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Title: Bond villain failures
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2024, 07:08:15 PM

Ways of attempted death for Bond:

Poisonous spider
Fighting and poisoned shoes
Laser Beam and bowler hat and atomic bomb
Sharks
Poison on a piece of string
Crash aeroplane
Air to air missile
Aborted cremation
Exploding cake and oil pipeline
Crocodiles
Duel
More sharks and ice hockey
G force machine
Crocodiles again
Poisonous butterflies
Over medicated racehorse
Poisoned drink
Invisible car
DNA weapon

Just shoot him, you idiot!!
Exploding train

Title: Re: Bond villain failures
Post by: Steve on January 10, 2024, 08:04:46 PM

 lol:

Title: Re: Bond villain failures
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2024, 08:45:01 PM

Fight Anaconda under water

Anaconda loses  noooo:

Title: Re: Bond villain failures
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2024, 08:07:48 AM

So many complicated ideas and complete messy failures..................is Nick an upcoming Bond villain..?  whistle:

Title: Re: Bond villain failures
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 11, 2024, 09:03:03 AM

Gonorrhoea :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Bond villain failures
Post by: Nick on January 11, 2024, 10:52:24 AM

Quote from: Miss Demeanour on January 11, 2024, 09:03:03 AM

Gonorrhoea :thumbsup:

Or exhaustion and dehydration  rubschin: