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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Barman on December 03, 2019, 06:20:39 AM
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Slept okay last night... still in pain...
Had my stomach protector and about to take all the drugs that take over from the bum jab yesterday...
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Doesn't sound like much fun, get better soon
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No jobs ........ Thumbs:
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No jobs ........ Thumbs:
I know, but I'm bored rigid... noooo:
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No jobs ........ Thumbs:
I know, but I'm bored rigid... noooo:
Seen that one .. Thumbs:
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No jobs ........ Thumbs:
I know, but I'm bored rigid... noooo:
Seen that one .. Thumbs:
Fuck off, my back hurts when I laugh! cussing:
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Time to write your autobiography :thumbsup:
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Time to write your autobiography :thumbsup:
Fuck off, my back hurts when I laugh! cussing:
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Time to write your autobiography :thumbsup:
'Head First - Roofs Wot I Have Fallen Off' by Mr B. Mort... rubschin:
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Time to write your autobiography :thumbsup:
'Head First - Roofs Wot I Have Fallen Off' by Mr B. Mort... rubschin:
or Flat n Broke .. rubschin:
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Time to write your autobiography :thumbsup:
'Head First - Roofs Wot I Have Fallen Off' by Mr B. Mort... rubschin:
or Flat n Broke .. rubschin:
Surely that is the title for your driving memoirs... whistle:
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Time to write your autobiography :thumbsup:
'Head First - Roofs Wot I Have Fallen Off' by Mr B. Mort... rubschin:
or Flat n Broke .. rubschin:
Surely that is the title for your driving memoirs... whistle:
evil:
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Time to write your autobiography :thumbsup:
'Head First - Roofs Wot I Have Fallen Off' by Mr B. Mort... rubschin:
or Flat n Broke .. rubschin:
Surely that is the title for your driving memoirs... whistle:
evil:
If you are going to walk into them like that... point:
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Time to write your autobiography :thumbsup:
'Head First - Roofs Wot I Have Fallen Off' by Mr B. Mort... rubschin:
or Flat n Broke .. rubschin:
Surely that is the title for your driving memoirs... whistle:
drumroll:
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Miss I has got a slipped disc. Can't walk sad24:
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Miss I has got a slipped disc. Can't walk sad24:
Was walking ever her most interesting habit?
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Miss I has got a slipped disc. Can't walk sad24:
I feel her pain! cry:
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She was whimpering noooo: sad24:
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Miss I has got a slipped disc. Can't walk sad24:
I feel her pain! cry:
You not better then noooo:
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Miss I has got a slipped disc. Can't walk sad24:
I feel her pain! cry:
You not better then noooo:
Get her a crutch ...... Thumbs:
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Miss I has got a slipped disc. Can't walk sad24:
I feel her pain! cry:
You not better then noooo:
Get her a crutch ...... Thumbs:
* snigger * redface:
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Miss I has got a slipped disc. Can't walk sad24:
I feel her pain! cry:
You not better then noooo:
Physio tomoz at 08:30...
I reckon Sciatica... I can't walk propper now like... cry:
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Chiro
Say please whistle:
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Miss I has got a slipped disc. Can't walk sad24:
I feel her pain! cry:
You not better then noooo:
Physio tomoz at 08:30...
I reckon Sciatica... I can't walk propper now like... cry:
So his receptionist will say "walk this way Mr BM", and you will say . . . . .
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Miss I has got a slipped disc. Can't walk sad24:
I feel her pain! cry:
You not better then noooo:
Physio tomoz at 08:30...
I reckon Sciatica... I can't walk propper now like... cry:
So his receptionist will say "walk this way Mr BM", and you will say . . . . .
Thumbs: lol: lol:
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Miss I has got a slipped disc. Can't walk sad24:
I feel her pain! cry:
You not better then noooo:
Physio tomoz at 08:30...
I reckon Sciatica... I can't walk propper now like... cry:
Poor thing ...is the collapse pain remedy not working?
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Apparently I have Drop Foot... redface:
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goes off to google
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ooh noooo:
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goes off to google
I made that mistake! eeek:
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Miss I reports that the chiropractor has returned her to vertical :thumbsup:
If only BM knew how to say please nicely noooo: noooo:
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Apparently I have Drop Foot... redface:
In mouth...... whistle:
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And LL's up his arse whistle:
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Miss I has got a slipped disc. Can't walk sad24:
Fuck it; I'll ask... How did she do it?
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Yoga noooo:
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Yoga noooo:
Naked ..... rubschin:
Yoga bare ...... Thumbs:
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I have video, with feet and stuff, but BM refuses to say please point:
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Off to see the orthopaedic surgeon this arvo... scared2:
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Off to see the orthopaedic surgeon this arvo... scared2:
noooo: Popcorn:
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Probable slipped-disc... MRI tomoz. scared2:
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Probable slipped-disc... MRI tomoz. scared2:
Oh noooo:
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Miss I has that and I had one too. sad24: Chiropractor is the way to go. :thumbsup:
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Probable slipped-disc... MRI tomoz. scared2:
300 snotters ..... noooo:
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Probable slipped-disc... MRI tomoz. scared2:
300 snotters ..... noooo:
Yes... cry:
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Ruptured disc...
...but not too bad apparently from the initial report (apparently it doesn't contain all of the images which we'll have on Monday)...
...so probably laser surgery next week... eeek:
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Ruptured disc...
...but not too bad apparently from the initial report (apparently it doesn't contain all of the images which we'll have on Monday)...
...so probably laser surgery next week... eeek:
[obvious mode]
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/87/7c/5c/877c5c58ad7115a4e54a90f213631b78.jpg)
No Mr BM I expect you to die
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Ruptured disc...
...but not too bad apparently from the initial report (apparently it doesn't contain all of the images which we'll have on Monday)...
...so probably laser surgery next week... eeek:
[obvious mode]
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/87/7c/5c/877c5c58ad7115a4e54a90f213631b78.jpg)
No Mr BM I expect you to die
eeek: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Ruptured disc...
...but not too bad apparently from the initial report (apparently it doesn't contain all of the images which we'll have on Monday)...
...so probably laser surgery next week... eeek:
[obvious mode]
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/87/7c/5c/877c5c58ad7115a4e54a90f213631b78.jpg)
No Mr BM I expect you to die
I forget, how did he get out of that...? lol: lol: lol:
...just in case I need to know like... whistle:
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Ruptured disc...
...but not too bad apparently from the initial report (apparently it doesn't contain all of the images which we'll have on Monday)...
...so probably laser surgery next week... eeek:
Laser discs :thumbsup:
Hope it doesn't trip the springwire ;)
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Ruptured disc...
...but not too bad apparently from the initial report (apparently it doesn't contain all of the images which we'll have on Monday)...
...so probably laser surgery next week... eeek:
Laser discs :thumbsup:
Hope it doesn't trip the springwire ;)
I presume they inject toner or summat...? rubschin:
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I must tell Miss I about this laser thingy (if you survive) whistle:
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I must tell Miss I about this laser thingy (if you survive) whistle:
cry:
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Ruptured disc...
...but not too bad apparently from the initial report (apparently it doesn't contain all of the images which we'll have on Monday)...
...so probably laser surgery next week... eeek:
[obvious mode]
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/87/7c/5c/877c5c58ad7115a4e54a90f213631b78.jpg)
No Mr BM I expect you to die
I forget, how did he get out of that...? lol: lol: lol:
...just in case I need to know like... whistle:
rubschin:
goes away to look it up . . . . . .
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from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldfinger_(film)#Plot
'Bond tries to protect Tilly but Oddjob kills her with his hat, and Bond is captured and tied to a solid gold table underneath an industrial laser, which begins slicing through the table toward him. He then lies to Goldfinger that MI6 knows about Operation Grand Slam, causing Goldfinger to spare Bond's life so as to mislead MI6 into believing Bond has things in hand.'
Seemples
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Ruptured disc...
...but not too bad apparently from the initial report (apparently it doesn't contain all of the images which we'll have on Monday)...
...so probably laser surgery next week... eeek:
(https://comicvine1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/scale_medium/11118/111184078/4901596-3704900401-latest)
Strong in the farce this one is. A few times hit him have to I will if fix him I manage.
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Ruptured disc...
...but not too bad apparently from the initial report (apparently it doesn't contain all of the images which we'll have on Monday)...
...so probably laser surgery next week... eeek:
[obvious mode]
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/87/7c/5c/877c5c58ad7115a4e54a90f213631b78.jpg)
No Mr BM I expect you to die
I forget, how did he get out of that...? lol: lol: lol:
...just in case I need to know like... whistle:
rubschin:
goes away to look it up . . . . . .
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from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldfinger_(film)#Plot
'Bond tries to protect Tilly but Oddjob kills her with his hat, and Bond is captured and tied to a solid gold table underneath an industrial laser, which begins slicing through the table toward him. He then lies to Goldfinger that MI6 knows about Operation Grand Slam, causing Goldfinger to spare Bond's life so as to mislead MI6 into believing Bond has things in hand.'
Seemples
Tar... Thumbs:
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Ruptured disc...
...but not too bad apparently from the initial report (apparently it doesn't contain all of the images which we'll have on Monday)...
...so probably laser surgery next week... eeek:
[obvious mode]
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/87/7c/5c/877c5c58ad7115a4e54a90f213631b78.jpg)
No Mr BM I expect you to die
I forget, how did he get out of that...? lol: lol: lol:
...just in case I need to know like... whistle:
rubschin:
goes away to look it up . . . . . .
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from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldfinger_(film)#Plot
'Bond tries to protect Tilly but Oddjob kills her with his hat, and Bond is captured and tied to a solid gold table underneath an industrial laser, which begins slicing through the table toward him. He then lies to Goldfinger that MI6 knows about Operation Grand Slam, causing Goldfinger to spare Bond's life so as to mislead MI6 into believing Bond has things in hand.'
Seemples
Tar... Thumbs:
Bit! angry041:
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mac
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Ruptured disc...
...but not too bad apparently from the initial report (apparently it doesn't contain all of the images which we'll have on Monday)...
...so probably laser surgery next week... eeek:
Laser discs :thumbsup:
Hope it doesn't trip the springwire ;)
I presume they inject toner or summat...? rubschin:
Will wait for update ..Miss T needs back surgery ..... rubschin:
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Ruptured disc...
...but not too bad apparently from the initial report (apparently it doesn't contain all of the images which we'll have on Monday)...
...so probably laser surgery next week... eeek:
[obvious mode]
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/87/7c/5c/877c5c58ad7115a4e54a90f213631b78.jpg)
No Mr BM I expect you to die
I forget, how did he get out of that...? lol: lol: lol:
...just in case I need to know like... whistle:
rubschin:
goes away to look it up . . . . . .
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from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldfinger_(film)#Plot
'Bond tries to protect Tilly but Oddjob kills her with his hat, and Bond is captured and tied to a solid gold table underneath an industrial laser, which begins slicing through the table toward him. He then lies to Goldfinger that MI6 knows about Operation Grand Slam, causing Goldfinger to spare Bond's life so as to mislead MI6 into believing Bond has things in hand.'
Seemples
Tar... Thumbs:
Bit! angry041:
lol: lol: lol:
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Got the full MRI report from the radiologist...
It reads like a horror story but went back to the Neurosurgeon today and he says the physiotherapy has prevented any regression so no need for immediate surgical intervention...
So more physio and probably an operation when LL gets back from the UK in two weeks... scared2:
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A noperation!!! Is that the one where they fuse the vertebrae ? scared2: scared2:
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A noperation!!! Is that the one where they fuse the vertebrae ? scared2: scared2:
Worserer! scared2:
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What? eeek:
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What? eeek:
I'm not even thinking about it... noooo:
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Popcorn: Popcorn:
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Got the full MRI report from the radiologist...
It reads like a horror story but went back to the Neurosurgeon today and he says the physiotherapy has prevented any regression so no need for immediate surgical intervention...
So more physio and probably an operation when LL gets back from the UK in two weeks... scared2:
rubschin: all sounds a bit like you won't be getting into our 2020 Olympic Squad then
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Paralympics :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Paralympics :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
cloud9:
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scared2: scared2: scared2:
Have you bought LL a new nursey uniform? :thumbsup:
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scared2: scared2: scared2:
Have you bought LL a new nursey uniform? :thumbsup:
(https://i.postimg.cc/Z0CqChb1/3d988438c17abf688784f9f13261a540-comedy-films-amazon-kindle.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Z0CqChb1)
Thumbs:
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Nurse!! The screens!!
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Nurse!! The screens!!
lol: lol: lol:
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Sorry, I meant, "Nurse, the screams" angel1
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Got the full MRI report from the radiologist...
It reads like a horror story but went back to the Neurosurgeon today and he says the physiotherapy has prevented any regression so no need for immediate surgical intervention...
So more physio and probably an operation when LL gets back from the UK in two weeks... scared2:
eeek:
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Booked in with a chiropractor for Tuesday. It hurts sad24: sad24:
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Booked in with a chiropractor for Tuesday. It hurts sad24: sad24:
How ....... rubschin:
Miss I........ eyes:
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No ::) But I have to be on top form for Seville and for when she comes to visit (though I may demand massages eyes: )
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NickSick NickSick NickSick
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NickSick NickSick NickSick
noooo:
But seeing as how we're all going to imagine how you did it, sympathy may be a little lacking
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sad32:
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NickSick NickSick NickSick
noooo:
But seeing as how we're all going to imagine how you did it, sympathy may be a little lacking
lol: lol: lol:
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sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Have Ibuprofen :thumbsup: