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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on September 22, 2007, 01:50:31 PM

Title: Bloody stray dogs now!
Post by: Nick on September 22, 2007, 01:50:31 PM
We had the neighbours' 2 kids round for lunch. SUddenly all hell broke loose as they loudly and repreatedly informed us that there were 2 big black dogs on the back doorstep.

I bravely wnet outside and tried to read their tags, but they weren't having it. A lot of guttural growling  scared2:

I called the Police. "Nothing to do with us. You could try the council Dog Warden. But he is on holiday, so no point."

They are now running around the village playing with the traffic. Passers by who witnessed them exiting our back step keep knocking on the door to inform us that "your dogs have escaped." I keep having to say they aren't our dogs to which thy reply "Have you called the Police?" and so on. Banghead

This is going to go on all afternoon.

ANd guess what? It's my fault. Mrs Nick says so , so it must be cussing:

Title: Re: Bloody stray dogs now!
Post by: Barman on September 22, 2007, 01:59:45 PM
We had the neighbours' 2 kids round for lunch. SUddenly all hell broke loose as they loudly and repreatedly informed us that there were 2 big black dogs on the back doorstep.

I bravely wnet outside and tried to read their tags, but they weren't having it. A lot of guttural growling  scared2:

I called the Police. "Nothing to do with us. You could try the council Dog Warden. But he is on holiday, so no point."

They are now running around the village playing with the traffic. Passers by who witnessed them exiting our back step keep knocking on the door to inform us that "your dogs have escaped." I keep having to say they aren't our dogs to which thy reply "Have you called the Police?" and so on. Banghead

This is going to go on all afternoon.

ANd guess what? It's my fault. Mrs Nick says so , so it must be cussing:


They can small the goats I 'spec.  whistle:
Title: Re: Bloody stray dogs now!
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 22, 2007, 02:37:33 PM
They have come for Damien. scared2:
Title: Re: Bloody stray dogs now!
Post by: Barman on September 22, 2007, 02:44:30 PM
They have come for Damien. scared2:
happy001
Title: Re: Bloody stray dogs now!
Post by: Nick on September 22, 2007, 05:01:12 PM
They have come for Damien. scared2:
happy001

 evil:

smite, smite.

They have been captured, I hear.