The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Nick on January 03, 2021, 07:22:45 PM
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12 hours of nothing but water evil:
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Good job you didn't get to buy all that wine then Thumbs:
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sad32: sad32: sad32:
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Good job you didn't get to buy all that wine then Thumbs:
drumroll:
happy001
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Good job you didn't get to buy all that wine then Thumbs:
drumroll:
happy001
happy001 happy001
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This could make for a good experiment, will Nick be disaster free for the 12 hours... rubschin:
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12 hours of nothing but water evil:
You at work .. rubschin:
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Just back from hospital. Coffee! eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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Just back from hospital. Covid! eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
whistle:
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Just back from hospital. Coffee! eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
That was fast :thumbsup:
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Just met my neighbour (not eyes: that one) and she ran off. Texted me to apologise and say she has tested positive scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Just met my neighbour (not eyes: that one) and she ran off. Texted me to apologise and say she has tested positive scared2: scared2: scared2:
scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Just met my neighbour (not eyes: that one) and she ran off. Texted me to apologise and say she has tested positive scared2: scared2: scared2:
Clap ..or covid...... rubschin:
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Child ::)
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Child ::)
A babby! cloud9:
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Ah yes, we have Miss D's wedding to look forward to. Get knitting those little bootees :thumbsup:
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Child ::)
A babby! cloud9:
Dear God, could you imagine what a child of Nick and Apey would be like... eeek:
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Ah yes, we have Miss D's wedding to look forward to. Get knitting those little bootees :thumbsup:
I don't wear slippers noooo:
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Ah yes, we have Miss D's wedding to look forward to. Get knitting those little bootees :thumbsup:
I don't wear slippers noooo:
Fins, not flippers! cussing:
Oh... redface:
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Not a Babby sad32: sad32: sad32:
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Just met my neighbour (not eyes: that one) and she ran off. Texted me to apologise and say she has tested positive scared2: scared2: scared2:
(https://i.postimg.cc/WhDqNQfh/tested-positive.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/WhDqNQfh)
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Just met my neighbour (not eyes: that one) and she ran off. Texted me to apologise and say she has tested positive scared2: scared2: scared2:
(https://i.postimg.cc/WhDqNQfh/tested-positive.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/WhDqNQfh)
happy001
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Just met my neighbour (not eyes: that one) and she ran off. Texted me to apologise and say she has tested positive scared2: scared2: scared2:
(https://i.postimg.cc/WhDqNQfh/tested-positive.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/WhDqNQfh)
happy001
happy001 happy001
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Just met my neighbour (not eyes: that one) and she ran off. Texted me to apologise and say she has tested positive scared2: scared2: scared2:
Gingivitis? rubschin:
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Just met my neighbour (not eyes: that one) and she ran off. Texted me to apologise and say she has tested positive scared2: scared2: scared2:
Gingivitis? rubschin:
happy001
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Dr Quack was concerned and order a full spectrum of liver tests scared2: scared2:
Found a letter in my box today. She says they are all normal Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:
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Dr Quack was concerned and order a full spectrum of liver tests scared2: scared2:
Found a letter in my box today. She says they are all normal Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:
Thumbs:
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Dr Quack was concerned and order a full spectrum of liver tests scared2: scared2:
Found a letter in my box today. She says they are all normal Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:
Thumbs:
Thumbs: Thumbs:
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Dr Quack was concerned and order a full spectrum of liver tests scared2: scared2:
Found a letter in my box today. She says they are all normal Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:
Thumbs:
Thumbs: Thumbs:
Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
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Of course we should remember the Doc actually meant 'Normal for Nottingham'
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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angel1
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Dr Quack was concerned and order a full spectrum of liver tests scared2: scared2:
Found a letter in my box today. She says they are all normal Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:
happ096
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She is tenacious and has clearly got her teeth into my liver. She wants me to have a liver scan now ::)
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Same thing happened to me. I went into hospital for one thing and the doctors seem to get more interested in other parts of my body that, as far as I'm concerned, are working fine. I've ended up taking loads of pills and worrying about every ache and pain. noooo:
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I have never even met this wumman!
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I put it down to 'Duty of Care' a.k.a. covering her arse.
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She is tenacious and has clearly got her teeth into my liver. She wants me to have a liver scan now ::)
They'll say you have a 'fatty liver' and have to cut down on the booze prolly... noooo:
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scared2:
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scared2:
Thass wot they tole me anyway... redface:
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I probably ought to get my fatty liver rechecked. Was told about 2 years ago so have cut down on sugar a bit. Seems sugar can cause cirrhosis just like booze can scared2:.
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I don't use sugar angel1
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I don't use sugar angel1
I used to use tons of it redface:
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She is tenacious and has clearly got her teeth into my liver. She wants me to have a liver scan now ::)
(https://img1.looper.com/img/gallery/hannibal-lecters-backstory-explained/intro-1568920260.jpg)
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She is tenacious and has clearly got her teeth into my liver. She wants me to have a liver scan now ::)
(https://img1.looper.com/img/gallery/hannibal-lecters-backstory-explained/intro-1568920260.jpg)
eeek:
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Had some a couple of weeks back. Quack demands a face to face in the morning to "discuss" the results.
Why do I feel a wrist slapping coming on with the inevitable "How much do you drink" question? ::)
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Had some a couple of weeks back. Quack demands a face to face in the morning to "discuss" the results.
Why do I feel a wrist slapping coming on with the inevitable "How much do you drink" question? ::)
lol: lol: lol:
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QUack: Here are your blood test results and they are all fine, though your liver reading is slightly elevated. How much do you drink? ::)
I lie and she knows that I am lying. We move on.
Your blood sugar is also a bit elevated. Can you cut down on sugar.
Me: I never buy sugar and I do not eat chocolate.
QUack: What about fruit?
Me: Oh yes, lots of fruit. It is good for you, you know
QUack: No, it is full of sugar!!! Cut down on fruit!!
Banghead
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QUack: Here are your blood test results and they are all fine, though your liver reading is slightly elevated. How much do you drink? ::)
I lie and she knows that I am lying. We move on.
Your blood sugar is also a bit elevated. Can you cut down on sugar.
Me: I never buy sugar and I do not eat chocolate.
QUack: What about fruit?
Me: Oh yes, lots of fruit. It is good for you, you know
QUack: No, it is full of sugar!!! Cut down on fruit!!
Banghead
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Lay off the booze for three days before the test - that fools them! Thumbs:
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I am too bizzy cutting out FRUIT!!! Banghead
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Must sell those banana futures