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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Bar Wench on September 24, 2007, 10:35:08 AM
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Who were dropped off Friday night at 11:45 in two cars which then sat outside the house and hooted at each other for ten minutes.
Same thing Saturday night at 12:05 I opened the curtains to scream at them through the window and one of the friends was taking a slash in my front garden.
sad24:
I went back to bed.
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Bucket of cold water might have done the trick.
Or acid, or similar. evil:
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Bucket of cold water might have done the trick.
Or acid, or similar. evil:
I'm ground floor and was home alone. No Mr Wench, no boys upstairs. cry:
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Who were dropped off Friday night at 11:45 in two cars which then sat outside the house and hooted at each other for ten minutes.
Same thing Saturday night at 12:05 I opened the curtains to scream at them through the window and one of the friends was taking a slash in my front garden.
sad24:
I went back to bed.
If this turns out to be a regular occurence may I recommend a concealed sheep fence in the garden, I'm sure that sensation would put anyone off relieving themselves in there ever again
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Who were dropped off Friday night at 11:45 in two cars which then sat outside the house and hooted at each other for ten minutes.
Same thing Saturday night at 12:05 I opened the curtains to scream at them through the window and one of the friends was taking a slash in my front garden.
sad24:
I went back to bed.
If this turns out to be a regular occurence may I recommend a concealed sheep fence in the garden, I'm sure that sensation would put anyone off relieving themselves in there ever again
I do have a spare "Electric Shepherd" if you want.
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I'm buying an air gun. cussing: Rubber pellet to the knob will soon put them off. eveilgrin:
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Why rubber? And how good is your aim scared2:
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Why rubber? And how good is your aim scared2:
Pretty good when I want it to be.
Rubber because I assume that using shards of glass would be illegal.
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I thought you menat you were firing condoms eeek:
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I thought you menat you were firing condoms eeek:
No dear. Rubber bullets. eveilgrin:
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I'm buying an air gun. cussing: Rubber pellet to the knob will soon put them off. eveilgrin:
I still say that the sheep fence is a better option, may even clean up the gene pool at the same time whistle: