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Title: Inconsiderate wankers in cars
Post by: Bar Wench on September 24, 2007, 12:54:21 PM
Why when you see a pedestrian and a large puddle of water must you swerve and speed up.  cussing:

My trousers are still soggy.  sad24:
Title: Re: Inconsiderate wankers in cars
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2007, 12:55:21 PM
So what happened? Caught short?
Title: Re: Inconsiderate wankers in cars
Post by: Bar Wench on September 24, 2007, 12:56:43 PM
So what happened? Caught short?

 Angry9:
Title: Re: Inconsiderate wankers in cars
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 24, 2007, 01:14:10 PM
Could be the fear reaction of being told you are in the vicinity Nick, imminent cataclysNick events have had that effect on people in the past according to psychiatric research.
Title: Re: Inconsiderate wankers in cars
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2007, 01:19:10 PM
I am not, though. Unless Wenchy wet herself in Scallypool.
Title: Re: Inconsiderate wankers in cars
Post by: Bar Wench on September 24, 2007, 01:20:26 PM
I am not, though. Unless Wenchy wet herself in Scallypool.

I have never been to Scallypool!  eeek:

I did not wet myself. Twat in car drenched me with puddle water.  sad24:
Title: Re: Inconsiderate wankers in cars
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 24, 2007, 01:21:14 PM
Why when you see a pedestrian and a large puddle of water must you swerve and speed up.  cussing:

My trousers are still soggy.  sad24:

Did you get the number plate of the car/van ?  If you did, give it to the police and they can pursue an assault claim. And no, I'm not joking.
Title: Re: Inconsiderate wankers in cars
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2007, 01:25:02 PM
She didn't, she was shireiking at the time. Nice idea though. Case law or summat?
Title: Re: Inconsiderate wankers in cars
Post by: Bar Wench on September 24, 2007, 01:26:37 PM
Why when you see a pedestrian and a large puddle of water must you swerve and speed up.  cussing:

My trousers are still soggy.  sad24:

Did you get the number plate of the car/van ?  If you did, give it to the police and they can pursue an assault claim. And no, I'm not joking.

I've tried it before and they basically don't bother. Which yes I know they shouldn't but they do.
Title: Re: Inconsiderate wankers in cars
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 24, 2007, 01:28:47 PM
Why when you see a pedestrian and a large puddle of water must you swerve and speed up.  cussing:

My trousers are still soggy.  sad24:

Did you get the number plate of the car/van ?  If you did, give it to the police and they can pursue an assault claim. And no, I'm not joking.

I've tried it before and they basically don't bother. Which yes I know they shouldn't but they do.

Then give me the reg. no and some summary justice will be dispensed  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Inconsiderate wankers in cars
Post by: Bar Wench on September 24, 2007, 01:30:15 PM
Why when you see a pedestrian and a large puddle of water must you swerve and speed up.  cussing:

My trousers are still soggy.  sad24:

Did you get the number plate of the car/van ?  If you did, give it to the police and they can pursue an assault claim. And no, I'm not joking.

I've tried it before and they basically don't bother. Which yes I know they shouldn't but they do.

Then give me the reg. no and some summary justice will be dispensed  eveilgrin:

I shall remember this in future.  eveilgrin: I stopped bothering after last year when three complaints went nowhere.  redface:
Title: Re: Inconsiderate wankers in cars
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 24, 2007, 01:33:11 PM
thats because of targets I'm afraid Wenchy. In order to hit targets the police will tend to go for the crimes that they know they can resolve and unless you have been filmed at the time being splashed by some arse in a passing car doesnt fit that category  happy100
Title: Re: Inconsiderate wankers in cars
Post by: Bar Wench on September 24, 2007, 01:35:22 PM
thats because of targets I'm afraid Wenchy. In order to hit targets the police will tend to go for the crimes that they know they can resolve and unless you have been filmed at the time being splashed by some arse in a passing car doesnt fit that category  happy100

Oh I know. It was pretty much just to make me feel better.  redface: I had a bad week last year where I got caught every day twice day. I also complained to the local council about the fact that the grates were all blocked. Bugger all happened there either.
Title: Re: Inconsiderate wankers in cars
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2007, 01:40:07 PM
Ditto, for car drivers, speed bumps evil:
Title: Re: Inconsiderate wankers in cars
Post by: Misunderstood on September 24, 2007, 04:25:23 PM
Why when you see a pedestrian and a large puddle of water must you swerve and speed up.  cussing:

My trousers are still soggy.  sad24:

Take their numbers, technically it is assault.

You are able to claim due damages. 

There have been many successful actions recently.
(If you can drag plod away from their Gameboys of course, to look up the number) or applying directly to DVLA for reasonable access to the keepers name and address - £2.50 last time I looked.

Reading earlier posts.........  Don't ask plod - DEMAND!  And don't give them any peace until they do something.  A bit of aggravation should get you up to Chief Superintendent at least.
Title: Re: Inconsiderate wankers in cars
Post by: Snoopy on September 24, 2007, 05:09:51 PM
It's helpful if you can get the name & address of at least one witness.
Title: Re: Inconsiderate wankers in cars
Post by: Mr Happy on September 24, 2007, 08:31:17 PM
Why when you see a pedestrian and a large puddle of water must you swerve and speed up.  cussing:

My trousers are still soggy.  sad24:

Did you get the number plate of the car/van ?  If you did, give it to the police and they can pursue an assault claim. And no, I'm not joking.

I've tried it before and they basically don't bother. Which yes I know they shouldn't but they do.

Then give me the reg. no and some summary justice will be dispensed  eveilgrin:

I shall remember this in future.  eveilgrin: I stopped bothering after last year when three complaints went nowhere.  redface:


Better still keep hold of the reg and aonyously tip the bill off ext time a hit ad ru is reported i the area.  Likely to be the same twat ayway!
Title: Re: Inconsiderate wankers in cars
Post by: Snoopy on September 25, 2007, 07:45:25 AM
Why when you see a pedestrian and a large puddle of water must you swerve and speed up.  cussing:

My trousers are still soggy.  sad24:

Did you get the number plate of the car/van ?  If you did, give it to the police and they can pursue an assault claim. And no, I'm not joking.

I've tried it before and they basically don't bother. Which yes I know they shouldn't but they do.

Then give me the reg. no and some summary justice will be dispensed  eveilgrin:

I shall remember this in future.  eveilgrin: I stopped bothering after last year when three complaints went nowhere.  redface:


Better still keep hold of the reg and aonyously tip the bill off ext time a hit ad ru is reported i the area.  Likely to be the same twat ayway!

The office supply company I use www.clp.co.uk currently have keyboards on offer from ?4.95. These key boards are fully compatible with MSoft and come complete with a full set of working keys plus a guarantee. They can however do nothing for poor typing skills.  lol:
Title: Re: Inconsiderate wankers in cars
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2007, 05:47:54 PM
I can name another type that fits into this category, the arsehole who thinks that parking right outside my front gate in a huge ferkin 4x4 instead of paying for parking in a car park. Meaning that I couldnt get out this morning. Hopefully the dent in his bonnet from me landing on it after I had to climb over the wall and the neighbours probable complaints to the police when it set off his car alarm will stop him from blocking me in in future.  cussing:
Title: Re: Inconsiderate wankers in cars
Post by: Mr Happy on September 25, 2007, 07:47:00 PM
Why when you see a pedestrian and a large puddle of water must you swerve and speed up.  cussing:

My trousers are still soggy.  sad24:

Did you get the number plate of the car/van ?  If you did, give it to the police and they can pursue an assault claim. And no, I'm not joking.

I've tried it before and they basically don't bother. Which yes I know they shouldn't but they do.

Then give me the reg. no and some summary justice will be dispensed  eveilgrin:

I shall remember this in future.  eveilgrin: I stopped bothering after last year when three complaints went nowhere.  redface:


Better still keep hold of the reg and aonyously tip the bill off ext time a hit ad ru is reported i the area.  Likely to be the same twat ayway!

The office supply company I use www.clp.co.uk currently have keyboards on offer from ?4.95. These key boards are fully compatible with MSoft and come complete with a full set of working keys plus a guarantee. They can however do nothing for poor typing skills.  lol:

I have a usb keyboard but it doesn't give the freedom offered by the uuuuuuuurghhhhhh laptop.

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