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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on September 20, 2007, 09:06:23 AM
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Love 'em. Stolid beasts, unlike horses (who are just crafty and untrustworthy) Friendly too.
Any other donkeyophiles hereabouts?
And now Growler has one cloud9:
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Love 'em. Stolid beasts, unlike horses (who are just crafty and untrustworthy) Friendly too.
Any other donkeyophiles hereabouts?
And now Growler has one cloud9:
NO he hasn't....YET. ;)
Just giving one serious consideration that's all.
Loveable creatures, but a bit dozy. Bit like meself really. cloud9:
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SO have you priced one up yet?
Check this out!
http://www.wolfheartranch.com/Beforeyoubuyadonkey.htm (http://www.wolfheartranch.com/Beforeyoubuyadonkey.htm)
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Jack 2 years or older with both Testicles descended? Do not purchase jack over 20 mos as breeding stock that does not have testicles present.
WTF!? eeek:
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You have to have a donkey checklist. Like with a car. MOT and suchlike.
Except cars don't have testicles, obviously.
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You have to have a donkey checklist. Like with a car. MOT and suchlike.
Except cars don't have testicles, obviously.
All sounds very technical to me, and i don't fix donkeys.
A wonky donkey could prove to be very expensive to fix, but at least they don't have ECU's thank goodness happy088
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Very true rubschin:
ANd Mr Norks it is then.
Shares now available
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Wenchy. ?50 buys you a share
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Wenchy. ?50 buys you a share
Don't because you know I would. Mr Wench would hit the roof. What did you do today dear? Oh you know the usual, work, supermarket, bought a donkey.
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only a share in a donkey. He could send you Christmas CArds and stuff.
Also manure
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Actually the manure might sell it to Mr Wench! rubschin:
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Why?
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He's Welsh ~ Leeks, dear boy, Leeks!
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Why?
He has a new found garden obsession.
He isn't allowed to grow leeks! evil:
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A wonky donkey could prove to be very expensive to fix,
If it played the piano it would be a plinky plonky wonky donkey? redface:
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AWAY, this is serious evil:
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It has my vote
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A wonky donkey could prove to be very expensive to fix,
If it played the piano it would be a plinky plonky wonky donkey? redface:
And if it played American negro type music it would be a Honky Tonky Plinky Plonky Wonkey Donkey whistle:
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evil:
My donkey is sacred
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A wonky donkey could prove to be very expensive to fix,
If it played the piano it would be a plinky plonky wonky donkey? redface:
And if it played American negro type music it would be a Honky Tonky Plinky Plonky Wonkey Donkey whistle:
That?s the one I couldn?t remember!
If it had a dodgy eye it would be a honky tonky plinky plonky winky wonky donkey.
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Back to your chimbly!
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Donkeys bollocks. evil:
Spoke to the gaffer about the donkey, and he said,.... "no, and you're both mad".
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How 'bout a small dog instead? whistle:
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Donkeys bollocks. evil:
Spoke to the gaffer about the donkey, and he said,.... "no, and you're both mad".
Poor Nick, he did rather have his heart set on it.
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How 'bout a small dog instead? whistle:
No. we need to find an alternative home for 'Bill'. rubschin:
Nicks garden. happy088
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Is that really fair on the Donkey? To expose him to Captain Calamity and The Boy on a daily basis?
Look what happened to Snoop's son and he was only in their company for an afternoon! eeek:
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Donkeys bollocks. evil:
Spoke to the gaffer about the donkey, and he said,.... "no, and you're both mad".
Poor Nick, he did rather have his heart set on it.
So have I tbh.
I shall broach the subject at a special business meeting tonight.
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Donkeys bollocks. evil:
Spoke to the gaffer about the donkey, and he said,.... "no, and you're both mad".
Poor Nick, he did rather have his heart set on it.
So have I tbh.
I shall broach the subject at a special business meeting tonight.
I'm sponsoring the happy face. There are cucumbers in it for you. whistle:
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I?m fed up with bloody donkeys! Banghead
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I?m fed up with bloody donkeys! Banghead
We're all bloody fedup with you, but we just purup and shurup don't we? ::)
I really think the gaffer wasn't taking me serious you know. My giggling may have put him off, and I mentioned Nick, which is always the kiss of death, in'it?
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I?m fed up with bloody donkeys! Banghead
We're all bloody fedup with you, but we just purup and shurup don't we? ::)
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He has a point there BM.
How's the chimley?
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He has a point there BM.
How's the chimley?
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Plan C. rubschin:
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Got my 'ed too! eeek:
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What's the difference between Colin McRea and Gary Glitter????
Only 2 boys went down on McRea's chopper....
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What's the difference between Colin McRea and Gary Glitter????
Only 2 boys went down on McRea's chopper....
Not funny. VERY BIG Mcrae fan here.
This is a donkey thread anyway. ::)
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I have found a donkey at tesco.com
He shall be called Mr Norks and he arrives in a truck tomorrow. Growler, gimme a call. Sort of urgent.
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I have found a donkey at tesco.com
He shall be called Mr Norks and he arrives in a truck tomorrow. Growler, gimme a call. Sort of urgent.
P'raps you'd care to broach the subject to the gaffer next time you see him Nick?
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Will do
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Perhaps we could offer this one a new home.
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Perhaps we could offer this one a new home.
Have you seen the full film clip of this?
Raghead 1:"What is the problem here?"
Raghead 2:"The donkey is too light for the cart"
Raghead 1:"What will you do, get a heavier donkey?"
Raghead 2:"No we will load bags of rice on its back until it is heavy enough"
They do this, and the donkey wobbles off.
If I find it I will post a link.
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Perhaps we could offer this one a new home.
Have you seen the full film clip of this?
Raghead 1:"What is the problem here?"
Raghead 2:"The donkey is too light for the cart"
Raghead 1:"What will you do, get a heavier donkey?"
Raghead 2:"No we will load bags of rice on its back until it is heavy enough"
They do this, and the donkey wobbles off.
If I find it I will post a link.
lol: lol:
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Poor donkey! sad24:
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Poor donkey! sad24:
We saw something very like this when we visited my mum, I had to physically restrain the other half from :
1: punching out the owner. evil:
2: trying to bring it home. noooo: It would never have fit in the luggage.
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We'd have had it.
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Will do
Try and act normal...... happy001....and sort of serious like. Joint business venture and all that stuff like.
He is convinced we're both bloody mad, I'm sure of it. rubschin:
I think my nervous gigglin' when I was talkin' about it didn't do me many favours tbh. noooo:
Mrs Landowner HASN'T gorra donkey apparently. Just nags. ::)
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Mrs Landowner HASN'T gorra donkey apparently. Just nags. ::)
They all do that. noooo: