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Title: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Snoopy on September 22, 2007, 06:28:12 PM
Who else believes in fairies?








No Berek ~ not that sort ::)
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Bar Wench on September 22, 2007, 06:28:59 PM
Me, but I bet that doesn't suprise you.
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Snoopy on September 22, 2007, 06:32:26 PM
Me, but I bet that doesn't suprise you.



No it doesn't but you are not alone.  ;)



Better than Donkeys any day!
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Tinkerbell on September 22, 2007, 06:50:08 PM
My first adventure in the pub has been fun and you SHOULD believe in fairies...... however even we have to sleep. Thanks for your welcomes/friendship - all - I will pop back in tomorrow.  ;)
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Berek on September 22, 2007, 06:53:07 PM
 alien
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Snoopy on September 22, 2007, 07:04:07 PM
alien

A valued contribution ...... as ever.  lol:
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on September 23, 2007, 08:39:56 AM
There used to be some at the bottom of the garden.. the agent orange soon shifted the little blighters.
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Tinkerbell on September 23, 2007, 03:41:35 PM
Now I'm upset!!!! cry:
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: GROWLER on September 23, 2007, 03:56:47 PM
Who else believes in fairies?








No Berek ~ not that sort ::)

WTF's all this shite now then ey?

I missed summat?

Assumably not i suspect. ::)
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2007, 03:58:56 PM
It's about FAIRIES, Growler. YOu know. You have some in the Swamp point:
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2007, 03:59:58 PM
Growler has that blue tongue thing...  scared2:
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2007, 04:00:41 PM
He has been licking something blue, thats's all. It's his way.
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: GROWLER on September 23, 2007, 04:00:54 PM
Growler has that blue tongue thing...  scared2:

Yea. Wanna snog.....WITH tounges? cloud9:
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2007, 04:01:41 PM
Interesting offer there, Mr G. scared2:
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: GROWLER on September 23, 2007, 04:02:36 PM
It's about FAIRIES, Growler. YOu know. You have some in the Swamp point:

FFS. WTF is wrong with you lo ay?
BM been puttin' ale in the water again? eeek:


mmmmmmmmm.. rubschin:

Probly not. noooo:
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2007, 04:04:27 PM
Growler has that blue tongue thing...  scared2:

Yea. Wanna snog.....WITH tounges? cloud9:
Um................................ no.  scared2:
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Tinkerbell on September 23, 2007, 04:19:49 PM
Always gets back to booze....and/or tongues.....how about some innocence?   angel1  Advice for non-believers....


If You See A Fairy Ring

If you see a fairy ring
In a field of grass,
Very lightly step around,
Tip-Toe as you pass,
Last night Fairies frolicked there
And they're sleeping somewhere near.
If you see a tiny fairy
Lying fast asleep
Shut your eyes
And run away,
Do not stay to peek!
Do not tell
Or you'll break a fairy spell.

(or should this be in the library????)
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Smurf on September 23, 2007, 05:07:17 PM
What's a fairy spell.
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Snoopy on September 23, 2007, 05:08:51 PM
What's a fairy spell.

Ask Papa Smurf ~ he knows everything.
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Smurf on September 23, 2007, 05:25:27 PM
Papa is over 500yrs old and his memory is not so good.
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Snoopy on September 23, 2007, 05:31:31 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freewebs.com%2Ffairyoracle%2Fanimated%2520fairy.gif&hash=36e98939dc5ea2950f9aa05b4d643e0ebea81090)

Ask no questions and you'll be told no lies


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.freewebs.com%2FImages%2FEffects%2Fbutterfly.gif&hash=c78380aeed124a33fc13aee5ae90398f9b598473)
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: GROWLER on September 23, 2007, 06:57:11 PM
Give me ferkin' strength. eeek:
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Snoopy on September 23, 2007, 07:05:07 PM
Give me ferkin' strength. eeek:



That's the idea Growler.
You go to the bottom of the garden, Sprinkle some rose water and a little glitter and ask the fairies. If they like you they may give you what you ask for.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thepixiepit.co.uk%2Fsparkles.gif&hash=6a87cfc0d8e424a7bbd235aa4069eef3e7a04a72)
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 23, 2007, 07:10:44 PM
Give me ferkin' strength. eeek:



That's the idea Growler.
You go to the bottom of the garden, Sprinkle some rose water and a little glitter and ask the fairies. If they like you they may give you what you ask for.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thepixiepit.co.uk%2Fsparkles.gif&hash=6a87cfc0d8e424a7bbd235aa4069eef3e7a04a72)

Or you could hang around in the town centre and ask passers-by if they want to see your "Fairy Ring".
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: GROWLER on September 23, 2007, 07:27:57 PM
Give me ferkin' strength. eeek:



That's the idea Growler.
You go to the bottom of the garden, Sprinkle some rose water and a little glitter and ask the fairies. If they like you they may give you what you ask for.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thepixiepit.co.uk%2Fsparkles.gif&hash=6a87cfc0d8e424a7bbd235aa4069eef3e7a04a72)

You takin' the wrong tablets?
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Snoopy on September 23, 2007, 07:31:38 PM
Unbeliever  ::)
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Snoopy on September 23, 2007, 07:36:47 PM
'course I'm taking the right pills (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gifs.net%2FAnimation11%2FCreatures_and_Cartoons%2FSmiles%2FBlue_nods.gif&hash=fa88cef06e88d296ce728222b9754903e1a56051)
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on September 23, 2007, 09:12:35 PM
Now I'm upset!!!! cry:
Relatives, where they?
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Misunderstood on September 24, 2007, 01:52:17 AM
What's a fairy spell.

Time spent washing the dishes...
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Snoopy on September 24, 2007, 08:18:38 AM
Hands that Chew Dishes?
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on September 24, 2007, 08:45:56 AM
"Can be soft as your........."
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 24, 2007, 08:53:51 AM
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Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Snoopy on September 24, 2007, 08:55:22 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on September 24, 2007, 09:01:03 AM
 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 24, 2007, 10:14:30 AM
 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Barman on September 24, 2007, 10:15:29 AM
 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Bar Wench on September 24, 2007, 10:32:52 AM
Where does one purchase rosewater these days?


Oh

and

 ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Snoopy on September 24, 2007, 10:38:10 AM
Where does one purchase rosewater these days?


Oh

and

 ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

http://www.cotswold-perfumery.co.uk/history.html
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 24, 2007, 11:26:25 AM
Where does one purchase rosewater these days?


Oh

and

 ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

http://www.cotswold-perfumery.co.uk/history.html
I find it disturbing that you have that kind of information readily to hand. rubschin:
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Snoopy on September 24, 2007, 11:49:55 AM
I cannot get past Bourton on the Water without Mrs S demanding a detour to the perfumery.
Her predecessor was the same and indeed is Daughter Number 1.

I quite like their Lavender Aftershave.
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 24, 2007, 12:05:57 PM
I cannot get past Bourton on the Water without Mrs S demanding a detour to the perfumery.
Her predecessor was the same and indeed is Daughter Number 1.

I quite like their Lavender Aftershave.

 eeek:

Is that so that you can smell like Miss Marple then??
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 24, 2007, 12:13:38 PM
I cannot get past Bourton on the Water without Mrs S demanding a detour to the perfumery.
Her predecessor was the same and indeed is Daughter Number 1.

I quite like their Lavender Aftershave.

 eeek:

Is that so that you can smell like Miss Marple then??
Or Wenchy I am reliably informed.
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 24, 2007, 12:15:18 PM
I cannot get past Bourton on the Water without Mrs S demanding a detour to the perfumery.
Her predecessor was the same and indeed is Daughter Number 1.

I quite like their Lavender Aftershave.

 eeek:

Is that so that you can smell like Miss Marple then??
Or Wenchy I am reliably informed.

. . .and, putting 2 and 2 together:

Wenchy IS Miss Marple, lives in St Mary Mead, and I claim my ?5!
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 24, 2007, 12:16:21 PM
I cannot get past Bourton on the Water without Mrs S demanding a detour to the perfumery.
Her predecessor was the same and indeed is Daughter Number 1.

I quite like their Lavender Aftershave.

 eeek:

Is that so that you can smell like Miss Marple then??
Or Wenchy I am reliably informed.

. . .and, putting 2 and 2 together:

Wenchy IS Miss Marple, lives in St Mary Mead, and I claim my ?5!
So you must be M.Poirot then?
Title: Re: So ~ Apart from Tinkerbell
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 24, 2007, 12:23:19 PM
I cannot get past Bourton on the Water without Mrs S demanding a detour to the perfumery.
Her predecessor was the same and indeed is Daughter Number 1.

I quite like their Lavender Aftershave.

 eeek:

Is that so that you can smell like Miss Marple then??
Or Wenchy I am reliably informed.

. . .and, putting 2 and 2 together:

Wenchy IS Miss Marple, lives in St Mary Mead, and I claim my ?5!
So you must be M.Poirot then?

Zut alors, tu a raison, comme d'habitude cher Hastings!

Now, where's Miss Lemon with my tissane?