: lol:

...just in case I need to know like...  whistle:
rubschin:

goes away to look it up . . . . . .
.
.
.
.

from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldfinger_(film)#Plot

'Bond tries to protect Tilly but Oddjob kills her with his hat, and Bond is captured and tied to a solid gold table underneath an industrial laser, which begins slicing through the table toward him. He then lies to Goldfinger that MI6 knows about Operation Grand Slam, causing Goldfinger to spare Bond's life so as to mislead MI6 into believing Bond has things in hand.'

Seemples

Tar...  Thumbs:

Bit!     angry041:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2020, 03:29:35 PM
Got the full MRI report from the radiologist...

It reads like a horror story but went back to the Neurosurgeon today and he says the physiotherapy has prevented any regression so no need for immediate surgical intervention...

So more physio and probably an operation when LL gets back from the UK in two weeks...  scared2:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2020, 03:37:38 PM
A noperation!!!  Is that the one where they fuse the vertebrae ? scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2020, 03:46:22 PM
A noperation!!!  Is that the one where they fuse the vertebrae ? scared2: scared2:

Worserer!  scared2:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2020, 03:47:40 PM
What? eeek:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2020, 03:51:45 PM
What? eeek:

I'm not even thinking about it...  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2020, 03:54:44 PM
 Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Steve on January 15, 2020, 05:14:30 PM
Got the full MRI report from the radiologist...

It reads like a horror story but went back to the Neurosurgeon today and he says the physiotherapy has prevented any regression so no need for immediate surgical intervention...

So more physio and probably an operation when LL gets back from the UK in two weeks...  scared2:
rubschin:  all sounds a bit like you won't be getting into our 2020 Olympic Squad then

Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2020, 05:22:48 PM
Paralympics  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2020, 06:01:36 PM
Paralympics  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 15, 2020, 07:48:39 PM
 scared2: scared2: scared2:

Have you bought LL a new nursey uniform?  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2020, 08:23:28 PM
scared2: scared2: scared2:

Have you bought LL a new nursey uniform?  :thumbsup:


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 Thumbs:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2020, 08:28:45 PM
Nurse!! The screens!!
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2020, 08:31:06 PM
Nurse!! The screens!!

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2020, 08:40:31 PM
Sorry, I meant, "Nurse, the screams"  angel1
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 16, 2020, 03:30:15 PM
Got the full MRI report from the radiologist...

It reads like a horror story but went back to the Neurosurgeon today and he says the physiotherapy has prevented any regression so no need for immediate surgical intervention...

So more physio and probably an operation when LL gets back from the UK in two weeks...  scared2:


 eeek:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2020, 06:11:35 PM
Booked in with a chiropractor for Tuesday. It hurts  sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 16, 2020, 06:15:57 PM
Booked in with a chiropractor for Tuesday. It hurts  sad24: sad24:

How ....... rubschin:

Miss I........ eyes:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2020, 06:20:11 PM
No  ::)  But I have to be on top form for Seville and for when she comes to visit (though I may demand massages  eyes: )
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2022, 05:59:53 AM
 NickSick NickSick NickSick
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Steve on August 06, 2022, 07:26:35 AM
NickSick NickSick NickSick
noooo:

But seeing as how we're all going to imagine how you did it, sympathy may be a little lacking
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2022, 07:34:53 AM
 sad32:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 06, 2022, 12:32:01 PM
NickSick NickSick NickSick
noooo:

But seeing as how we're all going to imagine how you did it, sympathy may be a little lacking

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The All New I've Put My Back Out Thread
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2022, 04:17:10 PM
 sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:

Have Ibuprofen :thumbsup: