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Title: I have an alibi?
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2007, 02:55:41 PM
Wenchy, check Landlady?s IP address from her last post?

You can see that we were on-line together yet she is posting from the UK and I am, um not.

Ipso facto Landlady cannot be under the patio or hidden behind the chimney breast.  whistle:
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Bar Wench on September 19, 2007, 02:58:44 PM
I know she's not because

I KNOW THINGS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW!!!!!  point:
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2007, 03:01:46 PM
I know she's not because

I KNOW THINGS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW!!!!!  point:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!  shocked003

Tell me and I'll give you the address of the boy's room.  whistle:
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Bar Wench on September 19, 2007, 03:02:57 PM
No way on earth!!!!  point:

Besides Nick already gave out the private address in return for certain information.  whistle:
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: tel on September 19, 2007, 03:03:50 PM
I know she's not because

I KNOW THINGS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW!!!!!  point:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!  shocked003

Tell me and I'll give you the address of the boy's room.  whistle:

Traitor, how easily you are turned!
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2007, 03:04:23 PM
Besides Nick already gave out the private address in return for certain information.  whistle:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!  shocked003

My world is falling apart...  sad24:
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2007, 03:05:01 PM
I know she's not because

I KNOW THINGS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW!!!!!  point:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!  shocked003

Tell me and I'll give you the address of the boy's room.  whistle:

Traitor, how easily you are turned!
I wasn't going to really...  Banghead
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: tel on September 19, 2007, 03:06:22 PM
Well, Wench has now shopped Nick anyway.
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Bar Wench on September 19, 2007, 03:06:36 PM
Oh he would have done for this!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2007, 03:09:16 PM
Oh he would have done for this!  eveilgrin:
If you think I?m going to PM you and beg you to tell me you have another think coming my dear?  whistle:
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Bar Wench on September 19, 2007, 03:10:17 PM
Oh he would have done for this!  eveilgrin:
If you think I?m going to PM you and beg you to tell me you have another think coming my dear?  whistle:

I wouldn't tell you even if you did! <flounces off thread>
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 03:41:11 PM
Landlady is a bit flustered, I feel
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Bar Wench on September 19, 2007, 03:55:12 PM
Landlady is a bit flustered, I feel

Oh no, she's is most content.  whistle:
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 19, 2007, 04:16:52 PM
Wenchy, check Landlady?s IP address from her last post?

You can see that we were on-line together yet she is posting from the UK and I am, um not.

Ipso facto Landlady cannot be under the patio or hidden behind the chimney breast.  whistle:

I have one thing to say to that piece of evidence Barman old boy - Dameware  whistle:
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2007, 06:16:03 PM
Landlady is a bit flustered, I feel

Oh no, she's is most content.  whistle:
scared2:
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 19, 2007, 06:39:00 PM
You only really have to worry if Wenchy arranges to meat up with her Barman. Then I'd forget the home improvements and start building a panic room and fortifications  scared2:
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 08:02:49 PM
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You only really have to worry if Wenchy arranges to meat up with her Barman

Freudian slip?
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2007, 05:43:42 AM
You only really have to worry if Wenchy arranges to meat up with her Barman. Then I'd forget the home improvements and start building a panic room and fortifications  scared2:
And a tat room prolly...  whistle:
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Bar Wench on September 20, 2007, 07:39:09 AM
You only really have to worry if Wenchy arranges to meat up with her Barman. Then I'd forget the home improvements and start building a panic room and fortifications  scared2:
And a tat room prolly...  whistle:

I forgot to furnish LandLady with the details of expensive yummy wool shops before she left. Must go and send a pm.  point:
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2007, 07:44:04 AM
You only really have to worry if Wenchy arranges to meat up with her Barman. Then I'd forget the home improvements and start building a panic room and fortifications  scared2:
And a tat room prolly...  whistle:

I forgot to furnish LandLady with the details of expensive yummy wool shops before she left. Must go and send a pm.  point:
She probably has an account there already...  noooo:
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Bar Wench on September 20, 2007, 07:45:36 AM
You only really have to worry if Wenchy arranges to meat up with her Barman. Then I'd forget the home improvements and start building a panic room and fortifications  scared2:
And a tat room prolly...  whistle:

I forgot to furnish LandLady with the details of expensive yummy wool shops before she left. Must go and send a pm.  point:
She probably has an account there already...  noooo:

I also need to pm her details of various online emporiums that do yummy tat. The Christmas tat catalogues have just started arriving too!  lol:
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2007, 07:47:21 AM
You only really have to worry if Wenchy arranges to meat up with her Barman. Then I'd forget the home improvements and start building a panic room and fortifications  scared2:
And a tat room prolly...  whistle:

I forgot to furnish LandLady with the details of expensive yummy wool shops before she left. Must go and send a pm.  point:
She probably has an account there already...  noooo:

I also need to pm her details of various online emporiums that do yummy tat. The Christmas tat catalogues have just started arriving too!  lol:
Good grief? doh:
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Bar Wench on September 20, 2007, 07:49:31 AM
I am making a tree skirt. It is proving difficult to draw a large enough circle on the fabric I have in mind. Plates don't come that big.  rubschin:
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2007, 08:03:17 AM
I am making a tree skirt. It is proving difficult to draw a large enough circle on the fabric I have in mind. Plates don't come that big.  rubschin:
doh:
A drawing pin, pencil and length of string...
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Bar Wench on September 20, 2007, 08:04:09 AM
I am making a tree skirt. It is proving difficult to draw a large enough circle on the fabric I have in mind. Plates don't come that big.  rubschin:
doh:
A drawing pin, pencil and length of string...

 redface: Or course. So simple. Knew there was a reason why I kept coming here.  redface:
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2007, 08:05:08 AM
I am making a tree skirt. It is proving difficult to draw a large enough circle on the fabric I have in mind. Plates don't come that big.  rubschin:
doh:
A drawing pin, pencil and length of string...

 redface: Or course. So simple. Knew there was a reason why I kept coming here.  redface:
We wondered too...  noooo:
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Bar Wench on September 20, 2007, 08:06:27 AM
I could just  sad32: pack up  sad32: and leave  sad24:
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2007, 08:08:30 AM
I could just  sad32: pack up  sad32: and leave  sad24:
tunble:
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2007, 08:21:21 AM
Tree skirt?
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Bar Wench on September 20, 2007, 08:23:06 AM
Tree skirt?

For around the bottom of my tree, to hide the legs. Mr Wench covers his tree pot with a red table cloth.
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2007, 08:25:04 AM
Oh, not to wear then..........
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Bar Wench on September 20, 2007, 08:30:01 AM
No. I tried to make a skirt last week. I got entangled in the tissue paper pattern.  redface:
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Snoopy on September 20, 2007, 09:47:40 AM
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Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2007, 09:48:19 AM
So that's where you get them from  point:
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: tel on September 20, 2007, 10:46:07 AM
Tree skirt?

For around the bottom of my tree, to hide the legs. Mr Wench covers his tree pot with a red table cloth.

How many trees do you have? One for each room?
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Snoopy on September 20, 2007, 10:48:20 AM
Tree skirt?

For around the bottom of my tree, to hide the legs. Mr Wench covers his tree pot with a red table cloth.

How many trees do you have? One for each room?

We usually have a large tree in the hall and a small one in the dining room. In recent years these have been fake trees because of the little one's asthma. He reacts badly to the real sort.
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2007, 10:50:52 AM
Blimey, that's bad. Allergic to trees too? Cooking must be a nightmare.

How are the, er toenails redface:
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Bar Wench on September 20, 2007, 10:55:47 AM
Tree skirt?

For around the bottom of my tree, to hide the legs. Mr Wench covers his tree pot with a red table cloth.

How many trees do you have? One for each room?

Well, there is my large fake one, Mr Wench's largish real one, the small one in the bedroom, the teeny one on the dining room table think that is it for trees.
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Snoopy on September 20, 2007, 11:16:35 AM
Blimey, that's bad. Allergic to trees too? Cooking must be a nightmare.

How are the, er toenails redface:

This is the littlest one.  Real Christmas Trees make both him and Mrs S wheeze ~ something to do with the sap/pollen ..... I dunno. Best to accept it as fact and buy fake ones.
We don't actually cook trees but he is allergic to almost every food you can name and to nuts, seeds etc. It is a matter of avoiding the really bad ones and striking a balance with the rest. The medics say he may grow out of much of it in time but the anaphylactic shock (caused by eating a small piece of walnut) he had a couple of years back now was frightening at the time. The biggest problem food wise is avoiding eggs. They are in everything  ::)

Coming up to the next lad ~ his toes are getting better. The lack of the toenails can, he tells me, get a bit tender so he is still not kicking footballs etc but otherwise he is OK.
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2007, 11:52:06 AM
What happened to my alibi thread?  Banghead

Wenchy, your hands to the knob if you please!
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Bar Wench on September 20, 2007, 12:00:44 PM
What happened to my alibi thread?  Banghead

Wenchy, your hands to the knob if you please!

My Mummy told me never to handle strange knobs.
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2007, 12:02:02 PM
What happened to my alibi thread?  Banghead

Wenchy, your hands to the knob if you please!

My Mummy told me never to handle strange knobs.
It didn't stop you yesterday...  ::)
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Bar Wench on September 20, 2007, 12:02:21 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: I have an alibi?
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2007, 12:02:38 PM
What happened to my alibi thread?  Banghead

Wenchy, your hands to the knob if you please!

My Mummy told me never to handle strange knobs.

Did you listen?

No