The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Grumpmeister on September 19, 2007, 04:14:09 PM
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That settles it, I'm getting a second set of locks for my place sick2:
SYDNEY (Reuters) - It was a stick up of a different kind for one Australian burglar, who broke into a neighbour's house and played sex games in the bathroom with a bottle of toilet detergent and a vacuum cleaner.
A court in the northern city of Brisbane heard how 27 year old Jamie Lacey, high on drugs, broke into the house in September 2004, scattering pornographic magazines around the bathroom and making a sex toy from a bottle of detergent, a piece of wood and a rubber glove, the Brisbane Times reported.
Jesus, that's gotta make your eyes water eeek:
Lacey was arrested in December 2006 after police matched DNA his DNA to that on the rubber glove, according to the Australian Associated Press.
A vacuum cleaner was also found in the bathroom, but the judge dismissed a defence submission that there was no proof the vacuum has been used for sexual purposes.
"I'm sure that your client didn't hoover the carpets," the newspaper and AAP quoted judge Tony Rafter as saying.
Lacey was sentenced to 12 months community service, with judge declining to send him to jail since he had held a steady job for two years and was now a father.
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Don't try this at home?
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Lacey was sentenced to 12 months community service, with judge declining to send him to jail since he had held a steady job for two years and was now a father.
How? rubschin:
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Lacey was sentenced to 12 months community service, with judge declining to send him to jail since he had held a steady job for two years and was now a father.
How? rubschin:
Presumably the vacuum cleaner has had a little duster and he has made an honest sweeper of her.
Which brings us back to Brides in White I believe
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Lacey was sentenced to 12 months community service, with judge declining to send him to jail since he had held a steady job for two years and was now a father.
How? rubschin:
Presumably the vacuum cleaner has had a little duster and he has made an honest sweeper of her.
Which brings us back to Brides in White I believe
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