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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on March 12, 2022, 02:29:21 PM
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Good valuation :thumbsup:
Place looking good :thumbsup:
Vacant possession :thumbsup:
But then:
War breaks out. Threat of tactical nuclear weapons eeek:. Petrol and other fuel prices noooo: Inflation goes bonkers noooo: Interest rates? noooo: Global recession noooo:
scared2:
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Good valuation :thumbsup:
Place looking good :thumbsup:
Vacant possession :thumbsup:
But then:
War breaks out. Threat of tactical nuclear weapons eeek:. Petrol and other fuel prices noooo: Inflation goes bonkers noooo: Interest rates? noooo: Global recession noooo:
scared2:
So we can blame you then?
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evil:
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Ground floor flat in a Grade 2 listed building in a posh and central area. Surely someone.......
(https://i.postimg.cc/23nmM751/flat.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/23nmM751)
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My Russian friend (the lovely Natalie eyes:) has just sold her apartment... Unfortunately she sold it to another Russian who now can't transfer the money... noooo:
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Perhaps you can offer her a bed whistle: ::)
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First viewing booked :thumbsup: scared2:
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First viewing booked :thumbsup: scared2:
cloud9:
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He's Italian rubschin:
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He's Italian rubschin:
Not Russian = Thumbs:
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He's Italian rubschin:
Someone looking for Miss I's knickers?
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I have those in safe keeping eyes:
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I am now paying two sets of Carncil Tax to the same LA until my flat is sold. I wrote to the Carncil to see if "a poor old pensioner" could get some kind of discount
They have replied, saying that they are INCREASING my Carncil Tax as I am only entitled to one Single Person Discount Banghead Banghead Banghead cussing:
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I am now paying two sets of Carncil Tax to the same LA until my flat is sold. I wrote to the Carncil to see if "a poor old pensioner" could get some kind of discount
They have replied, saying that they are INCREASING my Carncil Tax as I am only entitled to one Single Person Discount Banghead Banghead Banghead cussing:
point:
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sad32: sad32: sad32:
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noooo:
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If I hadn't enquired about a discount they might not have spotted I am paying on both addresses (different account numbers) Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Well you are an idle rich dual property owner . . . . .
(I'm just idle and they want over 3 grand off me next year)
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evil: evil:
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Was expecting to get 2 x £150 Carncil Tax rebate but letter today says empty properties do not qualify cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Banghead Banghead
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Was expecting to get 2 x £150 Carncil Tax rebate but letter today says empty properties do not qualify cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Banghead Banghead
Blame Miss D....... noooo:
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Good news is that I have had an offer :thumbsup:
Bad news is that it is £30K below the asking price evil:
Told them to get lost
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Good news is that I have had an offer :thumbsup:
Bad news is that it is £30K below the asking price evil:
Told them to get lost
Thumbs:
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Good news is that I have had an offer :thumbsup:
Bad news is that it is £30K below the asking price evil:
Told them to get lost
rubschin: always a difficult call but when they've only offered a fiver I think you're right to turn it down
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Good news is that I have had an offer :thumbsup:
Bad news is that it is £30K below the asking price evil:
Told them to get lost
rubschin: always a difficult call but when they've only offered a fiver I think you're right to turn it down
lol: lol: lol:
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evil:
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angel1
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Mr Cheapskate is going back tomorrow AND Saturday for another look rubschin:
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Mr Cheapskate is going back tomorrow AND Saturday for another look rubschin:
Encouraging :thumbsup:
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Mr Cheapskate is going back tomorrow AND Saturday for another look rubschin:
Encouraging :thumbsup:
Buying signals for sure! Thumbs:
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He cancelled evil:
Have instructed agent to drop the price by £10k but prepared to go further in view of the shitstorm of inflation and interest rates....
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He cancelled evil:
Have instructed agent to drop the price by £10k but prepared to go further in view of the shitstorm of inflation and interest rates....
Oh woes
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Mr Cheapskate has booked another viewing rubschin: rubschin:
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Mr Cheapskate has booked another viewing rubschin: rubschin:
:thumbsup:
You should cancel it now. That'll show him not to be a ditherer
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Mr Cheapskate has booked another viewing rubschin: rubschin:
:thumbsup:
You should cancel it now. That'll show him not to be a ditherer
lol: lol: lol:
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Have now moved to "Offers in excess of...." to shift the flat into a different price band in RightMove noooo:
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Now playing "who is going to blink first?" with someone bidding on the flat
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Now playing "who is going to blink first?" with someone bidding on the flat
Excellent! Thumbs:
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He blinked and offered an extra £10K eveilgrin:
Declined as somone who already made a higher offer, also declined, is returning to view the place again on Tuesday whistle:
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He blinked and offered an extra £10K eveilgrin:
Declined as somone who already made a higher offer, also declined, is returning to view the place again on Tuesday whistle:
Poker beard! lol:
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All done by dashboard messages whistle:
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All done by dashboard messages whistle:
So smoke signals then...... rubschin:
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Finally, 2 realistic offers at once but with odd conditions. One specifies "nothing to be left in the flat". Um, it is empty!
The other says "offer will be reduced if I find anything unexpected" rubschin:
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Finally, 2 realistic offers at once but with odd conditions. One specifies "nothing to be left in the flat". Um, it is empty!
The other says "offer will be reduced if I find anything unexpected" rubschin:
rubschin:
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Bad news is that the weirdo who wanted "nothing left in the flat" turns out to be a Canadian serial killer in a prison cell in Toronto with access to the internet eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Good news is that I have just accepted a much higher offer from a very nice couple who love the place Shocked: Shocked:
We just have to get through the survey now scared2:
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Bad news is that the weirdo who wanted "nothing left in the flat" turns out to be a Canadian serial killer in a prison cell in Toronto with access to the internet eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Good news is that I have just accepted a much higher offer from a very nice couple who love the place Shocked: Shocked:
We just have to get through the survey now scared2:
happy001
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Thumbs:
Do you have to have some energy compliance thing...?
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All done already by the Agent. I have told the buyers no further negotiation angel1
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Bad news is that the weirdo who wanted "nothing left in the flat" turns out to be a Canadian serial killer in a prison cell in Toronto with access to the internet eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Good news is that I have just accepted a much higher offer from a very nice couple who love the place Shocked: Shocked:
We just have to get through the survey now scared2:
:thumbsup:
But just think of what a thread it'd made if you'd gone for the Canuk
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Instinct said there was something off about the offer from the get go...........
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Bad news is that the weirdo who wanted "nothing left in the flat" turns out to be a Canadian serial killer in a prison cell in Toronto with access to the internet eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Good news is that I have just accepted a much higher offer from a very nice couple who love the place Shocked: Shocked:
We just have to get through the survey now scared2:
:thumbsup:
But just think of what a thread it'd made if you'd gone for the Canuk
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Did the Canadian insist on floorboards that could be lifted easily ? rubschin:
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She was asking some odd questions scared2:
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Did the Canadian insist on floorboards that could be lifted easily ? rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
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Did the Canadian insist on floorboards that could be lifted easily ? rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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She was asking some odd questions scared2:
Why do I get the feeling that Nick's definition of odd is normality for the rest of us..? rubschin:
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SO the conveyancers have been in touch and want me to fill in some forms!!
I spent two hours answering some questions about absolutely everything but there were some Yes/No questions I either could not understand (legalese) or could not answer
I asked them to call me
Very helpful young lady called and we went through the Yes/No problems
IN EACH CASE EITHER YES OR NO WAS THE CORRECT ANSWER Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
If it had been a TV quiz show I would have walked away a fucking millionaire
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SO the conveyancers have been in touch and want me to fill in some forms!!
I spent two hours answering some questions about absolutely everything but there were some Yes/No questions I either could not understand (legalese) or could not answer
I asked them to call me
Very helpful young lady called and we went through the Yes/No problems
IN EACH CASE EITHER YES OR NO WAS THE CORRECT ANSWER Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
If it had been a TV quiz show I would have walked away a fucking millionaire
happy001
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And then she said that the form was not mandatory Banghead Banghead Banghead
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And then she said that the form was not mandatory Banghead Banghead Banghead
lol: lol: lol: noooo:
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The bastard was 17 pages long Banghead Banghead Banghead
And that was just one of the forms cussing: cussing: cussing:
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An e mail floods in from the new person at the Leasehold Management Company for the old flat
He introduces himself
His name is Ricky Swallow
happy001 facepalm:
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An e mail floods in from the new person at the Leasehold Management Company for the old flat
He introduces himself
His name is Ricky Swallow
happy001 facepalm:
happy001
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An e mail floods in from the new person at the Leasehold Management Company for the old flat
He introduces himself
His name is Ricky Swallow
happy001 facepalm:
happy001
happy001 happy001
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SO the conveyancers have been in touch and want me to fill in some forms!!
I spent two hours answering some questions about absolutely everything but there were some Yes/No questions I either could not understand (legalese) or could not answer
I asked them to call me
Very helpful young lady called and we went through the Yes/No problems
IN EACH CASE EITHER YES OR NO WAS THE CORRECT ANSWER Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
If it had been a TV quiz show I would have walked away a fucking millionaire
Had to do all that shit for my dead uncle's house. A house he'd left in a complete tip with most of his paperwork missing.
So I wrote NO (to the best of my knowledge) a millionteen times. It still sold for the asking price.
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At last!
Sold in JUNE
Completion date and dosh now confirmed for October 6th!
End of a nightmare
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At last!
Sold in JUNE
Completion date and dosh now confirmed for October 6th!
End of a nightmare
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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At last!
Sold in JUNE
Completion date and dosh now confirmed for October 6th!
End of a nightmare
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: but I'll still keep my fingers crossed for Nick
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At last!
Sold in JUNE
Completion date and dosh now confirmed for October 6th!
End of a nightmare
Brilliant!
Completion on my house is end of November when the Chermans leave...
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At last!
Sold in JUNE
Completion date and dosh now confirmed for October 6th!
End of a nightmare
Brilliant!
Completion on my house is end of November when the Chermans leave...
House leaving party....... rubschin:
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At last!
Sold in JUNE
Completion date and dosh now confirmed for October 6th!
End of a nightmare
Brilliant!
Completion on my house is end of November when the Chermans leave...
House leaving party....... rubschin:
rubschin:
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The Estate Agents let the boiler engineer in back in July to service the boiler. He left it on. Banghead Banghead Banghead
I will now get a bill for heating an empty flat for over 2 months Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
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The Estate Agents let the boiler engineer in back in July to service the boiler. He left it on. Banghead Banghead Banghead
I will now get a bill for heating an empty flat for over 2 months Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
eeek: noooo:
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The Estate Agents let the boiler engineer in back in July to service the boiler. He left it on. Banghead Banghead Banghead
I will now get a bill for heating an empty flat for over 2 months Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
Explode: Explode: Explode:
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I have e mailed the engineer angel1
The buyer also asked if I was leaving the wardrobes
They are built in!! Banghead
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The Estate Agents let the boiler engineer in back in July to service the boiler. He left it on. Banghead Banghead Banghead
I will now get a bill for heating an empty flat for over 2 months Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
I have heard about ..house warming parties ....but..... whistle:
redface:
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evil:
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The Estate Agents let the boiler engineer in back in July to service the boiler. He left it on. Banghead Banghead Banghead
I will now get a bill for heating an empty flat for over 2 months Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
I have heard about ..house warming parties ....but..... whistle:
redface:
lol: lol: lol:
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The Estate Agents let the boiler engineer in back in July to service the boiler. He left it on. Banghead Banghead Banghead
I will now get a bill for heating an empty flat for over 2 months Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
I have heard about ..house warming parties ....but..... whistle:
redface:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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The Estate Agents let the boiler engineer in back in July to service the boiler. He left it on. Banghead Banghead Banghead
I will now get a bill for heating an empty flat for over 2 months Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
I have heard about ..house warming parties ....but..... whistle:
redface:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: