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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Grumpmeister on January 19, 2022, 12:22:09 PM
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Spening £2.2m to buy a rare copy of Jodorowski's Dune, how can that qualify for utter fuckwit of the year I hear you ask.
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/01/18/16/53077889-10415041-image-a-1_1642524474029.jpg)
Perhaps by paying well over the asking price because you are daft enough to think it will give you the copyright. point:
But despite paying more than one hundred times the £20,000 asking price, critics were quick to point out the book had already been online for free since 2011 and Spice DAO did not own the copyright.
happy002
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10415041/Crypto-currency-group-spend-2-2MILLION-edition-Jodorowskys-Dune.html
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Spening £2.2m to buy a rare copy of Jodorowski's Dune, how can that qualify for utter fuckwit of the year I hear you ask.
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/01/18/16/53077889-10415041-image-a-1_1642524474029.jpg)
Perhaps by paying well over the asking price because you are daft enough to think it will give you the copyright. point:
But despite paying more than one hundred times the £20,000 asking price, critics were quick to point out the book had already been online for free since 2011 and Spice DAO did not own the copyright.
happy002
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10415041/Crypto-currency-group-spend-2-2MILLION-edition-Jodorowskys-Dune.html
lol: lol: lol:
I read it elsewhere earlier - hadn't it been available on-line for years! lol:
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Spening £2.2m to buy a rare copy of Jodorowski's Dune, how can that qualify for utter fuckwit of the year I hear you ask.
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/01/18/16/53077889-10415041-image-a-1_1642524474029.jpg)
Perhaps by paying well over the asking price because you are daft enough to think it will give you the copyright. point:
But despite paying more than one hundred times the £20,000 asking price, critics were quick to point out the book had already been online for free since 2011 and Spice DAO did not own the copyright.
happy002
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10415041/Crypto-currency-group-spend-2-2MILLION-edition-Jodorowskys-Dune.html
lol: lol: lol:
I read it elsewhere earlier - hadn't it been available on-line for years! lol:
Yep, it isn't in any kind of order and the photos of the Sardaukar uniform look like a cross between a dark elf and a gimp mask
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pw/AM-JKLVIASlYcIj_lhx0P4Ju4ZYF4vpX2r9HIpxElcYuTJ8je_9nNw9_vDadK2wZ0ttd2T_lQvCRFikWduEzlAuJDcEt8Azn_h2edBzDuu8bO7KKY4mBEC4QAVsQnupezfP0xONIGAcYxIaENX1oljx_qsNf_w=s500-no?authuser=0)
but here it is lol:
https://photos.google.com/share/AF1QipNGBuasYa_WETf7sF6Q9W3SN-X7oiB3jrh5QDMMNQPQl9xgS3cua--BhRr-BImP1w?key=QmE1WTR0Z0FtZVFIalpsYVZ3LXFXMS1DUmNiUnR3
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(https://i.postimg.cc/56NQkF13/donald-trump-trump.gif) (https://postimg.cc/56NQkF13)
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I think he won it for the previous four years ;D
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Words fail me.. noooo:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10426583/This-Morning-viewers-left-baffled-ecosexuals.html
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Words fail me.. noooo:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10426583/This-Morning-viewers-left-baffled-ecosexuals.html
Mental... whacky115
Harmless tho...
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Another 'and you fell for it?' moment
Maybe this will give a clue (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annie_Sprinkle)
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Another 'and you fell for it?' moment
Maybe this will give a clue (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annie_Sprinkle)
I think it confirms her mental state.
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She's a career self publicist that knows tawdry rags like the Daily Misery will publish any idiot story
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I can't come up with the words to describe just how much of a fucking idiot this guy is. noooo:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10460039/Dashcam-footage-shows-wild-moment-driver-shoots-man-road-rage-incident-Florida.html
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I can't come up with the words to describe just how much of a fucking idiot this guy is. noooo:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10460039/Dashcam-footage-shows-wild-moment-driver-shoots-man-road-rage-incident-Florida.html
WTF???? eeek:
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I can't come up with the words to describe just how much of a fucking idiot this guy is. noooo:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10460039/Dashcam-footage-shows-wild-moment-driver-shoots-man-road-rage-incident-Florida.html
WTF???? eeek:
eeek: eeek: just completely whacky115
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Telling the homeless to go home Banghead
https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2022-03-30/l-a-s-homeless-crisis-pain-confusion-and-a-congressional-f-bomb-as-hundreds-seek-help
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Telling the homeless to go home Banghead
https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2022-03-30/l-a-s-homeless-crisis-pain-confusion-and-a-congressional-f-bomb-as-hundreds-seek-help
noooo:
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I'd like to thank the Welsh Assembly for the imminent boost to Cornwall's economy due to increased tourism. point:
Anyone with even a mote of common sense knows that adding a tourism tax now, shortly after the last restrictions have been lifted is just going to drive visitors away. noooo:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10718227/Wales-sparks-fury-tourism-tax-Hospitality-bosses-warn-proposals-charge-levy-madness.html
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I'd like to thank the Welsh Assembly for the imminent boost to Cornwall's economy due to increased tourism. point:
Anyone with even a mote of common sense knows that adding a tourism tax now, shortly after the last restrictions have been lifted is just going to drive visitors away. noooo:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10718227/Wales-sparks-fury-tourism-tax-Hospitality-bosses-warn-proposals-charge-levy-madness.html
Tourism Tax! happy002
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I'd like to thank the Welsh Assembly for the imminent boost to Cornwall's economy due to increased tourism. point:
Anyone with even a mote of common sense knows that adding a tourism tax now, shortly after the last restrictions have been lifted is just going to drive visitors away. noooo:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10718227/Wales-sparks-fury-tourism-tax-Hospitality-bosses-warn-proposals-charge-levy-madness.html
Quite.
As stupid as those council officials that think the best thing they can do for a town is charge for parking from minute 1. Result: tunble:
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I'd like to thank the Welsh Assembly for the imminent boost to Cornwall's economy due to increased tourism. point:
Anyone with even a mote of common sense knows that adding a tourism tax now, shortly after the last restrictions have been lifted is just going to drive visitors away. noooo:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10718227/Wales-sparks-fury-tourism-tax-Hospitality-bosses-warn-proposals-charge-levy-madness.html
Quite.
As stupid as those council officials that think the best thing they can do for a town is charge for parking from minute 1. Result: tunble:
Indeed...
Parking in Maidenhead used to be free after 6pm...
The council thought they were missing out on a few bob so introduced charging... The obvious result was that all the car parks were empty and the streets rammed with parked cars in the evening... ::)
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I'd like to thank the Welsh Assembly for the imminent boost to Cornwall's economy due to increased tourism. point:
Anyone with even a mote of common sense knows that adding a tourism tax now, shortly after the last restrictions have been lifted is just going to drive visitors away. noooo:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10718227/Wales-sparks-fury-tourism-tax-Hospitality-bosses-warn-proposals-charge-levy-madness.html
Quite.
As stupid as those council officials that think the best thing they can do for a town is charge for parking from minute 1. Result: tunble:
Indeed...
Parking in Maidenhead used to be free after 6pm...
The council thought they were missing out on a few bob so introduced charging... The obvious result was that all the car parks were empty and the streets rammed with parked cars in the evening... ::)
And once great high streets ruined
There are few things in life the French get right but that 30 minutes free parking system has saved many of their towns
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So in an enclosed environment at 30,000ft you get drunk and decide to piss off Mike Tyson............what could possibly go wrong..? noooo:
https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/mike-tyson-airplane?utm_source=lwc-newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=LWC%20Newsletter%20Friday%2010%20AM%20Test%202022-04-22
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So in an enclosed environment at 30,000ft you get drunk and decide to piss off Mike Tyson............what could possibly go wrong..? noooo:
https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/mike-tyson-airplane?utm_source=lwc-newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=LWC%20Newsletter%20Friday%2010%20AM%20Test%202022-04-22
noooo: noooo:
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Why the hell would you want to make yourself look like...
like...
like...
well you tell me because other than complete fuckwit I'm stumped noooo:
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/04/25/12/57021589-10750881-image-a-59_1650887126788.jpg)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10750881/Ukranian-woman-worlds-biggest-cheeks-injections.html
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To scare away the Russians?
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Words fail me.. noooo:
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Words fail me.. noooo:
(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-1eabad76b1edfd15d01e80eddf31ebde-lq)
noooo:
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Words fail me.. noooo:
(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-1eabad76b1edfd15d01e80eddf31ebde-lq)
noooo:
noooo: noooo:
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Words fail me.. noooo:
(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-1eabad76b1edfd15d01e80eddf31ebde-lq)
noooo:
noooo: noooo:
The scary thing is that she apparently has a massive online fan base. noooo:
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Words fail me.. noooo:
(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-1eabad76b1edfd15d01e80eddf31ebde-lq)
noooo:
noooo: noooo:
The scary thing is that she apparently has a massive online fan base. noooo:
Excellent! eveilgrin:
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Just an observation but going blind after getting tattooed, even if it's only temporary is usually a pretty good sign that you've gone too far. eeek:
You've spent nearly £70k to go from this..
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/04/29/08/57192885-10766331-image-m-31_1651217439259.jpg)
to this..
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/04/29/08/57192915-10766331-Amber_previously_questioned_the_lack_of_respect_and_manners_in_s-a-88_1651219023920.jpg)
Personally I think you'd have been better served spending that money on a therapist noooo:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10766331/Woman-reveals-spent-6-750-fang-implants-continue-dragon-girl-transformation.html
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Just an observation but going blind after getting tattooed, even if it's only temporary is usually a pretty good sign that you've gone too far. eeek:
You've spent nearly £70k to go from this..
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/04/29/08/57192885-10766331-image-m-31_1651217439259.jpg)
to this..
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/04/29/08/57192915-10766331-Amber_previously_questioned_the_lack_of_respect_and_manners_in_s-a-88_1651219023920.jpg)
Personally I think you'd have been better served spending that money on a therapist noooo:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10766331/Woman-reveals-spent-6-750-fang-implants-continue-dragon-girl-transformation.html
Utterly mental... noooo:
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All that money to go from a 'well you would' to a 'nobody would' noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Whoever came up with the idea of the Disinformation Governance Board. I'm pretty sure that 1984 was written as a warning and not a blueprint for society. Banghead
And then to put this genius in charge..
https://youtu.be/z7ViaOcpAIY
Well at least she can sing more or less in tune. noooo:
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I could be wrong here but I though that the concept of a cheat sheet was that you could see what was written but your audience couldn't rubschin:
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/06/24/05/59461371-10948305-President_Biden_revealed_an_extraordinarily_detailed_cheat_sheet-a-33_1656046321137.jpg)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10948305/Joe-Biden-accidentally-reveals-awkward-cheat-sheet-reminding-seat-two-minute-responses.html
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Nah, minor league stuff
How about this fool?
'Japanese man loses USB stick with entire city's personal details'
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-61921222
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Nah, minor league stuff
How about this fool?
'Japanese man loses USB stick with entire city's personal details'
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-61921222
The cynic in me thinks this is less a case of drunk idiot loses personal data as an attempt to swipe and sell it. rubschin:
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I could be wrong here but I though that the concept of a cheat sheet was that you could see what was written but your audience couldn't rubschin:
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/06/24/05/59461371-10948305-President_Biden_revealed_an_extraordinarily_detailed_cheat_sheet-a-33_1656046321137.jpg)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10948305/Joe-Biden-accidentally-reveals-awkward-cheat-sheet-reminding-seat-two-minute-responses.html
happy001
Leader of the free World eh...? noooo:
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I could be wrong here but I though that the concept of a cheat sheet was that you could see what was written but your audience couldn't rubschin:
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/06/24/05/59461371-10948305-President_Biden_revealed_an_extraordinarily_detailed_cheat_sheet-a-33_1656046321137.jpg)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10948305/Joe-Biden-accidentally-reveals-awkward-cheat-sheet-reminding-seat-two-minute-responses.html
happy001
Leader of the free World eh...? noooo:
It's the YOU take YOUR seat instruction that got me, I just have an image of him walking off with a chair noooo:
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I could be wrong here but I though that the concept of a cheat sheet was that you could see what was written but your audience couldn't rubschin:
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/06/24/05/59461371-10948305-President_Biden_revealed_an_extraordinarily_detailed_cheat_sheet-a-33_1656046321137.jpg)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10948305/Joe-Biden-accidentally-reveals-awkward-cheat-sheet-reminding-seat-two-minute-responses.html
happy001
Leader of the free World eh...? noooo:
It's the YOU take YOUR seat instruction that got me, I just have an image of him walking off with a chair noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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Prat protester shops himself?
https://twitter.com/ConorGogarty/status/1543890445490610178
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Talk like Yoda and banning stairs he wants. More efficient and kinder to elderly he thinks. BM's opinion I should seek... whistle:
Dickhead is he. Strong in the farce Kanye is. noooo:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11219655/Kanye-West-reveals-NEVER-read-book-claims-world-needs-outlaw-STAIRS.html
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Talk like Yoda and banning stairs he wants. More efficient and kinder to elderly he thinks. BM's opinion I should seek... whistle:
Dickhead is he. Strong in the farce Kanye is. noooo:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11219655/Kanye-West-reveals-NEVER-read-book-claims-world-needs-outlaw-STAIRS.html
noooo:
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Talk like Yoda and banning stairs he wants. More efficient and kinder to elderly he thinks. BM's opinion I should seek... whistle:
Dickhead is he. Strong in the farce Kanye is. noooo:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11219655/Kanye-West-reveals-NEVER-read-book-claims-world-needs-outlaw-STAIRS.html
noooo:
noooo: noooo:
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Words fail me.. noooo:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11243855/School-board-implement-dress-code-force-trans-teacher-ditch-prosthetic-breasts.html
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Words fail me.. noooo:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11243855/School-board-implement-dress-code-force-trans-teacher-ditch-prosthetic-breasts.html
I know... noooo:
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Words fail me.. noooo:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11243855/School-board-implement-dress-code-force-trans-teacher-ditch-prosthetic-breasts.html
(https://i.postimg.cc/MnLsMbZk/Fdf-DE-HXo-AMs-l-B.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/MnLsMbZk)
Is massive boob trans guy the world’s cleverest troll?
happy001
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11271793/Eco-zealot-21-poured-human-FAECES-Captain-Sir-Tom-memorial-face-criminal-charges.html
Call me a cynic but something tells me this is less about private jets and more the fact she is an ex medical student.
Personally I think she should have to clean it with her tongue. cussing:
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11271793/Eco-zealot-21-poured-human-FAECES-Captain-Sir-Tom-memorial-face-criminal-charges.html
Call me a cynic but something tells me this is less about private jets and more the fact she is an ex medical student.
Personally I think she should have to clean it with her tongue. cussing:
And then lock her away for good. Stupid b**ch is always going to feel her anger justifies outrages like this.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11271793/Eco-zealot-21-poured-human-FAECES-Captain-Sir-Tom-memorial-face-criminal-charges.html
Call me a cynic but something tells me this is less about private jets and more the fact she is an ex medical student.
Personally I think she should have to clean it with her tongue. cussing:
And then lock her away for good. Stupid b**ch is always going to feel her anger justifies outrages like this.
Unfortunately she is just one of many gormless 'professionally offended' idiots who have never done a proper day's work in their lives and think they are perfectly justified in demanding we all bow to their whims.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11271793/Eco-zealot-21-poured-human-FAECES-Captain-Sir-Tom-memorial-face-criminal-charges.html
Call me a cynic but something tells me this is less about private jets and more the fact she is an ex medical student.
Personally I think she should have to clean it with her tongue. cussing:
And then lock her away for good. Stupid b**ch is always going to feel her anger justifies outrages like this.
Unfortunately she is just one of many gormless 'professionally offended' idiots who have never done a proper day's work in their lives and think they are perfectly justified in demanding we all bow to their whims.
Good news today as the judge today has kept her locked up and said she could be looking at a 18 month sentence later this month.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-63135434
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I nominate the Colorado police that arrest a woman for a traffic offence, handcuff her in the back of a police car and park it on a railway track to be hit by a train while they run away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jCNJ0W1YDw
Amazingly she's alive: https://www.denverpost.com/2022/09/28/colorado-train-crash-woman-inside-police-car/
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11271793/Eco-zealot-21-poured-human-FAECES-Captain-Sir-Tom-memorial-face-criminal-charges.html
Call me a cynic but something tells me this is less about private jets and more the fact she is an ex medical student.
Personally I think she should have to clean it with her tongue. cussing:
And then lock her away for good. Stupid b**ch is always going to feel her anger justifies outrages like this.
Unfortunately she is just one of many gormless 'professionally offended' idiots who have never done a proper day's work in their lives and think they are perfectly justified in demanding we all bow to their whims.
Good news today as the judge today has kept her locked up and said she could be looking at a 18 month sentence later this month.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-63135434
Excellent! eveilgrin:
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These scams have been going on for decades now and are infamous. How on earth did she not realise? facepalm:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11299951/Woman-duped-27-000-Russian-astronaut-needed-rocket-landing-fees-marry-her.html
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These scams have been going on for decades now and are infamous. How on earth did she not realise? facepalm:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11299951/Woman-duped-27-000-Russian-astronaut-needed-rocket-landing-fees-marry-her.html
Is "on earth" a pun.......... rubschin:
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These scams have been going on for decades now and are infamous. How on earth did she not realise? facepalm:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11299951/Woman-duped-27-000-Russian-astronaut-needed-rocket-landing-fees-marry-her.html
Is "on earth" a pun.......... rubschin:
drumroll:
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These scams have been going on for decades now and are infamous. How on earth did she not realise? facepalm:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11299951/Woman-duped-27-000-Russian-astronaut-needed-rocket-landing-fees-marry-her.html
Is "on earth" a pun.......... rubschin:
Send me €30,000 and I'll tell you... whistle:
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These scams have been going on for decades now and are infamous. How on earth did she not realise? facepalm:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11299951/Woman-duped-27-000-Russian-astronaut-needed-rocket-landing-fees-marry-her.html
Is "on earth" a pun.......... rubschin:
You might think that, I couldn't possibly comment.. whistle:
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Albert Butler who drove for miles deliberately obstructing an emergency call ambulance
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-berkshire-63586321
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Albert Butler who drove for miles deliberately obstructing an emergency call ambulance
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-berkshire-63586321
What the fuck? eeek:
Unbelievable! Hopefully he'll be in desperate need for one in the future and they'll remember him...
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How the hell are journalists still falling for the Ligma Johnson meme happy002
https://twitter.com/papaderazon/status/1593335530774740992
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Shrugs:
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Shrugs:
Shrugs: Shrugs:
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Say it quickly
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Rahul Ligma and Daniel Johnson were fake names used by a pair of jokers who pretended to be twitter employees fired by Elon during the great purge. It was something that most people covering the events at twitter figured out pretty quickly. As Steve said say the surnames quickly. Arguably childish humour but I'm amazed that there are still journo's that think they were genuine employees, even after Elon got in on the act and 'rehired' them for a laugh.
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Lets go to the world cup and wear crusader costumes, what's the worst that can happen.. noooo:
https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1701813/England-news-fans-wearing-crusader-costumes-forced-to-strip-naked-Qatari-police-World-Cup
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Lets go to the world cup and wear crusader costumes, what's the worst that can happen.. noooo:
https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1701813/England-news-fans-wearing-crusader-costumes-forced-to-strip-naked-Qatari-police-World-Cup
Or the tart in the "barely-there" Bikini in Qatar colours ... noooo:..../
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Lets go to the world cup and wear crusader costumes, what's the worst that can happen.. noooo:
https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1701813/England-news-fans-wearing-crusader-costumes-forced-to-strip-naked-Qatari-police-World-Cup
Or the tart in the "barely-there" Bikini in Qatar colours ... noooo:..../
Things you never see at Old Trafford or the Emirates #183
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Whoever the fucking moron was who decided to swap Viktor Bout, known as the "Merchant of Death", one of the worst arms dealers of all time for BRITNEY FUCKING GRINEER!! Banghead
For nearly 20 years that bastard made a fortune selling weapons to rogue states, rebel groups and murderous warlords in Africa, Asia, and South America. Thousands have been killed with the weapons he sold until he was detained. And He gets released for a fucking idiot who took cannabis oil in a vape to Russia. I'm sure the victims of his future sales will thank whoever gave this the green light.
https://news.sky.com/story/brittney-griner-freed-in-prisoner-swap-with-russian-arms-dealer-12764074
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Whoever the fucking moron was who decided to swap Viktor Bout, known as the "Merchant of Death", one of the worst arms dealers of all time for BRITNEY FUCKING GRINEER!! Banghead
For nearly 20 years that bastard made a fortune selling weapons to rogue states, rebel groups and murderous warlords in Africa, Asia, and South America. Thousands have been killed with the weapons he sold until he was detained. And He gets released for a fucking idiot who took cannabis oil in a vape to Russia. I'm sure the victims of his future sales will thank whoever gave this the green light.
https://news.sky.com/story/brittney-griner-freed-in-prisoner-swap-with-russian-arms-dealer-12764074
And it just means Putin will organise further arrests and excessive sentences just so he can do more swaps
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I honestly can't decide if they are just taking the piss or genuinely believe what they have written.. noooo:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11558079/Film-critic-accuses-Avatar-Way-Water-cultural-appropriation-Navi-blue.html
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A last minute entry, want somewhere safe to stash your money and bonds? Shove them up the chimney.. point:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11584095/Man-stashed-17-700-chimney-cash-burned-ashes-wife-lit-fire.html