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Title: The all new Christmas Tree related injuries thread
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2019, 01:54:13 PM
1. Drag Christmas Tree 300 yards to car and nearly put my back out
2. Nearly get ruptured attempting to insert tree into car
3. Poke self in eye with branch when getting tree out of car
4. Scrape hands on tree trunk when hurling it over a fence

 sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: The all new Christmas Tree related injuries thread
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2019, 02:00:34 PM
1. Drag Christmas Tree 300 yards to car and nearly put my back out
2. Nearly get ruptured attempting to insert tree into car
3. Poke self in eye with branch when getting tree out of car
4. Scrape hands on tree trunk when hurling it over a fence

 sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:

At least it isn't made out of an owld pallet like ours is...  cussing:

What was she fucking thinking...? facepalm:



(https://i.postimg.cc/PNfnCt1F/IMG-20191213-155818.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/PNfnCt1F)
Title: Re: The all new Christmas Tree related injuries thread
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2019, 02:14:55 PM
Djenga??? rubschin:

Or a bird table?  evil:
Title: Re: The all new Christmas Tree related injuries thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 13, 2019, 02:58:24 PM
1. Drag Christmas Tree 300 yards to car and nearly put my back out
2. Nearly get ruptured attempting to insert tree into car
3. Poke self in eye with branch when getting tree out of car
4. Scrape hands on tree trunk when hurling it over a fence

 sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:

At least it isn't made out of an owld pallet like ours is...  cussing:

What was she fucking thinking...? facepalm:



(https://i.postimg.cc/PNfnCt1F/IMG-20191213-155818.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/PNfnCt1F)

How is she meant to fit all the pressies she has bought you under that ?? rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Christmas Tree related injuries thread
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2019, 03:02:56 PM
1. Drag Christmas Tree 300 yards to car and nearly put my back out
2. Nearly get ruptured attempting to insert tree into car
3. Poke self in eye with branch when getting tree out of car
4. Scrape hands on tree trunk when hurling it over a fence

 sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:

At least it isn't made out of an owld pallet like ours is...  cussing:

What was she fucking thinking...? facepalm:



(https://i.postimg.cc/PNfnCt1F/IMG-20191213-155818.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/PNfnCt1F)

How is she meant to fit all the pressies she has bought you under that ?? rubschin:

If she has bought me and many as I have for her it won't be a problem...  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Christmas Tree related injuries thread
Post by: Steve on December 13, 2019, 03:43:01 PM
1. Drag Christmas Tree 300 yards to car and nearly put my back out
2. Nearly get ruptured attempting to insert tree into car
3. Poke self in eye with branch when getting tree out of car
4. Scrape hands on tree trunk when hurling it over a fence

 sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:

At least it isn't made out of an owld pallet like ours is...  cussing:

What was she fucking thinking...? facepalm:



(https://i.postimg.cc/PNfnCt1F/IMG-20191213-155818.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/PNfnCt1F)
Toss it in the recycling bin and put it out of its misery
Title: Re: The all new Christmas Tree related injuries thread
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2019, 03:48:39 PM
Put it in the pellet stove  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Christmas Tree related injuries thread
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2019, 04:03:39 PM
I'm gonna burn it after Xmas for sure... But not in the pellet stove...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Christmas Tree related injuries thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 13, 2019, 04:44:10 PM
1. Drag Christmas Tree 300 yards to car and nearly put my back out
2. Nearly get ruptured attempting to insert tree into car
3. Poke self in eye with branch when getting tree out of car
4. Scrape hands on tree trunk when hurling it over a fence

 sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:

Did you put it up yourself .......... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Christmas Tree related injuries thread
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2019, 04:45:28 PM
 evil:

Leaving that pleasure until tomorrow  evil:
Title: Re: The all new Christmas Tree related injuries thread
Post by: Steve on December 13, 2019, 04:49:16 PM
Ours is still in her car

 redface:
Title: Re: The all new Christmas Tree related injuries thread
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2019, 05:10:07 PM
Ours is still in her car

 redface:



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 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Christmas Tree related injuries thread
Post by: Steve on December 13, 2019, 06:13:28 PM
 noooo:

It's a bleeding 6 foot monstrosity (Mrs K wanted the 7 footer but it was £55 and looked like a six footer with a stick stuck on it)

And it's now been brought in
Title: Re: The all new Christmas Tree related injuries thread
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2019, 06:21:55 PM
My 7 footer cost £20  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Christmas Tree related injuries thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 13, 2019, 06:28:40 PM
My 7 footer cost £20  rubschin:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Christmas Tree related injuries thread
Post by: Steve on December 13, 2019, 10:08:51 PM
My 7 footer cost £20  rubschin:
Apparently we have to have the bestest variety that costs much more

I decided best not to argue
Title: Re: The all new Christmas Tree related injuries thread
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2019, 08:41:52 AM
LL fell into the pallet tree last night while bladdered!

happy002

So it has earned a place in the injury thread now...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Christmas Tree related injuries thread
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2019, 09:08:08 AM
How's the tree?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Christmas Tree related injuries thread
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2019, 09:10:31 AM
How's the tree?  rubschin:

Sadly it survived...  evil:
Title: Re: The all new Christmas Tree related injuries thread
Post by: Steve on December 14, 2019, 09:33:29 AM
How's the tree?  rubschin:

Sadly it survived...  evil:
set the quadcopter on it. 
Title: Re: The all new Christmas Tree related injuries thread
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2019, 05:39:35 PM
Christmas Tree lights are the spawn of the devil  evil:

ANd it is wonky  evil: evil:

Sod it