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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on June 04, 2020, 05:47:31 PM

Title: Am I wrong?
Post by: Nick on June 04, 2020, 05:47:31 PM
When the Boy confessed earlier to about £4000 worth of car crash damage we discussed his options and I told him he was a twat and had learned a lesson.

I said that I would never mention this again.  His pain is enough.

I advised him that his mother would never let him hear the end of it.

He said, "Tell me about it  noooo: "

I said, "This is the difference between men and wimmin. Suck it up."   angel1

Title: Re: Am I wrong?
Post by: apc2010 on June 04, 2020, 05:50:15 PM
TMJs....wimmin and suck .......... redface:
Title: Re: Am I wrong?
Post by: Nick on June 04, 2020, 06:06:03 PM
Pity about the Moke. I am sure you never mention it  whistle:
Title: Re: Am I wrong?
Post by: Barman on June 04, 2020, 06:07:24 PM
When the Boy confessed earlier to about £4000 worth of car crash damage we discussed his options and I told him he was a twat and had learned a lesson.

I said that I would never mention this again.  His pain is enough.

I advised him that his mother would never let him hear the end of it.

He said, "Tell me about it  noooo: "

I said, "This is the difference between men and wimmin. Suck it up."   angel1

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Title: Re: Am I wrong?
Post by: Steve on June 04, 2020, 07:33:11 PM
So let me get this right

2019 Boy is into losing phones but they're less than a grand each

Now it's 2020 we have an upgrade to Boy 3.0 causing even more damage via cars
 
Please don't let Boy 4.0 go near any nuclear power plants
Title: Re: Am I wrong?
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2020, 07:41:20 PM
So let me get this right

2019 Boy is into losing phones but they're less than a grand each

Now it's 2020 we have an upgrade to Boy 3.0 causing even more damage via cars
 
Please don't let Boy 4.0 go near any nuclear power plants

Years of proximity to Nick have granted the boy gubbage powers that are now starting to come into their own...  scared2:
Title: Re: Am I wrong?
Post by: Nick on June 04, 2020, 07:43:52 PM
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