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Title: Uncle Mort is poorly sick
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2024, 09:02:48 AM
And in hospital. He says no black suits necessary, but you can’t be too careful, so I am off to the cleaners  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort is poorly sick
Post by: Steve on September 07, 2024, 09:29:57 AM
And in hospital. He says no black suits necessary, but you can’t be too careful, so I am off to the cleaners  :thumbsup:
Hope he's back up and fit soon.

Thanks for allying our worstest fears



Title: Re: Uncle Mort is poorly sick
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2024, 09:41:11 AM
Calcium and Magnesium deficiency or summat.

Dr Nick has advised him to eat bones and fireworks  angel1
Title: Re: Uncle Mort is poorly sick
Post by: Steve on September 07, 2024, 10:31:38 AM
Calcium and Magnesium deficiency or summat.

Dr Nick has advised him to eat bones and fireworks  angel1
Uncles 'gain' is Ask Yahoo's loss
Title: Re: Uncle Mort is poorly sick
Post by: apc2010 on September 07, 2024, 10:51:12 PM
Send him our best wishes … Shocked:  not money tho ..
Title: Re: Uncle Mort is poorly sick
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2024, 10:41:14 AM
Thanks Nick, I emailed yesterday but nothing back...
Title: Re: Uncle Mort is poorly sick
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2024, 08:03:13 PM
Uncle still in hospital awaiting tests but reports nurses with black stockings and VPL and suchlike so happy on that front  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Uncle Mort is poorly sick
Post by: Steve on September 08, 2024, 08:04:08 PM
Uncle still in hospital awaiting tests but reports nurses with black stockings and VPL and suchlike so happy on that front  :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort is poorly sick
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2024, 01:46:46 PM
Uncle still in hospital awaiting tests but reports nurses with black stockings and VPL and suchlike so happy on that front  :thumbsup:

 eyes: Drool:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort is poorly sick
Post by: Steve on September 09, 2024, 02:54:13 PM
Uncle still in hospital awaiting tests but reports nurses with black stockings and VPL and suchlike so happy on that front  :thumbsup:

 eyes: Drool:
rubschin:

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Title: Re: Uncle Mort is poorly sick
Post by: apc2010 on September 10, 2024, 01:10:31 PM
Uncle still in hospital awaiting tests but reports nurses with black stockings and VPL and suchlike so happy on that front  :thumbsup:

 eyes: Drool:
rubschin:

(https://www.irishnews.com/resizer/v2/7XAKKGXP7VIDJJHJIDCXT4K6IY.jpg?smart=true&auth=b5bc272a9ec8d92c36a153ba793af335347a6a2b2303efed79306888c3dd84fb&width=1200&height=630)

PreferredAnita Harris … whistle:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort is poorly sick
Post by: Nick on September 12, 2024, 04:36:14 PM
Uncle reports that he hopes to be home this evening  :thumbsup:

Suggest free Mild all round and a big jar of pickled onions
Title: Re: Uncle Mort is poorly sick
Post by: Steve on September 12, 2024, 04:45:04 PM
Uncle reports that he hopes to be home this evening  :thumbsup:

Suggest free Mild all round and a big jar of pickled onions
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort is poorly sick
Post by: apc2010 on September 12, 2024, 11:06:25 PM
Uncle reports that he hopes to be home this evening  :thumbsup:

Suggest free Mild all round and a big jar of pickled onions

Wasn’t Telthe piclkled onion maker..?…
Title: Re: Uncle Mort is poorly sick
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 13, 2024, 01:43:40 PM
I'M HOME! A bit delayed but back.

Anything Nick has alluded to please ignore. Black stockings and VPL are long in past as far as nurses go.
Title: Re: Uncle Mort is poorly sick
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2024, 01:48:08 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort is poorly sick
Post by: Steve on September 13, 2024, 03:51:58 PM
I'M HOME! A bit delayed but back. . .
happ096

. .Anything Nick has alluded to please ignore. Black stockings and VPL are long in past as far as nurses go.
cry:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort is poorly sick
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2024, 04:01:45 PM
I'M HOME! A bit delayed but back. . .
happ096

. .Anything Nick has alluded to please ignore. Black stockings and VPL are long in past as far as nurses go.
cry:

The NHS has let nurse standards slip  noooo:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort is poorly sick
Post by: apc2010 on September 13, 2024, 11:25:35 PM
I'M HOME! A bit delayed but back.

Anything Nick has alluded to please ignore. Black stockings and VPL are long in past as far as nurses go.

 Thumbs:   
Title: Re: Uncle Mort is poorly sick
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2025, 10:22:13 AM
Poor old chap is back in hospital.

Get yer black suits ready noooo:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort is poorly sick
Post by: Steve on January 06, 2025, 11:31:56 AM
Poor old chap is back in hospital.

Get yer black suits ready noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:

Thanks for finding out, please send him our best
Title: Re: Uncle Mort is poorly sick
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2025, 12:00:26 PM
Nurse sent a photo


(https://i.postimg.cc/sG2JZXnj/IMG-2268.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/sG2JZXnj)
Title: Re: Uncle Mort is poorly sick
Post by: Steve on January 06, 2025, 01:53:43 PM
Nurse sent a photo


(https://i.postimg.cc/sG2JZXnj/IMG-2268.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/sG2JZXnj)
lol:

sadly this is photo of the nurse

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Title: Re: Uncle Mort is poorly sick
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2025, 02:13:26 PM
No wonder he looks pale!
Title: Re: Uncle Mort is poorly sick
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 07, 2025, 06:02:21 PM
And with one bound, he's free!


Well that wasn't too bad, calcium and magnesium levels bottomed out again making me very poorly. Pumped in new supplies and voila! Lots happened in between (28 hours in A&E is no fun) but it was fairly straightforward. Medicines reviewed, Parathyroid glands considered, and I'm a new man. Well an old man, but less wobbly.

Back on Saturday for a follow up. (and retrieve my phone charger and earbuds I left behind)

P.S. One nurse was yummy.
Title: Re: Uncle Mort is poorly sick
Post by: Steve on January 07, 2025, 06:05:42 PM
And with one bound, he's free!


Well that wasn't too bad, calcium and magnesium levels bottomed out again making me very poorly. Pumped in new supplies and voila! Lots happened in between (28 hours in A&E is no fun) but it was fairly straightforward. Medicines reviewed, Parathyroid glands considered, and I'm a new man. Well an old man, but less wobbly.

Back on Saturday for a follow up. (and retrieve my phone charger and earbuds I left behind)

P.S. One nurse was yummy.
happ096  Uncle's back.

Title: Re: Uncle Mort is poorly sick
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 07, 2025, 06:39:25 PM
Going to buy a tablet for next time. I've got a Netbook I bought in 2010 For when I was in for an operation but it not man enough for the job these days. I Still use it as I've got a 32bit DOS program I still use for my home accounts.
Title: Re: Uncle Mort is poorly sick
Post by: Nick on January 07, 2025, 07:03:16 PM
Black suit back in cupboard  sad24:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort is poorly sick
Post by: apc2010 on January 07, 2025, 07:22:17 PM
And with one bound, he's free!


Well that wasn't too bad, calcium and magnesium levels bottomed out again making me very poorly. Pumped in new supplies and voila! Lots happened in between (28 hours in A&E is no fun) but it was fairly straightforward. Medicines reviewed, Parathyroid glands considered, and I'm a new man. Well an old man, but less wobbly.

Back on Saturday for a follow up. (and retrieve my phone charger and earbuds I left behind)

P.S. One nurse was yummy.

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort is poorly sick
Post by: apc2010 on January 07, 2025, 07:24:21 PM
Going to buy a tablet for next time. I've got a Netbook I bought in 2010 For when I was in for an operation but it not man enough for the job these days. I Still use it as I've got a 32bit DOS program I still use for my home accounts.

Would have thought hospital would have tablets …. whistle:     redface:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort is poorly sick
Post by: Barman on January 07, 2025, 09:57:32 PM
Black suit back in cupboard  sad24:

Just got mine cleaned...  evil:

Welcome back Uncle!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort is poorly sick
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2025, 03:06:50 PM
28 hours in A and E?! Shocked: