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Title: Then why not use the old exam papers from the 1960s then you arse?
Post by: Snoopy on September 26, 2007, 11:04:43 AM
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Minister aims to show exams are not easier

Sep 26 2007 by Maria Breslin, Liverpool Echo

SCHOOLS secretary Ed Balls today aimed to the end allegations that exams are getting easier.

He announced plans to split the current exam watchdogs into two independent bodies which will regularly report direct to Parliament rather than to ministers.

He told the Labour conference the move would ensure no-one could claim results were being artificially massaged to pump up pass rates.

I want to stop young people being told that the GCSE or A-level grades they are proud of are not worth what they used to be.

?I want parents, universities, employers and young people themselves to be confident that standards are being maintained.?

He said the fact that the existing Qualifications and Curriculum Authority reports to ministers rather than to Parliament makes it harder to demonstrate that it is acting independently.
Title: Re: Then why not use the old exam papers from the 1960s then you arse?
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2007, 11:06:07 AM
Because the syllabus has changed
Title: Re: Then why not use the old exam papers from the 1960s then you arse?
Post by: Snoopy on September 26, 2007, 11:07:58 AM
To make it easier ..... exactly.
Title: Re: Then why not use the old exam papers from the 1960s then you arse?
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2007, 11:09:55 AM
Tell that to Miss Snoopy.
Title: Re: Then why not use the old exam papers from the 1960s then you arse?
Post by: Snoopy on September 26, 2007, 11:22:14 AM
Tell that to Miss Snoopy.


Yes ~ That'll be the Miss Snoopy who is 14yo, top of the year group for English and spells Bully as Bulie would it? The very same Miss Snoopy who is in top set for Maths but doesn't know any table beyond the six times?
But Hey! Why should she?  Her computer has a calculator and spell checker  innit ::)
Title: Re: Then why not use the old exam papers from the 1960s then you arse?
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2007, 11:23:01 AM
 eeek:

I blame the parents.

















Runs off to phtograph Miss Netball Kit
Title: Re: Then why not use the old exam papers from the 1960s then you arse?
Post by: Snoopy on September 26, 2007, 11:26:00 AM
Me too ~ she should be beaten regularly and not educated # after all she is only a breeding machine.









That should earn me praise when Allah takes over
Title: Re: Then why not use the old exam papers from the 1960s then you arse?
Post by: Bar Wench on September 26, 2007, 11:27:07 AM
 cussing: censored: cussing:

That is what my Grandmother said to me before I went to Uni.  cussing:
Title: Re: Then why not use the old exam papers from the 1960s then you arse?
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2007, 11:29:58 AM
Granny knows best
Title: Re: Then why not use the old exam papers from the 1960s then you arse?
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 26, 2007, 12:27:14 PM
That should earn me praise when Allah takes over
cussing: censored: cussing:

That is what my Grandmother said to me before I went to Uni.  cussing:
Was Granny a Muslim then?
Title: Re: Then why not use the old exam papers from the 1960s then you arse?
Post by: Barman on September 26, 2007, 12:29:50 PM
That should earn me praise when Allah takes over
cussing: censored: cussing:

That is what my Grandmother said to me before I went to Uni.  cussing:
Was Granny a Muslim then?
drumroll:
Title: Re: Then why not use the old exam papers from the 1960s then you arse?
Post by: Bar Wench on September 26, 2007, 12:31:45 PM
Granny knows best

Seeing as I dropped out after a year and a half, yes she was, complete waste of money!  redface:

DS

 Banghead
Title: Re: Then why not use the old exam papers from the 1960s then you arse?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 26, 2007, 12:38:15 PM
Seeing as I dropped out after a year and a half, yes she was, complete waste of money!  redface:

Ahh come on now  - wot about the parties , the student Union Wednesday night Disco, the lazy mornings in the canteen or in bed (it was a difficult choice back then  lol:) etc. Got to be worth every penny for that  cloud9:
Title: Re: Then why not use the old exam papers from the 1960s then you arse?
Post by: Bar Wench on September 26, 2007, 12:39:32 PM
For me yes  eyes: I learnt many things. For my Dad hmmm, not so much.  eeek:
Title: Re: Then why not use the old exam papers from the 1960s then you arse?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 26, 2007, 12:40:49 PM
For me yes  eyes: I learnt many things. For my Dad hmmm, not so much.  eeek:

Don't worry as long as your happy - he'll be happy  happy001
Title: Re: Then why not use the old exam papers from the 1960s then you arse?
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 26, 2007, 12:41:21 PM
For me yes  eyes: I learnt many things. For my Dad hmmm, not so much.  eeek:

I know all about daughters thank you.  evil:
Title: Re: Then why not use the old exam papers from the 1960s then you arse?
Post by: Bar Wench on September 26, 2007, 12:42:13 PM
For me yes  eyes: I learnt many things. For my Dad hmmm, not so much.  eeek:

I know all about daughters thank you.  evil:

 point:
Title: Re: Then why not use the old exam papers from the 1960s then you arse?
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2007, 01:31:06 PM
Fortunately, I don't.

Though my sister told me that my mum said to her (when in her teens), "If you ever get pregnant it will kill your father."

I think the "ever " was a bit OTT.

She got pregnant at 17 eeek:

My Mum gave her a hard time. Then we found out that my parents had been adding a year to their wedding anniversaries to conceal the fact that my mum was pregnant (6 months) when she got married eeek:

Hence no photos

When challenged about this, years later, my mum's response was "Well, so was your grandmother!"

We seem to come from a long line of bastards cry:
Title: Re: Then why not use the old exam papers from the 1960s then you arse?
Post by: Snoopy on September 26, 2007, 01:36:33 PM
As an amateur genealogist I can assure you that if that is the skeleton in the Nick family cupboard you have nothing to worry about.
Title: Re: Then why not use the old exam papers from the 1960s then you arse?
Post by: Barman on September 26, 2007, 01:38:05 PM
As an amateur genealogist I can assure you that if that is the skeleton in the Nick family cupboard you have nothing to worry about.
In the cupboard? I can hide it in my fireplace for a small fee...  whistle:
Title: Re: Then why not use the old exam papers from the 1960s then you arse?
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2007, 01:39:04 PM
As an amateur genealogist I can assure you that if that is the skeleton in the Nick family cupboard you have nothing to worry about.

Have I not mentioned Nick the Impaler?

Unclie I think. We don't talk about him much noooo:
Title: Re: Then why not use the old exam papers from the 1960s then you arse?
Post by: Barman on September 26, 2007, 01:41:38 PM
As an amateur genealogist I can assure you that if that is the skeleton in the Nick family cupboard you have nothing to worry about.

Have I not mentioned Nick the Impaler?

Unclie I think. We don't talk about him much noooo:
Did he pick up rubbish with one of those pointy-stick things?  whistle:
Title: Re: Then why not use the old exam papers from the 1960s then you arse?
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2007, 01:45:49 PM
Sort of. We have pics somewhere, but they may upset you

Isn't this thread about exam papers?

Or bananas?

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