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Title: Turning yerself into lunch
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2023, 03:10:07 PM
My mate Tony died last night.He is having himself composted.

His wife/widow is a great cook and grows all her own veg and salid stuff.

When the worms are done their werk he is being dug into a bed in the garden and she is planting it with veg and herbs. When they are mature she is cooking them for a friends and family lunch  rubschin:



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Title: Re: Turning yerself into lunch
Post by: Steve on March 22, 2023, 04:35:25 PM
My mate Tony died last night.He is having himself composted.

His wife/widow is a great cook and grows all her own veg and salid stuff.

When the worms are done their werk he is being dug into a bed in the garden and she is planting it with veg and herbs. When they are mature she is cooking them for a friends and family lunch  rubschin:

 sick2:
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Title: Re: Turning yerself into lunch
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2023, 04:58:26 PM
My mate Tony died last night.He is having himself composted.

His wife/widow is a great cook and grows all her own veg and salid stuff.

When the worms are done their werk he is being dug into a bed in the garden and she is planting it with veg and herbs. When they are mature she is cooking them for a friends and family lunch  rubschin:



 sick2:

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Title: Re: Turning yerself into lunch
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2023, 04:59:39 PM
I am invited, but I think I am washing my hair that day angel1
Title: Re: Turning yerself into lunch
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2023, 05:13:23 PM
I am invited, but I think I am washing my hair that day angel1

 ;D
Title: Re: Turning yerself into lunch
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2023, 01:47:37 AM
My mate Tony died last night.He is having himself composted.

His wife/widow is a great cook and grows all her own veg and salid stuff.

When the worms are done their werk he is being dug into a bed in the garden and she is planting it with veg and herbs. When they are mature she is cooking them for a friends and family lunch  rubschin:



 sick2:

Down to earth sort of bloke..... whistle:
Title: Re: Turning yerself into lunch
Post by: Nick on June 04, 2023, 11:23:32 AM
Was telling Miss I about this last night and she decided that she would have herself composted in due course

I said she would make lovely compost

She said, "That is the nicest compliment I have ever had".

 angel1
Title: Re: Turning yerself into lunch
Post by: Barman on June 04, 2023, 04:16:09 PM
Was telling Miss I about this last night and she decided that she would have herself composted in due course

I said she would make lovely compost

She said, "That is the nicest compliment I have ever had".

 angel1

She'll be the nicest compost you've ever had!  ;)
Title: Re: Turning yerself into lunch
Post by: Nick on June 06, 2023, 01:10:19 PM
Video call on Friday  cloud9: