The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Computer Room => Topic started by: tel on September 17, 2007, 03:26:23 PM
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Spent some time today, trying to work out where all the disk space had gone on a drive in one of our email servers.
Answer - my boss has a 35Gb video file in his profile! Banghead
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Blackmail material?
Could be promotion at the very least.
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Spent some time today, trying to work out where all the disk space had gone on a drive in one of our email servers.
Answer - my boss has a 35Gb video file in his profile! Banghead
Surveillance material? scared2:
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All the good threads from the virtual pub? whistle:
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Blackmail material?
Could be promotion at the very least.
I have just had to deal with a situation where someone has been very stupid and made a very unacceptable video clip, and emailed it. The person who recieved the clip however was even more stupid and although they deleted it from their email, they decided to archive all their messages before the deletion.
Intelligent people who behave very stupidly when the hormones get going.
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Blackmail material?
Could be promotion at the very least.
I have just had to deal with a situation where someone has been very stupid and made a very unacceptable video clip, and emailed it. The person who recieved the clip however was even more stupid and although they deleted it from their email, they decided to archive all their messages before the deletion.
Intelligent people who behave very stupidly when the hormones get going.
Sounds very impressive ~ if only I knew WTF you were talking about.
I Know it's my fault .... not yours.
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Blackmail material?
Could be promotion at the very least.
I have just had to deal with a situation where someone has been very stupid and made a very unacceptable video clip, and emailed it. The person who recieved the clip however was even more stupid and although they deleted it from their email, they decided to archive all their messages before the deletion.
Intelligent people who behave very stupidly when the hormones get going.
Sounds very impressive ~ if only I knew WTF you were talking about.
I Know it's my fault .... not yours.
One of his users had a disgusting porno vid on his PC which he will post on here shortly.
OK?
In the boys-only section obviously.
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Oh!
Then why didn't he say so? pcwhack:
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Oh!
Then why didn't he say so? pcwhack:
It was in code... ::)
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Oh!
Then why didn't he say so? pcwhack:
It was in code... ::)
I'll route his posts via my eldest daughter in future ~ she lives in Bletchley confused:
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Oh!
Then why didn't he say so? pcwhack:
It was in code... ::)
I'll route his posts via my eldest daughter in future ~ she lives in Bletchley confused:
Try your youngest too! point:
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Is she good with enigmas then Snoopy drumroll:
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Many a true word is spoken in jest ~~~~ and you weren't even jesting sad24:
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Is she good with enigmas then Snoopy drumroll:
She is one ~ but aren't all daughters to their fathers?
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Not quite what I meant there Snoops old boy Banghead
Then again you were the WW1 hero I meant the next one whistle:
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Not quite what I meant there Snoops old boy Banghead
Then again you were the WW1 hero I meant the next one whistle:
Of course I know what you meant ..... She actually lives just outside of Bletchley but I deliberately used Bletchley as the place to send matters for decoding at Bletchley Park ~ with the Enigma machines and all that. I used to bloody guard the damned place.
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See there was a distinct lack of info on this thread. How on earth were we to know green pants were involved. I want to know further details of what said video contained. evil:
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I was wondering that too. Must go to the Secret Boys' Area and check it out.
Hang on
BLIMEY eeek:
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cussing:
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See there was a distinct lack of info on this thread. How on earth were we to know green pants were involved. I want to know further details of what said video contained. evil:
I PM'd you.
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See there was a distinct lack of info on this thread. How on earth were we to know green pants were involved. I want to know further details of what said video contained. evil:
I PM'd you.
Thank-you! redface:
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See there was a distinct lack of info on this thread. How on earth were we to know green pants were involved. I want to know further details of what said video contained. evil:
I PM'd you.
Thank-you! redface:
Be honest - did you giggle at all?
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See there was a distinct lack of info on this thread. How on earth were we to know green pants were involved. I want to know further details of what said video contained. evil:
I PM'd you.
Thank-you! redface:
Be honest - did you giggle at all?
The boss has remained in the office for lunch. I snorted tea out of my nose in an attempt to keep quiet and have had to plug in a new keyboard. redface:
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See there was a distinct lack of info on this thread. How on earth were we to know green pants were involved. I want to know further details of what said video contained. evil:
I PM'd you.
Thank-you! redface:
Be honest - did you giggle at all?
The boss has remained in the office for lunch. I snorted tea out of my nose in an attempt to keep quiet and have had to plug in a new keyboard. redface:
My directors secretary was compiling the evidence as we found, ready for the legal beagles, so had seen the text and piccies and had been ok up to that point apart from a few giggles. However she obviously got to hear that I had found a vid clip although I was the only one who had seen it. She plucked up the courage to ask to see it and then dithered for about 5 minutes. I did warn her, honest.
She played it. 30 seconds later she is screaming with laughter and I'm panicking as to what the rest of the office thinks I'm doing to/with her - this is occurring in my workshop.
Anyway she eventually calmed down, but spent the rest of the day blushing whenever we encountered each other.
The next morning was brilliant. The guy involved turned up unexpectedly. His office is directly opposite the secretary. She could not keep a straight face and could not stop blushing - made my day.
Oops.
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Pardon? Do speak up old chap.
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Pardon? Do speak up old chap.
It looks out of sequence now.
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See there was a distinct lack of info on this thread. How on earth were we to know green pants were involved. I want to know further details of what said video contained. evil:
I PM'd you.
Thank-you! redface:
Be honest - did you giggle at all?
The boss has remained in the office for lunch. I snorted tea out of my nose in an attempt to keep quiet and have had to plug in a new keyboard. redface:
My directors secretary was compiling the evidence as we found, ready for the legal beagles, so had seen the text and piccies and had been ok up to that point apart from a few giggles. However she obviously got to hear that I had found a vid clip although I was the only one who had seen it. She plucked up the courage to ask to see it and then dithered for about 5 minutes. I did warn her, honest.
She played it. 30 seconds later she is screaming with laughter and I'm panicking as to what the rest of the office thinks I'm doing to/with her - this is occurring in my workshop.
Anyway she eventually calmed down, but spent the rest of the day blushing whenever we encountered each other.
The next morning was brilliant. The guy involved turned up unexpectedly. His office is directly opposite the secretary. She could not keep a straight face and could not stop blushing - made my day.
Oops.
Oh excellent!! ;D
It is hysterical, humiliating for those involved but oh so funny!
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Pardon? Do speak up old chap.
It looks out of sequence now.
And whose fault is that. evil:
On the other hand, I could go and play with some buttons and clear it all up. rubschin:
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Don't touch the knobs!
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Leave us to play with buttons.
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What he said
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Just about to head for a pint or two aand the bloody Intranet server dies. cussing:
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Just about to head for a pint or two aand the bloody Intranet server dies. cussing:
point:
That'll teach you for trying to slope off early!
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It's just so exciting, working in It.
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Not my problem this time - our glorius parent company are the ones that caused it.
I am now drinking Young's :-)
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WHich pub? They have moved to Bedford or summat now. It's not right, I tell you!
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The beer was not up to scratch when they first moved but it usually ok now.
Will get my hands on a pint pretty soon.
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It's more than OK! My BlackBerry tells me that the Intranet is now restored. Not that I'm bothered.
Another pint, methinks...
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It's more than OK! My BlackBerry tells me that the Intranet is now restored. Not that I'm bothered.
Another pint, methinks...
Or several...
Just got back from a friend?s house, they?re just back from Islay? I?m now overwhelmed with 16 y/o malt? cool14:
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LANDLADY. HE ISN'T WORKING..
SORRY FOR SHOUTING OLD CHAP!
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It's more than OK! My BlackBerry tells me that the Intranet is now restored. Not that I'm bothered.
Another pint, methinks...
Or several...
Just got back from a friend?s house, they?re just back from Islay? I?m now overwhelmed with 16 y/o malt? cool14:
YOU ARE MEANT TO BE MOPPING THE FLOOR!!!!
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It's more than OK! My BlackBerry tells me that the Intranet is now restored. Not that I'm bothered.
Another pint, methinks...
Or several...
Just got back from a friend?s house, they?re just back from Islay? I?m now overwhelmed with 16 y/o malt? cool14:
YOU ARE MEANT TO BE MOPPING THE FLOOR!!!!
It was 9:30 and I could barely stand up... noooo:
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It's more than OK! My BlackBerry tells me that the Intranet is now restored. Not that I'm bothered.
Another pint, methinks...
Or several...
Just got back from a friend?s house, they?re just back from Islay? I?m now overwhelmed with 16 y/o malt? cool14:
YOU ARE MEANT TO BE MOPPING THE FLOOR!!!!
It was 9:30 and I could barely stand up... noooo:
Fine effort Bar Man. Have a clap.
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It's more than OK! My BlackBerry tells me that the Intranet is now restored. Not that I'm bothered.
Another pint, methinks...
Or several...
Just got back from a friend?s house, they?re just back from Islay? I?m now overwhelmed with 16 y/o malt? cool14:
YOU ARE MEANT TO BE MOPPING THE FLOOR!!!!
It was 9:30 and I could barely stand up... noooo:
Fine effort Bar Man. Have a clap.
Thank you... Bruichladdich was the stuff... cloud9:
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noooo:
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noooo:
No Moldovian artistes tho... noooo:
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noooo:
No Moldovian artistes tho... noooo:
Oh poor you. ::)
Where on earth did that story start anyway? What are Moldovian artistes?
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noooo:
No Moldovian artistes tho... noooo:
Oh poor you. ::)
Where on earth did that story start anyway? What are Moldovian artistes?
Prostitution is illegal in Cyprus although they estimate that there is a prostitute for every seven men. They come into the country as ?artistes? to 'dance' in 'caberets' and largely come from Moldavia which is apparently one of the poorest countries in the world?
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Ahhhhh!
When we lived in Germany we lived in a house that had previously been of ill repute for the American base near us. Led to some ummm interesting conversation in the doorsteps for my Mum and Dad. lol:
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YOu could have enhanced your pocket money ::)
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YOu could have enhanced your pocket money ::)
I was 6. eeek:
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Prolly not then.
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Prolly not then.
P'rhaps
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eeek:
Precocious too noooo: