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Title: Themed Events
Post by: Snoopy on September 14, 2007, 07:12:08 AM
Many pubs use these to attract customers. Any ideas for a good Theme Night here?
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2007, 07:18:11 AM
Nude Night?
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Snoopy on September 14, 2007, 07:20:46 AM
Nude Night?

I'm not wearing a stitch right now. Not a pretty sight I grant but at least in the right spirit. whistle:

Anyway ~ Not an idea to pursue I feel ~ it might bring Kim out of the woodwork with her faded pictures.
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: tel on September 14, 2007, 08:13:41 AM
Nude Night?

I'm not wearing a stitch right now. Not a pretty sight I grant but at least in the right spirit. whistle:

Anyway ~ Not an idea to pursue I feel ~ it might bring Kim out of the woodwork with her faded pictures.
sick2:
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Snoopy on September 14, 2007, 08:20:00 AM
Nude Night?

I'm not wearing a stitch right now. Not a pretty sight I grant but at least in the right spirit. whistle:

Anyway ~ Not an idea to pursue I feel ~ it might bring Kim out of the woodwork with her faded pictures.
sick2:

Sorry ~ didn't mean to make you ill so early in the day ~ or is it last night's ruby?
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2007, 08:24:24 AM
Strippers then?  whistle:
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Snoopy on September 14, 2007, 08:26:46 AM
Strippers then?  whistle:

I am about to do the reverse and get dressed ........... but I can't see that attracting anyone either  ::)
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2007, 08:29:21 AM
I was thinking more along the lines of...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yourdrum.com%2Fyourdrum%2Fimages%2Fstrippers.jpg&hash=6a445774aade0261e188dac2cdb23ae4f999222a)
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: TG on September 14, 2007, 08:30:07 AM
How about an 'on topic' night?

First poster to take a thread off topic gets the beers in.  ;)
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Snoopy on September 14, 2007, 08:32:27 AM
I was thinking more along the lines of...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yourdrum.com%2Fyourdrum%2Fimages%2Fstrippers.jpg&hash=6a445774aade0261e188dac2cdb23ae4f999222a)

A small tattoo can be attractive but that lot are waaaaay over the top.  sick2:

TG's idea has merit though.
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2007, 08:33:29 AM
How about an 'on topic' night?

First poster to take a thread off topic gets the beers in.  ;)
We?d all be paralytic after half an hour?  noooo:
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: TG on September 14, 2007, 08:38:37 AM
How about an 'on topic' night?

First poster to take a thread off topic gets the beers in.  ;)
We?d all be paralytic after half an hour?  noooo:

Suits me!
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2007, 08:42:19 AM
Get them in then...  point:

Quote from: MR
On a separate note, despite being the IT bod in the office, this morning I have turned my hand to fixing Klix vending machines. Nothing to it really, it's just a big kettle!
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Bar Wench on September 14, 2007, 08:47:14 AM
Those tattoos are also known as tramp stamps.
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2007, 08:49:30 AM
Why do they do that?

You?d imagine it was a sign of individuality but as they all have them what is the poinht?
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Bar Wench on September 14, 2007, 08:54:35 AM
Why do they do that?

You?d imagine it was a sign of individuality but as they all have them what is the poinht?


Coz it's cool! I used to really want one it was only the thought of what my Dad would do that stopped me. In hindsight I'm so glad I didn't.
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2007, 08:55:58 AM
You wanted a tramp stamp?  noooo:
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Bar Wench on September 14, 2007, 09:09:19 AM
You wanted a tramp stamp?  noooo:

Yep. With holly leave and berries entwined. I was young what can I say.  redface:
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 14, 2007, 09:14:11 AM
I was thinking more along the lines of...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yourdrum.com%2Fyourdrum%2Fimages%2Fstrippers.jpg&hash=6a445774aade0261e188dac2cdb23ae4f999222a)

Is that one on the left actually wearing anything 'down below' - or is it my eyesight failing?
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Bar Wench on September 14, 2007, 09:15:05 AM
You can see the faint shadow of a thong.
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 14, 2007, 09:19:24 AM
You can see the faint shadow of a thong.

You sure that's not just another 'tat'?



You've just shattered my illusion
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Bar Wench on September 14, 2007, 09:20:07 AM
Positive.


I know.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 14, 2007, 09:32:57 AM
Positive.


I know.  eveilgrin:

Aha! It's you in that picture and I claim my ?5!
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Bar Wench on September 14, 2007, 09:38:20 AM
Positive.


I know.  eveilgrin:

Aha! It's you in that picture and I claim my ?5!

Yes of course it is.  ::)
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2007, 10:08:36 AM
Positive.


I know.  eveilgrin:

Aha! It's you in that picture and I claim my ?5!

Yes of course it is.  ::)
Which one is you Wenchy?
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Bar Wench on September 14, 2007, 10:29:14 AM
 Banghead
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 14, 2007, 10:38:15 AM
Positive.


I know.  eveilgrin:

Aha! It's you in that picture and I claim my ?5!

Yes of course it is.  ::)
Which one is you Wenchy?

The one we were talking about on the extreme left - can't you read?
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 14, 2007, 10:41:38 AM
I've enhanced the picture so we can spot now Wenchy  eyes:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload3.postimage.org%2F68977%2Fstripperswides.jpg&hash=4edf764a8c1cde5ec11f9927d8c2c8deb04a9eac) (http://upload3.postimage.org/68977/photo_hosting.html)
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2007, 11:19:51 AM
Positive.


I know.  eveilgrin:

Aha! It's you in that picture and I claim my ?5!

Yes of course it is.  ::)
Which one is you Wenchy?

The one we were talking about on the extreme left - can't you read?
Sorry, I wasn?t paying attention ? the one with the big nose then? That makes sense?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Snoopy on September 14, 2007, 11:23:45 AM
I haven't seen that much cellulite since
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fkenfrost.0catch.com%2Fcherieb.JPG&hash=395723483d92c2d4fed8565c8a82e5edb7314a0a)
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2007, 11:28:09 AM
I haven't seen that much cellulite since
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fkenfrost.0catch.com%2Fcherieb.JPG&hash=395723483d92c2d4fed8565c8a82e5edb7314a0a)
sick2:
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Snoopy on September 14, 2007, 11:29:19 AM
Just in case you had all forgotten those wonderful holiday snaps of our last PM's woman and since the BM so clearly feels passionately about her ...... here's another.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg140.imageshack.us%2Fimg140%2F3897%2Fcherieblairbigar2.jpg&hash=09bd397eb019d72c338452cfadc0c471d9c36a02)
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2007, 11:30:49 AM
Just in case you had all forgotten those wonderful holiday snaps of our last PM's woman and since the BM so clearly feels passionately about her ...... here's another.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg140.imageshack.us%2Fimg140%2F3897%2Fcherieblairbigar2.jpg&hash=09bd397eb019d72c338452cfadc0c471d9c36a02)
Thar she blows!
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 14, 2007, 11:59:07 AM
Just in case you had all forgotten those wonderful holiday snaps of our last PM's woman and since the BM so clearly feels passionately about her ...... here's another.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg140.imageshack.us%2Fimg140%2F3897%2Fcherieblairbigar2.jpg&hash=09bd397eb019d72c338452cfadc0c471d9c36a02)
Thar she blows!

Even if she does, I wouldn't  drumroll:
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Snoopy on September 14, 2007, 01:32:59 PM
Just in case you had all forgotten those wonderful holiday snaps of our last PM's woman and since the BM so clearly feels passionately about her ...... here's another.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg140.imageshack.us%2Fimg140%2F3897%2Fcherieblairbigar2.jpg&hash=09bd397eb019d72c338452cfadc0c471d9c36a02)
Thar she blows!

Even if she does, I wouldn't  drumroll:

I wouldn't ~ not even with Berek's
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Misunderstood on September 15, 2007, 11:32:21 PM
Why do they do that?

You?d imagine it was a sign of individuality but as they all have them what is the poinht?


Hmmm!  A mark of individuality that is otherwise known as fashionable.   ::)
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 01:40:51 PM
Pirate night!
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2007, 02:27:02 PM
Vomit night?
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Bar Wench on September 20, 2007, 07:56:04 AM
That's every night do we really need to dedicate a theme to it?
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2007, 08:15:26 AM
That's every night do we really need to dedicate a theme to it?
No-vomit night?
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Bar Wench on September 20, 2007, 08:23:50 AM
That's every night do we really need to dedicate a theme to it?
No-vomit night?

I could get on board with that one. Although I fear with you and your penchant for whisky and LL being away it may not be a goer.  cry:
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2007, 09:12:09 AM
That's every night do we really need to dedicate a theme to it?
No-vomit night?

I could get on board with that one. Although I fear with you and your penchant for whisky and LL being away it may not be a goer.  cry:
I could take the night off...  whistle:
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Nick on September 22, 2007, 02:07:50 PM
Farmyard night!
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Barman on September 22, 2007, 02:08:24 PM
Farmyard night!
eeek:
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Snoopy on September 22, 2007, 04:53:24 PM
Hows about a let's get the refurb done and whilst it's happening we'll get together and pray that it works
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Nick on September 22, 2007, 04:59:35 PM
Farmyard night!
eeek:

It would be fun. Bales of hay, cowgirls, stuffed animals, Berek doing his donkey impressions, the odd goat, DS could do tractor rides...............
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Snoopy on September 22, 2007, 05:45:47 PM
You'll be wanting to call the pub "The Bull" next ~ see yourself as a sort of Eddie Grundy do you?
This is him with "Clarrie"

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bbc.co.uk%2Fradio4%2Farchers%2Fimages%2Fros_adams_trev_harrison_1992.jpg&hash=eb45812f24af7bc24de2a7b3bae587c4dab7d880)
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 22, 2007, 07:48:18 PM
DS could do tractor rides...............
I offered Wench a ride on my John Deere some time ago, but she declined. cry:
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Nick on September 22, 2007, 08:02:26 PM
Where to start?
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2007, 06:02:04 AM
Hows about a let's get the refurb done and whilst it's happening we'll get together and pray that it works
I think a prayer evening could be an excellent idea!
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Snoopy on September 23, 2007, 08:59:13 AM
Hows about a let's get the refurb done and whilst it's happening we'll get together and pray that it works
I think a prayer evening could be an excellent idea!


Clearly a man with faith in his own abilities  ::)
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2007, 09:01:29 AM
Hows about a let's get the refurb done and whilst it's happening we'll get together and pray that it works
I think a prayer evening could be an excellent idea!


Clearly a man with faith in his own abilities  ::)
Indeed...  scared2:
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2007, 09:12:43 AM
I wonder? If the pub is ?abducted? during renovations do you think we could start a ?find the pub? campaign and raise millions?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Snoopy on September 23, 2007, 09:17:02 AM
I wonder? If the pub is ?abducted? during renovations do you think we could start a ?find the pub? campaign and raise millions?  rubschin:

Not if it means you have to go everywhere clutching Bouncer in your arms ::)
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2007, 09:19:21 AM
I wonder? If the pub is ?abducted? during renovations do you think we could start a ?find the pub? campaign and raise millions?  rubschin:

Not if it means you have to go everywhere clutching Bouncer in your arms ::)
Good point... something smaller...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2007, 09:21:00 AM
And someone would have to volunteer to see the pope ? I?d be struck down prolly.  whistle:
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Sour Puss on September 23, 2007, 12:55:46 PM
I wonder? If the pub is ?abducted? during renovations do you think we could start a ?find the pub? campaign and raise millions?  rubschin:

Not if it means you have to go everywhere clutching Bouncer in your arms ::)

 cussing:  That just caused me to spray breakfast cereal all over my keyboard and screen, still at least is was not the coffee this time. You will pay for that one later.   lol:
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2007, 03:18:00 PM
I could have a word with The Pope. I am not as well acquainted with him as I was with the previous one (Hitler Youth and all that noooo:), but if I can be of any help.

Now what was this thread about?

Oh yes, vicars and nuns night.
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 24, 2007, 01:50:05 PM
Hows about a let's get the refurb done and whilst it's happening we'll get together and pray that it works
I think a prayer evening could be an excellent idea!


Clearly a man with faith in his own abilities  ::)

All of a sudden I feel the need to ask, you havent arranged for Nick to help have you Barman?  eeek:
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2007, 01:51:01 PM
We have discussed his painting, since you ask.
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Barman on September 24, 2007, 03:18:33 PM
Hows about a let's get the refurb done and whilst it's happening we'll get together and pray that it works
I think a prayer evening could be an excellent idea!


Clearly a man with faith in his own abilities  ::)

All of a sudden I feel the need to ask, you havent arranged for Nick to help have you Barman?  eeek:
Not with the SQL stuff, no...  whistle:
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Nick on September 25, 2007, 06:29:01 PM
I am to be in charge of the piping
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 26, 2007, 04:44:06 PM
I am to be in charge of the piping
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.piperforhire.co.uk%2Fpipers%2Fscotland%2FRoddy%2520Deans%2Fpics%2Froddy%2520piper%25201.jpg&hash=120201e7915c25ff59ccaa6c9635390bc42988b4)
 :lalalala
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2007, 08:35:48 AM
Bagpipers are the Scottish version of Morris Dancers and should also be shot.
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Bar Wench on September 27, 2007, 08:47:26 AM
I agree.
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2007, 09:07:15 AM
Good. Have a clap.
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Bar Wench on September 27, 2007, 09:12:49 AM
Good. Have a clap.

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Themed Events
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2007, 04:47:10 PM
Hows about a let's get the refurb done and whilst it's happening we'll get together and pray that it works
I think a prayer evening could be an excellent idea!


Clearly a man with faith in his own abilities  ::)

All of a sudden I feel the need to ask, you havent arranged for Nick to help have you Barman?  eeek:
Not with the SQL stuff, no...  whistle:

Just as well, I've seen over the last couple of days how someone making a minor balls up on a SQL script can easily screw up a database so I daren't imagine what would happen if you let Nick loose on it. (No Nick it wasnt me, I havent got access to those servers so you cant claim the Nickorays have worked after all)  point: