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Title: Stay Safe/ Stay Home
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 27, 2020, 08:59:20 PM
I really, really, really , really cannot tolerate this repeated messaging anymore. It is doing my noodle in !!!

I am being compliant. I understand  the roolz.

If I was going to break the roolz now it wouldn't be because I didn't comprehend that staying at home is the sensible solution.

Repeating it at every opportunity a gazillion times a day is driving me to despair and I doubt if it achieves much this many weeks in -  especially as you can go out for work, shopping and  exercise .

However the lockdown logo must be heard at least every 5 minutes or we will all forget  , run towards the sun and cross the path of others !!!
 
Title: Re: Stay Safe/ Stay Home
Post by: Steve on April 27, 2020, 09:08:04 PM
You is not alone
Title: Re: Stay Safe/ Stay Home
Post by: apc2010 on April 27, 2020, 09:35:36 PM
You is not alone

Mulder........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Stay Safe/ Stay Home
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 27, 2020, 09:38:41 PM
Prior to this event I had never left the house with the intention  of getting run over ..I must be ahead of my time  :thumbsup:



Title: Re: Stay Safe/ Stay Home
Post by: apc2010 on April 27, 2020, 10:04:43 PM
I want to know where all the hippies and slags who fill my timeline with adverts and posters for f88king healing crystals are now ....... cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Stay Safe/ Stay Home
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2020, 05:21:07 AM
The only amusement I can get out of it is the thought of the people that campaigned for plastic straws to be banned chucking away a pair of gloves and empty sanitiser bottle every five minutes...  lol:
Title: Re: Stay Safe/ Stay Home
Post by: Steve on April 28, 2020, 11:11:02 AM
The only amusement I can get out of it is the thought of the people that campaigned for plastic straws to be banned chucking away a pair of gloves and empty sanitiser bottle every five minutes...  lol:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Stay Safe/ Stay Home
Post by: Steve on April 28, 2020, 11:12:21 AM
You is not alone

Mulder........ rubschin:
rubschin: rubschin:  does that make you https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cigarette_Smoking_Man ?
Title: Re: Stay Safe/ Stay Home
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2020, 12:34:57 PM
I want to know where all the hippies and slags who fill my timeline with adverts and posters for f88king healing crystals are now ....... cussing: cussing: cussing:

Too poorly to post?  whistle:
Title: Re: Stay Safe/ Stay Home
Post by: Steve on April 28, 2020, 01:59:03 PM
I want to know where all the hippies and slags who fill my timeline with adverts and posters for f88king healing crystals are now ....... cussing: cussing: cussing:

Too poorly to post?  whistle:
drumroll:

we can hope
Title: Re: Stay Safe/ Stay Home
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2020, 02:55:35 PM
The only amusement I can get out of it is the thought of the people that campaigned for plastic straws to be banned chucking away a pair of gloves and empty sanitiser bottle every five minutes...  lol:

 Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Stay Safe/ Stay Home
Post by: apc2010 on April 29, 2020, 12:29:54 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/Zv3zhMBm/Nick-lockdown.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Zv3zhMBm)

Is this Nick ..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Stay Safe/ Stay Home
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2020, 04:56:25 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/Zv3zhMBm/Nick-lockdown.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Zv3zhMBm)

Is this Nick ..... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Stay Safe/ Stay Home
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2020, 07:50:33 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Stay Safe/ Stay Home
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2020, 04:16:05 PM
The daily briefings consistently talk about increased use of traffic.  Well, yes. there are nearly three quarters of a million volunteers delivering stuff and the supermarkets have increased their home deliveries!!  Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Stay Safe/ Stay Home
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 29, 2020, 07:34:57 PM
Today's new buzzwords that make me fume.

The Council is apparently now focusing on recovery and renaissance !!!!
Title: Re: Stay Safe/ Stay Home
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2020, 07:48:00 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/PPz9d7Nh/D9592-CCA-6-FBF-4-C12-98-B3-9-FF75-FE1-AB81-2779-00000396-B6-EDA6-FF.png) (https://postimg.cc/PPz9d7Nh)
Title: Re: Stay Safe/ Stay Home
Post by: apc2010 on April 29, 2020, 07:48:32 PM
Today's new buzzwords that make me fume.

The Council is apparently now focusing on recovery and renaissance !!!!

Painting . rubschin:..the council was good at that ....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Stay Safe/ Stay Home
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 29, 2020, 07:51:36 PM
Ooh they are all tres excited now that everyone has managed to work from home and see this as an 'opportunity' to review services and provision ...oh and of course make savings!!!
Title: Re: Stay Safe/ Stay Home
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2020, 07:53:14 PM
Tax breaks on home offices, you say?
Title: Re: Stay Safe/ Stay Home
Post by: Steve on April 29, 2020, 08:09:46 PM
Ooh they are all tres excited now that everyone has managed to work from home and see this as an 'opportunity' to review services and provision ...oh and of course make savings!!!
Start a rumour that this is a great idea as it will enable top management to be reduced.  They'll forget the idea
Title: Re: Stay Safe/ Stay Home
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2020, 08:11:27 PM
Ooh they are all tres excited now that everyone has managed to work from home and see this as an 'opportunity' to review services and provision ...oh and of course make savings!!!
Start a rumour that this is a great idea as it will enable top management to be reduced.  They'll forget the idea

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Stay Safe/ Stay Home
Post by: Just One More on April 30, 2020, 05:55:22 AM
Ooh they are all tres excited now that everyone has managed to work from home and see this as an 'opportunity' to review services and provision ...oh and of course make savings!!!
Start a rumour that this is a great idea as it will enable top management to be reduced.  They'll forget the idea

 :thumbsup:


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