The Virtual Pub

Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on September 22, 2007, 08:17:47 PM

Title: A sudden influx of newcomers
Post by: Nick on September 22, 2007, 08:17:47 PM

Are they all Polish and trying to get Wenchy's job at a knock down rate?

Don't tell Growler. He likes a nice pole. whistle:

Oh, and welcome back from the naughty corner, Barman ;)

Title: Re: A sudden influx of newcomers
Post by: Bill Payer on September 22, 2007, 09:53:21 PM

I am not Polish.  I have been lurking in the wings for a while.

Title: Re: A sudden influx of newcomers
Post by: Smurf on September 23, 2007, 08:30:50 AM

 I walk into a new pub and like country pubs it has gone quiet, is every one looking at me.  What is this about polish, could I have got some on special offer to clean my shoes?

Title: Re: A sudden influx of newcomers
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2007, 08:36:23 AM

Quote from: Smurf on September 23, 2007, 08:30:50 AM

I walk into a new pub and like country pubs it has gone quiet, is every one looking at me.  What is this about polish, could I have got some on special offer to clean my shoes?

Welcome Smurf?  ;D

Most of the regulars take the weekend off to let their liver recover ? normal service will be resumed on Monday? prolly.  whistle:

Polish immigrants are I?m afraid not welcome unless they are female, large breasted and attractive? well female and large breasted at a minimum? well female.  redface:

Title: Re: A sudden influx of newcomers
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on September 23, 2007, 08:37:53 AM

You are just too picky barman,