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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on April 21, 2020, 05:24:01 PM
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The water source is in the shared cellar. It came loose. The cellar is flooded to 2 inches deep. I am in the shit scared2: redface:
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The water source is in the shared cellar. It came loose. The cellar is flooded to 2 inches deep. I am in the shit scared2: redface:
point: point: point:
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sad32: sad32:
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The water source is in the shared cellar. It came loose. The cellar is flooded to 2 inches deep. I am in the shit scared2: redface:
How many days was it between you starting to bugger around with the hose and you flooding the cellar? Just for the pub sweepstake like... whistle:
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I am sure it will drain away, like redface:
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I am sure it will drain away, like redface:
You could always drill some holes into the cellar floor to help.. whistle:
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:thumbsup: :thumbsup: What can possibly go wrong? angel1
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Nick's Nottingham Watersports ........ rubschin:
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I just went down to look. It is a bit bad redface:
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Time to downgrade to a watering can noooo:
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sad32: sad32:
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happy001
who'd have believed it?
Well apart from all of us
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Solution for Nick
Scour telephone boxes until you find a card from a tart saying she can suck a tennis ball through a hose pipe - and yes I have seen such an ad (in Las Vegas mind), phone her and get her to suck the water through your aforementioned hose
Might set you back a King's ransom though
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evil:
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Solution for Nick
Scour telephone boxes until you find a card from a tart saying she can suck a tennis ball through a hose pipe - and yes I have seen such an ad (in Las Vegas mind), phone her and get her to suck the water through your aforementioned hose
Might set you back a King's ransom though
Or shag her and take your mind off the problem ...... Thumbs:
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Solution for Nick
Scour telephone boxes until you find a card from a tart saying she can suck a tennis ball through a hose pipe - and yes I have seen such an ad (in Las Vegas mind), phone her and get her to suck the water through your aforementioned hose
Might set you back a King's ransom though
Or shag her and take your mind off the problem ...... Thumbs:
rubschin:
Shag her in that cellar with its world record wet patch you say
noooo:
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Solution for Nick
Scour telephone boxes until you find a card from a tart saying she can suck a tennis ball through a hose pipe - and yes I have seen such an ad (in Las Vegas mind), phone her and get her to suck the water through your aforementioned hose
Might set you back a King's ransom though
Or shag her and take your mind off the problem ...... Thumbs:
rubschin:
Shag her in that cellar with its world record wet patch you say
noooo:
Just to check his hose ... rubschin:
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Tell them it's a simulated lock so that you can keep in practice during the lockdown. whistle:
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Tell them it's a simulated lock so that you can keep in practice during the lockdown. whistle:
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Tell them it's a simulated lock so that you can keep in practice during the lockdown. whistle:
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