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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on September 15, 2007, 11:19:24 AM

Title: Running youself over
Post by: Nick on September 15, 2007, 11:19:24 AM

So I went to the dump. It's a bit spread out, and since I had scrap metal, cardboard, general rubbish, plastic bottles, glass jars and bottles I did a bit of driving around the site. On the last occasion (TV monitor) I forgot to put hte effing handbrake on and saw that car starting to roll away slowly. I ran round the front to stop it by pushing on the bonnet and then realised I was stuck, I couldn't let go to go and apply the handbrake.

I had to shout for help! redface:

Title: Re: Running youself over
Post by: Snoopy on September 15, 2007, 11:34:29 AM

Quote from: Nick on September 15, 2007, 11:19:24 AM

So I went to the dump. It's a bit spread out, and since I had scrap metal, cardboard, general rubbish, plastic bottles, glass jars and bottles I did a bit of driving around the site. On the last occasion (TV monitor) I forgot to put hte effing handbrake on and saw that car starting to roll away slowly. I ran round the front to stop it by pushing on the bonnet and then realised I was stuck, I couldn't let go to go and apply the handbrake.

I had to shout for help! redface:

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Title: Re: Running youself over
Post by: Nick on September 15, 2007, 11:52:21 AM

Now there is a new pile of crap to go to the dump but I am too embarrassed to go there. Will have to drive 5 miles to a different one Banghead

Title: Re: Running youself over
Post by: Snoopy on September 15, 2007, 12:02:08 PM

Remember Remember The Fifth of November ....... Haven't your local scout troop started building their bonfire yet?

Title: Re: Running youself over
Post by: Nick on September 15, 2007, 12:05:00 PM

Not combustible tat unfortunately.

Title: Re: Running youself over
Post by: Snoopy on September 15, 2007, 12:06:15 PM

Quote from: Nick on September 15, 2007, 12:05:00 PM

Not combustible tat unfortunately.

Oh!

Title: Re: Running youself over
Post by: Nick on September 15, 2007, 12:07:39 PM

And now The Boy, during my absence, has been introduced to Nutella. I am being pestered to death about every 30 seconds to "make sure you get some Nutella".

I am in no mood to be pestered at present. evil:

Title: Re: Running youself over
Post by: Snoopy on September 15, 2007, 12:28:57 PM

Quote from: Nick on September 15, 2007, 12:07:39 PM

And now The Boy, during my absence, has been introduced to Nutella. I am being pestered to death about every 30 seconds to "make sure you get some Nutella".

I am in no mood to be pestered at present. evil:

My littlest is allergic to that stuff!  sick2: and trips to A&E follow consumption.