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Come Inside... => Petrol/Diesel/Red Diesel/Aviation Fuel Head Zone => Topic started by: Nick on March 28, 2021, 07:55:35 AM
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The Unlock button on Nicole's car key has worn out evil: I have to fiddle around with the pointy key to open the PASSENGER door (bloody French evil:).
To supply a new key and programme it will cost £200 evil: evil: evil: Shocked:
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The Unlock button on Nicole's car key has worn out evil: I have to fiddle around with the pointy key to open the PASSENGER door (bloody French evil:).
To supply a new key and programme it will cost £200 evil: evil: evil: Shocked:
Bleddy hell! Shocked:
Apey prolly has a 'mate' that can nick one for you or make one out of an old coat hanger or summat... whistle:
Might be worth getting a new battery for Kia_ora's fob... rubschin:
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The Unlock button on Nicole's car key has worn out evil: I have to fiddle around with the pointy key to open the PASSENGER door (bloody French evil:).
To supply a new key and programme it will cost £200 evil: evil: evil: Shocked:
Bleddy hell! Shocked:
Apey prolly has a 'mate' that can nick one for you or make one out of an old coat hanger or summat... whistle:
Might be worth getting a new battery for Kia_ora's fob... rubschin:
cussing:
Not now .. redface:
They were called "grabbers"...could copy your code from 10ft.... Thumbs:
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The Unlock button on Nicole's car key has worn out evil: I have to fiddle around with the pointy key to open the PASSENGER door (bloody French evil:).
To supply a new key and programme it will cost £200 evil: evil: evil: Shocked:
Did you only get one smart key with the car?
But yes if you want a new dealer supplied key nowadays they are that much because for security reasons they often have to come all the way from the HQ of the car marque
If you've got the key then try Timpsons (other key repairers are available)
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Only one key noooo:
Will try Timpson's tomorrow :thumbsup:
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Only one key noooo:
Will try Timpson's tomorrow :thumbsup:
Popcorn:
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Only one key noooo:
Will try Timpson's tomorrow :thumbsup:
Popcorn:
That reminds me ..top totty has spare key for merc ...I need to pick up..... rubschin:
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Only one key noooo:
Will try Timpson's tomorrow :thumbsup:
Popcorn:
That reminds me ..top totty has spare key for merc ...I need to pick up..... rubschin:
happy001 You should know that's the oldest trick in the book. It will disappear from outside a bar one evening and Totty will have emigrated.
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Only one key noooo:
Will try Timpson's tomorrow :thumbsup:
Popcorn:
That reminds me ..top totty has spare key for merc ...I need to pick up..... rubschin:
happy001 You should know that's the oldest trick in the book. It will disappear from outside a bar one evening and Totty will have emigrated.
Yep
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Only one key noooo:
Will try Timpson's tomorrow :thumbsup:
Popcorn:
That reminds me ..top totty has spare key for merc ...I need to pick up..... rubschin:
happy001 You should know that's the oldest trick in the book. It will disappear from outside a bar one evening and Totty will have emigrated.
Yep
^^^ wot they said ^^^ noooo:
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to be fair it's hard to count keys when you're looking at norks
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Have discovered I can trick the key into working by pressing the lock button first and then then unlock Shrugs:
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Have discovered I can trick the key into working by pressing the lock button first and then then unlock Shrugs:
"electrickery"............ noooo:
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Have discovered I can trick the key into working by pressing the lock button first and then then unlock Shrugs:
"electrickery"............ noooo:
New pub sweepstake folks, how long before Nick manages to completely break the lock and for a bonus will he jam the locks closed so he can't get in or open so he can't risk leaving the car anywhere. whistle:
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Have discovered I can trick the key into working by pressing the lock button first and then then unlock Shrugs:
rubschin: doesn't sound like a good sign for the future of it
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May have to fork out the £200 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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May have to fork out the £200 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Fork won't work ... noooo: only older cars ..
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May have to fork out the £200 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Fork won't work ... noooo: only older cars ..
happy001
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May have to fork out the £200 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Fork won't work ... noooo: only older cars ..
happy001
lol: lol: lol:
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May have to fork out the £200 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Fork won't work ... noooo: only older cars ..
happy001
happy001 happy001
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Have discovered I can trick the key into working by pressing the lock button first and then then unlock Shrugs:
Have you tried pressing the Lock button when you walk away from the car and pressing the Unlock button when you return to it?
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Have discovered I can trick the key into working by pressing the lock button first and then then unlock Shrugs:
Have you tried pressing the Lock button when you walk away from the car and pressing the Unlock button when you return to it?
lol: lol: lol:
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evil:
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The nice man at Timpsons who was cutting keys for me today says they can clone any car key
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rubschin: rubschin:
Back to Timpson's it is :thumbsup:
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Drew a blank at Timpson's this time, so decided to soldier on with the dodgy key fob.
It failed earlier and I was left sitting in a hunk of non moving metal.
Had already had quotes for £200+ but I was on the 6th floor of a car park and needed to get home.
Called the £200+ folks who were useless (Out of Stock)
Googled and found someone else. He said he would come out and make me a new key but had to travel from Derby and could be an hour or more. Cost would be £120 rubschin:
Very nice Rastafarian guy turned up and did the job in no time. I braced myself for the inevitable, "Yes the key is £120 but my call out charge is umpteen gazillion...."
Nope. £120 it was Shocked:
But cash only. I had no cash. He followed me to a garage with a cash point. I gave him £130.
Top Man :thumbsup:
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Drew a blank at Timpson's this time, so decided to soldier on with the dodgy key fob.
It failed earlier and I was left sitting in a hunk of non moving metal.
Had already had quotes for £200+ but I was on the 6th floor of a car park and needed to get home.
Called the £200+ folks who were useless (Out of Stock)
Googled and found someone else. He said he would come out and make me a new key but had to travel from Derby and could be an hour or more. Cost would be £120 rubschin:
Very nice Rastafarian guy turned up and did the job in no time. I braced myself for the inevitable, "Yes the key is £120 but my call out charge is umpteen gazillion...."
Nope. £120 it was Shocked:
But cash only. I had no cash. He followed me to a garage with a cash point. I gave him £130.
Top Man :thumbsup:
happ096
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Drew a blank at Timpson's this time, so decided to soldier on with the dodgy key fob.
It failed earlier and I was left sitting in a hunk of non moving metal.
Had already had quotes for £200+ but I was on the 6th floor of a car park and needed to get home.
Called the £200+ folks who were useless (Out of Stock)
Googled and found someone else. He said he would come out and make me a new key but had to travel from Derby and could be an hour or more. Cost would be £120 rubschin:
Very nice Rastafarian guy turned up and did the job in no time. I braced myself for the inevitable, "Yes the key is £120 but my call out charge is umpteen gazillion...."
Nope. £120 it was Shocked:
But cash only. I had no cash. He followed me to a garage with a cash point. I gave him £130.
Top Man :thumbsup:
happ096
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Drew a blank at Timpson's this time, so decided to soldier on with the dodgy key fob.
It failed earlier and I was left sitting in a hunk of non moving metal.
Had already had quotes for £200+ but I was on the 6th floor of a car park and needed to get home.
Called the £200+ folks who were useless (Out of Stock)
Googled and found someone else. He said he would come out and make me a new key but had to travel from Derby and could be an hour or more. Cost would be £120 rubschin:
Very nice Rastafarian guy turned up and did the job in no time. I braced myself for the inevitable, "Yes the key is £120 but my call out charge is umpteen gazillion...."
Nope. £120 it was Shocked:
But cash only. I had no cash. He followed me to a garage with a cash point. I gave him £130.
Top Man :thumbsup:
You do know he made a copy for himself ... noooo: (start a stolen car thread ) .. whistle:
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Took key in for a, new battery last week and it hasn't worked properly since. Couldn't lock car! Quote for new, key card £210 Shocked:
Took her in for a service today and mentioned key problem. The garage Che med the key and found the muppet at Timpson had used a pice of Blu Tak to hold the battery in place! cussing:
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Took key in for a, new battery last week and it hasn't worked properly since. Couldn't lock car! Quote for new, key card £210 Shocked:
Took her in for a service today and mentioned key problem. The garage Che med the key and found the muppet at Timpson had used a pice of Blu Tak to hold the battery in place! cussing:
noooo:
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And this tablet really fucks up my spelling evil:
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Took key in for a, new battery last week and it hasn't worked properly since. Couldn't lock car! Quote for new, key card £210 Shocked:
Took her in for a service today and mentioned key problem. The garage Che med the key and found the muppet at Timpson had used a pice of Blu Tak to hold the battery in place! cussing:
noooo:
noooo: noooo:
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Key card failed again evil:
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Key card failed again evil:
noooo:
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£170 noooo:
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£170 noooo:
Ouch! noooo: noooo: