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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on September 26, 2007, 11:29:10 AM
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It's spelt BULLY
Note apostrophe use also
Mr Nick
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It's spelt BULLY
Note apostrophe use also
Mr Nick
If she won't listen to her teachers, me or her mother then what makes you think she will listen to you?
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I am sensible and not living nearby. Try it and see.
Like Agony Corner for teenage girls
On second thoughts
scared2:
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But she is going to live happily ever after locked to the lips of the boyfriend why does she need to learn how to spell bully?
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Can she spell lips?
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Because she wants to be a teacher
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Can she spell lips?
She doesn't need to. eyes:
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Because she wants to be a teacher
Quite clearly she is demented, there is no hope for her. noooo:
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Because she wants to be a teacher
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Tell her I said that!
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Because she wants to be a teacher
Quite clearly she is demented, there is no hope for her. noooo:
Wot she said
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She wants to be an Archaeologist ~ has wanted to since she was about 5 ~ but accepts that there are very few jobs in that field (pun noted but cannot be arsed to remove it) so has compromised and wants now to teach History with Archaeology ~ preferably at Uni level. Her plan is Bangor Uni (so that she can
live continue to freeload at home).
Bangor have a good rep for that degree.
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She wants to be an Archaeologist ~ has wanted to since she was about 5 ~ but accepts that there are very few jobs in that field (pun noted but cannot be arsed to remove it) so has compromised and wants now to teach History with Archaeology ~ preferably at Uni level. Her plan is Bangor Uni (so that she can live continue to freeload at home).
Bangor have a good rep for that degree.
Ahhh lecturing, different kettle of fish. Brother in Law Wench is trying to get a lecturing gig at the moment. Really not too many of them about either. eeek: She will have to be terribly flexible in location when it comes time for looking for a job. BILW has been looking for nearly a year. Stacks of interviews etc but none seem to go anywhere. And he isn't prepared to do "menial work" whilst he is looking. So he is literally freeloading at home.
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My oldest school chum (bar one) is here.
http://www.arch.ox.ac.uk/resources/staff_directory/chris_gosden (http://www.arch.ox.ac.uk/resources/staff_directory/chris_gosden)
Sheffield BA, Prague, Canberra
See also
http://www.archaeology.co.uk/further/begin/whichuni.htm (http://www.archaeology.co.uk/further/begin/whichuni.htm)
http://www.hero.ac.uk/uk/home/index.cfm (http://www.hero.ac.uk/uk/home/index.cfm)
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Thank You ~ we have a way to go yet.
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Thank You ~ we have a way to go yet.
Because after all plans do change. She and the Lip Locker could get married and she could be knocked up before the archaeology thing kicks in. eveilgrin:
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Thank You ~ we have a way to go yet.
Because after all plans do change. She and the Lip Locker could get married and she could be knocked up before the archaeology thing kicks in. eveilgrin:
Sage words Wenchy... whistle:
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He's gone a bit quiet. Do you think perhaps he's collapsed with the shock? eeek:
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Mrs S came in from her morning class, bearing lunch.
No ~ somehow I don't see Miss S getting knocked up. We broached the subject of sexual activity and the BF recently. She informed us that she was not stupid and had no intention of getting herself into that state until she had attained that which she sought. Many a slip twixt cup and lip I know but the school has shown her how to fit a condom onto a banana. lol:
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Mrs S came in from her morning class, bearing lunch.
No ~ somehow I don't see Miss S getting knocked up. We broached the subject of sexual activity and the BF recently. She informed us that she was not stupid and had no intention of getting herself into that state until she had attained that which she sought. Many a slip twixt cup and lip I know but the school has shown her how to fit a condom onto a banana. lol:
Sensible young lady! Sounds like I did at her age.
What was for lunch?
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Musing quietly on this thread, I have just reflected on the fact that my disaster has been coping? with her disaster for about twenty years now...
So there IS justice. evil: All you have to do is wait...
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Mrs S came in from her morning class, bearing lunch.
No ~ somehow I don't see Miss S getting knocked up. We broached the subject of sexual activity and the BF recently. She informed us that she was not stupid and had no intention of getting herself into that state until she had attained that which she sought. Many a slip twixt cup and lip I know but the school has shown her how to fit a condom onto a banana. lol:
I don't see any timetable in there. rubschin:
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Mrs S came in from her morning class, bearing lunch.
No ~ somehow I don't see Miss S getting knocked up. We broached the subject of sexual activity and the BF recently. She informed us that she was not stupid and had no intention of getting herself into that state until she had attained that which she sought. Many a slip twixt cup and lip I know but the school has shown her how to fit a condom onto a banana. lol:
Sensible young lady! Sounds like I did at her age.
What was for lunch?
S&K Pie with Chips ~ very nice but not, as I told her, ideal for an overweight diabetic with a heart condition.
(Must remember to check who gets the insurance money.)
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Wise decision. Bad Mrs Snoopy, should have been waving a celery stick instead.
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Mrs S came in from her morning class, bearing lunch.
No ~ somehow I don't see Miss S getting knocked up. We broached the subject of sexual activity and the BF recently. She informed us that she was not stupid and had no intention of getting herself into that state until she had attained that which she sought. Many a slip twixt cup and lip I know but the school has shown her how to fit a condom onto a banana. lol:
I don't see any timetable in there. rubschin:
Earlier post refers to current age (14) and ambitions to Uni etc which takes her through to at least 22. Timescale thus at least 8 years.
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Wise decision. Bad Mrs Snoopy, should have been waving a celery stick instead.
What?? ...... Sex in the afternoons, not with my medication I'm afraid.
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Mrs S came in from her morning class, bearing lunch.
No ~ somehow I don't see Miss S getting knocked up. We broached the subject of sexual activity and the BF recently. She informed us that she was not stupid and had no intention of getting herself into that state until she had attained that which she sought. Many a slip twixt cup and lip I know but the school has shown her how to fit a condom onto a banana. lol:
I don't see any timetable in there. rubschin:
Earlier post refers to current age (14) and ambitions to Uni etc which takes her through to at least 22. Timescale thus at least 8 years.
Good luck to her, but they can be fickle, like all females I suppose.
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Mrs S came in from her morning class, bearing lunch.
No ~ somehow I don't see Miss S getting knocked up. We broached the subject of sexual activity and the BF recently. She informed us that she was not stupid and had no intention of getting herself into that state until she had attained that which she sought. Many a slip twixt cup and lip I know but the school has shown her how to fit a condom onto a banana. lol:
I don't see any timetable in there. rubschin:
Earlier post refers to current age (14) and ambitions to Uni etc which takes her through to at least 22. Timescale thus at least 8 years.
Good luck to her, but they can be fickle, like all females I suppose.
Dunno 'bout fickle ~ f*****g awkward more like
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Mrs S came in from her morning class, bearing lunch.
No ~ somehow I don't see Miss S getting knocked up. We broached the subject of sexual activity and the BF recently. She informed us that she was not stupid and had no intention of getting herself into that state until she had attained that which she sought. Many a slip twixt cup and lip I know but the school has shown her how to fit a condom onto a banana. lol:
Sensible young lady! Sounds like I did at her age.
What was for lunch?
Banana
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Apparently the girls all ate their bananas after the lesson but none of the boys would eeek:
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Interesting in both cases!!
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Personally I believe the girls ate the bananas to be deliberately provocative and the boys didn't want to be called gay. Miss Snoopy agreed with that surmise.
The little minx even said she had never eaten a banana so slowly before.
Sometimes I think they know too much ~ other times I fear they do not know enough.
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Personally I believe the girls ate the bananas to be deliberately provocative and the boys didn't want to be called gay. Miss Snoopy agreed with that surmise.
The little minx even said she had never eaten a banana so slowly before.
Sometimes I think they know too much ~ other times I fear they do not know enough.
I'm suprised. Girls would never eat banans at school when I was young because of those sorts of ideas.
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She will learn. scared2:
There is a 15 year old (spawn of the pagan morris dancers) who walks past our house every day. Mini skirt, black tights, yesterday for some reason pink wellies. She is beautiful but doesn't quite know it yet (one can tell). But her teeth braces have just come off. Give her a year, maybe less, and the boys will be swarming, they prolly are already but she hasn't quite noticed.....
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Wellies are a fashion statement these days.
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Unlike jewelled flip flops one assumes
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Unlike jewelled flip flops one assumes
I have pretty wellies too.
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Pics?
Why did I ask? SHe will have pics of her own wellies. noooo:
GROWLER?
(PS For some men a banana would be quite flattering)
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Pics?
Why did I ask? SHe will have pics of her own wellies. noooo:
GROWLER?
I don't actually. I can show you which ones though if you like?
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No thanks. She is due past here at 3.40. I can blimp for myself
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Pics?
Why did I ask? SHe will have pics of her own wellies. noooo:
GROWLER?
I don't actually. I can show you which ones though if you like?
::) no...
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Fine then!
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Fine then!
Well I'd like to see them
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Fine then!
Well I'd like to see them
Tough. My boots and I'm not sharing with anyone now. sad24:
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Fine then!
Well I'd like to see them
Creep... noooo:
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Fine then!
Well I'd like to see them
Tough. My boots and I'm not sharing with anyone now. sad24:
Tough old boot point:
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I can guess ~ if they don't have spots it'll be flowers
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.funky-wellington-boots.co.uk%2Fimages%2Fwelly-boots-uk-300.jpg&hash=be6145093046213ad0acd62ae8ec503f7669b634)
OR
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.welligogs.com%2FProductimages%2FBIG%2F69.jpg&hash=747dbc1eeb25280aec931ea0d29d93d4cb3bd176)
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I'm that predictable aren't I.
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I'm that predictable aren't I.
Oh yes... whistle:
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I'm that predictable aren't I.
No ~ I think you showed us once before ...... p'raps in another place.
On the other hand you may just be predictable ~ but then most women are.
Predictable but illogical.
Example ~ I can predict when the attack will come or what will cause it. It will, however, not follow a logical plan and thus my position will be indefensible.
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Possible. I do have another pair of purple Hunter wellies now as well.
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So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
He said "You remind me of a pepper-pot", I said "I'll take that as a condiment".
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So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
He said "You remind me of a pepper-pot", I said "I'll take that as a condiment".
rubschin:
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Well okahy then. eeek:
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So I was walking down the road the other day and was hit in the face by a prawn cocktail. And that was just for starters!
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drumroll:
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Over dinner, Mrs TMR and I were discussing who the kids would live with. A heated argument ensued. I ended up pouring a trifle over her head. She got custardy.
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So I went to the local video shop and I said, "Can I take out The Elephant Man?" He said, "He's not your type." I said "How about Batman Forever?" He said, "No, you'll have to bring it back tomorrow"
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Tommy Cooper. ?5
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Possible. I do have another pair of purple Hunter wellies now as well.
cloud9:
And a matching Sou'Wester?
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You can buy the remnants of Tommy Cooper for a fiver?
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You can buy the remnants of Tommy Cooper for a fiver?
noooo: How many have you had?