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Title: The vomit thread!
Post by: Bar Wench on September 19, 2007, 11:57:07 AM
What colour was it?

Flourescent yellow. I was having a bad reaction to some anti-depressants at the time too.
Title: Re: Submarines
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 11:57:42 AM
 sick2:
Title: Re: Submarines
Post by: Bar Wench on September 19, 2007, 12:00:02 PM
Indeed!  lol:
Title: Re: Submarines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 19, 2007, 12:02:50 PM
What colour was it?

Flourescent yellow. I was having a bad reaction to some anti-depressants at the time too.

Wot? No carrots?
Title: Re: Submarines
Post by: Bar Wench on September 19, 2007, 12:07:30 PM
Nope none!
Title: Re: Submarines
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2007, 12:08:00 PM
doh:

Another good thread submerged in trivia...  noooo:
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 12:31:24 PM
Submarines then!
Title: Re: Submarines
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2007, 12:32:02 PM
doh:

Another good thread submerged in trivia...  noooo:
Submerged in trivia isn't funny now you've removed it from the submarine thread...  noooo:
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 12:36:50 PM
She is getting a bit trigger happy. I recommend  sex014
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2007, 12:37:46 PM
She is getting a bit trigger happy. I recommend  sex014
I've told her not to touch any more buttons... or knobs.




snigger
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 12:38:41 PM
As in "Don't fiddle with that, it sets the fire extinguisher off." Oh yes, very good plan noooo:

And why is this in The Computer Room?

This place is going to the dogs noooo:
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Bar Wench on September 19, 2007, 12:40:58 PM
I could move it I suppose.  rubschin:
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Snoopy on September 19, 2007, 12:58:28 PM
None of this makes any sense at all ... I am getting p*ssed off with having to flit between log ons to keep pace.
Will you stop buggering about with the threads before I bite your bum!
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 12:58:50 PM
Where would it sit most comfortably, do you think?
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 12:59:27 PM
Ahem

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Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Bar Wench on September 19, 2007, 01:03:53 PM
Where would it sit most comfortably, do you think?

Ohhhh perhaps a totally new section of the board. Wench's buggered about thread section!  rubschin:
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Berek on September 19, 2007, 01:06:23 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.chriskula.com%2Fmisc%2Fvomit.jpg&hash=614bb75c6177b846a13f9c06f3dc15157441730a)
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Bar Wench on September 19, 2007, 01:13:24 PM
I can't come back to this now until there is a third page.  sick2:
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 01:24:04 PM
Berek seldom always lets us down
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2007, 09:00:41 AM
Marmite has just puked on my left foot cussing:
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Snoopy on September 21, 2007, 09:07:37 AM
Marmite has just puked on my left foot cussing:

Which neatly leaves you with the right foot to boot Marmite up the arse and straight out of the back door.
Are you waiting for the trainer to run on with a little plastic disc to sit the animal on first or will it be a straight forward drop kick over the fence? evil:
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 09:19:34 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: GROWLER on September 21, 2007, 09:23:27 AM
Submarines then!

Is their a thread on submarines on the go then? Can you direct me, as i have a question to ask.
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Snoopy on September 21, 2007, 09:39:17 AM
Submarine
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwhatscookingamerica.net%2FHistory%2FSandwiches%2FItalian.jpg&hash=541bb9066bd1e9d7f9adc402331c1831294e4ba7)
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 09:39:40 AM
Submarines then!

Is their a thread on submarines on the go then? Can you direct me, as i have a question to ask.
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=1509.0
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 09:41:03 AM
Also...

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=1286.0
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 09:50:51 AM
Submarine
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwhatscookingamerica.net%2FHistory%2FSandwiches%2FItalian.jpg&hash=541bb9066bd1e9d7f9adc402331c1831294e4ba7)

Good grief. It's over an hour until I could possibly even begin to start eating lunch and that has made me starving.  sad24:
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2008, 11:27:29 AM
Snoopy is dealing with junior vomit as we speak.

My sympathies!
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Bar Wench on March 12, 2008, 11:33:03 AM
Submarine
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwhatscookingamerica.net%2FHistory%2FSandwiches%2FItalian.jpg&hash=541bb9066bd1e9d7f9adc402331c1831294e4ba7)

Good grief. It's over an hour until I could possibly even begin to start eating lunch and that has made me starving.  sad24:

And the same thing is true.

Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2008, 11:37:30 AM
Que?
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2008, 11:38:16 AM
I am temporarily fixated with the phrase 'Que?'. Please try to understand and excuse me…
point:
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Bar Wench on March 12, 2008, 11:44:34 AM
I am temporarily fixated with the phrase 'Que?'. Please try to understand and excuse me…

That picture still makes me feel hungry.

On the vomit front, are you all taking your acidophilus? A huge percentage of the bacteria that feed your immune system live in your gut and vomiting gets rid of them leaving you open to infection. The acidophilus helps build them back up.
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Snoopy on March 12, 2008, 11:59:26 AM
Feeling a little Bloated?
That advert makes me soooooooooo angry. Unreasonable I know but  Angry9:
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Bar Wench on March 12, 2008, 12:01:47 PM
Feeling a little Bloated?
That advert makes me soooooooooo angry. Unreasonable I know but  Angry9:

Not that stuff. I am taking pills, not congestion stuff!
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Snoopy on March 12, 2008, 12:05:46 PM
No need to worry it is not The Vomit .... we had that after Christmas. This is vomit (small v) caused by the little boys sniffing and swallowing whilst they have colds. Phlegm is what is upcoming .... not pretty but at least almost odourless if slimey to pick up.

Lunch anyone?
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: tel on March 12, 2008, 01:14:27 PM
I am temporarily fixated with the phrase 'Que?'. Please try to understand and excuse me…

That picture still makes me feel hungry.

On the vomit front, are you all taking your acidophilus? A huge percentage of the bacteria that feed your immune system live in your gut and vomiting gets rid of them leaving you open to infection. The acidophilus helps build them back up.

I think that Youngs ordinary also builds them up. cloud9:
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Bar Wench on March 12, 2008, 01:30:43 PM
No need to worry it is not The Vomit .... we had that after Christmas. This is vomit (small v) caused by the little boys sniffing and swallowing whilst they have colds. Phlegm is what is upcoming .... not pretty but at least almost odourless if slimey to pick up.

Lunch anyone?

Ahhh lovely phlegm. I have huge amounts of it so if they get better and you find you are missing it I can always send you some.
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: tel on March 12, 2008, 01:45:13 PM
No need to worry it is not The Vomit .... we had that after Christmas. This is vomit (small v) caused by the little boys sniffing and swallowing whilst they have colds. Phlegm is what is upcoming .... not pretty but at least almost odourless if slimey to pick up.

Lunch anyone?

Ahhh lovely phlegm. I have huge amounts of it so if they get better and you find you are missing it I can always send you some.

It must be a real delight to snog you. sick2:
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Snoopy on March 12, 2008, 02:01:16 PM
No need to worry it is not The Vomit .... we had that after Christmas. This is vomit (small v) caused by the little boys sniffing and swallowing whilst they have colds. Phlegm is what is upcoming .... not pretty but at least almost odourless if slimey to pick up.

Lunch anyone?

Ahhh lovely phlegm. I have huge amounts of it so if they get better and you find you are missing it I can always send you some.

It must be a real delight to snog you. sick2:

I confess that even I am going off the idea.
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2008, 02:02:44 PM
No need to worry it is not The Vomit .... we had that after Christmas. This is vomit (small v) caused by the little boys sniffing and swallowing whilst they have colds. Phlegm is what is upcoming .... not pretty but at least almost odourless if slimey to pick up.

Lunch anyone?

Ahhh lovely phlegm. I have huge amounts of it so if they get better and you find you are missing it I can always send you some.

It must be a real delight to snog you. sick2:

I confess that even I am going off the idea.
I’ll remind you at some point that you didn’t want to exchange fluids with Wenchy…  whistle:
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Bar Wench on March 12, 2008, 02:11:29 PM
I shall also remember this!

Phlegm as bloke repellant.  rubschin:
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 12, 2008, 03:15:46 PM
I shall also remember this!

Phlegm as bloke repellant.  rubschin:

You don't need it Wenchy, some on here would have us believe that your physical attributes do the job in the first instance... scared2:
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Bar Wench on March 12, 2008, 03:19:08 PM
 sad24:

In some cases I suppose that is true.

 sad24:
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: tel on March 12, 2008, 03:41:40 PM
Who ate all the pie?
Who ate all the pie?
 point:
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Bar Wench on March 12, 2008, 03:48:41 PM
You know I did. The rhubarb and blackberry was most excellent.  sad24: It's your fault for recomending them!
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: tel on March 12, 2008, 04:12:55 PM
You know I did. The rhubarb and blackberry was most excellent.  sad24: It's your fault for recomending them!


 ;D
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 12, 2008, 04:13:06 PM
No need to worry it is not The Vomit .... we had that after Christmas. This is vomit (small v) caused by the little boys sniffing and swallowing whilst they have colds. Phlegm is what is upcoming .... not pretty but at least almost odourless if slimey to pick up.

Lunch anyone?

Ahhh lovely phlegm. I have huge amounts of it so if they get better and you find you are missing it I can always send you some.

It must be a real delight to snog you. sick2:

A chance not to be sniffed at.
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2008, 04:13:53 PM
No need to worry it is not The Vomit .... we had that after Christmas. This is vomit (small v) caused by the little boys sniffing and swallowing whilst they have colds. Phlegm is what is upcoming .... not pretty but at least almost odourless if slimey to pick up.

Lunch anyone?

Ahhh lovely phlegm. I have huge amounts of it so if they get better and you find you are missing it I can always send you some.

It must be a real delight to snog you. sick2:

A chance not to be sniffed at.
drumroll:
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: tel on March 12, 2008, 04:31:31 PM
You know I did. The rhubarb and blackberry was most excellent.  sad24: It's your fault for recomending them!

There is also a farmers market at Woodcote Nurseries on saturday.

Bit blowy up there today, shrubs and things flying around.
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Bar Wench on March 12, 2008, 04:36:39 PM
Excellent!

I am having the last of the sausages we purchased there too tonight.  cloud9:
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2008, 04:39:57 PM
Excellent!

I am having the last of the sausages we purchased there too tonight.  cloud9:
I’m having Steak & Kidney pie tonight!  eeek:

You know what happened the last time!  scared2:
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Bar Wench on March 12, 2008, 04:44:03 PM
Wasn't that the infamous microwave incident?
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2008, 04:46:33 PM
Wasn't that the infamous microwave incident?
yes..  surrender:
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Bar Wench on March 12, 2008, 04:49:24 PM
Have you hired an inept cleaner yet?
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2008, 04:51:27 PM
Have you hired an inept cleaner yet?
yes...  whistle:
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Bar Wench on March 12, 2008, 04:55:01 PM
 Banghead
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2008, 04:56:34 PM
Banghead
shrugs:
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Snoopy on March 12, 2008, 05:02:18 PM
Banghead
shrugs:

I'm with you BM .... Inept or not it is the thought that counts. At least you made the attempt.
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2008, 05:05:27 PM
Banghead
shrugs:

I'm with you BM .... Inept or not it is the thought that counts. At least you made the attempt.
Indeed...  whistle:
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 12, 2008, 05:26:05 PM
Wasn't that the infamous microwave incident?
yes..  surrender:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bobpitch.com%2Fanon%2FBaudolino_Maggots.jpg&hash=dcbda39a2e71ba2336b4b0c62bb882906c04e903)
 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Snoopy on March 12, 2008, 05:38:10 PM
That reminds me .... I need to renew my angling licence.
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2008, 06:06:08 PM
I will not forget the pie… I will not forget the pie… I will not forget the pie… I will not forget the pie… I will not forget the pie…  scared2:
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Just One More on March 13, 2008, 05:16:35 AM
I am temporarily fixated with the phrase 'Que?'. Please try to understand and excuse me…

That picture still makes me feel hungry.

Have a big tasty then
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaVwuUEJ.jpg&hash=0bf7e518af5ec52f49787862cdadb39e77cdbbe3) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVwuUEJ)














(do not open this one Wenchy)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaVw9udr.jpg&hash=c434abe28173c3b1002fb55a2235906a294669bb) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVw9udr)

Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2008, 08:34:15 AM
Yumster!  redface:
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 13, 2008, 09:14:27 AM
Can I have mine without brown sauce please.  sick2:
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2008, 09:18:33 AM
Can I have mine without brown sauce please.  sick2:
You want the fillet-o-fish then?  whistle:
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 13, 2008, 09:43:04 AM
Can I have mine without brown sauce please.  sick2:
You want the fillet-o-fish then?  whistle:
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: The vomit thread!
Post by: tel on March 13, 2008, 03:27:43 PM
Excellent!

I am having the last of the sausages we purchased there too tonight.  cloud9:

Bangers n mash and fried onions. ;D

Have been busy in garden today and now ache. Also thought it was friday so took fridays pills. Shame I'd already taken thursdays!