The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on August 18, 2023, 02:47:07 PM
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An old laydee friend who married a multi millionaire. They are going to their Villa in puglia for 2 weeks.
I have to get there the previous day to be schooled in the workings of the Aga and the heated pool and sauna eeek:
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An old laydee friend who married a multi millionaire. They are going to their Villa in puglia for 2 weeks.
I have to get there the previous day to be schooled in the workings of the Aga and the heated pool and sauna eeek:
eeek: scared2:
Nick and an Aga... noooo:
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What can possibly go wrong? angel1
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What can possibly go wrong? angel1
(https://i.postimg.cc/yJCV712D/1667951349-dead-cat-clipart-1-opt.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/yJCV712D)
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eeek:
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Puglia sounds like a nasty disease
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(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-36a81057035ab380ae88b1951e50f6bc)
rubschin:
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(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-36a81057035ab380ae88b1951e50f6bc)
rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
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(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-36a81057035ab380ae88b1951e50f6bc)
rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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::)
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Off we go. This place is ENORMOUS.
Behold the back garden
(https://i.postimg.cc/nsVkMcTY/15-DE4-DFF-6-F61-41-D8-B17-B-B34943-AEE52-B.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/nsVkMcTY)
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Hall and staircase
(https://i.postimg.cc/Q9WM3vrr/91-B9093-E-1-C27-4268-9-C4-C-CFAA7-BE2-E6-BE.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Q9WM3vrr)
(https://i.postimg.cc/SXPKHk3r/BFE8-BF5-B-6-C2-C-408-A-A823-A29134-E2-D0-F8.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/SXPKHk3r)
(https://i.postimg.cc/yDVWZf0F/C9-FC1-C72-54-FC-41-F4-8-A29-D7-BF276480-BD.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/yDVWZf0F)
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I'm thinking The Shining
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eveilgrin: Day one
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scared2:
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Are you on some specialist animal dating / house sitting website ? rubschin:
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Just friends :thumbsup:
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Are you on some specialist animal dating / house sitting website ? rubschin:
Catlitinder?
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Tactile Toby has puked on the cream carpet evil:
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Tactile Toby has puked on the cream carpet evil:
point: point: point:
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(https://i.postimg.cc/Lq9rn0YS/5-A4-EC75-D-6-CC5-4757-8-CD8-6-A4-B07283-A4-C.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Lq9rn0YS)
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Tactile Toby has puked on the cream carpet evil:
(https://i.imgflip.com/1kud3c.jpg?a470712)
Wait till he finds what I left in his slipper...
noooo:
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cussing: cussing: cussing:
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noooo:
You need what we call the 'green machine'
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They have a Vax!!! :thumbsup:
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They have a Vax!!! :thumbsup:
Bet it's a big fucker. The beauty of the green machine is it's a hand held thing
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cussing: cussing: cussing:
Ah, you didn't check your slippers before putting them on. Rookie mistake.. noooo:
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Toby and I are sunning ourselves in the Topiary Garden angel1
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Toby and I are sunning ourselves in the Topiary Garden angel1
:thumbsup:
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Was told to use a reset button in the garage. Had to drive there eeek:
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Was told to use a reset button in the garage. Had to drive there eeek:
'Reset Button' scared2:
I wondered why all the lights flickered
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Was told to use a reset button in the garage. Had to drive there eeek:
'Reset Button' scared2:
I wondered why all the lights flickered
lol: lol: lol: scared2:
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Housework scared2:
(Getting ready for cleaners)
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Housework scared2:
(Getting ready for cleaners)
;) Thumbs:
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Doorbell rings. Postman at gates by the road. Before I can open the gates, the gates (which have their own phone number) redirect the door bell to Italy from where they are opened by remote control Shocked:Shocked:
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Money left in envelopes to pay gardeners. I paid them today.
They spend £640 A WEEK on gardeners! Shocked:
Meanwhile, Tactile Toby has passed out too
(https://i.postimg.cc/kB0qnYQJ/458-E702-A-2821-4-A27-9530-811112-D3-E4-B5.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/kB0qnYQJ)
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Money left in envelopes to pay gardeners. I paid them today.
They spend £640 A WEEK on gardeners! Shocked:
Meanwhile, Tactile Toby has passed out too
(https://i.postimg.cc/kB0qnYQJ/458-E702-A-2821-4-A27-9530-811112-D3-E4-B5.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/kB0qnYQJ)
eeek:
I can garden... rubschin:
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£640 a week Shocked:
Paying that much in cash noooo:
We pay ours a lot less and by bank transfer
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£640 a week Shocked:
Paying that much in cash noooo:
We pay ours a lot less and by bank transfer
Perhaps they know where the last cat sitter is buried.. whistle:
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£640 a week Shocked:
Paying that much in cash noooo:
We pay ours a lot less and by bank transfer
Perhaps they know where the last cat sitter is buried.. whistle:
scared2:
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eeek:
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£640 a week Shocked:
Paying that much in cash noooo:
We pay ours a lot less and by bank transfer
Perhaps they know where the last cat sitter is buried.. whistle:
scared2:
scared2: scared2:
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They ran out of salt. Their salt comes from Waitrose. Bought salt from Tesco and transferred it to Waitrose salt container angel1
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They ran out of salt. Their salt comes from Waitrose. Bought salt from Tesco and transferred it to Waitrose salt container angel1
eeek:
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Waiting in for the servants
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going out for 2nd brekkie then 6 pin bowling
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Been paddleboarding... Sunburn:
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In Stevenage?
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In Stevenage?
doh: redface:
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Another 5 boxes of organic food have arrived eeek:
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Going to Larnaca to photograph a wedding... rubschin:
Don't know any of the people involved (apart from Miss A) so it could be quite interesting... scared2:
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Going to Larnaca to photograph a wedding... rubschin:
Don't know any of the people involved (apart from Miss A) so it could be quite interesting... scared2:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
You'll get the blame for any pics that don't turn out perfick for all
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Going to Larnaca to photograph a wedding... rubschin:
Don't know any of the people involved (apart from Miss A) so it could be quite interesting... scared2:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
You'll get the blame for any pics that don't turn out perfick for all
I know! scared2:
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My lovely thread cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Indeed, I almost thought Miss A was marrying your temporary cat
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My lovely thread cussing: cussing: cussing:
You shouldn't have left it open so that anybody could walk in with their muddy boots on should you...? ::)
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Trying to catch a mouse evil:
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The mouse appears to have died under a large piece of furniture. I have not seen it and know nothing about it angel1
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Going to Larnaca to photograph a wedding... rubschin:
Don't know any of the people involved (apart from Miss A) so it could be quite interesting... scared2:
Ker ching ....lend us a boat loads of tenners .... Thumbs:
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The mouse lives!
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The mouse lives!
:thumbsup:
Large clear glass tumbler needed to catch it
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It made a bolt for the back door :thumbsup:
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Going to Larnaca to photograph a wedding... rubschin:
Don't know any of the people involved (apart from Miss A) so it could be quite interesting... scared2:
Ker ching ....lend us a boat loads of tenners .... Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
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It made a bolt for the back door :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
You have magic powers, we've always found that herding mice is worse than the herding cats we've just done.