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Title: The all new winding up my entitled bitch of a niece thread
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2020, 05:49:41 PM: This is the niece who terrified her mum and is a toxic bitch and designed a famous tea towel

(https://i.postimg.cc/ThHD0tQw/117032566-1708396015982088-2877096163967015787-o-1.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ThHD0tQw)

Using a fake e mail address, I have sent her this:

Hello

A friend pointed me towards your wonderful I love Twatt tea towels

I am a tran with many lesbian friends and we would like to place a large order running up to Christmas, as we think they are hilarious. Can you give me a discounted price for a large order? We are looking at 10000. Are they for a good LBGTQ+ cause?

Thanks
Title: Re: The all new winding up my entitled bitch of a niece thread
Post by: Steve on September 21, 2020, 06:06:41 PM: Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new winding up my entitled bitch of a niece thread
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2020, 06:12:38 PM: Hi there!
They are being sold for two local (impoverished)charities. I could get you a quote and would require money in advance. I have to be honest and say they cost me alot to make as they are linen union. I could make them cheaper by making them in cotton if that’s of interest? I have an Instagram site Twatt_Orkney.

Can I ask where you got my email from?

Thanks for your enthusiasm.

I currently only have about 100 in stock but could get more made with a definite order.

Kind regards & look forward to hearing from you,
Sue

My reply

We are only prepared to pay £5 per towel for this order, but for 10000 towels that is a good profit for whatever charities they are. What are these charities? We cannot pay in advance, but we can discuss terms. We think we could shift them easily in the run up to Xmas, and maybe more.
Title: Re: The all new winding up my entitled bitch of a niece thread
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2020, 06:29:55 PM: How much of a pre payment? My budget may need enhancing, but my boss is amenable. If I order 10000 at a reduced rate what sort of up front are you looking for and how can I trust you? What is your company/charity called? Is it legit? Can you give me a company or charity number?

Hi,
I am not enjoying our email exchange. I’ve told you to look on Instagram regarding the charities.
I’ve asked who gave you my personal email & you haven’t replied.
Title: Re: The all new winding up my entitled bitch of a niece thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 21, 2020, 06:33:53 PM: Oh dear ....i don't think us poor VP'ers will be getting a twat cloth for Christmas lol:
Title: Re: The all new winding up my entitled bitch of a niece thread
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2020, 06:35:16 PM: Latest

That’s intellectual property theft and I have this email as proof that you intend to steal my idea. If you go ahead I will have you prosecuted George.
Title: Re: The all new winding up my entitled bitch of a niece thread
Post by: Just One More on September 21, 2020, 07:29:14 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu4fiRFhC-4
Title: Re: The all new winding up my entitled bitch of a niece thread
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2020, 07:32:45 PM: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new winding up my entitled bitch of a niece thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 22, 2020, 12:19:41 AM: Far be it from me to be a bad influence but if you really want to wind her up it might be worth recruiting the boy. Just imagine what you could come up with between you.... eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new winding up my entitled bitch of a niece thread
Post by: Barman on September 22, 2020, 03:59:27 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 21, 2020, 06:33:53 PM
Oh dear ....i don't think us poor VP'ers will be getting a twat cloth for Christmas lol:

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