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Title: Donkeys
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2007, 09:06:23 AM
Love 'em. Stolid beasts, unlike horses (who are just crafty and untrustworthy) Friendly too.
Any other donkeyophiles hereabouts?

And now Growler has one cloud9:

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Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: GROWLER on September 20, 2007, 09:12:02 AM
Love 'em. Stolid beasts, unlike horses (who are just crafty and untrustworthy) Friendly too.
Any other donkeyophiles hereabouts?

And now Growler has one cloud9:

NO he hasn't....YET. ;)
 Just giving one serious consideration that's all.

Loveable creatures, but a bit dozy. Bit like meself really. cloud9:
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2007, 09:13:43 AM
SO have you priced one up yet?

Check this out!

http://www.wolfheartranch.com/Beforeyoubuyadonkey.htm (http://www.wolfheartranch.com/Beforeyoubuyadonkey.htm)
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: GROWLER on September 20, 2007, 09:16:00 AM
Jack 2 years or older  with both Testicles descended? Do not purchase jack over 20 mos as breeding stock that does not have testicles present.


WTF!? eeek:
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2007, 09:16:54 AM
You have to have a donkey checklist. Like with a car. MOT and suchlike.

Except cars don't have testicles, obviously.
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: GROWLER on September 20, 2007, 09:22:04 AM
You have to have a donkey checklist. Like with a car. MOT and suchlike.

Except cars don't have testicles, obviously.

All sounds very technical to me, and i don't fix donkeys.
A wonky donkey could prove to be very expensive to fix, but at least they don't have ECU's thank goodness happy088
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2007, 09:23:25 AM
Very true rubschin:

ANd Mr Norks it is then.

Shares now available
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2007, 11:30:08 AM
Wenchy. ?50 buys you a share

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Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: Bar Wench on September 20, 2007, 11:32:33 AM
Wenchy. ?50 buys you a share

Don't because you know I would. Mr Wench would hit the roof. What did you do today dear? Oh you know the usual, work, supermarket, bought a donkey.
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2007, 11:33:44 AM
only a share in a donkey. He could send you Christmas CArds and stuff.

Also manure
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: Bar Wench on September 20, 2007, 11:34:35 AM
Actually the manure might sell it to Mr Wench!  rubschin:
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2007, 11:35:48 AM
Why?
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: Snoopy on September 20, 2007, 11:36:42 AM
He's Welsh ~ Leeks, dear boy, Leeks!
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: Bar Wench on September 20, 2007, 11:37:08 AM
Why?

He has a new found garden obsession.

He isn't allowed to grow leeks!  evil:
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2007, 11:53:34 AM
A wonky donkey could prove to be very expensive to fix,
If it played the piano it would be a plinky plonky wonky donkey?  redface:
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2007, 11:56:02 AM
AWAY, this is serious evil:
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 20, 2007, 01:13:58 PM
It has my vote
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 20, 2007, 01:40:48 PM
A wonky donkey could prove to be very expensive to fix,
If it played the piano it would be a plinky plonky wonky donkey?  redface:

And if it played American negro type music it would be a Honky Tonky Plinky Plonky Wonkey Donkey  whistle:
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2007, 01:41:46 PM
 evil:
My donkey is sacred
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2007, 01:45:31 PM
A wonky donkey could prove to be very expensive to fix,
If it played the piano it would be a plinky plonky wonky donkey?  redface:

And if it played American negro type music it would be a Honky Tonky Plinky Plonky Wonkey Donkey  whistle:
That?s the one I couldn?t remember!

If it had a dodgy eye it would be a honky tonky plinky plonky winky wonky donkey.
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2007, 01:47:06 PM
Back to your chimbly!
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: GROWLER on September 20, 2007, 01:55:28 PM
Donkeys bollocks. evil:
 Spoke to the gaffer about the donkey, and he said,.... "no, and you're both mad".
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2007, 01:56:13 PM
How 'bout a small dog instead?  whistle:
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: Bar Wench on September 20, 2007, 01:57:57 PM
Donkeys bollocks. evil:
 Spoke to the gaffer about the donkey, and he said,.... "no, and you're both mad".

Poor Nick, he did rather have his heart set on it.
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: GROWLER on September 20, 2007, 01:58:57 PM
How 'bout a small dog instead?  whistle:

No. we need to find an alternative home for 'Bill'. rubschin:

Nicks garden. happy088
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: Bar Wench on September 20, 2007, 02:00:19 PM
Is that really fair on the Donkey? To expose him to Captain Calamity and The Boy on a daily basis?

Look what happened to Snoop's son and he was only in their company for an afternoon!  eeek:
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: GROWLER on September 20, 2007, 02:00:39 PM
Donkeys bollocks. evil:
 Spoke to the gaffer about the donkey, and he said,.... "no, and you're both mad".

Poor Nick, he did rather have his heart set on it.

So have I tbh.
I shall broach the subject at a special business meeting tonight.

Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: Bar Wench on September 20, 2007, 02:01:39 PM
Donkeys bollocks. evil:
 Spoke to the gaffer about the donkey, and he said,.... "no, and you're both mad".

Poor Nick, he did rather have his heart set on it.

So have I tbh.
I shall broach the subject at a special business meeting tonight.



I'm sponsoring the happy face. There are cucumbers in it for you.  whistle:
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2007, 02:02:48 PM
I?m fed up with bloody donkeys!  Banghead
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: GROWLER on September 20, 2007, 02:06:38 PM
I?m fed up with bloody donkeys!  Banghead

We're all bloody fedup with you, but we just purup and shurup don't we? ::)


I really think the gaffer wasn't taking me serious you know. My giggling may have put him off, and I mentioned Nick, which is always the kiss of death, in'it?
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2007, 02:07:23 PM
I?m fed up with bloody donkeys!  Banghead

We're all bloody fedup with you, but we just purup and shurup don't we? ::)
eeek:
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: Bar Wench on September 20, 2007, 02:07:46 PM
He has a point there BM.

How's the chimley?
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2007, 02:08:42 PM
He has a point there BM.

How's the chimley?
eeek:
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: GROWLER on September 20, 2007, 02:14:13 PM
Plan C. rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi27.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc172%2Fb0nz0%2Fdogs_63.jpg&hash=a868c2f56223a20f14f16414870b3c2905c8cb83)

Got my 'ed too! eeek:
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: Berek on September 20, 2007, 02:16:31 PM
What's the difference between Colin McRea and Gary Glitter????

Only 2 boys went down on McRea's chopper....
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: GROWLER on September 20, 2007, 02:21:24 PM
What's the difference between Colin McRea and Gary Glitter????

Only 2 boys went down on McRea's chopper....


Not funny. VERY BIG Mcrae fan here.

This is a donkey thread anyway. ::)
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2007, 02:51:06 PM
I have found a donkey at tesco.com

He shall be called Mr Norks and he arrives in a truck tomorrow. Growler, gimme a call. Sort of urgent.
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: GROWLER on September 21, 2007, 08:03:49 AM
I have found a donkey at tesco.com

He shall be called Mr Norks and he arrives in a truck tomorrow. Growler, gimme a call. Sort of urgent.

P'raps you'd care to broach the subject to the gaffer next time you see him Nick?
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2007, 01:22:50 PM
Will do

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Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: Sour Puss on September 21, 2007, 01:27:18 PM
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Perhaps we could offer this one a new home.
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 21, 2007, 02:37:36 PM
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Perhaps we could offer this one a new home.
Have you seen the full film clip of this?

Raghead 1:"What is the problem here?"

Raghead 2:"The donkey is too light for the cart"

Raghead 1:"What will you do, get a heavier donkey?"

Raghead 2:"No we will load bags of rice on its back until it is heavy enough"

They do this, and the donkey wobbles off.


If I find it I will post a link.
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 02:38:44 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthirdrail.smorgasblog.com%2Farchives%2Fdonkey.jpg&hash=b51d85f1865550dae125761b187dcd48b2576098)

Perhaps we could offer this one a new home.
Have you seen the full film clip of this?

Raghead 1:"What is the problem here?"

Raghead 2:"The donkey is too light for the cart"

Raghead 1:"What will you do, get a heavier donkey?"

Raghead 2:"No we will load bags of rice on its back until it is heavy enough"

They do this, and the donkey wobbles off.


If I find it I will post a link.
lol: lol:
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2007, 02:46:42 PM
Poor donkey! sad24:
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: Sour Puss on September 21, 2007, 05:21:00 PM
Poor donkey! sad24:

We saw something very like this when we visited my mum, I had to physically restrain the other half from :

1: punching out the owner.   evil:
2: trying to bring it home.     noooo: It would never have fit in the luggage.
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2007, 07:37:03 PM
We'd have had it.
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: GROWLER on September 21, 2007, 09:27:03 PM
Will do

Try and act normal...... happy001....and sort of serious like. Joint business venture and all that stuff like.
He is convinced we're both bloody mad, I'm sure of it. rubschin:
I think my nervous gigglin' when I was talkin' about it didn't do me many favours tbh.  noooo:

Mrs Landowner HASN'T gorra donkey apparently. Just nags. ::)
Title: Re: Donkeys
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 21, 2007, 11:13:12 PM
Mrs Landowner HASN'T gorra donkey apparently. Just nags. ::)
They all do that. noooo: