The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: MargaRita on September 15, 2007, 04:30:39 PM
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all shy.
I can't find where to say hello. And I is new redface:
(I wondered where all the old b**gers* had disappeared to)
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You can say hello here. From whence do you come?
Have you come with a friend?
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all shy.
I can't find where to say hello. And I is new redface:
(I wondered where all the old b**gers* had disappeared to)
As good a place as any ..... Hello and welcome.
Barman is in the cellar ..... I'm sure he'll have a Bishop's Finger ready for you in a minute or two. ;)
And which old b*gger are you? Giz a clue there's a sport.
Errrrr... Your choice of thread title ~ nothing to do with tomatoes and keyboards is it?
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Nickless, I come from a land far, far away. Where grumpy unicorns gambol through the trees and disappear from sight if you look at them (no, hang on, that's leprechauns).
*tries a smiley again* noooo:
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You have to have done ten posts before you get access to the smileys.
OK?
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nothing to do with tomatoes and keyboards is it?
Que?
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nothing to do with tomatoes and keyboards is it?
Que?
http://www.move-to-cyprus.com/virtual-pub/SMF/index.php?topic=1461.0
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Snoops, one doesn't like to boast while giving a hint.
But DS is my affianced. ;)
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Ah, I was wondering where you had gone!
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Nick, you are such a fibber! bs:
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Arrggghhhhhhhhh!
Does he know you've tracked him down petal?
There'll be blood on the carpets again ~ I can see it now.
Anyway yopu really are very welcome. Nice to see you.
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Tsk. We were enguiring of DS about you a few weeks back. He denied all knowledge noooo:
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So this one works ;) but this one doesn't? sad24:
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Thanks guys. ;D (that was a smiley smiley)
But . . . . . . . . . . (don't tell anyone) he told me where to find you.
Although it took me six months to try.
And a couple more before I find you again, I think lol:
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Yes the "Standard" emoticons work for all but from post 11 (ie after you have posted 10) you can use them all. Silly security measure we're told.
Anyway you know most of us I suspect so I'll not bother with the intros.
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Thanks guys. ;D (that was a smiley smiley)
But . . . . . . . . . . (don't tell anyone) he told me where to find you.
Although it took me six months to try.
And a couple more before I find you again, I think lol:
Pleased to see you, Better a good 'un that took six months than one that arrives early and needs booting out. whistle:
cloud9:
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Welcome MargaRita! ;D
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and a welcome from me too
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Someone PM me please, cus I ain't gorra clue. ::)
Right on sis anyway. ;)
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Snoops, one doesn't like to boast while giving a hint.
But DS is my affianced. ;)
My heart burns and beats like a caged bird. cloud9:
I hope the coffee hasn't damaged the pacemaker permanently.
Welcome my dear, I thought the magnetism of all those brash young bloods had held you captive.
May I buy you a drink?
Barman, there was mention of an 'incentive scheme' I believe, so presumably it is on the house?
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....and while yer at it, get 'is 100 KAAARMA points sorted too.
OK?
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Whose?
Growler is over excited I fear
And I see "A Guest" is checking out this thread carefully. Could be "A Big Boy" scared2:
BEREK. Get 'em boy!
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....and while yer at it, get 'is 100 KAAARMA points sorted too.
OK?
Indeed!
While you are in a smiting-frenzy, I need all the help I can get. scared2:
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Whose?
Growler is over excited I fear
And I see "A Guest" is checking out this thread carefully. Could be "A Big Boy" scared2:
Bolox to that. ::)
2nd thoughts. Take them off him. He's just sent me a personally ruuude pm. evil:
That's gratitude for you.
Humph.
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100 boomerang points zooming around neverspace temporarily homeless.... eeek:
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Whose?
Growler is over excited I fear
And I see "A Guest" is checking out this thread carefully. Could be "A Big Boy" scared2:
Bolox to that. ::)
2nd thoughts. Take them off him. He's just sent me a personally ruuude pm. evil:
That's gratitude for you.
Humph.
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Pot...Kettle.
I bet you don't even know what a weasel looks like. evil:
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Anyway. Can't be arsed startin' a new thread, so I'll ask in here as is the current way, to completely take this off topic.
WHY are you lot in 'ere tonight? I'm normally sittin' in here mumblin' to meself like.
TV shite?
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Like bees around a (new) honeypot maybe?
Whaddyatalkinaboutanyroad? I am usually 'on duty' here ALONE.
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I bet you don't even know what a weasel looks like. evil:
Familiar? rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi27.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc172%2Fb0nz0%2FWeasels20Office.jpg&hash=5ad395046f06c9ca88767fbe695aedac6a06bd47)
Don't forget to wash yer 'ands now. whistle:
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QUe?
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Whaddyatalkinaboutanyroad?
Is that the longest road name in Wales like?
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The A49 was long last night noooo:
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The A49 was long last night noooo:
Ross on Wye to Bamber Bridge. 231 Km long. angel1
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We don't allow Kilo meters into Wales - What's that in old money?
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We don't allow Kilo meters into Wales - What's that in old money?
noooo: 143 / 144 miles. Exactly how accurate do you want that? rubschin:
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....and while yer at it, get 'is 100 KAAARMA points sorted too.
OK?
Thanks for reminding me (no need to shout tho).
100 points have been prised from my grasping fingers? evil:
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....and while yer at it, get 'is 100 KAAARMA points sorted too.
OK?
Thanks for reminding me (no need to shout tho).
100 points have been prised from my grasping fingers? evil:
I am overwhelmed. redface:
A free drink wouldn't have gone amiss either.
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We don't allow Kilo meters into Wales - What's that in old money?
noooo: 143 / 144 miles. Exactly how accurate do you want that? rubschin:
That'll do redface:
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Welcome Rita. I expect more of your Fizzy comments...
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....and while yer at it, get 'is 100 KAAARMA points sorted too.
OK?
Thanks for reminding me (no need to shout tho).
100 points have been prised from my grasping fingers? evil:
I am overwhelmed. redface:
A free drink wouldn't have gone amiss either.
I'll let you thank me publicly then DS....you old weasel. ;)
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You trying to start a +100 club or sommat?
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Positive karma is for girls... whistle:
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....and while yer at it, get 'is 100 KAAARMA points sorted too.
OK?
Thanks for reminding me (no need to shout tho).
100 points have been prised from my grasping fingers? evil:
I am overwhelmed. redface:
A free drink wouldn't have gone amiss either.
I'll let you thank me publicly then DS....you old weasel. ;)
I should like to thank publicly, my dear old scouser chum Growler, for taking time off his thriving hub-cap business, to goad Barman into paying his dues. evil:
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....and while yer at it, get 'is 100 KAAARMA points sorted too.
OK?
Thanks for reminding me (no need to shout tho).
100 points have been prised from my grasping fingers? evil:
I am overwhelmed. redface:
A free drink wouldn't have gone amiss either.
I'll let you thank me publicly then DS....you old weasel. ;)
I should like to thank publicly, my dear old scouser chum Growler, for taking time off his thriving hub-cap business, to goad Barman into paying his dues. evil:
Said like a man...
girl
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Said like a man...
girl
Shouldn't you be rodding your flue or prancing around with a feather duster geting the brick dust off your netball trophies?
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Said like a man...
girl
Shouldn't you be rodding your flue or prancing around with a feather duster geting the brick dust off your netball trophies?
I?m halfway through covering everything up with dust sheets. whistle:
With hindsight, I should have left the lights ?til last and could have worked a little later. noooo:
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When I saw the title I thought you were going to tell us about an accident you had . eyes:
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Positive karma is for girls... whistle:
Not sure Wenchy would agree just now... whistle:
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When I saw the title I thought you were going to tell us about an accident you had . eyes:
Well, I didn't start it! point:
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Positive karma is for girls... whistle:
Not sure Wenchy would agree just now... whistle:
Positive karma is for ... I don't know. Is there anyone here that has been here more than a week that has positive karma? I really don't know what I've done. sad24:
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Positive karma is for girls... whistle:
Not sure Wenchy would agree just now... whistle:
Positive karma is for ... I don't know. Is there anyone here that has been here more than a week that has positive karma? I really don't know what I've done. sad24:
Nor me... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fsad052.gif&hash=a976b2db182fcc25f8371a1f8da065932e60fff4) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
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Positive karma is for girls... whistle:
Not sure Wenchy would agree just now... whistle:
Positive karma is for ... I don't know. Is there anyone here that has been here more than a week that has positive karma? I really don't know what I've done. sad24:
Me? That is because I am cute and may have saved you from a fate worse than death
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Positive karma is for girls... whistle:
Not sure Wenchy would agree just now... whistle:
Positive karma is for ... I don't know. Is there anyone here that has been here more than a week that has positive karma? I really don't know what I've done. sad24:
Me? That is because I am cute and may have saved you from a fate worse than death
Cute? point:
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Yes.... under certain light conditions eyes:
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What is this thread about?
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shrugs:
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What is this thread about?
Dunno, but it has just reminded me that I never did get the Karma points for digging Mozo out and getting him to pop his head in here so.... Oi Barman....Where's me points then? whistle:
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What is this thread about?
Dunno, but it has just reminded me that I never did get the Karma points for digging Mozo out and getting him to pop his head in here so.... Oi Barman....Where's me points then? whistle:
Do you really want minus fifty million squillion points?
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What is this thread about?
Dunno, but it has just reminded me that I never did get the Karma points for digging Mozo out and getting him to pop his head in here so.... Oi Barman....Where's me points then? whistle:
Do you really want minus fifty million squillion points?
I wuz promised 100 + points, now what have I done wrong. noooo:
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What is this thread about?
Dunno, but it has just reminded me that I never did get the Karma points for digging Mozo out and getting him to pop his head in here so.... Oi Barman....Where's me points then? whistle:
Do you really want minus fifty million squillion points?
I wuz promised 100 + points, now what have I done wrong. noooo:
Cough Mozo
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Cough Mozo
;) fisherman's friend? whistle:
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Cough Mozo
;) fisherman's friend? whistle:
Is he? I never knew that... noooo:
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Keep wriggling... tunble:
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I think along the same lines as Ming the the lib dem gaffer, we should share the wealth. All those with surplus points should pass them on to the needy like Berek and Nick noooo:
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As they sow .... so shall they reap. whistle:
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As they sow .... so shall they reap. whistle:
But you would say that wouldn't you?
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Would you like a flake in that -99?
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Would you like a flake in that -99?
redface:
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Positive karma is for girls... whistle:
Not sure Wenchy would agree just now... whistle:
Positive karma is for ... I don't know. Is there anyone here that has been here more than a week that has positive karma? I really don't know what I've done. sad24:
happy100 I never could resist a weeping wench even if she did double my negative karma while I was away........ rubschin: ...........hmmmm hang on a moment.
Nope, changed my mind......SMITE freddy:
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I think along the same lines as Ming the the lib dem gaffer, we should share the wealth. All those with surplus points should pass them on to the needy like Berek and Nick noooo:
They can have my three karma points too.
I don't want to come back.
This time around has been bad enough. cry:
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I think along the same lines as Ming the the lib dem gaffer, we should share the wealth. All those with surplus points should pass them on to the needy like Berek and Nick noooo:
They can have my three karma points too.
I don't want to come back.
This time around has been bad enough. cry:
Oh for Heaven's sake .... not another one. char090
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Was it something I said?
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Was it something I said?
It usually is. ::)
A large Port and Lemon might turn her back. ;)
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Or a turkey. Stuffed.