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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Uncle Mort on September 20, 2007, 10:34:58 AM
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A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas??
The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and G.I. Joe".
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken." ?No," said the little girl, "She comes with G.I. Joe; she fakes it with Ken."
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Good grief!
My nephew was once in charge of marketing for Barbie and Ken (sad - mind you he is now in LA and in charge of merchandising for Harry Potter, bastard). I recall taxing him once, at a wedding, about Ken's absence of genitalia.
He had no answer, but we were both pissed, so that is no surprise.
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Of course you got the answer. Now you know why Barbie fakes it with Ken
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Good grief!
My nephew was once in charge of marketing for Barbie and Ken (sad - mind you he is now in LA and in charge of merchandising for Harry Potter, bastard).
Does he now. eyes:
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Didn't Barbie split up with Ken and run off with a new doll?
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Didn't Barbie split up with Ken and run off with a new doll?
Yes, I heard she broke it off.
Bloody cheap plastic
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Didn't Barbie split up with Ken and run off with a new doll?
Yes, I heard she broke it off.
Bloody cheap plastic
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