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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: apc2010 on April 15, 2021, 11:42:59 AM

Title: Beyond Stupid part ..??
Post by: apc2010 on April 15, 2021, 11:42:59 AM
Right to explain ..there is one "yatch"/boat company here in Cyprus that does weddings/receptions ..about 2 years ago they announced they were building a super one ...

They had artist's impressions etc ..then build photos ..and finally ready ..they have been taking bookings for 2 years .....

So maybe putting it up for SALE on FB is not a good idea ... lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: 

1.4 million .. eeek:   

and just a thought .. rubschin:  I think maybe advertising it on "Buy n Sell in Paphos" ..maybe not be hitting the required market ... noooo:  and also let's all the people who have booked this... you are flogging it !!!!

off to get popcorn ... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Beyond Stupid part ..??
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2021, 06:39:38 AM
LL is trying to take a selfie on her phone...

...but the picture is blurry... She thinks she has selected the 'blurry' setting by accident... ::)

I suggest that the lens needs cleaning...  Thumbs:

So she cleans the lens on the back of the phone and says, "nope that hasn't helped".  Banghead
Title: Re: Beyond Stupid part ..??
Post by: Steve on June 30, 2021, 07:48:45 AM
LL is trying to take a selfie on her phone...

...but the picture is blurry... She thinks she has selected the 'blurry' setting by accident... ::)

I suggest that the lens needs cleaning...  Thumbs:

So she cleans the lens on the back of the phone and says, "nope that hasn't helped".  Banghead
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Beyond Stupid part ..??
Post by: apc2010 on July 30, 2021, 09:06:21 PM
Well ........get a msg tonight from a Dj I employ/use  ...needs help with music (NOT working for me ) ..I reply with answers .. Thumbs: 

Now I do not have a problem with this .....my competitors often ask me as I like music and have a "bizarre?" knowledge.....

BUT ...once I have helped you ..(BTW it was Harry J. All Stars.... Liquidator )...

DO NOT ask for a pay rise ... eeek: noooo: noooo:  I just had to reduce MY fee for 2 weddings next week and this week worked at the "zoo" for my competitor for less than I pay my guys  ...at the moment just glad to be working ...
Title: Re: Beyond Stupid part ..??
Post by: Steve on July 30, 2021, 11:33:43 PM
Well ........get a msg tonight from a Dj I employ/use  ...needs help with music (NOT working for me ) ..I reply with answers .. Thumbs: 

Now I do not have a problem with this .....my competitors often ask me as I like music and have a "bizarre?" knowledge.....

BUT ...once I have helped you ..(BTW it was Harry J. All Stars.... Liquidator )...

DO NOT ask for a pay rise ... eeek: noooo: noooo:  I just had to reduce MY fee for 2 weddings next week and this week worked at the "zoo" for my competitor for less than I pay my guys  ...at the moment just glad to be working ...
Sounds like a stupid prat
Title: Re: Beyond Stupid part ..??
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2021, 04:06:53 AM
Well ........get a msg tonight from a Dj I employ/use  ...needs help with music (NOT working for me ) ..I reply with answers .. Thumbs: 

Now I do not have a problem with this .....my competitors often ask me as I like music and have a "bizarre?" knowledge.....

BUT ...once I have helped you ..(BTW it was Harry J. All Stars.... Liquidator )...

DO NOT ask for a pay rise ... eeek: noooo: noooo:  I just had to reduce MY fee for 2 weddings next week and this week worked at the "zoo" for my competitor for less than I pay my guys  ...at the moment just glad to be working ...

 noooo:
Title: Re: Beyond Stupid part ..??
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2021, 08:26:59 AM
LL is trying to take a selfie on her phone...

...but the picture is blurry... She thinks she has selected the 'blurry' setting by accident... ::)

I suggest that the lens needs cleaning...  Thumbs:

So she cleans the lens on the back of the phone and says, "nope that hasn't helped".  Banghead
lol: lol: lol:

The day that BM finally realises LL is just winding him up we are going to lose so much entertainment  lol:
Title: Re: Beyond Stupid part ..??
Post by: apc2010 on August 02, 2021, 11:11:15 AM
WOW just WOW ..on the ask Paphos site ..an expat has asked if "we" could raise money for the Fires in Turkey ... eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

How the F**K can someone live here and not know the hatred or problem with Turkey ... noooo: noooo: noooo:

I will offer 2 galloons of 4 star ...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Beyond Stupid part ..??
Post by: Barman on August 03, 2021, 03:59:15 AM
WOW just WOW ..on the ask Paphos site ..an expat has asked if "we" could raise money for the Fires in Turkey ... eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

How the F**K can someone live here and not know the hatred or problem with Turkey ... noooo: noooo: noooo:

I will offer 2 galloons of 4 star ...... Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol: noooo:
Title: Re: Beyond Stupid part ..??
Post by: apc2010 on October 23, 2021, 04:54:35 PM
One of my Brides 2b ...has asked how long is the song for walking down the aisle ??

So I ask "what song have you picked "...

"I haven't yet " .....


 rubschin: rubschin: noooo: noooo:

(BTW I have nothing to do with the ceremony music )....
Title: Re: Beyond Stupid part ..??
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2021, 07:31:35 PM
One of my Brides 2b ...has asked how long is the song for walking down the aisle ??

So I ask "what song have you picked "...

"I haven't yet " .....


 rubschin: rubschin: noooo: noooo:

(BTW I have nothing to do with the ceremony music )....

How long is the fucking Aisle...?  ::)
Title: Re: Beyond Stupid part ..??
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2021, 08:56:12 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/Lq1Qp25J/good-god.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Lq1Qp25J)




FFS!  Banghead Banghead Banghead cussing:
Title: Re: Beyond Stupid part ..??
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2022, 10:25:08 AM
Here's an idea ....

Do not spend years complaining on FB etc that the wedding/tourist season is too short .....

Then spend all winter ( esp March /Oct ) ..complaining how cold it is .. Banghead

if you work with tourists ...

MONGS... noooo: