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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on September 26, 2007, 09:02:30 AM
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Like this?
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More like this... whistle:
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That's not about feet that's about CFM shoes
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That's not about feet that's about CFM shoes
With feet in them...
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There is a theory that high heel/black stocking/suspender fetsishes originate in early childhood. Boys especially spend time crawling about their mothers' feet and get a child's eye view of legs and feet associated with Mummy.
WOrrying really.
Anything you want to share with us in Agony Corner?
Presumably girls have a thing about turn ups and grey socks
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Anything you want to share with us in Agony Corner?
No, nothing... noooo:
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So your mum wore suspenders. That's OK.
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So your mum wore suspenders. That's OK.
They all did back in the 30's. lol:
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I defer to your superior memory
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Foot fetish? sick2:
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You think smelly socks, boys think suspenders and the like.
It's a gender difference
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You think smelly socks, boys think suspenders and the like.
It's a gender difference
No it's a foot thing. sick2:
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Wenchy has ugly feet... whistle:
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That had crossed my mind. More pictures now please
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That had crossed my mind. More pictures now please
If I don't like feet why would I have pictures have them? eeek: I think all feet are ugly.
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That had crossed my mind. More pictures now please
If I don't like feet why would I have pictures have them? eeek: I think all feet are ugly.
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But they are. Even when mine have been chiropodisted and pedicured I don't like them. eeek:
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But they are. Even when mine have been chiropodisted and pedicured I don't like them. eeek:
What does Mr. Wench say?
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It's 5th on my 'must blimpometer'. cloud9:
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It's 5th on my 'must blimpometer'. cloud9:
Eh? shrugs:
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He's in his own little world today. Wench' feet - a disaster area. She has a hang up.
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But they are. Even when mine have been chiropodisted and pedicured I don't like them. eeek:
What does Mr. Wench say?
Mr Wench doesn't like feet either, mine, his own, anyones.
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Christ on a bike. Don't you lot understand English? ::)
FEET. 5TH THING I BLIMP AT ON A WUMMAN. cloud9:
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Yours obviously. WIth good reason
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What's 'blimping' ?
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Christ on a bike. Don't you lot understand English? ::)
FEET. 5TH THING I BLIMP AT ON A WUMMAN. cloud9:
The first four being? (In sequence)?
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What's 'blimping' ?
Like Ogleing I spect. Hope it stops there though eeek:
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What's 'blimping' ?
Thank-you! I don't have a clue either.
And I don't have chimp feet. I am off to see if I can dig a foot picture up.
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Just take one of your own sick2:
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This is the only picture of my feet I can find from work.
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See not chimp feet!
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What's 'blimping' ?
Sorry fellah. I talk like what I do's up here to me maytes like. lol:
I tend to forget that you southern softies talk proper like. whistle:
Blimping....to observe.....lustily. cloud9:
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Hmm I can't make it work. Most unlike me.
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This is the only picture of my feet I can find from work.
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See not chimp feet!
Red X
And you have pictures of your own feet. Why?
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Apart from the obvious,diabetes can effect eyes and feet apparently. I have to have my eyes checked, not for ability to read, but what they refer to as Retinopathy Checks every year. At the same time they also check my feet as loss of sensation in your feet can be indicative of further problems. The girl that checked mine a couple of weeks ago said I had "Nice feet ~ very unmasculine" cloud9: Not sure what she meant or why it pleased me but it did.
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This is the only picture of my feet I can find from work.
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See not chimp feet!
Red X
And you have pictures of your own feet. Why?
It was more about the shoes really. It was sparkly flipflop day in blog world.
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Hmm I can't make it work. Most unlike me.
Do I detect leg hair sick2:
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Hmm I can't make it work. Most unlike me.
Do I detect leg hair sick2:
No. Crows.
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COuld be one of those fix your broken leg plasters. Those flip flops are a bit.................elaborate.
She takes pictures of her own shoes?
Perhaps with my new phone, when charged, I could do likewise,,,, rubschin:
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Christ on a bike. Don't you lot understand English? ::)
FEET. 5TH THING I BLIMP AT ON A WUMMAN. cloud9:
The first four being? (In sequence)?
Face
Legs
Bum and forbidden city
Glokens
Feet
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What if you are behind them?
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What if you are behind them?
Overtake, then change me mind and go back. lol:
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Hair? Plasters? Where?
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Above the "shoes"
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Those are trousers.
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Woolly ones? I thought that was your leg!
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Woolly ones? I thought that was your leg!
Think they were old linen ones so were a bit bobbly.
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Your legs?
Oh, sorry.
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For Wenchy
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Back on topic. Growler can start his own bums thread
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For Wenchy
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Hardly in the flip flop category. And I bet they rattle
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For the boys...
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I am warming to this.............
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A Ballerina's feet:
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more (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://vonhof.typepad.com/photos/the_best_of_bad_feet/rasp_feet_pic.jpg&imgrefurl=http://vonhof.typepad.com/photos/the_best_of_bad_feet/rasp_feet_pic.html&h=339&w=500&sz=54&hl=en&start=2&tbnid=-8urh_dbIcaF0M:&tbnh=88&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbad%2Bfeet%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den)
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sick2:
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A Ballerina's feet:
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more (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://vonhof.typepad.com/photos/the_best_of_bad_feet/rasp_feet_pic.jpg&imgrefurl=http://vonhof.typepad.com/photos/the_best_of_bad_feet/rasp_feet_pic.html&h=339&w=500&sz=54&hl=en&start=2&tbnid=-8urh_dbIcaF0M:&tbnh=88&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbad%2Bfeet%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den)
Don't I know it. I shared a flat with loads of them years ago. Frightful. (1974-80)
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sick2:
Ah ~ that's another triumph for aversion therapy then. point:
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sick2:
Ah ~ that's another triumph for aversion therapy then. point:
Yes... I shall keep away from balarinas... whistle:
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They are OK from the ankles up. Until you get to the brain, then it all goes wrong again cry:
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cloud9:
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TBF Dancers do suffer mightily for their art.
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sick2:
Ah ~ that's another triumph for aversion therapy then. point:
Yes... I shall keep away from balarinas... whistle:
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TBF Dancers do suffer mightily for their art.
And so do their boyfriends.
Fit though! lol:
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TBF Dancers do suffer mightily for their art.
Unless they are Moldovian?
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In which case they are fit and talk scribble.
Miss Netball Kit beckons. Must check out her feet. Though she has had diarrhoea for three days, so may not.
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In which case they are fit and talk scribble.
Miss Netball Kit beckons. Must check out her feet. Though she has had diarrhoea for three days, so may not.
Probably washed the feet afterwards.
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"Probably" is a key word there, obviously. Will check to see if she has wellies on.
OK?
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Cycle Clips are often a clue.
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On shorts? eeek:
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Why does your goose have a tattoo?
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So it can be identified easily. They all look alike.
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When I was a lad, my attention was grabbed firstly by the face and then travelled downwards.
As I grew, I moved onto a 2 - 1 - 3 angle,
Now it is definitely legs and feet first!
I fear there may be something in this mother fixation thing as I have suddenly remembered my mother had a shapely ankle redface:
I may be regressing...
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See Wenchy! point:
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Must be because MILFH has dumpy ankles then or because she kicked Mr Wench as a child. eeek:
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Must be because MILFH has dumpy ankles then or because she kicked Mr Wench as a child. eeek:
Or she was a ballerina? [shudder]
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Must be because MILFH has dumpy ankles then or because she kicked Mr Wench as a child. eeek:
Civil Servant, was she?
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Must be because MILFH has dumpy ankles then or because she kicked Mr Wench as a child. eeek:
Or she was a ballerina? [shudder]
She tried to be but she's too short. (I really have to stop being mean about MILFH if Mr Wench looks I could be in trouble scared2:)
Ballerina feet are foul, my cousin and step sister both have them. I just have a squished little toe from a horse standing on it.
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You danced with a horse?
Nijinsky perhaps rubschin:
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You danced with a horse?
Nijinsky perhaps rubschin:
Banghead
No I pushed him and he took offense. The horse, not Nijinsky.
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You danced with a horse?
Nijinsky perhaps rubschin:
Who mentioned dancing eyes:
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You danced with a horse?
Nijinsky perhaps rubschin:
Banghead
No I pushed him and he took offense. The horse, not Nijinsky.
Children ~ I am surrounded by youngsters. ::) ::) ::)
Nijinsky Dancer = (Вацлав Фомич Нижинский; transliterated: Vatslav Fomich Nizhinsky; Polish: Wacław Niżyński) (March 12, 1890 ? April 8, 1950) was a Russian ballet dancer and choreographer of Polish origin. Nijinsky was one of the most gifted male dancers in history, and he became celebrated for his virtuosity and for the depth and intensity of his characterizations. He could perform en pointe, a rare skill among male dancers at the time (Albright, 2004) and his ability to perform seemingly gravity-defying leaps was also legendary.
Nijinsk Horse = Nijinsky
Trainer: Vincent O'Brien
NIJINSKY'S DERBY-WINNING PROGENY
Sons
Golden Fleece (1982)
Sharahstani (1986)
Lammtara (1995)
Grandsons
Kahyasi (1988)
Generous (1991)
Nijinsky won all of his five races as a two-year-old and also secured the traditional Triple Crown (2,000 Guineas, Derby, St Leger) in 1970 - the last horse to do so.
That season he also took the Irish Derby and the King George & Queen Elizabeth Diamond Stakes before being beaten a head in the Arc.
He was sent to stud in Kentucky and went on to become a leading sire. Nijinsky died in 1992, aged 25.
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redface: Sorry.
Are the linking issues today for pictures? I tried earlier and got a cross too.
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I get cross every day and no one seems to care sad24:
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I get cross every day and no one seems to care sad24:
Did someone say something? whistle:
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I get cross every day and no one seems to care sad24:
We notice but prefer not to comment as we don't want to be seen to be encouraging you. eveilgrin:
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He was sent to stud in Kentucky and went on to become a leading sire. Nijinsky died in 1992, aged 25.
I thought male ballet dancers were all lifters of the shirt?
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He was sent to stud in Kentucky and went on to become a leading sire. Nijinsky died in 1992, aged 25.
I thought male ballet dancers were all lifters of the shirt?
Dancer gaily acknowledged to have been.
Horse strongly denied the charge and sired many winners to prove his point.
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He was sent to stud in Kentucky and went on to become a leading sire. Nijinsky died in 1992, aged 25.
I thought male ballet dancers were all lifters of the shirt?
Not all!
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He was sent to stud in Kentucky and went on to become a leading sire. Nijinsky died in 1992, aged 25.
I thought male ballet dancers were all lifters of the shirt?
Not all!
Nijinsky certainly was.
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He was sent to stud in Kentucky and went on to become a leading sire. Nijinsky died in 1992, aged 25.
I thought male ballet dancers were all lifters of the shirt?
Not all!
Nijinsky certainly was.
Yes but not ALL danseurs are.
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He was sent to stud in Kentucky and went on to become a leading sire. Nijinsky died in 1992, aged 25.
I thought male ballet dancers were all lifters of the shirt?
Not all!
Nijinsky certainly was.
Yes but not ALL danseurs are.
Then it shouldn't take you long to jot down a list of the straight ones for us?
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He was sent to stud in Kentucky and went on to become a leading sire. Nijinsky died in 1992, aged 25.
I thought male ballet dancers were all lifters of the shirt?
Not all!
Nijinsky certainly was.
Yes but not ALL danseurs are.
Then it shouldn't take you long to jot down a list of the straight ones for us?
I don't know! I'm going off umm experience.
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I'll grant you that ;)
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He was sent to stud in Kentucky and went on to become a leading sire. Nijinsky died in 1992, aged 25.
I thought male ballet dancers were all lifters of the shirt?
Not all!
Nijinsky certainly was.
Yes but not ALL danseurs are.
doh: Of course they are Wenchy! noooo:
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He was sent to stud in Kentucky and went on to become a leading sire. Nijinsky died in 1992, aged 25.
I thought male ballet dancers were all lifters of the shirt?
Not all!
Nijinsky certainly was.
Yes but not ALL danseurs are.
Then it shouldn't take you long to jot down a list of the straight ones for us?
I don't know! I'm going off umm experience.
He probably took you on for a bet. ;)
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He was sent to stud in Kentucky and went on to become a leading sire. Nijinsky died in 1992, aged 25.
I thought male ballet dancers were all lifters of the shirt?
Not all!
Nijinsky certainly was.
Yes but not ALL danseurs are.
Then it shouldn't take you long to jot down a list of the straight ones for us?
I don't know! I'm going off umm experience.
He probably took you on for a bet. ;)
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He was sent to stud in Kentucky and went on to become a leading sire. Nijinsky died in 1992, aged 25.
I thought male ballet dancers were all lifters of the shirt?
Not all!
Nijinsky certainly was.
Yes but not ALL danseurs are.
Then it shouldn't take you long to jot down a list of the straight ones for us?
I don't know! I'm going off umm experience.
He probably took you on for a bet. ;)
happy001
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It's the way you tell 'em. confused:
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OMG! I've just found the weirdest web site... scared2:
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OMG! I've just found the weirdest web site... scared2:
Well?
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OMG! I've just found the weirdest web site... scared2:
Well?
Shoes... I was just searching for shoes... scared2:
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OMG! I've just found the weirdest web site... scared2:
Well?
Well encore?
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What have I started.
ALl female ballerinas are nymphos.
Most male ballet dancers are gay
Those male ballet dancers who are not gay have a terrific time.
The stories I could tell you about being on tour with ballet companies. Great Yarmouth sticks in the mind for some reason!
Oh and Vienna
Oh and Swindon
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What have I started.
ALl female ballerinas are nymphos.
Most male ballet dancers are gay
Those male ballet dancers who are not gay have a terrific time.
The stories I could tell you about being on tour with ballet companies. Great Yarmouth sticks in the mind for some reason!
Oh and Vienna
Oh and Swindon
They?re nymphos because they don?t want you to look at their feet presumably? noooo:
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I forget. I never got that far down
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I forget. I never got that far down
Precisely? whistle:
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What about this bloody web site you found whilst looking for shoes? Tell us man.
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What have I started.
ALl female ballerinas are nymphos.
Most male ballet dancers are gay
Those male ballet dancers who are not gay have a terrific time.
The stories I could tell you about being on tour with ballet companies. Great Yarmouth sticks in the mind for some reason!
Oh and Vienna
Oh and Swindon
Umm Nick? Were you a ballet dancer? eeek:
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What have I started.
ALl female ballerinas are nymphos.
Most male ballet dancers are gay
Those male ballet dancers who are not gay have a terrific time.
The stories I could tell you about being on tour with ballet companies. Great Yarmouth sticks in the mind for some reason!
Oh and Vienna
Oh and Swindon
Umm Nick? Were you a ballet dancer? eeek:
Belly dancer more like! point:
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What about this bloody web site you found whilst looking for shoes? Tell us man.
Oh... I'd purged the memory from my head...
This one
http://www.sexypara.com/preview.html
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Wench asked
Umm Nick? Were you a ballet dancer?
You clearly haven't seen Nick ~ I mean ..... fleet of foot, nimble, lithe, supple, delicate ..... none of these are words that I would use to describe him.lol:
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No. "Mrs" Nick #1 was. We shared flats with numerous dancers for many years and I used to go on tour with them. Wild times!!!
VERY wild times. eeek:
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What about this bloody web site you found whilst looking for shoes? Tell us man.
Oh... I'd purged the memory from my head...
This one
http://www.sexypara.com/preview.html
LANDLADY
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What about this bloody web site you found whilst looking for shoes? Tell us man.
Oh... I'd purged the memory from my head...
This one
http://www.sexypara.com/preview.html
redface: And there was me feeling sorry for myself because I've ended up with a scooter.
Always someone worse off... noooo:
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No way to talk about Mrs Bouncer. noooo:
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Wench asked
Umm Nick? Were you a ballet dancer?
You clearly haven't seen Nick ~ I mean ..... fleet of foot, nimble, lithe, supple, delicate ..... none of these are words that I would use to describe him.lol:
Gielgud gong backstage to talk to a fellow actor after a terrible performance:
"My boy, "Good" isn't the word"
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No. "Mrs" Nick #1 was. We shared flats with numerous dancers for many years and I used to go on tour with them. Wild times!!!
VERY wild times. eeek:
Ahhh say no more.
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I could of course. That year in Mexico City was something else. As was the weekend in Gorleston on Sea.
We had to make our own entertainment, you see!
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Little wonder you are nuts. confused:
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What about this bloody web site you found whilst looking for shoes? Tell us man.
Oh... I'd purged the memory from my head...
This one
http://www.sexypara.com/preview.html
eeek: eeek:
Presumably her feet are very low mileage?
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What about this bloody web site you found whilst looking for shoes? Tell us man.
Oh... I'd purged the memory from my head...
This one
http://www.sexypara.com/preview.html
eeek: eeek:
Presumably her feet are very low mileage?
drumroll:
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What about this bloody web site you found whilst looking for shoes? Tell us man.
Oh... I'd purged the memory from my head...
This one
http://www.sexypara.com/preview.html
Brownie points achived for operation fireplace now dismissed for web sick sickoness - you are in soooooooooo much trouble now BM Angry9:
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Ohhh you are in soooo much trouble!!
I feel a very expensive shoe purchase coming on!
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Ohhh you are in soooo much trouble!!
I feel a very expensive shoe purchase coming on!
Not just shoes wenchy ;D
Today has been VERY successful - will PM you in few days with 'secret' details eeek: eeek:
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Excellent eveilgrin:
Vicarious shopping is almost as good as the real thing. Hoping Miss Barman is also getting a look in and a play with the credit card!
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You forgot she comes in here didn't you!
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no... redface:
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no... redface:
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No fisheye lense for BM!!!! No fisheye lense for BM!!
point:
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He is digging a bunker
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no... redface:
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No fisheye lense for BM!!!! No fisheye lense for BM!!
point:
sad24:
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He is digging a bunker
He'd needn't bother. Just go and put a tin roof over the trench in his driveway. Or better yet extend and widen it to make a moat!
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Or brick himself into the chimbly before she does it for him
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Ahem...
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Ahem...
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What disability does that one have?
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Somebody needs to sort out that wall where it meets (or doesn't) the stair case.
Otherwise TOP PIC. happy088 BM
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Somebody needs to sort out that wall where it meets (or doesn't) the stair case.
Otherwise TOP PIC. happy088 BM
I did something right then? cloud9:
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Somebody needs to sort out that wall where it meets (or doesn't) the stair case.
Otherwise TOP PIC. happy088 BM
I did something right then? cloud9:
By the boys not by we who matter most! Rember your pissed off missus? point:
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Somebody needs to sort out that wall where it meets (or doesn't) the stair case.
Otherwise TOP PIC. happy088 BM
Can't say I noticed until you mentioned it...
I was too busy trying to work out how she got that impossible ankle position... rubschin:
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Somebody needs to sort out that wall where it meets (or doesn't) the stair case.
Otherwise TOP PIC. happy088 BM
Can't say I noticed until you mentioned it...
I was too busy trying to work out how she got that impossible ankle position... rubschin:
It's possible just difficult to hold. Mainly because of the strain on the arms.
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It's possibly just difficult to hold. Mainly because of the strain on the arms.
Said the actress to the very well-endowed Bishop?
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Nooo! It's an actual exercise for toning upper arms, except you usually have both feet square on the floor. redface:
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Nooo! It's an actual exercise for toning upper arms, except you usually have both feet square on the floor. redface:
I stand, or rather slouch, corrected. redface:
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Nooo! It's an actual exercise for toning upper arms, except you usually have both feet square on the floor. redface:
I stand, or rather slouch, corrected. redface:
Posture is very important! Straighten up!
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Nooo! It's an actual exercise for toning upper arms, except you usually have both feet square on the floor. redface:
I stand, or rather slouch, corrected. redface:
Posture is very important! Straighten up!
Yes mum. noooo:
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Nooo! It's an actual exercise for toning upper arms, except you usually have both feet square on the floor. redface:
Sometimes... just sometimes I am glad to be a cat and just s t r e t c h .
When I feel like it. cloud9: