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Title: My hose
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2020, 05:24:01 PM
The water source is in the shared cellar. It came loose. The cellar is flooded to 2 inches deep. I am in the shit  scared2: redface:
Title: Re: My hose
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2020, 05:25:56 PM
The water source is in the shared cellar. It came loose. The cellar is flooded to 2 inches deep. I am in the shit  scared2: redface:

 point: point: point:
Title: Re: My hose
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2020, 05:27:04 PM
 sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: My hose
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2020, 05:31:40 PM
The water source is in the shared cellar. It came loose. The cellar is flooded to 2 inches deep. I am in the shit  scared2: redface:

How many days was it between you starting to bugger around with the hose and you flooding the cellar? Just for the pub sweepstake like...  whistle:
Title: Re: My hose
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2020, 05:35:40 PM
I am sure it will drain away, like  redface:
Title: Re: My hose
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2020, 05:38:40 PM
I am sure it will drain away, like  redface:

You could always drill some holes into the cellar floor to help..  whistle:
Title: Re: My hose
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2020, 05:45:52 PM
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:  What can possibly go wrong?  angel1
Title: Re: My hose
Post by: apc2010 on April 21, 2020, 05:56:02 PM
Nick's Nottingham Watersports ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: My hose
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2020, 06:17:30 PM
I just went down to look. It is a bit bad  redface:
Title: Re: My hose
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2020, 07:47:18 PM
Time to downgrade to a watering can  noooo:
Title: Re: My hose
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2020, 07:50:59 PM
 sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: My hose
Post by: Steve on April 21, 2020, 08:12:17 PM
happy001

who'd have believed it?


Well apart from all of us

Title: Re: My hose
Post by: Steve on April 21, 2020, 08:15:04 PM
Solution for Nick
 
Scour telephone boxes until you find a card from a tart saying she can suck a tennis ball through a hose pipe - and yes I have seen such an ad (in Las Vegas mind), phone her and get her to suck the water through your aforementioned hose
 
Might set you back a King's ransom though
 
Title: Re: My hose
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2020, 08:16:31 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: My hose
Post by: apc2010 on April 21, 2020, 08:48:10 PM
Solution for Nick
 
Scour telephone boxes until you find a card from a tart saying she can suck a tennis ball through a hose pipe - and yes I have seen such an ad (in Las Vegas mind), phone her and get her to suck the water through your aforementioned hose
 
Might set you back a King's ransom though

Or shag her and take your mind off the problem ...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: My hose
Post by: Steve on April 21, 2020, 08:59:43 PM
Solution for Nick
 
Scour telephone boxes until you find a card from a tart saying she can suck a tennis ball through a hose pipe - and yes I have seen such an ad (in Las Vegas mind), phone her and get her to suck the water through your aforementioned hose
 
Might set you back a King's ransom though

Or shag her and take your mind off the problem ...... Thumbs:
rubschin:

Shag her in that cellar with its world record wet patch you say

 noooo:
Title: Re: My hose
Post by: apc2010 on April 21, 2020, 09:01:01 PM
Solution for Nick
 
Scour telephone boxes until you find a card from a tart saying she can suck a tennis ball through a hose pipe - and yes I have seen such an ad (in Las Vegas mind), phone her and get her to suck the water through your aforementioned hose
 
Might set you back a King's ransom though

Or shag her and take your mind off the problem ...... Thumbs:
rubschin:

Shag her in that cellar with its world record wet patch you say

 noooo:

Just to check his hose ... rubschin:
Title: Re: My hose
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 22, 2020, 04:36:43 AM
Tell them it's a simulated lock so that you can keep in practice during the lockdown.  whistle:
Title: Re: My hose
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2020, 04:38:02 AM
Tell them it's a simulated lock so that you can keep in practice during the lockdown.  whistle:

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Title: Re: My hose
Post by: Steve on April 22, 2020, 08:34:37 AM
Tell them it's a simulated lock so that you can keep in practice during the lockdown.  whistle:

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