The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on February 29, 2020, 12:08:33 PM
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So rap a tap tap a minute ago and I go to open the front door.
"hello" offers this little woman
"my name is June and this is my husband Richard"
Check - no leaflets in hand , or clip board etc
But still don't say anything.
" Do you think there will be world peace " she says
Door shuts quicker than a quick thing noooo:
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God bothers noooo:
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God bothers noooo:
^^^ wot Uncle said ^^^ noooo:
"Peace off" being an appropriate reply... whistle:
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I find a simple Salaam Alaikum usually moves them on quite swiftly.
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I find a simple Salaam Alaikum usually moves them on quite swiftly.
lol: lol: lol:
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I would love to know what the success rates are for this form of harassment.
Or maybe they are just lonely people looking for a chat and I am soon to be prosecuted because I have not been 'kind' ::)
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God bothers noooo:
^^^ wot Uncle said ^^^ noooo:
"Peace off" being an appropriate reply... whistle:
When I was younger one of my brothers had a heavy metal album with the song 'Welcome to the Church of the Apocalyptic Lawnmower'......
it..............may have inspired us to create a religion of our own to scare and confuse the 'missionaries' that would invade Falmouth en mass and knock on doors at the end of summer eveilgrin:
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I would love to know what the success rates are for this form of harassment.
Or maybe they are just lonely people looking for a chat and I am soon to be prosecuted because I have not been 'kind' ::)
I have some good Mormon friends and they get sent all over the world on their' Mission' when they are 18 or whatever...
I assume they must actually convert some people to make the whole thing worthwhile...? Shrugs:
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Years ago, in London, the late Mrs Nick and I acquired some new neighbours. We went round to say hello.
It was a very hot summer and, as they were "going away" the following week, they asked if we would mind watering their garden. This we did, and on their return they invited us round for a glass of wine.
I enquired after their holiday and they revealed that they had been on a missionary training course and (he laid his hand on my arm eeek: ) they "wanted to talk to us about Jesus". I nearly choked on my wine eeek:
Tricky situation
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I would love to know what the success rates are for this form of harassment.
Or maybe they are just lonely people looking for a chat and I am soon to be prosecuted because I have not been 'kind' ::)
I have some good Mormon friends and they get sent all over the world on their' Mission' when they are 18 or whatever...
I assume they must actually convert some people to make the whole thing worthwhile...? Shrugs:
The Mormons aren't that bad in the scheme of things. Scientologists however.... noooo:
Those buggers have been coming to Cornwall ever since they opened a church in Plymouth they seem hell bent on spreading down here as well. My responses range from nice and polite to 'I have no intention of giving your cult all my money just to hear that humanity evolved from aliens sacrificed in a volcano with a nuclear weapon by some intergalactic warlord'. They don't seem to like that for some reason... rubschin:
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Years ago, in London, the late Mrs Nick and I acquired some new neighbours. We went round to say hello.
It was a very hot summer and, as they were "going away" the following week, they asked if we would mind watering their garden. This we did, and on their return they invited us round for a glass of wine.
I enquired after their holiday and they revealed that they had been on a missionary training course and (he laid his hand on my arm eeek: ) they "wanted to talk to us about Jesus". I nearly choked on my wine eeek:
Tricky situation
The bizarre thing is that they get sent off to a random country... They have to turn up there (limited belongings I believe), learn the lingo and then head off knocking on doors...
Lovely people tho... Strange underwear... scared2:
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Remind me to tell you all about Francis Newman one day.
Tried to convert Muslim Persians to Plymouth Brethrenism noooo:
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Years ago, in London, the late Mrs Nick and I acquired some new neighbours. We went round to say hello.
It was a very hot summer and, as they were "going away" the following week, they asked if we would mind watering their garden. This we did, and on their return they invited us round for a glass of wine.
I enquired after their holiday and they revealed that they had been on a missionary training course and (he laid his hand on my arm eeek: ) they "wanted to talk to us about Jesus". I nearly choked on my wine eeek:
Tricky situation
The bizarre thing is that they get sent off to a random country... They have to turn up there (limited belongings I believe), learn the lingo and then head off knocking on doors...
Lovely people tho... Strange underwear... scared2:
Underwear ....... eeek: rubschin: eyes:
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How does he know? eeek:
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How does he know? eeek:
Cos they stayed at our house in Maidenhead, washed them and put them on the line... eeek:
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How does he know? eeek:
Cos they stayed at our house in Maidenhead, washed them and put them on the line... eeek:
And the underwear ... rubschin:
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And.... Popcorn:
Rushes off to Google Mormon Underpants....
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New topic of convo next time the Mormons show up :thumbsup:
https://allthatsinteresting.com/mormon-underwear-temple-garment (https://allthatsinteresting.com/mormon-underwear-temple-garment)
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New topic of convo next time the Mormons show up :thumbsup:
https://allthatsinteresting.com/mormon-underwear-temple-garment (https://allthatsinteresting.com/mormon-underwear-temple-garment)
They will either think you are the antichrist or have been researching prior to joining the church... noooo:
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I have a foolproof technique with these people :thumbsup:
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I have a foolproof technique with these people :thumbsup:
Well I'd agree with the fool part... whistle:
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::)
Collect the literature and recycle it :thumbsup:
When the Mormons come round you press JW literature on them to convert them to the truth angel1
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::)
Collect the literature and recycle it :thumbsup:
When the Mormons come round you press JW literature on them to convert them to the truth angel1
What could possibly go wrong...? noooo:
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They run away :thumbsup: eveilgrin:
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They run away :thumbsup: eveilgrin:
And bring back their version of the exorcism squad... noooo:
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In special knickers ::)
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How does he know? eeek:
Cos they stayed at our house in Maidenhead, washed them and put them on the line... eeek:
And you were so ashamed you moved to Cyprus to escape the ignominy
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How does he know? eeek:
Cos they stayed at our house in Maidenhead, washed them and put them on the line... eeek:
And you were so ashamed you moved to Cyprus to escape the ignominy
;D