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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Grumpmeister on January 08, 2024, 07:59:55 AM
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Damn 4 days in to the new year and already we have a strong contender. Opening a bag of crisps with a lighter, what could possibly go wrong... facepalm:
https://metro.co.uk/2024/01/04/elderly-man-trying-open-bag-chips-lighter-burns-body-20066679/?ico=newsfeed_news
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Damn 4 days in to the new year and already we have a strong contender. Opening a bag of crisps with a lighter, what could possibly go wrong... facepalm:
https://metro.co.uk/2024/01/04/elderly-man-trying-open-bag-chips-lighter-burns-body-20066679/?ico=newsfeed_news
lol: lol: lol: facepalm:
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Damn 4 days in to the new year and already we have a strong contender. Opening a bag of crisps with a lighter, what could possibly go wrong... facepalm:
https://metro.co.uk/2024/01/04/elderly-man-trying-open-bag-chips-lighter-burns-body-20066679/?ico=newsfeed_news
lol: lol: lol: facepalm:
lol: lol: lol: lol: doublefacepalm
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well at least his common sense couldn't have been damaged by the blast.. whistle:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12982875/Rapper-lost-half-skull-drugs-lab-blast-Nazi-gold-faces-five-years.html
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Trump
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Trump
noooo: Trump voters
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TDS is alive and well and living on the forum... noooo:
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He's not exactly the epitome of a statesman. At least the American political system can rein in the worse excesses of the president.
They're never going to name an aircraft carrier after him.
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lol: lol: lol:
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TDS is alive and well and living on the forum... noooo:
TDS?
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TDS is alive and well and living on the forum... noooo:
TDS?
Trump Derangement Syndrome
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:thumbsup:
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Jesus Christ, what on earth possesses someone to do this for pleasure.. eeek:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13140083/Indonesian-man-shoved-toothbrush-penis.html
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Jesus Christ, what on earth possesses someone to do this for pleasure.. eeek:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13140083/Indonesian-man-shoved-toothbrush-penis.html
eeek: Not clicking... noooo:
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You know, having thought about it you are absolutely right. You do deserve a job and i have the perfect one in mind, we send you round to schools as a warning to future generation why you shouldn't be a raging cockwomble point:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-cde0508d73acce94a0f05dbc2ca92a35)
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You had one job.. point:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13262451/Adidas-redesign-font-German-national-football-team-shirt-discovered-number-44-looked-like-shameful-SS-Nazi-war-symbol.html
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You had one job.. point:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13262451/Adidas-redesign-font-German-national-football-team-shirt-discovered-number-44-looked-like-shameful-SS-Nazi-war-symbol.html
lol: lol:
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You had one job.. point:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13262451/Adidas-redesign-font-German-national-football-team-shirt-discovered-number-44-looked-like-shameful-SS-Nazi-war-symbol.html
lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol:
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Jesus Christ, what on earth possesses someone to do this for pleasure.. eeek:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13140083/Indonesian-man-shoved-toothbrush-penis.html
eeek: Not clicking... noooo:
Wot he said ….above..
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So you refuse to deal with the rampant crime leading to a mass exodus of businesses and now one of you has the bright idea of solving the problem by allowing lawsuits against companies for leaving? Banghead
Dean Preston, another member of the Board of Supervisors, recently introduced a proposal called the Grocery Protection Act, which would require a closing store to provide the city six months’ notice and try to find a replacement supermarket for the location it’s vacating.
Elaborating on his proposal, Preston said, "Our communities need notice, an opportunity to be heard and a transition plan when major neighborhood grocery stores plan to shut their doors."
According to the proposal, anyone impacted by a non complying grocery store could initiate legal proceedings.
No your communities need effective law enforcement and a massive crack down on drug dealing, shoplifting and assaults on staff which would remove the factors driving businesses away you bloody cretin.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/crime-ridden-san-francisco-seeks-151304061.html
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So you refuse to deal with the rampant crime leading to a mass exodus of businesses and now one of you has the bright idea of solving the problem by allowing lawsuits against companies for leaving? Banghead
Dean Preston, another member of the Board of Supervisors, recently introduced a proposal called the Grocery Protection Act, which would require a closing store to provide the city six months’ notice and try to find a replacement supermarket for the location it’s vacating.
Elaborating on his proposal, Preston said, "Our communities need notice, an opportunity to be heard and a transition plan when major neighborhood grocery stores plan to shut their doors."
According to the proposal, anyone impacted by a non complying grocery store could initiate legal proceedings.
No your communities need effective law enforcement and a massive crack down on drug dealing, shoplifting and assaults on staff which would remove the factors driving businesses away you bloody cretin.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/crime-ridden-san-francisco-seeks-151304061.html
Yep
23 years now since I last went to San Francisco and I ain't rushing to get to see it again. Shame but the sun will still rise.
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So you refuse to deal with the rampant crime leading to a mass exodus of businesses and now one of you has the bright idea of solving the problem by allowing lawsuits against companies for leaving? Banghead
Dean Preston, another member of the Board of Supervisors, recently introduced a proposal called the Grocery Protection Act, which would require a closing store to provide the city six months’ notice and try to find a replacement supermarket for the location it’s vacating.
Elaborating on his proposal, Preston said, "Our communities need notice, an opportunity to be heard and a transition plan when major neighborhood grocery stores plan to shut their doors."
According to the proposal, anyone impacted by a non complying grocery store could initiate legal proceedings.
No your communities need effective law enforcement and a massive crack down on drug dealing, shoplifting and assaults on staff which would remove the factors driving businesses away you bloody cretin.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/crime-ridden-san-francisco-seeks-151304061.html
Yep
23 years now since I last went to San Francisco and I ain't rushing to get to see it again. Shame but the sun will still rise.
'Bout the same time for me, perhaps a bit more... It was when the trams were not running... rubschin:
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So you refuse to deal with the rampant crime leading to a mass exodus of businesses and now one of you has the bright idea of solving the problem by allowing lawsuits against companies for leaving? Banghead
Dean Preston, another member of the Board of Supervisors, recently introduced a proposal called the Grocery Protection Act, which would require a closing store to provide the city six months’ notice and try to find a replacement supermarket for the location it’s vacating.
Elaborating on his proposal, Preston said, "Our communities need notice, an opportunity to be heard and a transition plan when major neighborhood grocery stores plan to shut their doors."
According to the proposal, anyone impacted by a non complying grocery store could initiate legal proceedings.
No your communities need effective law enforcement and a massive crack down on drug dealing, shoplifting and assaults on staff which would remove the factors driving businesses away you bloody cretin.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/crime-ridden-san-francisco-seeks-151304061.html
Yep
23 years now since I last went to San Francisco and I ain't rushing to get to see it again. Shame but the sun will still rise.
'Bout the same time for me, perhaps a bit more... It was when the trams were not running... rubschin:
It was a weird trip for us, just over 2 weeks after 911 and the hotels were nearly empty. Even then SF wasn't as good as when we'd seen it in the late 80s.but we did drive down to Carmel which we thought would be awful and it wasn't, it was brilliant. And Muir Woods just north of SF was great too.
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There has to be an easier way to deal with a blocked nose.. redface:
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There has to be an easier way to deal with a blocked nose.. redface:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-116b0196ca6badcf9bad3ecdfe5be17c)
eeek: happy001
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There has to be an easier way to deal with a blocked nose.. redface:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-116b0196ca6badcf9bad3ecdfe5be17c)
eeek: happy001
noooo: ;D ;D ;D
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It's an older story but this level of cockwombleness deserves an honorable mention. Out of all the different ways you could think of to protest you decided that setting your feet in a concrete block was the best one? point:
(https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/08/peta-starbucks-01-line-of-cement.jpg?resize=683,1024&quality=75&strip=all)
Even by PETA standards this seems bleedin' stupid. noooo:
https://nypost.com/2022/08/19/protesters-don-cement-shoes-to-protest-vegan-milk-charges-at-starbucks/
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It's an older story but this level of cockwombleness deserves an honorable mention. Out of all the different ways you could think of to protest you decided that setting your feet in a concrete block was the best one? point:
(https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/08/peta-starbucks-01-line-of-cement.jpg?resize=683,1024&quality=75&strip=all)
Even by PETA standards this seems bleedin' stupid. noooo:
https://nypost.com/2022/08/19/protesters-don-cement-shoes-to-protest-vegan-milk-charges-at-starbucks/
noooo: you want something different from the mainstram you have to pay more - simples
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It's an older story but this level of cockwombleness deserves an honorable mention. Out of all the different ways you could think of to protest you decided that setting your feet in a concrete block was the best one? point:
(https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/08/peta-starbucks-01-line-of-cement.jpg?resize=683,1024&quality=75&strip=all)
Even by PETA standards this seems bleedin' stupid. noooo:
https://nypost.com/2022/08/19/protesters-don-cement-shoes-to-protest-vegan-milk-charges-at-starbucks/
happy001
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It's an older story but this level of cockwombleness deserves an honorable mention. Out of all the different ways you could think of to protest you decided that setting your feet in a concrete block was the best one? point:
(https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/08/peta-starbucks-01-line-of-cement.jpg?resize=683,1024&quality=75&strip=all)
Even by PETA standards this seems bleedin' stupid. noooo:
https://nypost.com/2022/08/19/protesters-don-cement-shoes-to-protest-vegan-milk-charges-at-starbucks/
noooo: you want something different from the mainstram you have to pay more - simples
Am I a bad person for wanting a bunch of wind up merchants dressed as 1950's mafioso to pick them up and carry them towards the nearest body of water eveilgrin:
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Okay this mook is a special kind of idiot. It's the day of his court case for driving while their licence is suspended so they zoom into the court while driving and then tell the judge they are just pulling into their doctor's when asked. facepalm:
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/05/29/20/85483257-13473159-image-a-65_1717011684943.jpg)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13473159/michigan-judge-shocked-zoom-court-appearance-car.html
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Okay this mook is a special kind of idiot. It's the day of his court case for driving while their licence is suspended so they zoom into the court while driving and then tell the judge they are just pulling into their doctor's when asked. facepalm:
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/05/29/20/85483257-13473159-image-a-65_1717011684943.jpg)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13473159/michigan-judge-shocked-zoom-court-appearance-car.html
doublefacepalm whacky115
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Ok Ed, normally I'd say don't give up the day job but given your track record I think you will do less damage with the ukelele noooo:
https://youtu.be/ctENk0t_DQ8?si=O0Xq9cNKuJt5z7I1
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Ok Ed, normally I'd say don't give up the day job but given your track record I think you will do less damage with the ukelele noooo:
https://youtu.be/ctENk0t_DQ8?si=O0Xq9cNKuJt5z7I1
What a cunt... noooo:
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Ok Ed, normally I'd say don't give up the day job but given your track record I think you will do less damage with the ukelele noooo:
https://youtu.be/ctENk0t_DQ8?si=O0Xq9cNKuJt5z7I1
What a cunt... noooo:
Oh it's worse than that BM. Not only does the Milliband plan destroy any hope of energy security but building large numbers of wind turbines and solar panels on fertile land will also massively reduce domestic food production. Banghead
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I honestly didn't know whether to put this in here or the Darwin awards thread. Stick a mahoosive firework in an old washing machine and brace the door with your legs noooo:
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/07/16/21/87413737-13640653-Video_footage_has_captured_one_man_s_terrifying_brush_with_death-a-25_1721161182971.jpg)
Nothing could go wrong here I'm sure of it Banghead
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13640653/Moment-foolish-uncle-killed-making-stupid-decision-involving-lit-firework.html
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I honestly didn't know whether to put this in here or the Darwin awards thread. Stick a mahoosive firework in an old washing machine and brace the door with your legs noooo:
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/07/16/21/87413737-13640653-Video_footage_has_captured_one_man_s_terrifying_brush_with_death-a-25_1721161182971.jpg)
Nothing could go wrong here I'm sure of it Banghead
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13640653/Moment-foolish-uncle-killed-making-stupid-decision-involving-lit-firework.html
eeek: noooo:
The Gofundme should be to get him a Strait Jacket
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Anyone know the German for 'Oi fuckwits, it's an ELECTRIC vehicle' facepalm:
https://youtube.com/shorts/CCiLVp5PNJA?si=gREMcM1O93fn2qhp
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This nomination is for the entire French Olympic management team. The opening ceremony is a chance to showcase what makes your country special and you thought that having someone dressed as Dionysus with (allegedly) a bollock hanging out and drag queen story hour perform the last supper would be a winner? noooo:
(https://www.gbnews.com/media-library/paris-olympics-2024-opening-ceremony-last-supper-parody.png?id=52980074&width=900&quality=90)
(https://www.gbnews.com/media-library/drag-last-supper.png?id=52979470&width=663&quality=90)
Well I suppose in some respects it has brought people together, there have even been Muslims saying it was blasphemous and offensive to Christianity eeek:
https://www.gbnews.com/news/olympic-chiefs-apologise-for-sleazy-drag-last-supper-parody
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Call me picky but if I was considering buying a luxury car and saw an advert for one on TV I'd want to see the actual car not.....whatever the almighty hell this Jaguar advert is supposed to be.
https://youtu.be/rLtFIrqhfng?si=GL8dfZZUUieYG7Vf
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Call me picky but if I was considering buying a luxury car and saw an advert for one on TV I'd want to see the actual car not.....whatever the almighty hell this Jaguar advert is supposed to be.
https://youtu.be/rLtFIrqhfng?si=GL8dfZZUUieYG7Vf
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It is all over the car sites too …WTF ..?
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Call me picky but if I was considering buying a luxury car and saw an advert for one on TV I'd want to see the actual car not.....whatever the almighty hell this Jaguar advert is supposed to be.
https://youtu.be/rLtFIrqhfng?si=GL8dfZZUUieYG7Vf
facepalm:
It is all over the car sites too …WTF ..?
The first thing that came to mind when I saw what it was supposed to be for was "Just how badly have Jaguar buggered up their newest model?" noooo:
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This idiot guy https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-3319869/Video-Tractor-driver-water-waves-Tenbury-shops-Storm-Bert-chaos.html
(https://www.farmersguide.co.uk/wp-content/webp-express/webp-images/uploads/2024/11/Aleks-FG-design-20.jpg.webp)
Now arrested. He won't have to worry much about that inheritance tax, once the compo claims are resolved he likely won't have a farm
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PETA for being well.....er....PETA. Banghead
An animal rights group has been accused of undermining real issues after asking a pub to change its name, claiming it is offensive to foxes.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr5mym9l1e5o
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PETA for being well.....er....PETA. Banghead
An animal rights group has been accused of undermining real issues after asking a pub to change its name, claiming it is offensive to foxes.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr5mym9l1e5o
doublefacepalm just stupid by them.
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Starmer switches on the christmas lights, you can feel the exitement.. noooo:
https://www.tiktok.com/@gbnews/video/7443953104040643872?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7394990001056859680
It was only a matter of time..
https://youtu.be/o4Lo3hvGTx8?si=oRfBlotTlWBElRrC
BLUNDERBIRDS ARE GO whistle:
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So you've arrested this guy, searched him and then put him in the back of the patrol car before hearing an acorn fall on it and immediately think he's armed and shooting at you. This is a level of bellendism that deserves it's own category. noooo:
https://youtu.be/NKmnJgXyZpU?si=KW0gdIQqfm2h2n_4
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So you've arrested this guy, searched him and then put him in the back of the patrol car before hearing an acorn fall on it and immediately think he's armed and shooting at you. This is a level of bellendism that deserves it's own category. noooo:
https://youtu.be/NKmnJgXyZpU?si=KW0gdIQqfm2h2n_4
unbelievable noooo:
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So you've arrested this guy, searched him and then put him in the back of the patrol car before hearing an acorn fall on it and immediately think he's armed and shooting at you. This is a level of bellendism that deserves it's own category. noooo:
https://youtu.be/NKmnJgXyZpU?si=KW0gdIQqfm2h2n_4
unbelievable noooo:
Not really, it was in the USA where dumbness and lethal weapons go hand in hand. Unsurprisingly the man shot at is suing the arse off the police. I hope he wins big time. Eventually the forces there will realise better recruiting, training and leadership will cost them less than the inevitable payouts.
Perhaps the only good thing to come out of this incident is futher proof that body cams are game changers.
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So you've arrested this guy, searched him and then put him in the back of the patrol car before hearing an acorn fall on it and immediately think he's armed and shooting at you. This is a level of bellendism that deserves it's own category. noooo:
https://youtu.be/NKmnJgXyZpU?si=KW0gdIQqfm2h2n_4
unbelievable noooo:
Not really, it was in the USA where dumbness and lethal weapons go hand in hand. Unsurprisingly the man shot at is suing the arse off the police. I hope he wins big time. Eventually the forces there will realise better recruiting, training and leadership will cost them less than the inevitable payouts.
Perhaps the only good thing to come out of this incident is futher proof that body cams are game changers.
Spoke to my friend who moved to US …and he bumped into another lad from our small village where we grew up ..amazing chance …he was bullied as a kid ..he is now a US cop … scared2:
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So you've arrested this guy, searched him and then put him in the back of the patrol car before hearing an acorn fall on it and immediately think he's armed and shooting at you. This is a level of bellendism that deserves it's own category. noooo:
https://youtu.be/NKmnJgXyZpU?si=KW0gdIQqfm2h2n_4
unbelievable noooo:
Not really, it was in the USA where dumbness and lethal weapons go hand in hand. Unsurprisingly the man shot at is suing the arse off the police. I hope he wins big time. Eventually the forces there will realise better recruiting, training and leadership will cost them less than the inevitable payouts.
Perhaps the only good thing to come out of this incident is futher proof that body cams are game changers.
Spoke to my friend who moved to US …and he bumped into another lad from our small village where we grew up ..amazing chance …he was bullied as a kid ..he is now a US cop … scared2:
Most US Cops are good guys operating ridiculous level of threat. But they also have some a few real dodgy ones.
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So you've arrested this guy, searched him and then put him in the back of the patrol car before hearing an acorn fall on it and immediately think he's armed and shooting at you. This is a level of bellendism that deserves it's own category. noooo:
https://youtu.be/NKmnJgXyZpU?si=KW0gdIQqfm2h2n_4
unbelievable noooo:
Not really, it was in the USA where dumbness and lethal weapons go hand in hand. Unsurprisingly the man shot at is suing the arse off the police. I hope he wins big time. Eventually the forces there will realise better recruiting, training and leadership will cost them less than the inevitable payouts.
Perhaps the only good thing to come out of this incident is futher proof that body cams are game changers.
Spoke to my friend who moved to US …and he bumped into another lad from our small village where we grew up ..amazing chance …he was bullied as a kid ..he is now a US cop … scared2:
Most US Cops are good guys operating ridiculous level of threat. But they also have some a few real dodgy ones.
In fairness he was a sensible kid just small for his age ..I used to look out for him as our mothers were friends ..
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The hell?? facepalm: