The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on February 23, 2024, 01:28:21 PM
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My next pro assignment is in Chipping Camden. Behold The Mighty Quinn!
(https://i.postimg.cc/bZv6JwHH/3756549-D-6957-452-C-80-B3-F588-C3443-D0-E.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/bZv6JwHH)
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My next pro assignment is in Chipping Camden. Behold The Mighty Quinn!
(https://i.postimg.cc/bZv6JwHH/3756549-D-6957-452-C-80-B3-F588-C3443-D0-E.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/bZv6JwHH)
Awwww... cloud9:
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Cool name …. Thumbs:
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but annoying earworm
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but annoying earworm
You ain’t seen nothing yet ….. whistle:
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but annoying earworm
You ain’t seen nothing yet ….. whistle:
lol:
I'll just shake it off
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but annoying earworm
You ain’t seen nothing yet ….. whistle:
Typical Apey making things worse, he was always bad to the bone whistle:
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It seems that The Mighty Quinn has AIDS eeek:
I asked if he was gay redface:
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It seems that The Mighty Quinn has AIDS eeek:
I asked if he was gay redface:
Shit that's awful. Feline Aids is not funny at all. Some cats cope with it but it's also very infectious to other cats.
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It seems that The Mighty Quinn has AIDS eeek:
I asked if he was gay redface:
lol: lol: lol: cry:
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I have cracked the code to get 100% success in this game angel1
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I have cracked the code to get 100% success in this game angel1
I had to drown a rat the other day, is it that...? Popcorn:
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I have cracked the code to get 100% success in this game angel1
After hearing tales from Archie we've been keeping an eye on the strange ginger serf. We have no idea what it's doing, it makes no sense. We've decided that it's some kind of diabolical psychological warfare by the servant class.
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/03/09/09/82248751-13176627-image-a-22_1709976618003.jpg)
I need a holiday and catnip..........a lot of catnip
noooo:
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Day one tomorrow. Cat needs to be dosed with honey daily.
What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
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Day one tomorrow. Cat needs to be dosed with honey daily.
What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
How much honey?
How does it need to be administered?
How good is your private medical cover?
whistle:
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It will all be fine angel1
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Hopefully externally as IIRC the rule is NEVER give high sugar content food to cats (gives them the shits)
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It will all be fine angel1
It probably will, unfortunately we are all now well aware that fine has a completely different meaning on the planet you came from whistle:
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Getting the stink eye from Whisper the Cat
Honey to be administered orally scared2:
(https://i.postimg.cc/CztZgjcT/IMG-1546.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/CztZgjcT)
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Getting the stink eye from Whisper the Cat
Honey to be administered orally scared2:
(https://i.postimg.cc/CztZgjcT/IMG-1546.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/CztZgjcT)
Dare we ask why?
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Cures a sniffly nose apparently rubschin:
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Cures a sniffly nose apparently rubschin:
noooo:
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The safest way for you to administer it may be to buy some salmon, rub the honey into it before cutting it up and leaving it for Whisper to eat. Granted we are trusting you with sharp objects but there is far less of a risk of loss of limb than pinning the cat down and trying to force honey down their throat.. Thumbs:
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eeek:
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eeek:
Maybe your right. You could always try asking the fishmonger to rub the honey in and cut it up for you. Much safer that way Thumbs:
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Three times a day ? cry:
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Three times a day ? cry:
You only have to tell the owners you administered it 3 times a day you don't have to actually do it
Off to google
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Well that was quick
'Is honey good for cats?
Not at all, '
https://www.trustedhousesitters.com/blog/pets/can-cats-eat-honey/
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There is a litter tray in every room. ….
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I feel we are bonding
(https://i.postimg.cc/3W9VN33p/IMG-1548.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/3W9VN33p)
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I feel we are bonding
(https://i.postimg.cc/3W9VN33p/IMG-1548.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/3W9VN33p)
Stuck together with honey...? rubschin:
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I feel we are bonding
(https://i.postimg.cc/3W9VN33p/IMG-1548.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/3W9VN33p)
Stuck together with honey...? rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
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I feel we are bonding
(https://i.postimg.cc/3W9VN33p/IMG-1548.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/3W9VN33p)
This temporary servant looks like the infamous serf of madness that I've heard tales about. Well if I can't see something then it doesn't exist so I'm just going to stare at the wall till my regular servants reappear
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Day 2
(https://i.postimg.cc/bsSc9DRx/IMG-1567.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/bsSc9DRx)
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day 4
(https://i.postimg.cc/56f9f8v4/IMG-1588.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/56f9f8v4)
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day 4
(https://i.postimg.cc/56f9f8v4/IMG-1588.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/56f9f8v4)
Is it dead...? rubschin:
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Day 2
(https://i.postimg.cc/bsSc9DRx/IMG-1567.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/bsSc9DRx)
day 4
(https://i.postimg.cc/56f9f8v4/IMG-1588.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/56f9f8v4)
We have a spot the difference competition :thumbsup:
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Well done! Little has changed. We are both pleased that I am heading home tomorrow!
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Well done! Little has changed. We are both pleased that I am heading home tomorrow!
Thumbs:
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Packing for Norwich and 2 valuable pedigrees.
What can possibly go wrong? angel1
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Packing for Norwich and 2 valuable pedigrees.
What can possibly go wrong? angel1
scared2:
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Packing for Norwich and 2 valuable pedigrees.
What can possibly go wrong? angel1
scared2:
rubschin:
You turn up only to find it was really in Northwich?
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eeek:
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Only a 200+ mile 4 hour journey between the two
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Packing for Norwich and 2 valuable pedigrees.
What can possibly go wrong? angel1
What do they wear ..?
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Off I go….
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(https://i.postimg.cc/sv5pSbwB/IMG-1706.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/sv5pSbwB)
scared2:
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(https://i.postimg.cc/sv5pSbwB/IMG-1706.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/sv5pSbwB)
scared2:
scared2: scared2:
Siamese cats are the spawn of the devil
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(https://i.postimg.cc/sv5pSbwB/IMG-1706.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/sv5pSbwB)
scared2:
scared2: scared2:
Siamese cats are the spawn of the devil
I can't decide if it's howling in terror after realising they are being taken care of by the infamous 2 legged stand in oddball from Mogbook or groaning in pleasure because it's decided the perfect spot to leave your body... rubschin:
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Been skydiving
(https://i.postimg.cc/B8tQfm5s/IMG-1709.webp) (https://postimg.cc/B8tQfm5s)
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Been skydiving
(https://i.postimg.cc/B8tQfm5s/IMG-1709.webp) (https://postimg.cc/B8tQfm5s)
eeek:
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Bulletins for cat owners angel1
Pub today
(https://i.postimg.cc/tY4m2bYc/IMG-1723.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/tY4m2bYc)
(https://i.postimg.cc/LnQQWWP8/IMG-1724.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/LnQQWWP8)
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Whoever created those images should have to spend the rest of their days as a mouse on a wheel
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Wait till we get to the weekend beard clipper accident….
(https://i.postimg.cc/LhJrpftT/IMG-1720.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/LhJrpftT)
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noooo:
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(https://i.postimg.cc/87XMxXD0/IMG-1725.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/87XMxXD0)
Disco night
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(https://i.postimg.cc/87XMxXD0/IMG-1725.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/87XMxXD0)
Disco night
noooo:
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(https://i.postimg.cc/87XMxXD0/IMG-1725.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/87XMxXD0)
Disco night
noooo:
It is better than Keyboard Cat, let him be... ;)
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(https://i.postimg.cc/87XMxXD0/IMG-1725.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/87XMxXD0)
Disco night
noooo:
It is better than Keyboard Cat, let him be... ;)
I've seen higher bars
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(https://i.postimg.cc/87XMxXD0/IMG-1725.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/87XMxXD0)
Disco night
noooo:
It is better than Keyboard Cat, let him be... ;)
Damn it BM, you know what Nick is going to do when he reads that Banghead
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angel1
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(https://i.postimg.cc/87XMxXD0/IMG-1725.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/87XMxXD0)
Disco night
noooo:
It is better than Keyboard Cat, let him be... ;)
Damn it BM, you know what Nick is going to do when he reads that Banghead
eeek: facepalm: Banghead
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Chipping Campden (via Lidl) to encounter
(https://i.postimg.cc/XGKdgVms/f8713e78-fefb-4766-abec-b75b717aee38.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/XGKdgVms)
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Chipping Campden (via Lidl) to encounter
(https://i.postimg.cc/XGKdgVms/f8713e78-fefb-4766-abec-b75b717aee38.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/XGKdgVms)
:thumbsup:
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Chipping Campden (via Lidl) to encounter
(https://i.postimg.cc/XGKdgVms/f8713e78-fefb-4766-abec-b75b717aee38.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/XGKdgVms)
cloud9:
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AIDS related skin problems mean that the cat (The Mighty Quinn) is wearing a head cone and needs oinkment to be applied scared2:
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Pads in Bidford on Avon is my New Year mission angel1
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Pads in Bidford on Avon is my New Year mission angel1
:thumbsup:
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He’s a hunter. Mice and squirrels mainly, but occasionally fish. eeek: rubschin:
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He’s a hunter. Mice and squirrels mainly, but occasionally fish. eeek: rubschin:
eeek:
Smudger has a lizard the other day... cry:
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Pads in Stratford is checking me out
(https://i.postimg.cc/hX5txYQ2/IMG-2245.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/hX5txYQ2)
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Pads in Stratford is checking me out
(https://i.postimg.cc/hX5txYQ2/IMG-2245.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/hX5txYQ2)
:thumbsup:
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Been invited back to Stratford on Avon in July angel1
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And now Maine Coons in Lichfield next month :thumbsup:
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And now Maine Coons in Lichfield next month :thumbsup:
;D pics will be needed
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And now Maine Coons in Lichfield next month :thumbsup:
You can't say that word! eeek:
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And now Maine Coons in Lichfield next month :thumbsup:
You can't say that word! eeek:
Beat me to it …. redface:
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And now Maine Coons in Lichfield next month :thumbsup:
You can't say that word! eeek:
Beat me to it …. redface:
Is it called Obama …. rubschin:
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::)
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They are unusually large cats
(https://i.postimg.cc/MnCp1S9w/IMG-2272.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/MnCp1S9w)
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They are unusually large cats
(https://i.postimg.cc/MnCp1S9w/IMG-2272.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/MnCp1S9w)
But said to be very mild mannered and affectionate. I'd want one or three but they don't really do cat doors that big
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They have to use doors
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They have to use doors
Obedient servants needed 24/7 you say?
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Packing for a week in Lichfield. Apparently they steal shiny things (keys, watches, pens etc.) and bury them in the garden. Owners have left me a trowel rubschin: scared2:
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Buy a roll of kitchen foil and tear strips off to roll into balls. Then on the first day dump the entire lot out onto the floor. Thumbs:
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rubschin:
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Buy a roll of kitchen foil and tear strips off to roll into balls. Then on the first day dump the entire lot out onto the floor. Thumbs:
Smudger loves kitchen foil balls... cloud9:
...we have millions of them... ::)
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Buy a roll of kitchen foil and tear strips off to roll into balls. Then on the first day dump the entire lot out onto the floor. Thumbs:
A punning clan (or something like that)
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The Lichfield people can’t find their passports noooo:
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Packing for a week in Lichfield. Apparently they steal shiny things (keys, watches, pens etc.) and bury them in the garden. Owners have left me a trowel rubschin: scared2:
The Maine coons … rubschin:
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Packing for a week in Lichfield. Apparently they steal shiny things (keys, watches, pens etc.) and bury them in the garden. Owners have left me a trowel rubschin: scared2:
The Maine coons … rubschin:
If it's the Maine Coons then plan B. Buy a couple of footballs and cover them in a roll of tin foil each. Thumbs:
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Packing for a week in Lichfield. Apparently they steal shiny things (keys, watches, pens etc.) and bury them in the garden. Owners have left me a trowel rubschin: scared2:
The Maine coons … rubschin:
drumroll:
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Passports located after much panic and shouting.
Here with the cats scared2:
Their sleeping arrangements eeek:
(https://i.postimg.cc/0bmFxLvP/IMG-2301.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/0bmFxLvP)
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Passports located after much panic and shouting.
Here with the cats scared2:
Their sleeping arrangements eeek:
(https://i.postimg.cc/0bmFxLvP/IMG-2301.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/0bmFxLvP)
How big are they??? eeek:
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This is one. The other one is shunning me
(https://i.postimg.cc/WqD7M2kD/IMG-2299.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/WqD7M2kD)
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This is their tunnel. They enter it only for the purpose of fighting eeek:
(https://i.postimg.cc/Hr6w4Xjh/IMG-2302.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Hr6w4Xjh)
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Passports located after much panic and shouting.
Here with the cats scared2:
Their sleeping arrangements eeek:
(https://i.postimg.cc/0bmFxLvP/IMG-2301.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/0bmFxLvP)
And where do the cats sleep?
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This is one. The other one is shunning me
(https://i.postimg.cc/WqD7M2kD/IMG-2299.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/WqD7M2kD)
cloud9:
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Massive pile of shit in middle of kitchen floor evil:
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Massive pile of shit in middle of kitchen floor evil:
A present! cloud9:
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Only just realised that the cats are called Sam and Ella rubschin:
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Only just realised that the cats are called Sam and Ella rubschin:
Wash your hands after touching them and keep away from chicken dinners :thumbsup:
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Only just realised that the cats are called Sam and Ella rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
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Only just realised that the cats are called Sam and Ella rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Massive pile of shit in middle of kitchen floor evil:
Now you just have to find the hidden one. You may want to check your slippers... whistle:
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scared2:
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For some reason I saw this and thought of Nick.. whistle:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-3eadbc434dc73fea04877b93c61a6002)
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For some reason I saw this and thought of Nick.. whistle:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-3eadbc434dc73fea04877b93c61a6002)
lol: lol: lol:
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For some reason I saw this and thought of Nick.. whistle:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-3eadbc434dc73fea04877b93c61a6002)
;D that's what cats do. Despite popular stories they do actually love their owners and distrust 'intruders' they've never met
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Another 5 star review angel1
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Another 5 star review angel1
:thumbsup:
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Another 5 star review angel1
cloud9:
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They obviously haven’t found the stains yet redface:
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They obviously haven’t found the stains yet redface:
Blood??? eeek:
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They obviously haven’t found the stains yet redface:
Blood??? eeek:
Time for CSI Litchfield?
(Cat Sit Investigation)
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They obviously haven’t found the stains yet redface:
Blood??? eeek:
Time for CSI Litchfield?
(Cat Sit Investigation)
lol: lol: lol:
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They obviously haven’t found the stains yet redface:
Blood??? eeek:
Time for CSI Litchfield?
(Cat Sit Investigation)
lol: lol: lol:
;D ;D Thumbs:
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Next stop Burnham Market cloud9:
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Sports Direct - new trainers then supermarket...
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They didn’t mention the ducks evil:
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They didn’t mention the ducks evil:
I'm almost afraid to ask but what happened to the ducks? scared2:
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I am in charge of them angel1
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I am in charge of them angel1
scared2:
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(https://media4.giphy.com/media/1UkWl8EGtf27K/200w.gif?cid=6c09b952t6fd0y9c85nvx3fu31u25a60mpo5zxauopco9jqt&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g)
whistle:
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whistle:
lol:
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I am in charge of them angel1
Bet that was fun for five minutes and a pain thereafter.
Please say they're not indoor ducks, duck poo is utterly vile
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Garden pond
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Garden pond
The lesser known Jane Fonda film … rubschin:
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Garden pond
The lesser known Jane Fonda film … rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
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Garden pond
cloud9:
But not a little jealous.
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Garden pond
The lesser known Jane Fonda film … rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Norfolk here I come
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This is nice
(https://i.postimg.cc/6708KBPR/IMG-2341.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/6708KBPR)
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This is nice
(https://i.postimg.cc/6708KBPR/IMG-2341.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/6708KBPR)
:thumbsup: those powered by heat fans are brilliant
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This is nice
(https://i.postimg.cc/6708KBPR/IMG-2341.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/6708KBPR)
What are you going to put in it? eveilgrin:
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Wood??
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Wood??
And...? eveilgrin:
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Well, one of the cats is very old and a bit frail… rubschin:
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Well, one of the cats is very old and a bit frail… rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
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These guys are a tad eccentric. They are back late tonight and he has offered to cook me a full English before I leave. Fine.
He then says he has to leave for work at 5.30 a.m.!!!
Corn flakes it is then.
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These guys are a tad eccentric. They are back late tonight and he has offered to cook me a full English before I leave. Fine.
He then says he has to leave for work at 5.30 a.m.!!!
Corn flakes it is then.
You have odd friends ….what are the odds … whistle:
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These guys are a tad eccentric. They are back late tonight and he has offered to cook me a full English before I leave. Fine.
He then says he has to leave for work at 5.30 a.m.!!!
Corn flakes it is then.
You have odd friends ….what are the odds … whistle:
You mean like you and BM? whistle:
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These guys are a tad eccentric. They are back late tonight and he has offered to cook me a full English before I leave. Fine.
He then says he has to leave for work at 5.30 a.m.!!!
Corn flakes it is then.
You have odd friends ….what are the odds … whistle:
You mean like you and BM? whistle:
cussing:
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angel1