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Title: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2007, 11:29:10 AM
It's spelt BULLY

Note apostrophe use also

Mr Nick
Title: Re: Attention Miss Snoopy
Post by: Snoopy on September 26, 2007, 11:31:11 AM
It's spelt BULLY

Note apostrophe use also

Mr Nick

If she won't listen to her teachers, me or her mother then what makes you think she will listen to you?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2007, 11:32:19 AM
I am sensible and not living nearby. Try it and see.

Like Agony Corner for teenage girls


On second thoughts









 scared2:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on September 26, 2007, 11:33:04 AM
But she is going to live happily ever after locked to the lips of the boyfriend why does she need to learn how to spell bully?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2007, 11:33:34 AM
Can she spell lips?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on September 26, 2007, 11:33:58 AM
Because she wants to be a teacher
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on September 26, 2007, 11:34:07 AM
Can she spell lips?

She doesn't need to.  eyes:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on September 26, 2007, 11:34:31 AM
Because she wants to be a teacher

Quite clearly she is demented, there is no hope for her.  noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2007, 11:34:55 AM
Because she wants to be a teacher



 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

Tell her I said that!
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2007, 11:35:22 AM
Because she wants to be a teacher

Quite clearly she is demented, there is no hope for her.  noooo:

Wot she said
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on September 26, 2007, 11:40:08 AM
She wants to be an Archaeologist ~ has wanted to since she was about 5 ~ but accepts that there are very few jobs in that field (pun noted but cannot be arsed to remove it) so has compromised and wants now to teach History with Archaeology ~ preferably at Uni level. Her plan is Bangor Uni (so that she can live continue to freeload at home).
Bangor have a good rep for that degree.
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on September 26, 2007, 11:42:31 AM
She wants to be an Archaeologist ~ has wanted to since she was about 5 ~ but accepts that there are very few jobs in that field (pun noted but cannot be arsed to remove it) so has compromised and wants now to teach History with Archaeology ~ preferably at Uni level. Her plan is Bangor Uni (so that she can live continue to freeload at home).
Bangor have a good rep for that degree.

Ahhh lecturing, different kettle of fish. Brother in Law Wench is trying to get a lecturing gig at the moment. Really not too many of them about either.  eeek: She will have to be terribly flexible in location when it comes time for looking for a job. BILW has been looking for nearly a year. Stacks of interviews etc but none seem to go anywhere. And he isn't prepared to do "menial work" whilst he is looking. So he is literally freeloading at home.
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2007, 11:45:58 AM
My oldest school chum (bar one) is here.

http://www.arch.ox.ac.uk/resources/staff_directory/chris_gosden (http://www.arch.ox.ac.uk/resources/staff_directory/chris_gosden)

Sheffield BA, Prague, Canberra

See also

http://www.archaeology.co.uk/further/begin/whichuni.htm (http://www.archaeology.co.uk/further/begin/whichuni.htm)

http://www.hero.ac.uk/uk/home/index.cfm (http://www.hero.ac.uk/uk/home/index.cfm)
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on September 26, 2007, 11:57:57 AM
Thank You ~ we have a way to go yet.
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on September 26, 2007, 11:59:31 AM
Thank You ~ we have a way to go yet.

Because after all plans do change. She and the Lip Locker could get married and she could be knocked up before the archaeology thing kicks in.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Barman on September 26, 2007, 12:06:37 PM
Thank You ~ we have a way to go yet.

Because after all plans do change. She and the Lip Locker could get married and she could be knocked up before the archaeology thing kicks in.  eveilgrin:
Sage words Wenchy...  whistle:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on September 26, 2007, 12:14:06 PM
He's gone a bit quiet. Do you think perhaps he's collapsed with the shock?  eeek:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on September 26, 2007, 12:36:34 PM
Mrs S came in from her morning class, bearing lunch.


No ~ somehow I don't see Miss S getting knocked up. We broached the subject of sexual activity and the BF recently. She informed us that she was not stupid and had no intention of getting herself into that state until she had attained that which she sought. Many a slip twixt cup and lip I know but the school has shown her how to fit a condom onto a banana.  lol:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on September 26, 2007, 12:38:37 PM
Mrs S came in from her morning class, bearing lunch.


No ~ somehow I don't see Miss S getting knocked up. We broached the subject of sexual activity and the BF recently. She informed us that she was not stupid and had no intention of getting herself into that state until she had attained that which she sought. Many a slip twixt cup and lip I know but the school has shown her how to fit a condom onto a banana.  lol:

Sensible young lady! Sounds like I did at her age.

What was for lunch?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Misunderstood on September 26, 2007, 12:40:33 PM
Musing quietly on this thread, I have just reflected on the fact that my disaster has been coping? with her disaster for about twenty years now...


So there IS justice.  evil:  All you have to do is wait...
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 26, 2007, 12:43:56 PM
Mrs S came in from her morning class, bearing lunch.


No ~ somehow I don't see Miss S getting knocked up. We broached the subject of sexual activity and the BF recently. She informed us that she was not stupid and had no intention of getting herself into that state until she had attained that which she sought. Many a slip twixt cup and lip I know but the school has shown her how to fit a condom onto a banana.  lol:
 

I don't see any timetable in there. rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on September 26, 2007, 12:45:35 PM
Mrs S came in from her morning class, bearing lunch.


No ~ somehow I don't see Miss S getting knocked up. We broached the subject of sexual activity and the BF recently. She informed us that she was not stupid and had no intention of getting herself into that state until she had attained that which she sought. Many a slip twixt cup and lip I know but the school has shown her how to fit a condom onto a banana.  lol:

Sensible young lady! Sounds like I did at her age.

What was for lunch?

S&K Pie with Chips ~ very nice but not, as I told her, ideal for an overweight diabetic with a heart condition.
(Must remember to check who gets the insurance money.)
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on September 26, 2007, 12:46:17 PM
Wise decision. Bad Mrs Snoopy, should have been waving a celery stick instead.
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on September 26, 2007, 12:47:05 PM
Mrs S came in from her morning class, bearing lunch.


No ~ somehow I don't see Miss S getting knocked up. We broached the subject of sexual activity and the BF recently. She informed us that she was not stupid and had no intention of getting herself into that state until she had attained that which she sought. Many a slip twixt cup and lip I know but the school has shown her how to fit a condom onto a banana.  lol:
 

I don't see any timetable in there. rubschin:

Earlier post refers to current age (14) and ambitions to Uni etc which takes her through to at least 22. Timescale thus at least 8 years.
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on September 26, 2007, 12:48:20 PM
Wise decision. Bad Mrs Snoopy, should have been waving a celery stick instead.

What?? ......  Sex in the afternoons, not with my medication I'm afraid.
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 26, 2007, 12:49:09 PM
Mrs S came in from her morning class, bearing lunch.


No ~ somehow I don't see Miss S getting knocked up. We broached the subject of sexual activity and the BF recently. She informed us that she was not stupid and had no intention of getting herself into that state until she had attained that which she sought. Many a slip twixt cup and lip I know but the school has shown her how to fit a condom onto a banana.  lol:
 

I don't see any timetable in there. rubschin:

Earlier post refers to current age (14) and ambitions to Uni etc which takes her through to at least 22. Timescale thus at least 8 years.

Good luck to her, but they can be fickle, like all females I suppose.
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on September 26, 2007, 12:50:51 PM
Mrs S came in from her morning class, bearing lunch.


No ~ somehow I don't see Miss S getting knocked up. We broached the subject of sexual activity and the BF recently. She informed us that she was not stupid and had no intention of getting herself into that state until she had attained that which she sought. Many a slip twixt cup and lip I know but the school has shown her how to fit a condom onto a banana.  lol:
 

I don't see any timetable in there. rubschin:

Earlier post refers to current age (14) and ambitions to Uni etc which takes her through to at least 22. Timescale thus at least 8 years.

Good luck to her, but they can be fickle, like all females I suppose.

Dunno 'bout fickle ~ f*****g awkward more like
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2007, 01:36:25 PM
Mrs S came in from her morning class, bearing lunch.


No ~ somehow I don't see Miss S getting knocked up. We broached the subject of sexual activity and the BF recently. She informed us that she was not stupid and had no intention of getting herself into that state until she had attained that which she sought. Many a slip twixt cup and lip I know but the school has shown her how to fit a condom onto a banana.  lol:

Sensible young lady! Sounds like I did at her age.

What was for lunch?

Banana
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on September 26, 2007, 01:39:32 PM
Apparently the girls all ate their bananas after the lesson but none of the boys would  eeek:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2007, 01:43:50 PM
Interesting in both cases!!
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on September 26, 2007, 01:47:12 PM
Personally I believe the girls ate the bananas to be deliberately provocative and the boys didn't want to be called gay. Miss Snoopy agreed with that surmise.
The little minx even said she had never eaten a banana so slowly before.
Sometimes I think they know too much ~ other times I fear they do not know enough.
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on September 26, 2007, 01:49:04 PM
Personally I believe the girls ate the bananas to be deliberately provocative and the boys didn't want to be called gay. Miss Snoopy agreed with that surmise.
The little minx even said she had never eaten a banana so slowly before.
Sometimes I think they know too much ~ other times I fear they do not know enough.

I'm suprised. Girls would never eat banans at school when I was young because of those sorts of ideas.
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2007, 01:50:57 PM
She will learn. scared2:

There is a 15 year old (spawn of the pagan morris dancers) who walks past our house every day. Mini skirt, black tights, yesterday for some reason pink wellies. She is beautiful but doesn't quite know it yet (one can tell). But her teeth braces have just come off. Give her a year, maybe less,  and the boys will be swarming, they prolly are already but she hasn't quite noticed.....
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on September 26, 2007, 01:54:16 PM
Wellies are a fashion statement these days.
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2007, 01:57:14 PM
Unlike jewelled flip flops one assumes
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on September 26, 2007, 01:59:20 PM
Unlike jewelled flip flops one assumes

I have pretty wellies too.
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2007, 02:00:28 PM
Pics?

Why did I ask? SHe will have pics of her own wellies. noooo:

GROWLER?



(PS For some men a banana would be quite flattering)
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on September 26, 2007, 02:02:34 PM
Pics?

Why did I ask? SHe will have pics of her own wellies. noooo:

GROWLER?

I don't actually. I can show you which ones though if you like?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2007, 02:03:26 PM
No thanks. She is due past here at 3.40. I can blimp for myself
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Barman on September 26, 2007, 02:03:43 PM
Pics?

Why did I ask? SHe will have pics of her own wellies. noooo:

GROWLER?

I don't actually. I can show you which ones though if you like?
::) no...
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on September 26, 2007, 02:07:39 PM
Fine then!
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on September 26, 2007, 02:12:06 PM
Fine then!

Well I'd like to see them
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on September 26, 2007, 02:15:16 PM
Fine then!

Well I'd like to see them

Tough. My boots and I'm not sharing with anyone now.  sad24:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Barman on September 26, 2007, 02:16:39 PM
Fine then!

Well I'd like to see them
Creep...  noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 26, 2007, 02:25:22 PM
Fine then!

Well I'd like to see them

Tough. My boots and I'm not sharing with anyone now.  sad24:

Tough old boot  point:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on September 26, 2007, 02:26:52 PM
I can guess ~ if they don't have spots it'll be flowers

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.funky-wellington-boots.co.uk%2Fimages%2Fwelly-boots-uk-300.jpg&hash=be6145093046213ad0acd62ae8ec503f7669b634)

OR

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.welligogs.com%2FProductimages%2FBIG%2F69.jpg&hash=747dbc1eeb25280aec931ea0d29d93d4cb3bd176)
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on September 26, 2007, 02:29:35 PM
I'm that predictable aren't I.
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Barman on September 26, 2007, 02:30:27 PM
I'm that predictable aren't I.
Oh yes...  whistle:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on September 26, 2007, 02:49:08 PM
I'm that predictable aren't I.

No ~ I think you showed us once before ...... p'raps in another place.
On the other hand you may just be predictable ~ but then most women are.
Predictable but illogical.




Example ~ I can predict when the attack will come or what will cause it. It will, however, not follow a logical plan and thus my position will be indefensible.
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on September 26, 2007, 02:50:26 PM
Possible. I do have another pair of purple Hunter wellies now as well.
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Berek on September 26, 2007, 03:02:43 PM
So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

He said "You remind me of a pepper-pot", I said "I'll take that as a condiment".

Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Barman on September 26, 2007, 03:03:23 PM
So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

He said "You remind me of a pepper-pot", I said "I'll take that as a condiment".


rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on September 26, 2007, 03:04:31 PM
Well okahy then.  eeek:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 26, 2007, 03:10:02 PM
So I was walking down the road the other day and was hit in the face by a prawn cocktail.  And that was just for starters!
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Berek on September 26, 2007, 03:13:36 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 26, 2007, 03:27:16 PM
Over dinner, Mrs TMR and I were discussing who the kids would live with.  A heated argument ensued.  I ended up pouring a trifle over her head.  She got custardy.
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 26, 2007, 03:34:41 PM
So I went to the local video shop and I said, "Can I take out The Elephant Man?" He said, "He's not your type." I said "How about Batman Forever?" He said, "No, you'll have to bring it back tomorrow"
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2007, 04:02:31 PM
Tommy Cooper. ?5
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 26, 2007, 04:34:37 PM
Possible. I do have another pair of purple Hunter wellies now as well.
cloud9:
And a matching Sou'Wester?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 26, 2007, 05:33:44 PM
You can buy the remnants of Tommy Cooper for a fiver?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's Miss Snoopy Advice thread
Post by: Barman on September 26, 2007, 05:36:12 PM
You can buy the remnants of Tommy Cooper for a fiver?
noooo: How many have you had?