The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on September 22, 2007, 08:42:57 AM
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The pub will be closing for refurbishment this week.
From about 17:30 on Friday 28th September ?til early on Monday 1st October.
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scared2:
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Theoretically, I could keep it open? but we?d lose everything we posted during that time? rubschin:
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Oh well, I have to have my birthday drinks somewhere else. And I was going to put my card behind the bar. eastdrink048
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Oh well, I have to have my birthday drinks somewhere else. And I was going to put my card behind the bar. eastdrink048
eeek:
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scared2: Does this mean I will have to TALK to people for a few days. eeek: noooo: surrender:
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scared2: Does this mean I will have to TALK to people for a few days. eeek: noooo: surrender:
happy100 Not for too long dear... noooo:
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I hope you dont all get eyes: "grumpy" again
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The Wife will be pleased! evil:
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I hope you dont all get " eyes: grumpy" again
Eeeek! scared2:
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I hope you dont all get " eyes: grumpy" again
Eeeek! scared2:
noooo: Can't... cussing: Banned.
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I hope you dont all get " eyes: grumpy" again
Eeeek! scared2:
noooo: Can't... cussing: Banned.
Me Three.
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me too..in certain modes.. but Berek can still wander in.. whistle:
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me too..in certain modes.. but Berek can still wander in.. whistle:
In certain modes? rubschin:
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I meant "roles".. whistle:
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I meant "roles".. whistle:
Ah... ;)
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I wasn't banned point: just had my priveledges revoked. eeek:
What am I going to do?!?! Mr Wench is home that weekend are you suggesting that I might actually have to speak to him! eeek:
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I wasn't banned point: just had my priveledges revoked. eeek:
What am I going to do?!?! Mr Wench is home that weekend are you suggesting that I might actually have to speak to him! eeek:
Fraid so... tunble:
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I wasn't banned point: just had my priveledges revoked. eeek:
What am I going to do?!?! Mr Wench is home that weekend are you suggesting that I might actually have to speak to him! eeek:
I see yopu are still the number one poster tho - even after all those 'purges'... whistle:
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Typical eh? I join and the pub closes. . . . if only I could get free, I might have made it in time!!! cry:
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Typical eh? I join and the pub closes. . . . if only I could get free, I might have made it in time!!! cry:
Welcome! cloud9:
Closure is nothing personal I can assure you ? just a new lick of paint and some horse brasses is all. whistle:
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Typical eh? I join and the pub closes. . . . if only I could get free, I might have made it in time!!! cry:
Don't worry, we'll come and rescue you... - in a bit. ;D
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It has been a privilege knowing you all.
Obviously Barman will never get it going again, so toodle pip you lot. noooo:
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It has been a privilege knowing you all.
Obviously Barman will never get it going again, so toodle pip you lot. noooo:
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I have 'plan B' too I'll have you know... whistle:
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OK. . . rescue would be good. . . got about a week, I guess!!! Must find out why my 'cry' didn't work!!!! Bit rusty at this. I'll try again! redface:
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OK. . . rescue would be good. . . got about a week, I guess!!! Must find out why my 'cry' didn't work!!!! Bit rusty at this. I'll try again! redface:
Some bizarre anti-spam feature that, um somebody added? whistle:
You can add as many as you want once you have ten posts on the board? so get posting!
How did you find us? rubschin:
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That would be telling!!!!
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That would be telling!!!!
doh: Obviously... ::)
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Well, it's like this. . . . tinkerbell has powers no-one understands, but she also has friends in high places!!! Think about Tink's buddy!!! Actually it was a recommendation from someone very close to your heart BM!!!!!
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Well, it's like this. . . . tinkerbell has powers no-one understands, but she also has friends in high places!!! Think about Tink's buddy!!! Actually it was a recommendation from someone very close to your heart BM!!!!!
My liver?
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I know, your avatar is givig me the horn...
Is that wrong?
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How did you find us? rubschin:
You did not ask me that question. I was warned that you are a bit tight at handing over finders "Karma" points to people who point people in the right direction. I was not warned that I could not use the facilities until I get to 10 posts thought. Getting a bit urgent now.
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mmmmmmmmmmm???? no! Behave Mr Happy!!!!
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mmmmmmmmmmm???? no! Behave Mr Happy!!!!
Ignore Mr. Happy... and Berek. whistle:
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How did you find us? rubschin:
You did not ask me that question. I was warned that you are a bit tight at handing over finders "Karma" points to people who point people in the right direction. I was not warned that I could not use the facilities until I get to 10 posts thought. Getting a bit urgent now.
But I know who you are... whistle:
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You're bluffing BM. . . . . . prove it!!!!!
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You're bluffing BM. . . . . . prove it!!!!!
Oh not you ? I have no idea who you are? scared2:
I know who Bill Payer is tho. whistle:
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You're bluffing BM. . . . . . prove it!!!!!
doh: Just worked it out... whistle:
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I wonder if you're right BM? I've just realised why it logged me out? Good this. . . . . getting nearer the 10 post, so I can get decorating!!!! Is everyone watching the rugby?????
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mmmmmmmmmmm???? no! Behave Mr Happy!!!!
Ignore Mr. Happy... and Berek. whistle:
You love it when us rough northerers appear on the scene, profits go up, you can shift the proper beer rather than fannyig about with cocktails and you're better protected...
Tinkerbell, i'm finding it difficult to behave, trading standards need to speak with little miss naughty!
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I wonder if you're right BM? I've just realised why it logged me out? Good this. . . . . getting nearer the 10 post, so I can get decorating!!!! Is everyone watching the rugby?????
noooo:
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mmmmmmmmmmm???? no! Behave Mr Happy!!!!
Ignore Mr. Happy... and Berek. whistle:
You love it when us rough northerers appear on the scene, profits go up, you can shift the proper beer rather than fannyig about with cocktails and you're better protected...
Tinkerbell, i'm finding it difficult to behave, trading standards need to speak with little miss naughty!
Yup, I can open bottles of Newcastle Brown as fast as you can drink it? whistle:
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Just for Mr Happy. . . can't ave you tooooooo happy!!!
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I wonder if you're right BM? I've just realised why it logged me out? Good this. . . . . getting nearer the 10 post, so I can get decorating!!!! Is everyone watching the rugby?????
I was watching the Rugby yes. Two good matches.
Just spoken to lil Bruv in Swizzyland ~ Flight was OK (For Sleazy Jet, bus and train connections worked out via net by his personal travel agent (ME!) have all worked and he is sitting in Zurich, drinking a beer, watching pretty girls and waiting for his last train connection which will take him to the village where his daughter lives.
Oh and welcome to the Fairy ~ So what was Peter's "Last Big Adventure?" answer that and I'll know you are real. If you can't you are pretending to be Tinkerbell.
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You're bluffing BM. . . . . . prove it!!!!!
Oh not you ? I have no idea who you are? scared2:
I know who Bill Payer is tho. whistle:
Hmmmm ~ Me too.
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Typical eh? I join and the pub closes. . . . if only I could get free, I might have made it in time!!! cry:
Its a local pub for local people scared2: drumroll:
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I wonder if you're right BM? I've just realised why it logged me out? Good this. . . . . getting nearer the 10 post, so I can get decorating!!!! Is everyone watching the rugby?????
I was watching the Rugby yes. Two good matches.
Just spoken to lil Bruv in Swizzyland ~ Flight was OK (For Sleazy Jet, bus and train connections worked out via net by his personal travel agent (ME!) have all worked and he is sitting in Zurich, drinking a beer, watching pretty girls and waiting for his last train connection which will take him to the village where his daughter lives.
Oh and welcome to the Fairy ~ So what was Peter's "Last Big Adventure?" answer that and I'll know you are real. If you can't you are pretending to be Tinkerbell.
Um yes. . . would that be when poor peter went back for wendy some years later and found her a married lass with kids???????? He palled up with Jane :( Do I pass the test???
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Nope! noooo:
But you are welcome anyway.
PS Nice back end in that avatar
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Clearly I was stuck in this damn keyhole when he went out again. . . telll . . . tell!!!
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Peter's reply when told he faced certain death at the hands of Captain Hook was "Now that really would be a great adventure"
This does not appear in the many reprints of the book but strangely Disney used it in the film "Hook" in a slightly altered form.
As a child I was taught that "Death is the Last Great Adventure" and it came from a very old copy of Peter Pan that my mother owned. Thus it was explained to me when my mother's parents died that they had gone on a Last Great Adventure.
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If you'd waited five minutes I would have got that right!
Now death, that would be an awfully great adventure.
I think that was more like the wording of it!
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If you'd waited five minutes I would have got that right!
Now death, that would be an awfully great adventure.
I think that was more like the wording of it!
In "Hook" yes.
Glad I've found another believer
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What knowledgeable friends in this pub!!!! I knew not of Hook...having never seen the film, I referred to 'Return to neverland'.... ::) Death as an adventure is a very interesting concept!!!!
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What knowledgeable friends in this pub!!!! I knew not of Hook...having never seen the film, I referred to 'Return to neverland'.... ::) Death as an adventure is a very interesting concept!!!!
And a great consolation.
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I take it from your collective ramblings, that the new Absinth has arrived?
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Just for Mr Happy. . . can't ave you tooooooo happy!!!
You swine, i'll look like an art geek now.
for the record, tinkerbell was trapped ad wigglig a pert arse...
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. . ad wigglig ...
Definitely Absinth. noooo:
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Those curtains could do with changing while you are at it.
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He's even doing newsflashes about it now.
News: Pub closed for refurbishment - September 29th/30th
Mr Clever CLogs
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my m ad buttons still are't workig properly sice the juice, laptop, mrs happy incidet...
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my m ad buttons still are't workig properly sice the juice, laptop, mrs happy incidet...
So they are't.
ever mid, we kow what you are sayig. ;)
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my m ad buttons still are't workig properly sice the juice, laptop, mrs happy incidet...
So they are't.
ever mid, we kow what you are sayig. ;)
Set your default setting to [ick on red wie] and you'll be fie!
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You're bluffing BM. . . . . . prove it!!!!!
Oh not you ? I have no idea who you are? scared2:
I know who Bill Payer is tho. whistle:
Hmmmm ~ Me too.
Do you really? rubschin:
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He's even doing newsflashes about it now.
News: Pub closed for refurbishment - September 29th/30th
Mr Clever CLogs
Thanks for that Nick.. finger on the button as usual lol:
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He's even doing newsflashes about it now.
News: Pub closed for refurbishment - September 29th/30th
Mr Clever CLogs
Thanks for that Nick.. finger on the button as usual lol:
lol: lol: lol:
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Ms Wenchy is in the news..
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/default.stm
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Ms Wenchy is in the news..
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/default.stm
Thanks for that grumpyoldsoldier... finger on the button as usual point:
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=1576.0
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surrender:
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Am I the only one that couldn't get in then? Thought BM had changed the locks on me! eeek:
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Am I the only one that couldn't get in then? Thought BM had changed the locks on me! eeek:
Yes... whistle:
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Am I the only one that couldn't get in then? Thought BM had changed the locks on me! eeek:
Yes... whistle:
Give me the other address. sad24: Please sad24:
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Am I the only one that couldn't get in then? Thought BM had changed the locks on me! eeek:
Yes... whistle:
Give me the other address. sad24: Please sad24:
http://www.move-to-cyprus.com/virtual-pub/SMF/index.php
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Thank-you.
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Thank-you.
Won't be that next week tho... noooo:
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Thank-you.
Won't be that next week tho... noooo:
I'm never going to get in here again am I? Have you built a master list of all members emails so when it goes tits up you can direct us all elsewhere?
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Thank-you.
Won't be that next week tho... noooo:
I'm never going to get in here again am I? Have you built a master list of all members emails so when it goes tits up you can direct us all elsewhere?
Not yet... Don't worry, full instructions and emergency procedures by the end of the week... probably. whistle:
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Thank-you.
Won't be that next week tho... noooo:
I'm never going to get in here again am I? Have you built a master list of all members emails so when it goes tits up you can direct us all elsewhere?
Not yet... Don't worry, full instructions and emergency procedures by the end of the week... probably. whistle:
So it's all under control? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)
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Thank-you.
Won't be that next week tho... noooo:
I'm never going to get in here again am I? Have you built a master list of all members emails so when it goes tits up you can direct us all elsewhere?
Not yet... Don't worry, full instructions and emergency procedures by the end of the week... probably. whistle:
So it's all under control? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)
Oh yes... cool14:
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This time next week when we still can't get in here, those who have my email address feel free to use it!
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Thank-you.
Won't be that next week tho... noooo:
I'm never going to get in here again am I? Have you built a master list of all members emails so when it goes tits up you can direct us all elsewhere?
Not yet... Don't worry, full instructions and emergency procedures by the end of the week... probably. whistle:
So it's all under control? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fscared007.gif&hash=8baaeddb5f65aa037920d412ceba0096f01f7a1c)
Oh yes... cool14:
Just let me know when you've finished (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Ftoilet07.gif&hash=e4b4296b25e40618a4610b6336ee2df816a93f3e)
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This time next week when we still can't get in here, those who have my email address feel free to use it!
Oh ye of little faith... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fsad026.gif&hash=60d2e54646286c2a7be96b8fb00484be2efd290f) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
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This time next week when we still can't get in here, those who have my email address feel free to use it!
Oh ye of little faith... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fsad026.gif&hash=60d2e54646286c2a7be96b8fb00484be2efd290f) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
If I have no faith it means I can only be pleasantly suprised.
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This time next week when we still can't get in here, those who have my email address feel free to use it!
Oh ye of little faith... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fsad026.gif&hash=60d2e54646286c2a7be96b8fb00484be2efd290f) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
If I have no faith it means I can only be pleasantly suprised.
You will be... whistle:
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This time next week when we still can't get in here, those who have my email address feel free to use it!
Oh ye of little faith... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fsad026.gif&hash=60d2e54646286c2a7be96b8fb00484be2efd290f) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
If I have no faith it means I can only be pleasantly suprised.
Indeed sister: "Blessed are they that expecteth little ~ for they shall not be disappointed"
Snoopy Chapter 3 verse 4
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Typical.
I arrive, everyone else departs. sad24:
My mum and dad used to move house while I was at school, without giving me their new address. sad32:
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Typical.
I arrive, everyone else departs. sad24:
My mum and dad used to move house while I was at school, without giving me their new address. sad32:
Don?t worry, we won?t be gone for long and we?ll let you know where we are afterwards? whistle:
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You bliddy well didn't the last time evil:
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Typical.
I arrive, everyone else departs. sad24:
My mum and dad used to move house while I was at school, without giving me their new address. sad32:
Don?t worry, we won?t be gone for long and we?ll let you know where we are afterwards? whistle:
Yea right. I'll believe that when I see it. ::)
Can we start a 'tara thread' p'raps? rubschin:
Look BM. It's NOT broke, so why fix it ey? noooo:
You'll be sorry, mark my werds. You'll be banished to a life of just conversing with Mrs BM. tunble:
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eeek:
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You bliddy well didn't the last time evil:
That was different? circumstances beyond our control? whistle:
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Look BM. It's NOT broke, so why fix it ey? noooo:
Everybody keeps telling me it is broke which is why I?ve spent all this money on the fix? Banghead
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Look BM. It's NOT broke, so why fix it ey? noooo:
Everybody keeps telling me it is broke which is why I?ve spent all this money on the fix? Banghead
Spending lots of money???? I suspose this means that you will be expecting us to buy bottles Piss Pour Port and Old Mc Wankers whiskey at christmas . point: scared2:
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Look BM. It's NOT broke, so why fix it ey? noooo:
Everybody keeps telling me it is broke which is why I?ve spent all this money on the fix? Banghead
Well it's just fine in here BM. happy088
S'pose i'd better make the most of it, cus it's probly not going to last. ::)
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Look BM. It's NOT broke, so why fix it ey? noooo:
Everybody keeps telling me it is broke which is why I?ve spent all this money on the fix? Banghead
Spending lots of money???? I suspose this means that you will be expecting us to buy bottles Piss Pour Port and Old Mc Wankers whiskey at christmas . point: scared2:
rubschin:
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Look BM. It's NOT broke, so why fix it ey? noooo:
Everybody keeps telling me it is broke which is why I?ve spent all this money on the fix? Banghead
Spending lots of money???? I suspose this means that you will be expecting us to buy bottles Piss Pour Port and Old Mc Wankers whiskey at christmas . point: scared2:
rubschin:
You dare. . . . . evil:
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Look BM. It's NOT broke, so why fix it ey? noooo:
Everybody keeps telling me it is broke which is why I?ve spent all this money on the fix? Banghead
Spending lots of money???? I suspose this means that you will be expecting us to buy bottles Piss Pour Port and Old Mc Wankers whiskey at christmas . point: scared2:
rubschin:
You dare. . . . . evil:
Okay, okay... scared2:
I was thinking of turkeys and parsnips actually but I can see there is resistance to on-line selling and I?ll drop the plan. noooo:
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Look BM. It's NOT broke, so why fix it ey? noooo:
Everybody keeps telling me it is broke which is why I?ve spent all this money on the fix? Banghead
Spending lots of money???? I suspose this means that you will be expecting us to buy bottles Piss Pour Port and Old Mc Wankers whiskey at christmas . point: scared2:
rubschin:
You dare. . . . . evil:
Okay, okay... scared2:
I was thinking of turkeys and parsnips actually but I can see there is resistance to on-line selling and I?ll drop the plan. noooo:
rubschin:
Perhaps I was a little hasty. .
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Look BM. It's NOT broke, so why fix it ey? noooo:
Everybody keeps telling me it is broke which is why I?ve spent all this money on the fix? Banghead
Spending lots of money???? I suspose this means that you will be expecting us to buy bottles Piss Pour Port and Old Mc Wankers whiskey at christmas . point: scared2:
rubschin:
You dare. . . . . evil:
Okay, okay... scared2:
I was thinking of turkeys and parsnips actually but I can see there is resistance to on-line selling and I?ll drop the plan. noooo:
rubschin:
Perhaps I was a little hasty. .
Too late - my mind is made up... unless... rubschin:
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Can you get commission on turnips?
Vote Goose!
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I do hear that in certain parts, a nice roast joint of donkey is considered the thing. Alternatively, you could serve donkey steak or donkey sausages.
Vote Donkey
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Personally I've always felt a nice piece of pork is the way forward.
VOTE PORK!
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Personally I've always felt a nice piece of pork is the way forward
As the actress said to the bishop drumroll:
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Personally I've always felt a nice piece of pork is the way forward.
VOTE PORK!
Provocative stuff Wench ~ you may get some comment ::)
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Personally I've always felt a nice piece of pork is the way forward.
VOTE PORK!
Wenchy likes a bit of pork in her... whistle:
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She can't be that naive.
Chorizo anyone?
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So easily done. noooo: I'm still waiting for the day that someone resists an obvious line.
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So easily done. noooo: I'm still waiting for the day that someone resists an obvious line.
happy001
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It's a vain hope isn't it. noooo:
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She set us up. She has had us bang to rights.
figuratively speaking
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So easily done. noooo: I'm still waiting for the day that someone resists an obvious line.
I resisted it. ;D
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So easily done. noooo: I'm still waiting for the day that someone resists an obvious line.
I resisted it. ;D
You were asleep!
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So easily done. noooo: I'm still waiting for the day that someone resists an obvious line.
You would be surprised how many I resist. eyes:
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So easily done. noooo: I'm still waiting for the day that someone resists an obvious line.
I resisted it. ;D
You were asleep!
Don't split hairs.