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Title: The Boiler Man Cometh
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2020, 07:16:14 AM
Sometime between 8 and 10 he said.

Drums fingers  sadsmiley30:
Title: Re: The Boiler Man Cometh
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 04, 2020, 07:41:53 AM
That'll be August through to October then.
Title: Re: The Boiler Man Cometh
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2020, 07:49:13 AM
I was told September. Then I was told July 27th. Now it is meant to be this morning.  Even if he turns up he is guaranteed to get lost first  Banghead
Title: Re: The Boiler Man Cometh
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2020, 08:14:27 AM
That'll be August through to October then.

happy001
Title: Re: The Boiler Man Cometh
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2020, 08:39:19 AM
Been and gone!! Was here 10 minutes, Boiler is in rude health, like  eeek: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Boiler Man Cometh
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2020, 09:01:14 AM
Been and gone!! Was here 10 minutes, Boiler is in rude health, like  eeek: :thumbsup:

Why on earth did you say that...? facepalm:
Title: Re: The Boiler Man Cometh
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2020, 09:21:28 AM
 eeek: eeek: eeek: scared2:
Title: Re: The Boiler Man Cometh
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2020, 09:26:29 AM
eeek: eeek: eeek: scared2:

Doomed...  noooo:
Title: Re: The Boiler Man Cometh
Post by: Steve on August 04, 2020, 09:41:19 AM
So when will Nick's boiler fail

it will of course wait til the weather's a bit chilly so I'll say Oct 15th
Title: Re: The Boiler Man Cometh
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2020, 09:46:10 AM
 sad32:
Title: Re: The Boiler Man Cometh
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 04, 2020, 12:19:50 PM
So when will Nick's boiler fail

it will of course wait til the weather's a bit chilly so I'll say Oct 15th

I'll have a fiver on November the 5th  lol:
Title: Re: The Boiler Man Cometh
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2020, 12:22:40 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The Boiler Man Cometh
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2020, 12:36:53 PM
So when will Nick's boiler fail

it will of course wait til the weather's a bit chilly so I'll say Oct 15th

I'll have a fiver on November the 5th  lol:

Multiple possibilities there eh...?  rubschin:

I reckon a cold snap and boiler malfunction is September....  whistle:
Title: Re: The Boiler Man Cometh
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2020, 12:47:19 PM
 evil:

I have one of those monthly contracts now. Nothing can possibly go wrong  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Boiler Man Cometh
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2020, 12:48:12 PM
evil:

I have one of those monthly contracts now. Nothing can possibly go wrong  :thumbsup:

doh:
Title: Re: The Boiler Man Cometh
Post by: Steve on August 04, 2020, 01:11:08 PM
evil:

I have one of those monthly contracts now. Nothing can possibly go wrong  :thumbsup:
facepalm:


or do you mean the contract says they guarantee it will now fail once a month?
Title: Re: The Boiler Man Cometh
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 04, 2020, 01:27:48 PM
evil:

I have one of those monthly contracts now. Nothing can possibly go wrong  :thumbsup:
facepalm:


or do you mean the contract says they guarantee it will now fail once a month?
.. or part thereof
Title: Re: The Boiler Man Cometh
Post by: apc2010 on August 04, 2020, 02:09:18 PM
So when will Nick's boiler fail

it will of course wait til the weather's a bit chilly so I'll say Oct 15th

I'll have a fiver on November the 5th  lol:

 Thumbs:  sell tickets ..
Title: Re: The Boiler Man Cometh
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2020, 04:05:58 PM
The boiler man cometh
He seeeth Nick's boiler
And runneth away screaming

 noooo:
Title: Re: The Boiler Man Cometh
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 06, 2020, 08:23:30 AM
Cometh the man, cometh the (cold) shower.
Title: Re: The Boiler Man Cometh
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2020, 09:21:22 AM
Cometh the man, cometh the (cold) shower.

happy001
Title: Re: The Boiler Man Cometh
Post by: Steve on August 06, 2020, 10:01:52 AM
Cometh the man, cometh the (cold) shower.

happy001
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: The Boiler Man Cometh
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 22, 2021, 01:48:21 PM
It's packed up again, taking out the plug sockets sometime during the night - presumably when the hot water cycle comes on at 0300. I spotted it at about 0400 when I raised my weary bones to have a slash, as the internet router in the hallway was off. Lucky I did, or all the stuff in my fridge/freezer would have been bollloxed.  cussing:
Title: Re: The Boiler Man Cometh
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2021, 01:58:34 PM
It's packed up again, taking out the plug sockets sometime during the night - presumably when the hot water cycle comes on at 0300. I spotted it at about 0400 when I raised my weary bones to have a slash, as the internet router in the hallway was off. Lucky I did, or all the stuff in my fridge/freezer would have been bollloxed.  cussing:

One of those condensing jobbies is it...?  noooo:
Title: Re: The Boiler Man Cometh
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 22, 2021, 02:30:40 PM
It's packed up again, taking out the plug sockets sometime during the night - presumably when the hot water cycle comes on at 0300. I spotted it at about 0400 when I raised my weary bones to have a slash, as the internet router in the hallway was off. Lucky I did, or all the stuff in my fridge/freezer would have been bollloxed.  cussing:

Any chilled voddy that needs using up ?  lol:
Title: Re: The Boiler Man Cometh
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 22, 2021, 02:36:15 PM
It's packed up again, taking out the plug sockets sometime during the night - presumably when the hot water cycle comes on at 0300. I spotted it at about 0400 when I raised my weary bones to have a slash, as the internet router in the hallway was off. Lucky I did, or all the stuff in my fridge/freezer would have been bollloxed.  cussing:

One of those condensing jobbies is it...?  noooo:

No a 20 year old jobbie. Separate hot water tank and the really old fashioned stuff. The system is losing water somewhere (there are some strange valves above it) and I think it's sucking air in and forcing the water somewhere - possibly the expansion tank - or burping it out and it evaporates as it's above the boiler itself. Annoying thing is the pressure guage always says the right thing - 1.0 - 1.4 bar, but this is simply a false reading contaminated by air, as I soon find out when I bleed the system and it drops to nothing.
Title: Re: The Boiler Man Cometh
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 22, 2021, 02:37:00 PM
It's packed up again, taking out the plug sockets sometime during the night - presumably when the hot water cycle comes on at 0300. I spotted it at about 0400 when I raised my weary bones to have a slash, as the internet router in the hallway was off. Lucky I did, or all the stuff in my fridge/freezer would have been bollloxed.  cussing:

Any chilled voddy that needs using up ?  lol:

No, but the foie gras and caviar is ruined.  noooo:
Title: Re: The Boiler Man Cometh
Post by: apc2010 on June 22, 2021, 04:54:08 PM
It's packed up again, taking out the plug sockets sometime during the night - presumably when the hot water cycle comes on at 0300. I spotted it at about 0400 when I raised my weary bones to have a slash, as the internet router in the hallway was off. Lucky I did, or all the stuff in my fridge/freezer would have been bollloxed.  cussing:

Any chilled voddy that needs using up ?  lol:

No, but the foie gras and caviar is ruined.  noooo:

 ;D ;D  (reads warm stella)......
Title: Re: The Boiler Man Cometh
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2021, 06:03:52 PM
It's packed up again, taking out the plug sockets sometime during the night - presumably when the hot water cycle comes on at 0300. I spotted it at about 0400 when I raised my weary bones to have a slash, as the internet router in the hallway was off. Lucky I did, or all the stuff in my fridge/freezer would have been bollloxed.  cussing:

Any chilled voddy that needs using up ?  lol:

No, but the foie gras and caviar is ruined.  noooo:

 ;D ;D  (reads warm stella)......

 lol: lol: lol: