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Title: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Nick on January 03, 2021, 07:22:45 PM
12 hours of nothing but water  evil:
Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 03, 2021, 07:26:23 PM
Good job you didn't get to buy all that wine then  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Nick on January 03, 2021, 07:31:16 PM
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Post by: Barman on January 03, 2021, 07:42:49 PM
Good job you didn't get to buy all that wine then  Thumbs:

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happy001
Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Steve on January 03, 2021, 08:09:42 PM
Good job you didn't get to buy all that wine then  Thumbs:

 drumroll:

happy001
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Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 03, 2021, 10:26:25 PM
This could make for a good experiment, will Nick be disaster free for the 12 hours...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: apc2010 on January 03, 2021, 10:32:55 PM
12 hours of nothing but water  evil:

You at work .. rubschin:
Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2021, 08:57:04 AM
Just back from hospital. Coffee! eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2021, 08:58:20 AM
Just back from hospital. Covid! eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

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Post by: Uncle Mort on January 04, 2021, 09:01:49 AM
Just back from hospital. Coffee! eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

That was fast  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2021, 09:02:54 AM
Just met my neighbour (not  eyes:  that one) and she ran off. Texted me to apologise and say she has tested positive  scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Steve on January 04, 2021, 10:26:15 AM
Just met my neighbour (not  eyes:  that one) and she ran off. Texted me to apologise and say she has tested positive  scared2: scared2: scared2:
scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: apc2010 on January 04, 2021, 02:08:32 PM
Just met my neighbour (not  eyes:  that one) and she ran off. Texted me to apologise and say she has tested positive  scared2: scared2: scared2:

Clap ..or covid...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2021, 02:13:36 PM
Child  ::)
Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2021, 02:47:54 PM
Child  ::)

A babby!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2021, 02:50:15 PM
Ah yes, we have Miss D's wedding to look forward to. Get knitting those little bootees  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 04, 2021, 03:10:02 PM
Child  ::)

A babby!  cloud9:

Dear God, could you imagine what a child of Nick and Apey would be like...  eeek:
Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 04, 2021, 04:10:13 PM
Ah yes, we have Miss D's wedding to look forward to. Get knitting those little bootees  :thumbsup:

I don't wear slippers  noooo:
Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2021, 04:18:19 PM
Ah yes, we have Miss D's wedding to look forward to. Get knitting those little bootees  :thumbsup:

I don't wear slippers  noooo:

Fins, not flippers!  cussing:

Oh...  redface:
Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2021, 04:26:32 PM
Not a Babby  sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Just One More on January 04, 2021, 05:39:10 PM
Just met my neighbour (not  eyes:  that one) and she ran off. Texted me to apologise and say she has tested positive  scared2: scared2: scared2:


(https://i.postimg.cc/WhDqNQfh/tested-positive.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/WhDqNQfh)
Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2021, 06:21:19 PM
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Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2021, 07:23:03 PM
Just met my neighbour (not  eyes:  that one) and she ran off. Texted me to apologise and say she has tested positive  scared2: scared2: scared2:


(https://i.postimg.cc/WhDqNQfh/tested-positive.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/WhDqNQfh)

happy001
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Post by: Darwins Selection on January 04, 2021, 07:43:00 PM
Just met my neighbour (not  eyes:  that one) and she ran off. Texted me to apologise and say she has tested positive  scared2: scared2: scared2:


(https://i.postimg.cc/WhDqNQfh/tested-positive.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/WhDqNQfh)

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Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2021, 07:48:21 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 04, 2021, 09:23:13 PM
Just met my neighbour (not  eyes:  that one) and she ran off. Texted me to apologise and say she has tested positive  scared2: scared2: scared2:

Gingivitis?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2021, 08:53:42 AM
Just met my neighbour (not  eyes:  that one) and she ran off. Texted me to apologise and say she has tested positive  scared2: scared2: scared2:

Gingivitis?  rubschin:

happy001
Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2021, 05:36:58 PM
Dr Quack was concerned and order a full spectrum of liver tests  scared2: scared2:

Found a letter in my box today. She says they are all normal  Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:
Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: apc2010 on February 07, 2021, 06:48:23 PM
Dr Quack was concerned and order a full spectrum of liver tests  scared2: scared2:

Found a letter in my box today. She says they are all normal  Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:

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Post by: Steve on February 07, 2021, 07:09:54 PM
Dr Quack was concerned and order a full spectrum of liver tests  scared2: scared2:

Found a letter in my box today. She says they are all normal  Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:

 Thumbs:
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Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Just One More on February 07, 2021, 08:53:49 PM
Dr Quack was concerned and order a full spectrum of liver tests  scared2: scared2:

Found a letter in my box today. She says they are all normal  Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:

 Thumbs:
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Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Steve on February 07, 2021, 09:11:33 PM
Of course we should remember the Doc actually meant 'Normal for Nottingham'
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Post by: Nick on February 07, 2021, 09:14:27 PM
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Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Steve on February 07, 2021, 09:17:30 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2021, 06:00:15 AM
Dr Quack was concerned and order a full spectrum of liver tests  scared2: scared2:

Found a letter in my box today. She says they are all normal  Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:

 happ096
Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Nick on February 08, 2021, 07:15:34 AM
She is tenacious and has clearly got her teeth into my liver. She wants me to have a liver scan now  ::)
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Post by: Uncle Mort on February 08, 2021, 08:37:05 AM
Same thing happened to me. I went into hospital for one thing and the doctors seem to get more interested in other parts of my body that, as far as I'm concerned, are working fine. I've ended up taking loads of pills and worrying about every ache and pain.   noooo:
Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Nick on February 08, 2021, 08:42:21 AM
I have never even met this wumman!
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Post by: Uncle Mort on February 08, 2021, 09:26:56 AM
I put it down to 'Duty of Care' a.k.a. covering her arse.
Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2021, 10:24:53 AM
She is tenacious and has clearly got her teeth into my liver. She wants me to have a liver scan now  ::)

They'll say you have a 'fatty liver' and have to cut down on the booze prolly...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Nick on February 08, 2021, 10:33:09 AM
 scared2:
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Post by: Barman on February 08, 2021, 01:52:02 PM
scared2:

Thass wot they tole me anyway...  redface:
Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Steve on February 08, 2021, 02:08:43 PM
I probably ought to get my fatty liver rechecked.  Was told about 2 years ago so have cut down on sugar a bit.  Seems sugar can cause cirrhosis just like booze can  scared2:.   
Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Nick on February 08, 2021, 02:15:11 PM
I don't use sugar  angel1
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Post by: Steve on February 08, 2021, 02:20:16 PM
I don't use sugar  angel1
I used to use tons of it  redface:
Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 08, 2021, 10:18:10 PM
She is tenacious and has clearly got her teeth into my liver. She wants me to have a liver scan now  ::)
(https://img1.looper.com/img/gallery/hannibal-lecters-backstory-explained/intro-1568920260.jpg)
Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2021, 05:06:55 AM
She is tenacious and has clearly got her teeth into my liver. She wants me to have a liver scan now  ::)
(https://img1.looper.com/img/gallery/hannibal-lecters-backstory-explained/intro-1568920260.jpg)

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Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2022, 07:16:07 PM
Had some a couple of weeks back. Quack demands a face to face in the morning to "discuss" the results.

Why do I feel a wrist slapping coming on with the inevitable "How much do you drink" question?  ::)
Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2022, 06:20:20 AM
Had some a couple of weeks back. Quack demands a face to face in the morning to "discuss" the results.

Why do I feel a wrist slapping coming on with the inevitable "How much do you drink" question?  ::)

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Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2022, 11:20:36 AM
QUack: Here are your blood test results and they are all fine, though your liver reading is slightly elevated. How much do you drink? ::)

I lie and she knows that I am lying. We move on.

Your blood sugar is also a bit elevated. Can you cut down on sugar.

Me: I never buy sugar and I do not eat chocolate.

QUack: What about fruit?

Me: Oh yes, lots of fruit. It is good for you, you know

QUack: No, it is full of sugar!!! Cut down on fruit!!

 Banghead



Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2022, 11:41:39 AM
QUack: Here are your blood test results and they are all fine, though your liver reading is slightly elevated. How much do you drink? ::)

I lie and she knows that I am lying. We move on.

Your blood sugar is also a bit elevated. Can you cut down on sugar.

Me: I never buy sugar and I do not eat chocolate.

QUack: What about fruit?

Me: Oh yes, lots of fruit. It is good for you, you know

QUack: No, it is full of sugar!!! Cut down on fruit!!

 Banghead


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Lay off the booze for three days before the test - that fools them!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2022, 11:44:40 AM
I am too bizzy cutting out FRUIT!!!  Banghead
Title: Re: Fasting blood tests
Post by: Steve on May 30, 2022, 01:07:16 PM
Must sell those banana futures