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Title: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Berek on May 10, 2007, 11:16:04 AM
I only watched a bit of the speech thinking someone might have sneaked a gun in, but that fat munter at the side of the stage was annoying me flinging her arms around and singing
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2007, 11:17:46 AM
What joy and celebration. Put another way, June 27th Gordon Brown steps into number 10 uncontested eeek:
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Berek on May 10, 2007, 11:19:25 AM
It wil be a scream if someone thinks " bugger it, i'll stand ", maybe Blind Pew, for a laugh
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Snoopy on May 10, 2007, 11:23:09 AM
Never, in the field of human endeavour, has so much bullshit been spoken by one man .... Never, Ever!   cussing:
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2007, 11:29:00 AM
No need to say that about Berek! whistle:
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 10, 2007, 11:31:05 AM
He should be handed a black sack to put his personal possessions in and then escorted off the premises. 

Never trust anyone working off their notice.    
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2007, 11:32:17 AM
He should be handed a black sack to put his personal possessions in and then escorted off the premises.

Never trust anyone working off their notice.    eeek:
Indeed... garden leave it would be called in any other job - kick his sorry arse out now.  cussing:
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: jeremy on May 10, 2007, 11:48:34 AM
I?ve just watched a live feed from Sedgefield Labour Club. Very emotional; a little tear actually trickled down the inside of my leg.

Ironic that the man can set out a timetable for his own departure yet not for the departure of our troops from Iraq or Afghanistan. On the bright side we can now look forward to seven whole weeks of ?legacy spin?.
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Snoopy on May 10, 2007, 11:50:51 AM
No need to say that about Berek! whistle:

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Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2007, 11:51:11 AM
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Mr Blair earlier told the Cabinet he did not want ministers paying tribute to him, adding "that can be left for another day".



What day would that be then? cussing:
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2007, 11:52:11 AM
Ironic that the man can set out a timetable for his own departure yet not for the departure of our troops from Iraq or Afghanistan. On the bright side we can now look forward to seven whole weeks of ?legacy spin?.


I agree ? and I?m annoyed that the media hasn?t picked up on this obvious hypocrisy.  cussing:
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: jeremy on May 10, 2007, 11:58:12 AM
I agree ? and I?m annoyed that the media hasn?t picked up on this obvious hypocrisy.  cussing:

Blair epitomises what is essentially wrong with vast swathes of our media ? he talks a lot but actually says very little.
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2007, 12:00:17 PM
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Mr Blair earlier told the Cabinet he did not want ministers paying tribute to him, adding "that can be left for another day".



What day would that be then? cussing:

This one...

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 drumroll:
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Berek on May 10, 2007, 12:01:52 PM
I trust you missed the news that the Bank of England have raised interest rates , the announcement was made while he was giving his speech
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Snoopy on May 10, 2007, 12:23:52 PM
I trust you missed the news that the Bank of England have raised interest rates , the announcement was made while he was giving his speech

I did not miss that news and have calculated how much more it will cost me on the mortgage  sad24:
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: jeremy on May 10, 2007, 12:30:33 PM
I trust you missed the news that the Bank of England have raised interest rates , the announcement was made while he was giving his speech

..and there's more 'buried' bad news

From the Guardian?
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The official estimated cost of the controversial national identity card scheme has soared in the last six months by an extra ?840m to a total of ?5.75bn, according to new Home Office figures published today.

The latest six-monthly estimate makes clear that this is unlikely to be the final figure

Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 10, 2007, 12:46:55 PM
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lol: lol: lol:

I like that.

Have a Karma point. ::)
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Berek on May 10, 2007, 12:54:41 PM
wtf is a karma point ?
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Snoopy on May 10, 2007, 12:57:39 PM
You get one if someone likes your post enough to click on the appluad button. If they don't like your post they can "smite" you and a Karma point will be deducted. you can do this to anyone but yourself ... but only once an hour so don't get a rush of blood to the head and start smiting as fast as you can. It won't work!
Have another one for an intelligent question ~ which I have already answered elsewhere
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2007, 12:58:04 PM
The things of which, as of one second ago, you have NONE! drumroll:
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Berek on May 10, 2007, 12:59:46 PM
You get one if someone likes your post enough to click on the appluad button. If they don't like your psot they can "smite" you and a Karma point will be deducted.

what a load of childish bollocks that is.. I can't wait to start eyes:
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Snoopy on May 10, 2007, 01:00:53 PM
Somehow I thought that would appeal. ::)
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 10, 2007, 01:02:38 PM
You get one if someone likes your post enough to click on the  appluad button.

My screen only has an applaud button. cry:

Can you get negative Karma?
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2007, 01:05:05 PM
Berek needs to go on a karma maintenance course






















I just hve to pop out now.....
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Snoopy on May 10, 2007, 01:05:55 PM
You get one if someone likes your post enough to click on the  appluad button.

My screen only has an applaud button. cry:

Can you get negative Karma?

Note the number of "fingers" per paw ..... typing isn't easy for a beagle you know.
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Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 10, 2007, 01:09:37 PM
You get one if someone likes your post enough to click on the  appluad button.

My screen only has an applaud button. cry:

Can you get negative Karma?
Note the number of "fingers" per paw ..... typing isn't easy for a beagle you know.
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I always assumed you used your little yellow pecker, as in the picture.
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2007, 01:45:02 PM
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lol: lol: lol:

I like that.

Have a Karma point. ::)
Thank you...  whistle:

Of course you can.  cloud9:
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Snoopy on May 10, 2007, 02:10:01 PM
You get one if someone likes your post enough to click on the  appluad button.

My screen only has an applaud button. cry:

Can you get negative Karma?
Note the number of "fingers" per paw ..... typing isn't easy for a beagle you know.
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I always assumed you used your little yellow pecker, as in the picture.


Woodstock was upset and needed comfort .... he was wandering round the pub garden, minding his own business,  and met a CAT!
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 10, 2007, 02:46:47 PM
Woodstock was upset and needed comfort .... he was wandering round the pub garden, minding his own business,  and met a CAT!

Good grief!   ::)
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Berek on May 10, 2007, 03:25:23 PM
I'm -1 now you gets ! At this rate i'll become the Alan Davis of the virtual pub  censored:
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2007, 03:30:18 PM
I'm -1 now you gets ! At this rate i'll become the Alan Davis of the virtual pub  censored:
Here - I've had pity on you...  whistle:
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Snoopy on May 10, 2007, 03:51:18 PM
I'm -1 now you gets ! At this rate i'll become the Alan Davis of the virtual pub  censored:

Two stars as well ~ Fornicate with my ancient footwear, as Popeye would say .... With two stars you could be manager of your local McDonalds lol:
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2007, 03:53:40 PM
Yes, I would like fries please Berek...  point:
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Berek on May 11, 2007, 07:11:11 AM
i'll spit in yout onion rings  eyes:
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2007, 07:38:48 AM
i'll spit in yout onion rings  eyes:
You leave my onions out of this please!  scared2:
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Bar Wench on May 11, 2007, 07:40:06 AM
i'll spit in yout onion rings  eyes:
You leave my onions out of this please!  scared2:

Yes don't give him anything else he might to decide to make a home brew out of.  ::)
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 11, 2007, 07:52:15 AM
i'll spit in yout onion rings  eyes:
You leave my onions out of this please!  scared2:
So you prefer him just to spit on your ring? eeek:
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2007, 07:53:25 AM
i'll spit in yout onion rings  eyes:
You leave my onions out of this please!  scared2:
So you prefer him just to spit on your ring? eeek:
Um? with hindsight, perhaps not?  sick2:
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Bar Wench on May 11, 2007, 08:18:46 AM
I feel sick.  sick2:
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2007, 08:20:54 AM
How did Bliar?s departure turn into my ring and all-round vomiting?  noooo:
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 11, 2007, 08:22:28 AM
I feel sick.  sick2:
First thing in the morning?

Oh dear! whistle:
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2007, 08:34:33 AM
She?ll be asking for time off no doubt?  noooo:


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Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Bar Wench on May 11, 2007, 08:39:12 AM
Now now children. Do behave yourselves.
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2007, 08:41:08 AM
Children you say?  point:

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Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Bar Wench on May 11, 2007, 08:41:49 AM
 sad32:
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Misunderstood on May 11, 2007, 06:36:45 PM
sad32:

What did Blair say anyway?

I turned the TV on to watch the apology and seccumbed to the urge to lob a house-brick through it.  redface:
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Snoopy on May 11, 2007, 06:44:10 PM
With trembling lip and suitable sombre expression he, haltingly, told us how he had done his best, how we were the best country in the world and that he might just might regret if his best had not always been quite good enough but ... HEY! He tried.  If he was on here we would have awarded him at least a gazzillion smites.
All in all a puke worthy performance. sick2:
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Misunderstood on May 11, 2007, 07:02:36 PM
But when he said he was going - I thought he meant NOW!  sad24:

We're going to have to go all through this over - and over - and over - and over again   sad32: sad32: sad32:

I - just KNOW - I'm not gonna make it!   Help Uncle Nick   HELP  scared:
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Snoopy on May 11, 2007, 07:07:35 PM
How did Bliar?s departure turn into my ring and all-round vomiting?  noooo:

Somehow it all made perfect sense to me rubschin:
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2007, 05:09:56 AM
How did Bliar?s departure turn into my ring and all-round vomiting?  noooo:

Somehow it all made perfect sense to me rubschin:
Now I?ve thought about it there is a certain logic to it?
Title: Re: June 27th and he's off !!!
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 12, 2007, 04:02:28 PM
How did Bliar?s departure turn into my ring and all-round vomiting?  noooo:

Somehow it all made perfect sense to me rubschin:
Now I?ve thought about it there is a certain logic to it?
Ah grasshopper, now you are on the path to true enlightenment. angel1