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Title: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: apc2010 on May 02, 2020, 07:17:50 PM
She has broke her little toe ......... noooo:

She is also a potty mouth .... noooo:
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2020, 07:20:57 PM
 Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Steve on May 02, 2020, 08:50:49 PM
Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 02, 2020, 10:22:44 PM
Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 02, 2020, 11:22:50 PM
Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:

Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:

God only knows what Apey has done to make Misty mad enough to kick him that hard.  noooo:
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: apc2010 on May 03, 2020, 06:07:43 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/0bS3DQ80/Screenshot-20200502-204650.png) (https://postimg.cc/0bS3DQ80)


 eeek:
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Misty on May 03, 2020, 06:13:02 PM
I felt I was being shamed into having to outside to exercise for an hour every day,  ::) so decided to kick the side of the gas fire, didnt account for getting my toe stuck and having to drag it back out. Created some fabulous new swear words though.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Steve on May 03, 2020, 09:09:09 PM
I felt I was being shamed into having to outside to exercise for an hour every day,  ::) so decided to kick the side of the gas fire, didnt account for getting my toe stuck and having to drag it back out. Created some fabulous new swear words though.  :thumbsup:
noooo:

Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2020, 05:39:46 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/0bS3DQ80/Screenshot-20200502-204650.png) (https://postimg.cc/0bS3DQ80)


 eeek:

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Just One More on May 04, 2020, 05:43:27 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/0bS3DQ80/Screenshot-20200502-204650.png) (https://postimg.cc/0bS3DQ80)


 eeek:

 Shocked:

Ouch Shocked: Shocked:
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Misty on May 05, 2020, 04:22:53 PM
that was day one... now so much prettier. Unicorn colours and Apey had to do the "big" shop......came back with lots of meat and 24 pack of crisps.  noooo:
 noooo:
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2020, 04:24:37 PM
Seems reasonable. Has he offered to kiss it better?
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2020, 04:43:19 PM
ANyway, I hope you have it up
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: apc2010 on May 05, 2020, 05:39:42 PM
She likes crisps ... cussing:  not for me .... noooo:

Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2020, 05:42:08 PM
Just help her to keep it up and get her something to rub on it.
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 05, 2020, 05:48:57 PM
She likes crisps ... cussing:  not for me .... noooo:

Did you get the flavours Misty likes though...  whistle:
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2020, 06:59:03 PM
that was day one... now so much prettier. Unicorn colours and Apey had to do the "big" shop......came back with lots of meat and 24 pack of crisps.  noooo:
 noooo:

I'm thinking hard but I can't think I got a lot of sympathy when I broked my toe after you and Apey came round and got me drunked...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2020, 07:03:51 PM
Did they force you to get drunked and then breaked you toe?
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 05, 2020, 10:14:02 PM
that was day one... now so much prettier. Unicorn colours and Apey had to do the "big" shop......came back with lots of meat and 24 pack of crisps.  noooo:
 noooo:

Assorted flavours I hope 😁👍

Hope the hobbling gets better soon  ...ouchster!!!
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: apc2010 on May 05, 2020, 10:29:21 PM
that was day one... now so much prettier. Unicorn colours and Apey had to do the "big" shop......came back with lots of meat and 24 pack of crisps.  noooo:
 noooo:

Assorted flavours I hope 😁👍

Hope the hobbling gets better soon  ...ouchster!!!

Of course ..not stupid ..( evil: )....... Thumbs:

Have to get one flavour right then ........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Steve on May 05, 2020, 11:21:27 PM
I hate to appear unsympathetic bus how's the gas fire doing?


 scared:
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: apc2010 on May 05, 2020, 11:28:42 PM
I hate to appear unsympathetic bus how's the gas fire doing?


 scared:

Actually funny story .....we originally got it 12 ? years ago from local cafe/boozer when a friend fell over it and broke a wheel off it ...so owner gave it to me ..

Maybe cursed ...... eeek:

When the first guy did it , he was carrying chips so when he fell we thought he had split his head open ... eeek: eeek:   ketchup ...... ::) ::)
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Steve on May 06, 2020, 12:03:24 AM
I hate to appear unsympathetic bus how's the gas fire doing?


 scared:

Actually funny story .....we originally got it 12 ? years ago from local cafe/boozer when a friend fell over it and broke a wheel off it ...so owner gave it to me ..

Maybe cursed ...... eeek:

When the first guy did it , he was carrying chips so when he fell we thought he had split his head open ... eeek: eeek:   ketchup ...... ::) ::)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: apc2010 on January 08, 2021, 06:19:15 PM
AGAIN........ noooo:   Banghead
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 08, 2021, 06:21:43 PM
AGAIN........ noooo:   Banghead

How?

Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: apc2010 on January 08, 2021, 06:35:02 PM
AGAIN........ noooo:   Banghead

How?

Walked into a chair ... noooo:  the worse thing was ...she was ...SOBER... eeek:
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2021, 06:49:51 PM
Miss I had this once. I kissed it better. Happy to help  angel1
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: apc2010 on January 08, 2021, 07:06:25 PM
Miss I had this once. I kissed it better. Happy to help  angel1

You sending me Miss I ....... cloud9:     eyes:
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Steve on January 08, 2021, 07:12:05 PM
AGAIN........ noooo:   Banghead

How?

Walked into a chair ... noooo:  the worse thing was ...she was ...SOBER... eeek:
noooo:
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2021, 07:21:42 PM
AGAIN........ noooo:   Banghead

Welcome to my werld...  noooo:
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 08, 2021, 07:57:10 PM
AGAIN........ noooo:   Banghead

How?

Walked into a chair ... noooo:  the worse thing was ...she was ...SOBER... eeek:

 rubschin:

tell her there are code words she can post if she needs some help  whistle:  lol:
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Misty on January 08, 2021, 08:06:52 PM
Miss I had this once. I kissed it better. Happy to help  angel1

You sending me Miss I ....... cloud9:     eyes:

OI!!  evil:
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Misty on January 08, 2021, 08:08:42 PM
AGAIN........ noooo:   Banghead

How?

Walked into a chair ... noooo:  the worse thing was ...she was ...SOBER... eeek:

 rubschin:

tell her there are code words she can post if she needs some help  whistle:  lol:

I'm whistling!!! whistle: whistle: whistle: eeek: eeek: eeek: he beats my feet with a hammer if his dinner isnt ready.  noooo:
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Steve on January 08, 2021, 08:23:08 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Misty on January 08, 2021, 08:26:41 PM
ever seen "Misery"?
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Steve on January 08, 2021, 08:28:23 PM
ever seen "Misery"?
both on fillum and on stage  scared2:
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2021, 08:33:27 PM
AGAIN........ noooo:   Banghead

How?

Walked into a chair ... noooo:  the worse thing was ...she was ...SOBER... eeek:

 rubschin:

tell her there are code words she can post if she needs some help  whistle:  lol:

happy001
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 09, 2021, 08:00:26 AM
ever seen "Misery"?

 lol:

Think we are all living it now  - no one is  allowed to escape from the house  lol:
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2021, 05:48:37 PM
Just walked into the bed... Broken at least one...  cry:
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Nick on January 13, 2021, 05:57:14 PM
Get LL to wait on you hand and foot :thumbsup:


Oh redface:
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 13, 2021, 06:45:59 PM
Just walked into the bed... Broken at least one...  cry:

Ouchster  happy100 happy100 happy100

Sandals time then ?  lol:
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2021, 07:02:21 PM
Just walked into the bed... Broken at least one...  cry:

Ouchster  happy100 happy100 happy100

Socks and sandals time then ?  lol:

 whistle:

You'll be dancing around in no time BM  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Nick on January 13, 2021, 07:16:32 PM
Is there a video of his dancing anywhere?
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Steve on January 13, 2021, 08:03:33 PM
Just walked into the bed... Broken at least one...  cry:
noooo: noooo: noooo:

Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: apc2010 on January 13, 2021, 08:11:32 PM
Just walked into the bed... Broken at least one...  cry:

How many beds were there ...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2021, 08:19:07 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 13, 2021, 10:01:06 PM
Just walked into the bed... Broken at least one...  cry:
At least you didn't kick the bucket.
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Steve on January 13, 2021, 10:05:07 PM
Just walked into the bed... Broken at least one...  cry:
At least you didn't kick the bucket.
drumroll:
Title: Re: Miss T Broken toe ...
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2021, 07:28:53 AM
Just walked into the bed... Broken at least one...  cry:
At least you didn't kick the bucket.

 ;D