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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Snoopy on September 22, 2007, 01:26:47 PM

Title: And how much did this gem cost the tax-payers
Post by: Snoopy on September 22, 2007, 01:26:47 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7004845.stm

Children are less likely to truant if the lessons aren't boring.

Tell you what Mr Educationalist ~ Children are less likely to truant if you smack their arse when they do. That's my contribution to the debate and you can have the idea free!
Title: Re: And how much did this gem cost the tax-payers
Post by: Berek on September 22, 2007, 01:28:06 PM
good whack with the cane never did me any harm..

beep
Title: Re: And how much did this gem cost the tax-payers
Post by: Barman on September 22, 2007, 01:58:41 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7004845.stm

Children are less likely to truant if the lessons aren't boring.

Tell you what Mr Educationalist ~ Children are less likely to truant if you smack their arse when they do. That's my contribution to the debate and you can have the idea free!
They don?t like free? if you offered them the same answer as part of a multi-million Pound consultancy project they might be interested.
Title: Re: And how much did this gem cost the tax-payers
Post by: Misunderstood on September 22, 2007, 02:40:41 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7004845.stm

Children are less likely to truant if the lessons aren't boring.

Tell you what Mr Educationalist ~ Children are less likely to truant if you smack their arse when they do. That's my contribution to the debate and you can have the idea free!
They don?t like free? if you offered them the same answer as part of a multi-million Pound consultancy project they might be interested.

I have just worked that out for myself    evil:   About 40 years too late.
Title: Re: And how much did this gem cost the tax-payers
Post by: Barman on September 22, 2007, 02:42:02 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7004845.stm

Children are less likely to truant if the lessons aren't boring.

Tell you what Mr Educationalist ~ Children are less likely to truant if you smack their arse when they do. That's my contribution to the debate and you can have the idea free!
They don?t like free? if you offered them the same answer as part of a multi-million Pound consultancy project they might be interested.

I have just worked that out for myself    evil:   About 40 years too late.
You have to be 'in' though...
Title: Re: And how much did this gem cost the tax-payers
Post by: Mark on September 23, 2007, 02:50:09 PM
You can't do free and you need a consultant, a quango of at least six, an accountant and at least two specialists in said field and a budget of ?2m (min) per annum







And after three years you can state the bloody obvious.

Mark
Title: Re: And how much did this gem cost the tax-payers
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2007, 02:51:24 PM
You can't do free and you need a consultant, a quango of at least six, an accountant and at least two specialists in said field and a budget of ?2m (min) per annum







And after three years you can state the bloody obvious.

Mark
rubschin:
I think we can make that!  whistle:
Title: Re: And how much did this gem cost the tax-payers
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2007, 03:44:13 PM
You can't do free and you need a consultant, a quango of at least six, an accountant and at least two specialists in said field and a budget of ?2m (min) per annum







And after three years you can state the bloody obvious.

Mark

It's how I make my living! redface:
Title: Re: And how much did this gem cost the tax-payers
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2007, 03:46:46 PM
You can't do free and you need a consultant, a quango of at least six, an accountant and at least two specialists in said field and a budget of ?2m (min) per annum







And after three years you can state the bloody obvious.


Mark

It's how I make my living! redface:
You're in charge Nick!  ;)
Title: Re: And how much did this gem cost the tax-payers
Post by: Mark on September 23, 2007, 03:53:28 PM
 scared2: scared2:


Mark

Title: Re: And how much did this gem cost the tax-payers
Post by: Snoopy on September 23, 2007, 04:51:14 PM
You can't do free and you need a consultant, a quango of at least six, an accountant and at least two specialists in said field and a budget of ?2m (min) per annum







And after three years you can state the bloody obvious.

Mark

It's how I make my living! redface:


I know that but didn't mention it as private knowledge of one's fellow boarders should never be broadcast.
Frankly I don't blame you for taking their money (as you know I am not averse to having some of it myself)
I blame them for giving it to us though!

I console myself by thinking of it as recycling.
Title: Re: And how much did this gem cost the tax-payers
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2007, 05:22:29 PM
Could we recycle a few hundred ?k? to the pub do you think?  whistle:
Title: Re: And how much did this gem cost the tax-payers
Post by: Snoopy on September 23, 2007, 05:26:52 PM
Could we recycle a few hundred ?k? to the pub do you think?  whistle:

We consultants should be charging you for our wit and wisdom. evil:






How much do you need? (Taps side of nose with forefinger in a knowing manner)
Title: Re: And how much did this gem cost the tax-payers
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2007, 06:23:12 PM
You ain't having none of mine!