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Title: Bossy doctors
Post by: Nick on September 15, 2022, 12:18:47 PM

There is a very bossy culture at my GP surgery (tone set by the spinsterish Dr Neville and adopted by everyone else). Part of this is blaming patients for their illnesses! ::)

This morning my GP called and declared, "You MUST take the vitamin B tablets I have prescribed for you!!!"

I said, "What vitamin B tablets?"

THE ONES I PRESCRIBED!!

But you didn't

YES I DID! 

A pause

OH, I forgot to prescribe them. YOU MUST GO THE PHARMACY NOW AND COLLECT THEM

Me: Do I get an apology?

Click

I am changing doctors  evil:

Title: Re: Bossy doctors
Post by: Steve on September 15, 2022, 12:29:59 PM

 noooo:

Title: Re: Bossy doctors
Post by: Nick on September 15, 2022, 06:23:00 PM

Yay, I just changed my doc online in 5 minutes  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Bossy doctors
Post by: Steve on September 15, 2022, 06:39:14 PM

Quote from: Nick on September 15, 2022, 06:23:00 PM

Yay, I just changed my doc online in 5 minutes  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

:thumbsup:

Title: Re: Bossy doctors
Post by: Nick on September 15, 2022, 06:57:55 PM

Could make my appointment tomorrow at my old GP surgery interesting rubschin:

Title: Re: Bossy doctors
Post by: Steve on September 15, 2022, 06:59:41 PM

Quote from: Nick on September 15, 2022, 06:57:55 PM

Could make my appointment tomorrow at my old GP surgery interesting rubschin:

Could make what they prescribe you somewhat terrifying

Title: Re: Bossy doctors
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2022, 07:47:49 PM

Quote from: Steve on September 15, 2022, 06:59:41 PM

Quote from: Nick on September 15, 2022, 06:57:55 PM

Could make my appointment tomorrow at my old GP surgery interesting rubschin:

Could make what they prescribe you somewhat terrifying

 scared2:

Title: Re: Bossy doctors
Post by: Nick on September 16, 2022, 05:39:07 PM

Knock off early from me lock and head to the surgery

A spherical nurse appears and commands me to follow he, I avoid waddling

"First we must check you BMI," she warns me

I am weighed and measured

"You ae overweight,  " she wheezes from behind her 98FFF  chest whilst collapsing into a groaning chair

She attempts to enter the findings.

"Have you changed GPs?"

Yes

"We cannot continue this. You must go to your new surgery"

I gratefully flee :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Bossy doctors
Post by: Steve on September 16, 2022, 05:51:23 PM

 ;D

But her new top boss Coffey will approve of her hypocrisy
 


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Title: Re: Bossy doctors
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 16, 2022, 10:06:17 PM

Quote from: Steve on September 15, 2022, 06:59:41 PM

Quote from: Nick on September 15, 2022, 06:57:55 PM

Could make my appointment tomorrow at my old GP surgery interesting rubschin:

Could make what they prescribe you somewhat terrifying

From Nick to Nickola you say..  scared2:

Title: Re: Bossy doctors
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2022, 05:54:03 AM

Quote from: Nick on September 16, 2022, 05:39:07 PM

Knock off early from me lock and head to the surgery

A spherical nurse appears and commands me to follow he, I avoid waddling

"First we must check you BMI," she warns me

I am weighed and measured

"You ae overweight,  " she wheezes from behind her 98FFF  chest whilst collapsing into a groaning chair

She attempts to enter the findings.

"Have you changed GPs?"

Yes

"We cannot continue this. You must go to your new surgery"

I gratefully flee :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol: