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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on September 22, 2007, 12:34:25 PM

Title: Goats
Post by: Nick on September 22, 2007, 12:34:25 PM
I am fond of goats too. Do you think we should get some for the Swamp? It could be quite a menagerie up there, and I could bring one home whenever instructed to mow the lawn.
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Barman on September 22, 2007, 12:35:16 PM
I am foind of goats too. Do you think we should get some for the Swamp? It could be quite a menagerie up there, and I could bring one home whenever instructed to mow the lawn.
i could bring a few over with me... bloody things.
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Nick on September 22, 2007, 12:36:03 PM
Smuggled inside a false leg perhaps?
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Snoopy on September 22, 2007, 12:40:49 PM
They smell!


But then if I recall ~ so does your garden, of rancid cat food. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Nick on September 22, 2007, 12:41:50 PM
They do smell. They smell of goat. It's in their nature.

We could always get some goat deodorant
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Sour Puss on September 22, 2007, 12:47:51 PM

Yes.. and a few Angora rabbits, Lamas and Merino sheep as well.  Petting Zoo springs to mind. Sell bags of animal feed to keep the cost down. People do come and pay to feed them.

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  eeek: I was going to suggest Alpaca's but they are running at ?4,000.00 minimum so I guess Wenchy and I will just have to get our "Wool" somewhere else.

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try these instead.
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Are they easy to look after???
Pygmy goats are extremely easy to look after and low maintenance. They will live out all year round providing they have an adequate shelter that allows them to escape bad weather. This is essential, as goats hate the rain! They will also require ad-lib hay during the winter when the grass quality is poor. This is best fed in a hayrack to avoid waste. A small amount of feed is usually fed daily.

Good fencing is of the utmost importance as goats are cheeky and, given the chance, will try and escape! Secure posts with stock fencing to about a metre high should be adequate providing there are no items for them to climb on near the fence lines. Logs and benches inside their enclosure will enrich their time spent out there and provide hours of entertainment.

Goats require worming at least 2 times a year with 3 times being preferred. Foot trimming will need doing when required but they will need checking regularly to ensure they don?t become overgrown. They will also need vaccinating but your veterinary surgeon will advise you further.

Should I choose Males or Females???
Both make equally good pets, however if your don?t intend to breed, two wethers (castrated males) are usually the best option.

Are there any legal requirements???
By law you are required to have a holding number and a herd number to keep goats. Even if you only have as little as two, it is still required. This is easily obtainable from your local DEFRA (Department for the Environment, Food and Rural Affairs) office where they would be happy to help you. This must be in place before the goats come onto your premises.

Goats are also required to be easily identified by an ear tag or ear tattoo. This should already be in place when the goats are purchased. Any movements of goats to and from a premises should be accompanied by a movement form which are easy and straightforward.
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Nick on September 22, 2007, 12:52:51 PM
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Are there any legal requirements???
By law you are required to have a holding number and a herd number to keep goats. Even if you only have as little as two, it is still required. This is easily obtainable from your local DEFRA (Department for the Environment, Food and Rural Affairs) office where they would be happy to help you happy001. This must be in place before the goats come onto your premises.

Inevitable really
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Snoopy on September 22, 2007, 12:54:32 PM
You beat me to it Nick. Defra Happy to Help? ~ only when it comes to culling!
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Bar Wench on September 22, 2007, 05:05:46 PM
Angora rabbits? Merino sheep? You setting your own posh wool shop or something?
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Nick on September 22, 2007, 05:07:03 PM
Who, me? noooo:
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Bar Wench on September 22, 2007, 05:18:36 PM
?11 for a skein of angora wool!?!? This time next year we could me millionares!
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Berek on September 22, 2007, 06:32:23 PM
I often enjoy goats milk

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Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Snoopy on September 22, 2007, 06:37:36 PM
I often enjoy goats milk

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Saves on washing the bucket I guess.
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 22, 2007, 07:30:55 PM
I often enjoy goats milk

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I assume that is a Nanny goat?
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Berek on September 22, 2007, 07:32:06 PM
http://www.berek.net/
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 23, 2007, 03:57:43 PM
Goats are great. Goatse, however, is most peculiar. Do a Google image search (unfiltered) if you are feeling brave...
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2007, 03:59:11 PM
Goats are great. Goatse, however, is most peculiar. Do a Google image search (unfiltered) if you are feeling brave...
eeek: then  sick2:
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 23, 2007, 04:01:43 PM
My thoughts entirely.
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Snoopy on September 23, 2007, 04:57:10 PM
  eeek: Question ~ Why?
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 23, 2007, 05:26:27 PM
Who knows. Similarly, "tub girl" returns unattractive images.
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Snoopy on September 23, 2007, 05:33:20 PM
Who knows. Similarly, "tub girl" returns unattractive images.


Errr I'm having my tea at the moment ~ so I'll pass if that's all right with you.




No ~ I have to know .... did you find that Goatse stuff by a typing error or what?
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 23, 2007, 05:40:56 PM
Wise move.
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2007, 06:24:49 PM
Who knows. Similarly, "tub girl" returns unattractive images.

I believe she had a following in a darker place/