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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: The Moan Ranger on March 24, 2020, 06:52:21 PM

Title: Thank you, BM...
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 24, 2020, 06:52:21 PM
...for the VP.

What little sanity I have left is being maintained through knowing I can always get a laugh and share experiences with the gang of reprobates you have brought together. Even Nick.

Sincerely, thank you.
Title: Re: Thank you, BM...
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2020, 06:54:25 PM
 cloud9: cloud9: rubschin: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Thank you, BM...
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2020, 07:00:18 PM
Great group... Shame we have lost some along the way but the pub brightens my day every day... cloud9:
Title: Re: Thank you, BM...
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2020, 07:01:25 PM
 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Thank you, BM...
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2020, 07:06:07 PM
We should get Foggy back. She always makes I larf.

Or is she under the patio?  eeek:
Title: Re: Thank you, BM...
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2020, 07:07:24 PM
We should get Foggy back. She always makes I larf.

Or is she under the patio?  eeek:

He wouldn't spend munny on cement...  noooo:
Title: Re: Thank you, BM...
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2020, 07:08:32 PM
Good point, well made  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Thank you, BM...
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 24, 2020, 07:09:15 PM
Could he use tarmac instead  whistle:
Title: Re: Thank you, BM...
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2020, 07:11:33 PM
The Tipsy Tip up Truck  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Thank you, BM...
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2020, 08:00:54 PM
...for the VP.

What little sanity I have left is being maintained through knowing I can always get a laugh and share experiences with the gang of reprobates you have brought together. Even Nick.

Sincerely, thank you.

 :thumbsup:  well said that man

And  happ096 BM
Title: Re: Thank you, BM...
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2020, 08:07:25 PM
...for the VP.

What little sanity I have left is being maintained through knowing I can always get a laugh and share experiences with the gang of reprobates you have brought together. Even Nick.

Sincerely, thank you.

 :thumbsup:  well said that man

And  happ096 BM

No clapping he is asleep ... noooo:
Title: Re: Thank you, BM...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 24, 2020, 08:46:50 PM
Agreed ....you are a special bunch  lol:
Title: Re: Thank you, BM...
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 24, 2020, 08:48:39 PM
Agreed ....you are a special bunch  lol:

And you are normal ?  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Thank you, BM...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 24, 2020, 08:50:09 PM
I am the barometer of normality  lol:
Title: Re: Thank you, BM...
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 24, 2020, 08:51:16 PM
Then we are all doomed...
Title: Re: Thank you, BM...
Post by: Just One More on March 24, 2020, 08:53:02 PM
Could he use tarmac instead  whistle:

 cussing:  lol:

The CEO of Highways England sent an e-mail to all staff today telling them what wonderful job, blah, blah they were doing/ he referred to tarmac. I might as well give up  cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Thank you, BM...
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2020, 08:55:08 PM
Obviously a sensible man  :thumbsup:  Is he a friend of Tipsy?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Thank you, BM...
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2020, 09:43:11 PM
Could he use tarmac instead  whistle:

 cussing:  lol:

The CEO of Highways England sent an e-mail to all staff today telling them what wonderful job, blah, blah they were doing/ he referred to tarmac. I might as well give up  cussing: cussing: cussing:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Thank you, BM...
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 25, 2020, 04:25:40 AM
Could he use tarmac instead  whistle:

 cussing:  lol:

The CEO of Highways England sent an e-mail to all staff today telling them what wonderful job, blah, blah they were doing/ he referred to tarmac. I might as well give up  cussing: cussing: cussing:
lol: lol: lol:

You could always apply for a job with Tarmac...  whistle:
Title: Re: Thank you, BM...
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2020, 06:16:42 AM
Could he use tarmac instead  whistle:

 cussing:  lol:

The CEO of Highways England sent an e-mail to all staff today telling them what wonderful job, blah, blah they were doing/ he referred to tarmac. I might as well give up  cussing: cussing: cussing:

 point: point: point:
Title: Re: Thank you, BM...
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 25, 2020, 11:55:20 AM
I am the barometer of normality  lol:
Hanging on the wall and being tapped all the time?
Title: Re: Thank you, BM...
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2020, 11:55:45 AM
I am the barometer of normality  lol:
Hanging on the wall and being tapped all the time?

happy001
Title: Re: Thank you, BM...
Post by: apc2010 on March 25, 2020, 12:19:02 PM
I am the barometer of normality  lol:
Hanging on the wall and being tapped all the time?

happy001


 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Thank you, BM...
Post by: Steve on March 25, 2020, 12:35:04 PM
I am the barometer of normality  lol:
Hanging on the wall and being tapped all the time?

happy001


 ;D ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol: lol:

 scared:
Title: Re: Thank you, BM...
Post by: Just One More on March 26, 2020, 06:42:45 PM
I am the barometer of normality  lol:
Hanging on the wall and being tapped all the time?

happy001


 ;D ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol: lol:

 scared:

lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Thank you, BM...
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 26, 2020, 06:56:19 PM
Did someone call?   I concur with the first statement.   :thumbsup:

To the second issue  cussing: cussing: cussing:


And to Mr Darwin’s statement.    happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Thank you, BM...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 26, 2020, 07:53:33 PM
I am the barometer of normality  lol:
Hanging on the wall and being tapped all the time?

The mercury is rising  angry041:
Title: Re: Thank you, BM...
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2020, 07:56:17 PM
I suggest a VP swimwear competition. I wll pose in speedos. Miss D and Tipsy and Foggy can do bikinis  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Thank you, BM...
Post by: apc2010 on March 26, 2020, 07:57:03 PM
I suggest a VP swimwear competition. I wll pose in speedos. Miss D and Tipsy and Foggy can do bikinis  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

LL......... whistle:
Title: Re: Thank you, BM...
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 26, 2020, 07:57:52 PM
I suggest a VP swimwear competition. I wll pose in speedos. Miss D and Tipsy and Foggy can do bikinis  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:


 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Thank you, BM...
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2020, 07:58:41 PM
 sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Thank you, BM...
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2020, 05:27:09 AM
I suggest a VP swimwear competition. I wll pose in speedos. Miss D and Tipsy and Foggy can do bikinis  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

LL......... whistle:

She can hold their coats...  ;)
Title: Re: Thank you, BM...
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2020, 06:37:04 AM
I suggest a VP swimwear competition. I wll pose in speedos. Miss D and Tipsy and Foggy can do bikinis  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

LL......... whistle:

She can hold their coats...  ;)

 eeek:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Thank you, BM...
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 27, 2020, 08:48:35 AM
I suggest a VP swimwear competition. I wll pose in speedos. Miss D and Tipsy and Foggy can do bikinis  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

LL......... whistle:

She can hold their coats...  ;)
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