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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on September 17, 2007, 05:30:38 AM
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French foreign minister Bernard Kouchner says the world should prepare for war over Iran's nuclear programme.
"We have to prepare for the worst, and the worst is war," Mr Kouchner said in an interview on French TV and radio.
Source (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/6997935.stm)
And what exactly do you know about war you big surrender monkey? noooo:
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I heard that. I think they were advocating that someone else should actually have the war!
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I heard that. I think they were advocating that someone else should actually have the war!
lol: lol:
Were they looking in any particular direction at the time? whistle:
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I also see
He said a number of large French companies had been asked not to tender for business in Iran.
"We are not banning French companies from submitting. We have advised them not to. These are private companies."
"But I think that it has been heard and we are not the only ones to have done this."
So they want to make some money out of it!
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War? Did someone mention a war? Time to dust down the battle bowler, get out the string vest and sharpen the swiss army knife methinks.
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Are you French? If so don't forget the white flag.
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Moi? I fart in your general direction and your mother was an hamster....
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Moi? I fart in your general direction and your mother was an hamster....
You Sir are an imposter! You mean 'amster.
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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
razz:
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Whoo was that for? The French?
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Whoo was that for? The French?
Sounds like Big Boys Club language to me whistle:
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Not the BBC? scared2:
We will have the Barnstaple engineer here before you can say, er, nuts
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It was merely the full quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, that GOS made.
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French Soldier: You don't frighten us with your silly knees-bent running around advancing behavior!
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King Arthur: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.
French Soldier: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he will be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see.
King Arthur: What?
Sir Galahad: He said they've already got one!
King Arthur: Are you sure he's got one?
French Soldier: Oh yes, it's very nice!
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Oh, OK then
Where is that "phew" emoticon when you need it?
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French Soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.
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French Soldier: Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of silly persons!
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OK OK. You are not bonkers in that sense. OK?
noooo:
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King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
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Do you know the entire film off by heart?
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There are some queer folk about.
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There certainly are.
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Not us, though
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Oh No .. noooo:
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Getting vaguely back on track here we dont actually need to go to war with Iran. There is a much safer method of stopping them from developing their nuclear program. One plane, one parachute and Nick, after all you can pretty much guarrantee that the moment Captain Calamity landed at their facility it wouldnt be standing for much longer point:
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ONly if you come with me!
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Do you know the entire film off by heart?
No.
King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
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ONly if you come with me!
I'd rather risk the wrath of Wenchcom 1 than chance being anywhere near a building that had Captain Calamity and nuclear material in close proximity scared:
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evil:
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I take it we can expect the Iranian flag to be flying in Paris shortly whistle:
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I take it we can expect the Iranian flag to be flying in Paris shortly whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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dont get me started on the women..
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1dd_1190027067
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dont get me started on the women..
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1dd_1190027067
sick2:
Must you Berek?
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dont get me started on the women..
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1dd_1190027067
sick2: Don't look! noooo:
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I didn't dare click in.... The opening shot was enough. eeek:
What is this thread about?
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Do you know the entire film off by heart?
No.
King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
As a matter of bloody interest what the hell is samite eh? Is it like polyester?
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A heavy silk fabric, often interwoven with gold or silver, worn in the Middle Ages.
(SiL AKA "The Barrister" is a Textile Historian ~ she has written books on the subject)
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You do learn the most - interesting - things here... confused:
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You do learn the most - interesting - things here... confused:
I know, I know .... but he did ask and if it was your SiL and you had the book you'd have answered too. redface:
If you are interested in Medieval Silk Women go to: http://www.et-tu.com/soper/cgi-bin/index.cgi
If you are not then don't
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You do learn the most - interesting - things here... confused:
I just love these learning experiences lol:
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You do learn the most - interesting - things here... confused:
I just love these learning experiences lol:
I confess that I am often surprised at just how diverse the accumulated knowledge is on this board.
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You do learn the most - interesting - things here... confused:
I just love these learning experiences lol:
I confess that I am often surprised at just how diverse the accumulated knowledge is on this board.
I am far too cynical to be surprised at anything. noooo:
But this board frequently impresses me.
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Not me. It's full of nutters cry:
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Not me. It's full of nutters cry:
Quite so!
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I am only here to make up the numbers
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That makes three of us!
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That makes three of us!
Four
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I am only here to make up the numbers
The odd numbers? whistle:
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I am only here to make up the numbers
You are Gordon Brown and I claim my devaluing ?5
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I am only here to make up the numbers
I thought our statistics were doing rather too well... confused: