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Title: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 24, 2007, 09:45:14 AM
Fish poisoning perhaps?

Or maybe she read this:

Job losses over eBay 'addiction'  (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/7005703.stm)

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The council highlighted "an unacceptable level of usage of shopping, entertainment".
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Bar Wench on September 24, 2007, 10:14:01 AM
 redface:

Internet issues.
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 24, 2007, 10:20:27 AM
redface:

Interne tissues.
Are they scented?
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Bar Wench on September 24, 2007, 10:33:14 AM
Of course. Lavender.
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 24, 2007, 11:35:36 AM
Obvious when you think about it. ::)
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Bar Wench on September 24, 2007, 12:46:56 PM
Obvious when you think about it. ::)

Isn't it just.
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: GROWLER on September 24, 2007, 07:40:07 PM
Unison welfare officer Mark Fisher said people got "addicted" to certain websites.

"People get very involved in eBay, Sky Sports, their favourite soccer teams and some random virtual ale house with beer in the water, buried somewhere in the depths Cyprus. It happens in many, many offices, and no werk gets done, cus they're all too busy talkin' about fairies and other such utter utter shite all day long" he said.


 whistle:
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Barman on September 25, 2007, 04:31:15 AM
Unison welfare officer Mark Fisher said people got "addicted" to certain websites.

"People get very involved in eBay, Sky Sports, their favourite soccer teams and some random virtual ale house with beer in the water, buried somewhere in the depths Cyprus. It happens in many, many offices, and no werk gets done, cus they're all too busy talkin' about fairies and other such utter utter shite all day long" he said.


 whistle:
rubschin:
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Snoopy on September 25, 2007, 11:59:37 AM
I see t'lass is missing again today ~ Internet Issues again? ~ 'spect she has broken the nail on her typing finger. whistle:
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Bar Wench on September 25, 2007, 12:00:01 PM
Working.  redface:
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Snoopy on September 25, 2007, 12:00:26 PM
Whoops ~ sorry  redface:
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Snoopy on September 25, 2007, 12:06:42 PM
I have nothing to do. Kids are all at school, wife is at college, house is peaceful  and I have had cheese and ham on toast for my lunch. What to do ..... be bored or get into mischief? P'raps an apres lunch nap, watch some TV,
 Paint some more doors .... Right a nap on the sofa it is then.  cloud9: = Retirement
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Barman on September 25, 2007, 12:11:51 PM
Where is Nick too?

I?ve finished my plumbing and put the bathroom back together.

Got one load of washing on the line and another in the machine.

Fixed up a clever irrigation thingy on the patio.

Cheese & Branston for lunch.

Ready for a little nap now ? going out for an Indian this evening.

Semi-retirement =  cloud9:
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Bar Wench on September 25, 2007, 12:40:28 PM
F-off the lot of you! I am now in the middle of trying to mock up a mailing.  sad24:
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Barman on September 25, 2007, 01:05:31 PM
F-off the lot of you! I am now in the middle of trying to mock up a mailing.  sad24:
happy100
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: tel on September 25, 2007, 01:17:04 PM
F-off the lot of you! I am now in the middle of trying to mock up a mailing.  sad24:

What's a "mailing"? Junk mailing?
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 25, 2007, 01:32:55 PM
I have nothing to do. Kids are all at school, wife is at college, house is peaceful  and I have had cheese and ham on toast for my lunch. What to do ..... be bored or get into mischief? P'raps an apres lunch nap, watch some TV,
 Paint some more doors .... Right a nap on the sofa it is then.  cloud9: = Retirement

You could always try a bit of goatse, if you're bored... sick2:
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Barman on September 25, 2007, 01:34:27 PM
I have nothing to do. Kids are all at school, wife is at college, house is peaceful  and I have had cheese and ham on toast for my lunch. What to do ..... be bored or get into mischief? P'raps an apres lunch nap, watch some TV,
 Paint some more doors .... Right a nap on the sofa it is then.  cloud9: = Retirement

You could always try a bit of goatse, if you're bored... sick2:
I'd never be that bored...  noooo:
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Bar Wench on September 25, 2007, 01:47:44 PM
F-off the lot of you! I am now in the middle of trying to mock up a mailing.  sad24:

What's a "mailing"? Junk mailing?

Yep. Spam  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2007, 01:49:53 PM
F-off the lot of you! I am now in the middle of trying to mock up a mailing.  sad24:

What's a "mailing"? Junk mailing?

Yep. Spam  eveilgrin:

Barman, I  move to rename Wenchy Spamela  eyes:
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Barman on September 25, 2007, 01:58:36 PM
F-off the lot of you! I am now in the middle of trying to mock up a mailing.  sad24:

What's a "mailing"? Junk mailing?

Yep. Spam  eveilgrin:

Barman, I  move to rename Wenchy Spamela  eyes:
Agreed!  happy088
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 25, 2007, 02:00:17 PM
F-off the lot of you! I am now in the middle of trying to mock up a mailing.  sad24:

What's a "mailing"? Junk mailing?

Yep. Spam  eveilgrin:

Barman, I  move to rename Wenchy Spamela  eyes:
Agreed!  happy088

Or Spamalot  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Misunderstood on September 25, 2007, 02:09:41 PM
Uh?

Who woke me up - again?
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Bar Wench on September 25, 2007, 02:11:50 PM
You all just think you're so clever don't you.  sad24:
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Barman on September 25, 2007, 02:15:59 PM
You all just think you're so clever don't you.  sad24:
Sorry Spamela, did you say something?
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Snoopy on September 25, 2007, 02:19:31 PM
Where is Nick too?

http://www.move-to-cyprus.com/virtual-pub/SMF/index.php?topic=1597.msg28004#msg28004


At the Appeal ~  he told us yesterday ~ several times

Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Barman on September 25, 2007, 02:20:27 PM
Ah... thanks you!
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Misunderstood on September 25, 2007, 02:27:32 PM
You all just think you're so clever don't you.  sad24:


Not at all my dear!

We're old...  Work? Been there - did that - got T shirt!   Be thankful you have some energy to cope with working.

I whizzed down to the surgery earlier on my scooter - whilst I was in there it started raining.  evil:

I'm shivering - sneezing - have a headache the size of Mont Blanc and needed a little kip to restore my will to live - a little.

Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Snoopy on September 25, 2007, 02:32:43 PM
Well I had a very pleasant hour and a half on the sofa .... watched TV ..... but I cannot remember what was  on so I deduce I had a very pleasant nap too. whistle:
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Barman on September 25, 2007, 02:34:06 PM
Well I had a very pleasant hour and a half on the sofa .... watched TV ..... but I cannot remember what was  on so I deduce I had a very pleasant nap too. whistle:
Prolly Jeremy Kyle...
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Snoopy on September 25, 2007, 02:35:00 PM
You all just think you're so clever don't you.  sad24:
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        "You are old, father William," the young man said,
           "And your hair has become very white;
        And yet you incessantly stand on your head--
           Do you think, at your age, it is right?"

        "In my youth," father William replied to his son,
           "I feared it might injure the brain;
        But, now that I'm perfectly sure I have none,
           Why, I do it again and again."

        "You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before,
           And you have grown most uncommonly fat;
        Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door--
           Pray what is the reason for that?"

        "In my youth," said the sage, as he shook his grey locks,
           "I kept all my limbs very supple
        By the use of this ointment - one shilling a box--
           Allow me to sell you a couple?"

        "You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws are too weak
           For anything tougher than suet;
        Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak--
           Pray, how did you manage to do it?"

        "In my youth," said his father, "I took to the law,
           And argued each case with my wife;
        And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw,
           Has lasted the rest of my life."

        "You are old," said the youth, "one would hardly suppose
           That your eye was as steady as ever;
        Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose--
           What made you so awfully clever?"

        "I have answered three questions, and that is enough,"
           Said his father. "Don't give yourself airs!
        Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
           Be off, or I'll kick you down stairs.



Errrr All Credit goes to Lewis Carroll
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Misunderstood on September 25, 2007, 02:43:41 PM
I keep forgetting to turn my TV on - Can't imagine why..... confused:
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Snoopy on September 25, 2007, 02:56:16 PM
I keep forgetting to turn my TV on - Can't imagine why..... confused:

TBH I'm not sure I did..... I woke up with the remote in my hand and the Sky programme listings on the screen. eeek:

 rubschin: Careful thought reveals that I did switch it on but fell asleep trying to decide what not to watch. noooo:
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Misunderstood on September 25, 2007, 02:57:44 PM
I keep forgetting to turn my TV on - Can't imagine why..... confused:

TBH I'm not sure I did..... I woke up with the remote in my hand and the Sky programme listings on the screen. eeek:

 rubschin: Careful thought reveals that I did switch it on but fell asleep trying to decide what not to watch. noooo:

Quiet place... Wales.
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Bar Wench on September 25, 2007, 03:04:50 PM
I keep forgetting to turn my TV on - Can't imagine why..... confused:

TBH I'm not sure I did..... I woke up with the remote in my hand and the Sky programme listings on the screen. eeek:

 rubschin: Careful thought reveals that I did switch it on but fell asleep trying to decide what not to watch. noooo:

Sounds  cloud9:
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2007, 03:38:26 PM
You'll have to finish your mailling first Wenchy  point:
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Sour Puss on September 25, 2007, 03:48:23 PM
Work, nah! don't have the time. Up till 02h00 working on Poster for upcoming Talks, also sending out finished newsletter and inserts for printing, sending faxes to wholesaler for delivery tomorrow at 05h00, bad night, musical beds (Don't ask) and woken just before the alarm went of with violent cramp. That made todays Walk Leaders course interesting. Now home have just phoned mayor, to get permission for  a coffee morning at The mansion house only to be told to get stuffed, as they are fully booked till late 2008, and to write in to get on the waiting list for next years Mayor elect, (if he keeps his seat in after the elections in May). What fun.  Must crack on with the constitution and bank account details for new group being inaugurated on Thursday.  eeek:
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Bar Wench on September 25, 2007, 03:52:21 PM
You'll have to finish your mailling first Wenchy  point:

Plus another 20 odd years of being a wage slave.  sad24:
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Barman on September 25, 2007, 03:53:06 PM
You'll have to finish your mailling first Wenchy  point:

Plus another 20 odd years of being a wage slave.  sad24:
Or getting knocked-up and living off benefits?  whistle:
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Bar Wench on September 25, 2007, 03:54:11 PM
You'll have to finish your mailling first Wenchy  point:

Plus another 20 odd years of being a wage slave.  sad24:
Or getting knocked-up and living off benefits?  whistle:

Mr Wench would have to stop work too. Or he could just move out  rubschin:
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Barman on September 25, 2007, 03:55:01 PM
You'll have to finish your mailling first Wenchy  point:

Plus another 20 odd years of being a wage slave.  sad24:
Or getting knocked-up and living off benefits?  whistle:

Mr Wench would have to stop work too. Or he could just move out  rubschin:
rubschin:
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2007, 03:56:28 PM
You'll have to finish your mailling first Wenchy  point:

Plus another 20 odd years of being a wage slave.  sad24:

I was tempted to ask if you clean your lists before mailshotting them but I get the impression my life expectanct would be less than a kamikaze pilot's  whistle:
Title: Re: Where's Wenchy?
Post by: Misunderstood on September 25, 2007, 04:29:28 PM
You'll have to finish your mailling first Wenchy  point:

Plus another 20 odd years of being a wage slave.  sad24:

I was tempted to ask if you clean your lists before mailshotting them but I get the impression my life expectanct would be less than a kamikaze pilot's  whistle:

Huh!  That'd be the day....



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