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Title: Fire oinkment
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2020, 04:53:36 PM: Dodgy back and stiff neck sad24: sad24:

Bought and applied "Deep Heat" oinkment

I appear to be on fire sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Fire oinkment
Post by: apc2010 on January 23, 2020, 05:12:58 PM: Wimp.....Miss T has that everyday for her back ...twice ... noooo:
Title: Re: Fire oinkment
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2020, 05:13:28 PM: Quote from: Nick on January 23, 2020, 04:53:36 PM
Dodgy back and stiff neck sad24: sad24:

Bought and applied "Deep Heat" oinkment

I appear to be on fire sad24: sad24: sad24:

Don't get it on yer knob... noooo:
Title: Re: Fire oinkment
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2020, 05:28:39 PM: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fire oinkment
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2020, 05:39:37 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on January 23, 2020, 05:12:58 PM
Wimp.....Miss T has that everyday for her back ...twice ... noooo:

Scenario

Elderly man posing as medic knocks on door

Foggy, with bad back and in bikini, answers

Elderly man produces oinkment

And: ACTION
Title: Re: Fire oinkment
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2020, 05:52:31 PM: Quote from: Nick on January 23, 2020, 05:39:37 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 23, 2020, 05:12:58 PM
Wimp.....Miss T has that everyday for her back ...twice ... noooo:

Scenario

Elderly man posing as medic knocks on door

Foggy, with bad back and in bikini, answers

Elderly man gets sent away

~~Elderly man~~ young stud produces oinkment

And: ACTION

whistle:
Title: Re: Fire oinkment
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2020, 05:54:28 PM: Travel to Cyprus, you say? rubschin:
Title: Re: Fire oinkment
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2020, 06:32:51 PM: Quote from: Nick on January 23, 2020, 05:54:28 PM
Travel to Cyprus, you say? rubschin:

happy001
Title: Re: Fire oinkment
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2020, 06:35:01 PM: Books flight whistle:
Title: Re: Fire oinkment
Post by: Steve on January 24, 2020, 12:11:19 AM: lol: lol: lol:

things Apey should never have posted #489
Title: Re: Fire oinkment
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2020, 03:57:36 AM: Quote from: Nick on January 23, 2020, 06:35:01 PM
Books flight whistle:

Gets off plane to find he booked a flight to Chad... whistle:
Title: Re: Fire oinkment
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2020, 05:38:05 AM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2020, 03:57:36 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 23, 2020, 06:35:01 PM
Books flight whistle:

Gets off plane to find he booked a flight to Chad... whistle:

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fire oinkment
Post by: apc2010 on January 24, 2020, 06:24:24 PM: Quote from: Steve on January 24, 2020, 12:11:19 AM
lol: lol: lol:

things Apey should never have posted #489

Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fire oinkment
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2020, 06:56:17 PM: Does Foggy have a preferred spot for Fire Oinkment application? whistle:
Title: Re: Fire oinkment
Post by: apc2010 on January 24, 2020, 06:59:35 PM: Quote from: Nick on January 24, 2020, 06:56:17 PM
Does Foggy have a preferred spot for Fire Oinkment application? whistle:

Oh yes .......... Thumbs:

the lounge....... evil:
Title: Re: Fire oinkment
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 25, 2020, 09:21:41 AM: Quote from: apc2010 on January 24, 2020, 06:59:35 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 24, 2020, 06:56:17 PM
Does Foggy have a preferred spot for Fire Oinkment application? whistle:

Oh yes .......... Thumbs:

the lounge....... evil:
On her back?
Title: Re: Fire oinkment
Post by: Nick on January 25, 2020, 05:25:02 PM: I got it in my eyes sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: NickSick
Title: Re: Fire oinkment
Post by: Steve on January 25, 2020, 06:40:01 PM: Quote from: Nick on January 25, 2020, 05:25:02 PM
I got it in my eyes sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: NickSick
TMJs
Title: Re: Fire oinkment
Post by: Nick on January 25, 2020, 06:54:44 PM: Only Tipsy can help me sad32:
Title: Re: Fire oinkment
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2020, 07:28:14 PM: Quote from: Nick on January 25, 2020, 06:54:44 PM
Only Tipsy can help me sad32:

Gubbed then... point:
Title: Re: Fire oinkment
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 25, 2020, 07:30:14 PM: Quote from: Nick on January 25, 2020, 05:25:02 PM
I got it in my eyes sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: NickSick

And to think you say that Nod can't go anywhere without a carer... noooo:
Title: Re: Fire oinkment
Post by: Nick on January 25, 2020, 08:20:24 PM: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Fire oinkment
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2020, 04:09:38 PM: Had to use it again (poorly neck). Rubbed surplus into my hands then rubbed eyes and then went for a pee eeek:

sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Fire oinkment
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2020, 04:39:29 PM: Quote from: Nick on February 05, 2020, 04:09:38 PM
Had to use it again (poorly neck). Rubbed surplus into my hands then rubbed eyes and then went for a pee eeek:

sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:

noooo:
Title: Re: Fire oinkment
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2020, 04:40:22 PM: Quote from: Nick on February 05, 2020, 04:09:38 PM
Had to use it again (poorly neck). Rubbed surplus into my hands then rubbed eyes and then went for a pee eeek:

sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:

Perhaps they should add an extra part on to the warning label. "Danger!! Not to be used by Nick without adult supervision" noooo:
Title: Re: Fire oinkment
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2020, 04:45:31 PM: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fire oinkment
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2020, 04:51:22 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2020, 04:40:22 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 05, 2020, 04:09:38 PM
Had to use it again (poorly neck). Rubbed surplus into my hands then rubbed eyes and then went for a pee eeek:

sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:

Perhaps they should add an extra part on to the warning label. "Danger!! Not to be used by Nick without adult supervision" noooo:

He'd get Nod to help... facepalm:
Title: Re: Fire oinkment
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 09, 2020, 02:25:10 AM: Quote from: Barman on February 05, 2020, 04:51:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2020, 04:40:22 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 05, 2020, 04:09:38 PM
Had to use it again (poorly neck). Rubbed surplus into my hands then rubbed eyes and then went for a pee eeek:

sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:

Perhaps they should add an extra part on to the warning label. "Danger!! Not to be used by Nick without adult supervision" noooo:

He'd get Nod to help... facepalm:

Not sure who would be worse off... noooo: