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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on November 22, 2022, 05:08:54 PM

Title: IDIOT!!!
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2022, 05:08:54 PM
In a misguided attempt to rescue some pissed old biddy who had locked herself in her flat some bloke (her son)) ripped my lounge window off its hinges while shouting. "I am coming, mum".

When I leaned out of the hole where the window used to be and asked what he was doing, he said, "Oh shit, wrong flat".

Yes, it is  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
Title: Re: IDIOT!!!
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2022, 05:16:45 PM
In a misguided attempt to rescue some pissed old biddy who had locked herself in her flat some bloke (her son)) ripped my lounge window off its hinges while shouting. "I am coming, mum".

When I leaned out of the hole where the window used to be and asked what he was doing, he said, "Oh shit, wrong flat".

Yes, it is  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

facepalm:
Title: Re: IDIOT!!!
Post by: Steve on November 22, 2022, 05:21:42 PM
In a misguided attempt to rescue some pissed old biddy who had locked herself in her flat some bloke (her son)) ripped my lounge window off its hinges while shouting. "I am coming, mum".

When I leaned out of the hole where the window used to be and asked what he was doing, he said, "Oh shit, wrong flat".

Yes, it is  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
Shit  eeek:

And what is the fuckwit doing about fixing it? 
Title: Re: IDIOT!!!
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2022, 05:32:45 PM
He has agreed to pay for the repairs which are scheduled for the morning. The window is resting precariously in the window frame
Title: Re: IDIOT!!!
Post by: Steve on November 22, 2022, 06:11:12 PM
He has agreed to pay for the repairs which are scheduled for the morning. The window is resting precariously in the window frame
:thumbsup: and  noooo:
Title: Re: IDIOT!!!
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 22, 2022, 08:22:19 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: IDIOT!!!
Post by: Steve on November 22, 2022, 08:31:20 PM
Meantime presumably the 'pissed old biddy' is still locked in.  Seems only fair like. 
Title: Re: IDIOT!!!
Post by: apc2010 on November 23, 2022, 12:28:04 PM
In a misguided attempt to rescue some pissed old biddy who had locked herself in her flat some bloke (her son)) ripped my lounge window off its hinges while shouting. "I am coming, mum".

When I leaned out of the hole where the window used to be and asked what he was doing, he said, "Oh shit, wrong flat".

Yes, it is  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

 eeek:   noooo: